I did not write this!
Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless Ты have Harry's invisibility плащ and the Marauders' Map или Ты are Фред and/or George)
1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
2. Growing Марихуана или hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.
3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate дата to the Yule Ball.
5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told Ты I was...
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