I discovered these song spoofs in my Письмо folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with Ты guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.
Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella by Rihanna)-
Ты wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until Ты agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn Ты into a vampire
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told Ты I'll be here forever
сказал(-а) I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, Ты crazy witch
Now it's raining еще than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella лебедь лебедь лебедь лебедь Swan)
These important things, will never come in between
Coz you’re a blank slate, and I’m not entirely straight
When I thought Ты were dead
And Ты thought I had fled
We were at our best, leaving fangirls obsessed
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told Ты I'll be here forever
сказал(-а) I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, Ты crazy witch
Now it's raining еще than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella лебедь лебедь лебедь лебедь Swan)
I can’t ever be real
Even if I make girls squeal
Stay away from me,
There's a big distance between our lust
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all Ты need and more
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told Ты I'll be here forever
сказал(-а) I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, Ты crazy witch
Now it's raining еще than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella лебедь лебедь лебедь лебедь Swan)
Vampire-izer (spoof of Womanizer by Britney Spears)-
Bella Swan
Where Ты from, how's it going?
I know you
Notta clue what you're doing
Ты can play brand new to all the other vamps out here
But I know what Ты are, what Ты are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' еще than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the Волколаки with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what Ты are, what Ты are, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, Ты are, you, you, Ты are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what Ты are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what Ты are-a-a
Ты got me going, Ты also charming, but I can’t do it, Ты Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what Ты are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what Ты are-a-a
Ты say I'm crazy, I got Ты crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Mary-Sue
Ты got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when Ты have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who Ты are, that's who Ты are baby
Lollipop
Ты must mistake me, you’re the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say it, play it how Ты wanna, but no way
I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, Ты are, you, you, Ты are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what Ты are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what Ты are-a-a
Ты got me going, Ты also charming, but I can’t do it, Ты Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what Ты are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what Ты are-a-a
Ты say I'm crazy, I got Ты crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Ah... hope Ты enjoyed!
Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella by Rihanna)-
Ты wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until Ты agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn Ты into a vampire
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told Ты I'll be here forever
сказал(-а) I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, Ты crazy witch
Now it's raining еще than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella лебедь лебедь лебедь лебедь Swan)
These important things, will never come in between
Coz you’re a blank slate, and I’m not entirely straight
When I thought Ты were dead
And Ты thought I had fled
We were at our best, leaving fangirls obsessed
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told Ты I'll be here forever
сказал(-а) I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, Ты crazy witch
Now it's raining еще than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella лебедь лебедь лебедь лебедь Swan)
I can’t ever be real
Even if I make girls squeal
Stay away from me,
There's a big distance between our lust
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all Ты need and more
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told Ты I'll be here forever
сказал(-а) I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, Ты crazy witch
Now it's raining еще than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella лебедь лебедь Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella лебедь лебедь лебедь лебедь Swan)
Vampire-izer (spoof of Womanizer by Britney Spears)-
Bella Swan
Where Ты from, how's it going?
I know you
Notta clue what you're doing
Ты can play brand new to all the other vamps out here
But I know what Ты are, what Ты are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' еще than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the Волколаки with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what Ты are, what Ты are, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, Ты are, you, you, Ты are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what Ты are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what Ты are-a-a
Ты got me going, Ты also charming, but I can’t do it, Ты Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what Ты are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what Ты are-a-a
Ты say I'm crazy, I got Ты crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Mary-Sue
Ты got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when Ты have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who Ты are, that's who Ты are baby
Lollipop
Ты must mistake me, you’re the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say it, play it how Ты wanna, but no way
I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, Ты are, you, you, Ты are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what Ты are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what Ты are-a-a
Ты got me going, Ты also charming, but I can’t do it, Ты Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what Ты are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what Ты are-a-a
Ты say I'm crazy, I got Ты crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Ah... hope Ты enjoyed!