Twilight Parody

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A really funny Twilight parody, involving an obsessed fan, XD

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Harry Potter Errors

posted by Sophia21

Ah well, in the name of justice now I will take it a little bit against Harry Potter. For starters I will only mention consistency errors или plot mistakes. Scientific and lore mistakes will be included later. HEY! They are 7 very long books, and unlike Twilight were mistakes were easy to spot amongst the constant lovey-dovey of Bella and Edward, Harry Potter has a lot of information going around. Now then.

1)Where did Voldemort stick his wand?
Explanation: Yeah the Название doesn't give a very nice image. But seriously. Voldemort went on a solo mission to kill the Potters and their baby. Due to...

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Bella лебедь Negative Reviews by Book Critics.

posted by MyronPwnsBella

Publishers Weekly-"After her transformation into a vampire, it's almost impossible to identify with her in Breaking Dawn"

Lilah Lohr of the Chicago Tribune-"Bella's character, compared to the Quileute wolves, is less satisfying"

Kirkus Reviews-"Bella's appeal is based on magic rather than character, but her and Edward's portrayal of dangerous Влюбленные hits the spot"
"Bella's personality is flat and obsessive"

Laura Miller of salon.com-"In regards of Edward and Bella, neither of them has much personality to speak of"

Jennifer Reese of Entertainment Weekly-"You may wish she had loftier goals and a mind...

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Rita Skeeter Interviews Bella лебедь

posted by KateKicksAss

NOTE: This interview is written as if Bella is still human. Think after Eclipse but before Breaking Dawn. And I don't mean to offend Twilight Фаны with any of the Вопросы that Rita asks Bella in this article, based on Rita's personality in the books, I'm assuming she'd ask awkward questions.

Me Myself and I
By Rita Skeeter

Today's interview is with Популярное Фэнтези book character, Bella Swan. Captivating readers in Twilight, read on as I interview Bella, and see if there's еще to her than just an obsession with Edward!

*The door opens, and in walks Bella......with Edward.*

Bella Swan: Can...

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Harry vs Edward

posted by june13

We all been asking since this culb stared who would win the fight Harry Potter или Edward Cullen. First it mattereds if Harry has is wand wish it would come avange of him in a way and if Edward had Bella или not she would come a distracing to him lets start.
Harry has is wand and Edward does not have Bella. But Edward can read his man but since he does not know what the spells do it will not help at all and Edward has got speed that will help him out alot becouse he can get a way from the spell so they both got disavanges and avanges so it just may be a tie

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Harry Potter condom.

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Snape's relationship with Harry

posted by PotterForever

Severus Snape is without a dought the deepest most complex character in Harry Potter. His relationship with Harry was quite complicated in the sense that he had a very difficult past with both Harry's parents. On the one hand he was deeply in Любовь with his mother, but on the other hand he absolutaly LOATHED his father. This resulted in the awkward difficult relationship the two of them had throught the books. Snape cared about Harry, but only to the point where he wanted to make sure his physical being was protected, and that he was alive and well. He cared about this, because his Любовь for...

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The Making of the Dark Mark

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Seth

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Costume check

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Whose eyes?

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reasons why twilight is better the harry potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

1. Twilight has еще deph to their plot
2. The harry potter characters are mary-sues
3. The harry potteR characters are sparkly wizards
4. The characters in twilight matured while harry potter characters didnt
5. twilight has a theme park based on them
6. smeyer created a world while j k rowling created a book
7. twilight is aimed for people of all ages while harry potter is aimed for teenage girls
8. The war in harry potter was anti-climatic
9. twilight is about Любовь and friendship while harry potter focuses on how to get a boyfriend
10. even daniel radcliffe says that he didnt like the character he...

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Bella vs Ginny.

posted by bessmarvin1

Ginny vs Bella

I know that many of Ты like Bella and many of Ты hate her.But I Любовь Ginny еще than her.In fact I hate Bella.She's such a Mary-Sue.

MY REASONS WHY BELLA SUCKS,COMPARED WITH GINNY.

Bella made us all realize that we cannot live if we do not have a man in our life.
Ginny made us realize that Ты don't need a man in your life to live.

Bella was broken down when Edward left her.
Ginny fought for her family and Друзья when Harry left her.

Bella always hurdles behind Edward when she had to face danger.
Ginny was nearly killed,but she did not back down.

Bella married just after she graduated out of school...

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How Edward got Bella pregnant. (DRAFT)

posted by youknowit101

This is just a draft. We've been working on it, but we want to see how Ты guys react to it so far. We both plan to explain each point further, but we want to know what else Ты guys want to see addressed.

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a Вопрос a bit назад asking what bothers Ты about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.
(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if Ты haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, Ты probably shouldn’t read this)

First, we’ll address te...

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My sincere apologies to youknowit101 and my opinions on this entire bloody debacle

posted by Quaila

Alright, so here I am again in the Статья section. And with the strangest topic yet.

I'm extending an apology to youknowit101 for my numerous mild to severe transgressions of civility against him. I am also apologising for losing my temper yesterday and to be honest, I don't think the evening of December 12th 2010 on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot was very enjoyable.

Now, I am going to analyse this bloody debacle from start to current, and give Ты my opinions afterwards.
I first encountered cassie-1-2-3 when someone worshipping the Holy Potatoe as a running gag told me she had levied "blasphemy"...

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вверх 5 Reasons Ты Should HATE Twilight!

posted by Ms_Mea

This Статья isn't mine, this is just an Статья I found on cracked.com (one of the best sites ever!). I agree with most of it, and on that note remember this is opion based, not fact. This is...*drumroll* if Ты don't hate Twilight already, why Ты SHOULD hate Twilight!

Click here to check out the article:
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Enjoy, and no getting pissy (that's right I'm talking to Ты Twilight Фан girls) if you're going to post, DON'T POST unless Ты write something I can understand. For example, THIS is something I can't understand:
omg liek edward iz liek sooo hawt an like sexxii an liek OMG umminess an u hateur iz liek tttly stoopid an homo an--
It's hurts too much to even finish the example! Anyway, again no haters and enjoy!