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25 Things that Twilight Needed to Become at Least Mid-decent

posted by GemonkDruid

(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 фагот players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.

DrJacksonLake, traceyhp and 6 others like this

PotterForever numbers 1,8,9,10,12, and 24 are my favorites.

K5-HOWL It would make it funny

emilyroxx 5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze) XD Agreed. I'm still laughing about 24.

DracoLuver OMG! Jeeves would be my HERO!

vlad_todd_fan F twilight had this stuff I would actually see it but, it still sucks, read my articles please.

GemonkDruid Which articles? Link please??

Lord-Voldemort For 25, can we assume that by "you" we mean "me" in character, as in, Lord Voldemort? *cackle* Oh the brilliance >:)

siriuslyawesome Team Jeeves!

zanhar1 XD epic

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Harry Potter Funnies!

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Kill the spare

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Draco Malfoy totally looks like Эминем

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Draco Malfoy totally looks like Эминем

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dobby is happy to be with his friend

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Just there

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Hold on паук monkey

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The Dark Lords Groove

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Not ANOTHER one!

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Is Bella еще relatable than Harry?

posted by hpotterforever7

Ok, well I'm going to be perfectly respectful in this Статья because I don't want to make anyone mad, I just want to make a point. If Ты agree или disagree with it, that's up to you. Please don't be rude inthe Комментарий section, and give reasons for opinions. Thanks!

Now I can start. May I just start by saying that I am on the Harry Potter side (with all due respect to Twilight fans)

I've noticed that one of the things Twilight Фаны say is that Bella is a еще relatable character than Harry. I think that that is a good point because technically, Ты can be a normal teenager who goes to school...

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An Americans Guide to British Words

posted by LavenderBrown

Some people (not necessarily Americans) have admitted having trouble with the British words in Harry Potter. To solve this problem, I give you...An Americans Guide to British words!

1) Prat
Someone who is described as being dumb или self centered. Usually acts against logic.
e.x. Jeez, Roldolfo is such a prat!

2) Git
Basically, a jerk. Shallow and/or childish.
e.x. Look at that git, strutting around like he owns the place!

3) Err...
The British equivalent of umm...
e.x. "Errr.... is it 42?"

4) Barmy
Insane/Crazy.
e.x. That old mans gone barmy!

5.) Blast
Equivalent to "Dang!"
e.x. Blast! Some git's taken...

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Why I Enjoyed Harry Potter еще than Twilight

posted by LavenderBrown

Twihards или Rabid Фаны (thats obsessive Twilight fans, all of you): Don't read this. I don't want to get mauled или drowned.
I apologize for any spelling или grammar errors.
Don't get me wrong- I like Twilight just fine. However, many parts of it really annoyed me. Here are my reasons why I liked Harry Potter better.

1. Characters.
Lets compare:
Lead female role in HP: Hermione Granger. Flaws: a bit nerdy, Know-it-all, and Bossy. Good traits: Stood up for herself (as well as think for herself), worked against racism (for house-elves), was loyal to Harry at all times, and didn't try to kill herself...

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Stepheine Meyer Sucks: Part 2

posted by SpeedyGonzalez

I Speedy Gonzalez did not write this I merely copied and pasted it. The original may be found link.

I got Breaking Dawn on the день that it came out and was hoping that Meyer would somehow redeem the steadily deteriorating quality of the Twilight series. What a huge disappointment. I was even еще disappointed when I found out how Meyer was responding to the criticism towards it. Then I discovered that she was Письмо Midnight Sun. I looked вперед to that because, even though all of the Книги suck, they are a guilty pleasure and Twilight was the best of all of them. Then she stopped writing...

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HP's Facebook page :)

posted by lilcherrywine

Dear friends,
This is my first attempt at Письмо a creative article. I've attempted the Facebook page of HP, and hope Ты like it. Sorry for the lame humor, it's my very first time. Thanks for reading, and please drop in your comments, because I need your opinion. Thanks again.

HP’S fb page

HARRY POTTER

Went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Lives in London.
Knows English, Parseltongue
From Godric’s Hollow
Born on July 31, 1880

Cho Chang: Harry, I had a trip with dad and mom to Forks last week and I spotted Cedric there. Yes, Harry, I saw him. I don’t know what’s happening, I mean,...

Edward Cullen IS in love, OBSESSIVE love.

posted by Renarimae

Now to anyone of the teensy-beensy minority that has never heard of Twilight's male protagonist, Edward Cullen, he supposedly a vampire that falls in deep "love" with a human girl named Bella.

Now I must object to this Описание of the Edward and Bella (Edella или Bedward, lol). While the relationship is described as being true love, I personally think that the relationship is any BUT deep, true love. It is, in my, along with many other fanpoppers, opinion that this relationship is extraordinarily unhealthy and codependent, and that Edward's supposed "love" is obsessive love.

Obsessive love:...

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Time To Grow Up, HP fans!

posted by PotterLambert93

Today, I read a post from "youknowit101" on "1000 Reason why Twilight is better than harry Potter", and it completley gave me секунда thoughts about this whole thing between the rival series. According to this guy, he is very ashamed at the HP Фаны for attacking the Twilight Фаны and how immature they are, and to be honest, I now couldn't agree more. He's right, HP fans, we are the immature ones, not the Twilighters. We Potterheads are taking HP for granted and using it to rub it in other people's faces.

Now I see why Twilight Фаны barley respond to the debates and articles, and it's because...