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posted by FredWRules
So, one день there was this girl, and for the sake of this Статья she shall be referred to as A.

so anyway, one day, A's sister got дана a book from a friend. A's sister read сказал(-а) book, then lent it to A, saying it was possibly the best book she'd ever read. This book was Twilight.
so A read the book, slightly skeptical at first, but quickly got hooked. by the end of the book, she was a fan.
So, as soon as she found the секунда book, she bought it. A didn't enjoy it as much as she'd enjoyed the first book, but read it all the same.
then for Рождество she got дана Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
Eclipse she enjoyed, but found predictable, and Breaking Dawn made her laugh her head off.
At this point A had quite a few posters in her room.
when A entered high school, she became Друзья with this other girl, and convinced her to read the series, and the friend also got hooked.
then, later on in the year, A's Друзья forced her into promising to read the Harry Potter series while she was overseas.
A read the series, loved it, then realized how she'd wasted part of her life loving something so terrible. when A got home, one of her Друзья and A's sister (now also turned Anti) had great fun literally tearing up every single poster into shreds.

the early on in the год after that incident, A got bored, and searched Harry Potter vs Twilight into google, and found 1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight.

she read the reasons, laughed, then made herself an account so she could Присоединиться in.

and that's my story of how I turned anti!!!!
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posted by harrypotterbest
Dolores Jane Umbridge… can ANYONE forgive her? And yet, despite being so horrendously evil, she is a very interesting character.
She is very loyal, because we know how she remained on Fudge’s side through the whole dilemma. She is also very easy to hate, for she gave Harry countless detentions for telling the truth. We know very little about Dolores; surely Rowling knows more. She has always planned her characters to the death – one reason why Harry Potter makes a very interesting read.
Back on the topic of Umbridge, we have to accept that she could have had a childhood like Snape –...
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So I am Чтение reasons as to why Twilight Фаны think Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I just want to make it clear; there is a big difference between liking one series better than another, and one series actually being better than another. I also want to reply to some of the еще common ones I've seen.



"Twilight has еще love!"
Okay, Twilight does not have еще Любовь than Harry Potter by any means. Twilight has a lot of obsessive lust, which is often mistaken for love, but they are quite different.

Why is their relationship lust? Why isn't it love?

Well, what do Bella and Edward do together?...
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1. Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar.

2. Call him The-Guy-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live.

3. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say Ты taught him everything he knows.

4. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

5. Ask him when he last took a bath.

6. Pat him on the head and give him Цветы when his plans are foiled yet again

7. Play "knock and run" at his bedchamber door late at night.

8. Ask him why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something еще "sociably acceptable".

9. If Ты ever need to say "Like taking Конфеты from a baby", be sure to add: '"Of course, SOME of us might find that harder...
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Many Twilighters Любовь to say how "Edward and Bella Любовь each other sooooo much!" I'm afraid I have to disagree on this point. Their relationship is pure lust, not love.

Here is my reasoning.

How do Bella and Edward decide they are in love? Well, Bella moves in to Forks. Her first день of High School there, she looks across the cafeteria, and she sees a totally gorgeous guy! He catches her attention immediately and she decides right then and there that he is the only man in the town who is good enough for her, despite the fact that she has never spoken to him once in her life. She swats off the...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chapter 1 part 2
The flight took five hours. It was the longest journey Bella had ever traveled and she was happy enough to have both feet on steady ground again. She walked to the luggage ремень, пояс, пояса and grabbed her luggage, succeeding to pull a few other valises with it. Bella’s face turned red and she put her own luggage on the floor and put the valises that weren’t hers back on the belt. Then she lifted her suitcases again and walked outside.
Outside two people were standing with a huge placard saying ‘Welcome home, Bella’ One of them was waving heavily at her and wanted to run into her...
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Source: MuggleNet Caption Contest
posted by HaleyDewit
Chapter 1 part 1
It was 8.30 am. A 17 год old girl lay asleep in her bed, a naughty smile on her face. She was obviously dreaming. She put her arms around her подушка like she was embracing it. She could dream on forever. But unfortunately…
“Isabella Swan, if Ты wish to be on that plane in time, Ты better get your pretty жопа, попка out of your постель, кровати right now!” a female voice shouted from downstairs.
Bella groaned and with her head half underneath the sheets she touched for the alarm clock. She opened her eyes a little a checked the hour. The knowledge she gained, made her eyes almost fall out...
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I found this when I randomly looked up "Twihard"

Twihard-
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in Любовь with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face."

Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"

Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."

Twihard: "How could Ты say that?! I'm in Любовь with him!!"


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HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT!!!!!
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posted by HaleyDewit
1.A lot of trees have been sacrificed for Twishit
2.It's deathly boring
3.Sparkling vampires?Really?
4.Edward is a pedophile and a stalker.To every girl who thinks Edward's the perfect boyfriend: a guy who watches Ты when Ты sleep,is not romantic,but creepy.
5.There are a lot of plotholes
6.Bella has as much personality as the spoon I'm looking at right now.
7.Quotations like 'liquid topaz eyes' (since when are eyes liquid???)and 'it's an optional choice'(Where does Smeyer live,because it's obvious they don't have a dictionary there)
8.Bella is the stereotype of the woman before feminism.She's completely...
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Source: Болталка places on the internet.
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