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posted by bamagirl5899
okay can u people ot yell at me this time please.


may pov

at looked at my phone it was 3' o clock then i got a text. (wat up girl u coming 2 the paint ball war girles agnst boys u know whos going to win whith u on their team) Sue texted me. ( srry cnt gt a friend problem well nt really a problm bt im not allowed over at te cullen house )( what happned) (Bella went bezerk she actually threw something at me)


( }: she's just jeolous you'll take edward frm her)

(okay thats just funny i dont like him ok )

(watevr u sy bt r we going to play bsebll tomarow)

(no nt in the mood i might mov to italy или go to a school in britan tomarow)

( ohh with out me hw culd u)

( easy get on a plane или a train)

( LOL not bt i gota go ttyl)

( yeah ttyl)i texted her. hmm mabye i shouldnt go.Ehh im going shell get over it i thought.

[ ten минуты later]

"Their u are May." I looked up at Alice "Come on stay at the house until tomarrow bella wont kill Ты and if she tries ill help Ты kill her." she said. "Fine got nothing ealse better to do." i said. Alice must've ran here because we took my car back to her house.

[at the cullen house]

"Hay May returns i was hoping for a fight." Emmet said. I wanted to slap him but then their would be a fight. Bella gave me another icy stare. Wat will she throw this time. I thought. "Nothing." Edward said. I walked upstairs to the third floor to where my old room was and sat down at the old desk.I ran my hand against the стол письменный, стол until I found the secret comartment. I opened the compartment and took out the old фото album from all the old times me and Alice had. I never relized how long назад it was since i was human but I had well part of a family now.
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I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers, wattpad.com, b L o g s p o t.com


How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as или еще beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do Ты stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do Ты irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Why...
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