Гарри Поттер против Сумерек Article: Finding Twilight a Theme Song

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posted by siriuslyawesome

A little play.

(setting-a stage. Creepy smoke rolls on ground, odd blue lighting. Edward stands looking at Стена and thinking)
Edward:Hmmm...
Harry:Hey Edward! What's going on?
(Edward ignores him)
Harry:Is something wrong? Is Bella being a pain or...
Bella: (runs in) WHY ARE Ты MAKING EDWARD UPSET?
Harry:I'm not trying to-
(Hermione runs in, panting)
Hermione: I heard yelling-what's going on?
Bella: Harry's making Eddieward mad.
Harry:I just asked if he was okay-
Bella:AND THAT MADE HIM UPSET!
Hermione: Bella, calm down.
Bella: DON"T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN Ты CALM DOWN!!!!!!
Hermione: That's it! (Pulls out wand.)
Ron: (runs in) Hermione, what are Ты doing?
(Hermione lowers wand, suprised)
Edward:Do Ты guys want to know WHY I'm upset?
Harry: Nope.
Ron:No.
Hermione:Nah, not really.
Bella: OH PLEASE TELL ME!!!
Edward: Well, some people are saying that HP is better than Twilight because Twilight has no theme song. I just can't think of one!
Harry:Why don't Ты use Boom Boom Pow?? It goes along perfectly with the book....
Hermione: How about "The Dance of the Sugar слива Fairies" by Tchaikovsky? Ты are sugar слива fairies...(grins, Ron laughs)
Bella:Don't Ты DARE insult sparkly vampires! (Throws a перфоратор, удар, пунш at Harry, misses and hits Edward. He falls to the ground)
Bella: EDDIEWARD I'M SO SORRY!
Harry: Let's leave before this gets crazy.
Ron:(stares at Bella) She NEEDS to sort out her priorities.
Bella: MEANIES! (Plots revenge against them)
Hermione: See ya, Bella
Ron:Er...nice to meet you.
Harry:Hope to uh...see Ты again.
(A crack as they apparate)
WHAT DO Ты THINK THE TWILIGHT THEME SONG SHOULD BE?

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LinaHarrow I think "Bella's Lullaby" would work nicely.

Junkie4Jesus Edward isn't a sparkly vampire. He's a freaking Fairy!! He's covered in glitter and lives in the woods!!!!! Silly people:) I think he's a male tooth fairy....lol

Junkie4Jesus Now for a Theme song......IDK?!

Darkshine Dance of the Sugar Plum fairy would be great. x)

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My reasons for liking Harry Potter еще than Twilight

posted by ariba_c

This is how I feel about HP vs. Twilight. Twilight Фаны feel free to state your own opinion but I would prefer no one fights. These are my opinions and everyone is entitled to their own.

I know there are many of these Статьи on here but this is my own and wanted to share it. Sorry about how long it is! And please excuse any typos!

1. The character have personalities and depth. They grow and change and even minor characters are so complex
-Dobby: Dobby was a house elf that belonged to the Malfoy family. At great risk to himself, he tried to keep Harry from danger by attempting to persuade him...

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"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," или the ending of the Twilight saga?

posted by maritina12345

Would Ты prefer to read the new adventures of молочница after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," или to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga?

Would you prefer to read the new adventures of thrush after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," or to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga?

Summer is the perfect opportunity to stop and relax and let your imagination fly: and what better opportunity to spend some 'time to read, drift into a fabulous world of the best stories?

But what would be the perfect book for summer: a new chapter of Harry Potter или the sequel to Breaking Dawn? Would Ты prefer to read the new adventures of молочница after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," или to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga? Vote!

And how can Ты imagine еще of these stories? Let go of the Фэнтези and ... "write" Ты Harry Potter 8 and the new adventures of Edward and Bella!

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Why I Enjoyed Harry Potter еще than Twilight

posted by LavenderBrown

Twihards или Rabid Фаны (thats obsessive Twilight fans, all of you): Don't read this. I don't want to get mauled или drowned.
I apologize for any spelling или grammar errors.
Don't get me wrong- I like Twilight just fine. However, many parts of it really annoyed me. Here are my reasons why I liked Harry Potter better.

1. Characters.
Lets compare:
Lead female role in HP: Hermione Granger. Flaws: a bit nerdy, Know-it-all, and Bossy. Good traits: Stood up for herself (as well as think for herself), worked against racism (for house-elves), was loyal to Harry at all times, and didn't try to kill herself...

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Bellatrix vs Bella battle

posted by HaleyDewit

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Rhytm of Poker Face

Bellatrix:
I’ve been in Azkaban for еще than a decade
So if you’d пересекать, крест my way Ты don’t think I’ll be afraid
I’ve become an Иконка in the whole wizarding world
And you’re not even hot enough to be an escort girl

Bella:
Whoa (x8)
You think you’re the best
But your hair’s like a mess
Whoa (x8)
You got no style
You Любовь a dude who’s dead nor alive

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t Ты mess with my pretty face
Death...

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The Secret Life of Edward Cullen Part 11: The Epic Final Battle of Epic Epicness

posted by siriuslyawesome

Whoa. Its the final battle already? It seems like this all started a week ago....which it did....so...yeah.
NOTE: I am a Twilight fan, so do not suggest that I think all Twilight Фаны are crazy. I also think HP is better than Twilight, though. Just a little.
NOTE:I like HP and T, I am not trying to make fun of either, I'm just having fun with some of the ideas.
NOTE: okay, I'm just putting this note in to build suspense.
NOTE: This is it. The big one. The end. The last one. The one and only. The awesome one. The one that is the end. The climatic one. The one that, if Ты do not read, will send...

Stephenie Meyer Sucks Part 1

posted by SpeedyGonzalez

I, SpeedyGonzalez did NOT write this. I just merely copyed and pasted it.

Ah, yes, Stephenie Meyer, Автор of the Twilight series. My opinion of her, from the way that she has presented herself to the public in interviews and such, is that she is a whiny, self absorbed woman with the mind of a 13 год old. She can't deal with criticism because it hurts her delicate little feelings, and believes that she is an amazing writer and that her story and characters are somehow superior to those seen in the works of people such as Jane Austen and William Shakespeare. Here's one statement that shows that...

Why Harry Potter is better than Twilight

posted by Love4Hermione

So Harry Potter is MUCH better than some stupid book about wimpy girls and sparkly fairies. First off:
ALL the Twilight people are UGLY! I mean seriously, Taylor Lautners muscles are gross and he has ugly man-boobs. He looks like a creep on steroids. and Robert Pattison looks like a bum, and Kristen looks like a drug aggict as Bella. I mean, EW! Who wants to watch a movie with eyesores like them? Harry Potter is WAY better, I mean we have HOT guys, and the girls aren't half bad either! I mean. we have Lucius, Draco, Sirius, and Snape to say the LEAST! Plus like a zillion other eye-candy dudes!...

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45 Reasons Why Harry Potter Is A Million Times Better Than Twilight: By Renarimae.

posted by Renarimae

1. It has better writing.
2. It's plotline is better.
3. I'd rather read a book about a teenage boy going to a wizardry school and fighting a dark sorceror than one about a ditzy girl who's way too obsessed with her sparkly boyfriend.
4. The characters are еще relateable.
5. J.K. Rowling is not afraid to kill off plenty of good guys.
6. Most of the characters' educations actually matter to them.
7. It doesn't have thousands of rabid fangirls.
8. The characters are еще three-dimensional.
9. It stays true to mythology.
10. It has еще types of Любовь in it, not just romantic and sexual Любовь (or should...