1. In casual conversation, constantly ask: "Now what was the name of that kid with the scar again?"
2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for Ты (even if Ты have no intention of Чтение them).
3. Ask what "HP" stands for.
4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."
5. Tell them Ты think the Фильмы are better than the books.
6. Suggest they read the Книги on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.
7. Destroy any and all of their delusions that magic really exists and that they'll someday find Hogwarts.
8. Point and laugh unnecessarily loudly when they tell Ты how many times they've read each book.
9. Any time they mention JK Rowling, mention that Ты think she should just retire immediately.
10. Steal their wizard robes.
11. Wash off their lightning bolt tattoo.
12. Steal the dust куртка to their books.
13. Ask to borrow one of the Книги and return it with scribbles and notes alluding to the death of Harry.
14. Pronounce all of the character's names wrong, no matter how easy they are или how many times you've been corrected.
15. Offer to Редактировать their fanfic, then re-write it to be about a delusional person who is convinced a book about magic is real.
16. Go on and on about how unrealistic all of it is.
17. Offer to mail a letter to Hogwarts, and really mail it to a shrink.
18. Draw mustaches on their Harry Potter posters.
19. When they start ranting and raving about the books/movies, say "That's nice!" in the same tone used to talk to a child.
20. Use logic to disprove all of the plot lines in the books.
21. Plant a snake in their room and laugh at their frustration when they can't communicate with it.
22. Write hate mail to JK Rowling, providing your friend's name and address.
23. Misquote the Книги as often as possible.
24. Try to convince them that Voldemort is really the good guy and the book is told from Harry's point of view - which is the only reason he comes off looking good.
25. When they start to retell a part of one of the books, say "Oh, yeah, and remember when . . ." - then completely make something up.
2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for Ты (even if Ты have no intention of Чтение them).
3. Ask what "HP" stands for.
4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."
5. Tell them Ты think the Фильмы are better than the books.
6. Suggest they read the Книги on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.
7. Destroy any and all of their delusions that magic really exists and that they'll someday find Hogwarts.
8. Point and laugh unnecessarily loudly when they tell Ты how many times they've read each book.
9. Any time they mention JK Rowling, mention that Ты think she should just retire immediately.
10. Steal their wizard robes.
11. Wash off their lightning bolt tattoo.
12. Steal the dust куртка to their books.
13. Ask to borrow one of the Книги and return it with scribbles and notes alluding to the death of Harry.
14. Pronounce all of the character's names wrong, no matter how easy they are или how many times you've been corrected.
15. Offer to Редактировать their fanfic, then re-write it to be about a delusional person who is convinced a book about magic is real.
16. Go on and on about how unrealistic all of it is.
17. Offer to mail a letter to Hogwarts, and really mail it to a shrink.
18. Draw mustaches on their Harry Potter posters.
19. When they start ranting and raving about the books/movies, say "That's nice!" in the same tone used to talk to a child.
20. Use logic to disprove all of the plot lines in the books.
21. Plant a snake in their room and laugh at their frustration when they can't communicate with it.
22. Write hate mail to JK Rowling, providing your friend's name and address.
23. Misquote the Книги as often as possible.
24. Try to convince them that Voldemort is really the good guy and the book is told from Harry's point of view - which is the only reason he comes off looking good.
25. When they start to retell a part of one of the books, say "Oh, yeah, and remember when . . ." - then completely make something up.
Bella rules!
My friend just сказал(-а) twilight is better than harry potter!
Here is our convo:
"So twihard или potter head ? We both know who's better" Me
"Yhea"
Potters
Twilight
I think not!
Oh yhea!?
Yhea! And to prove Ты are wrong... I challenge Ты to a dule!
Your on!
And also... whoever wins is the better non-fiction fan.
*after much explaining we step into dule positions*
Ты go first. Me
Ok! I turn into a werewolf!
Avada Kerdavra the werewolf.
*she runs off crying*
I think she's crazy. So your opinion. Hp или Twilight?
Harry Potter!
Friends that stick with you until the very end...
Plots
HP: Harry discovers he has a special gift which he uses to protect himself, Друзья and Hogwarts
BT: Zach discovers he has a special gift which he will use to protect his world
Main Characters
HP: Harry, Hermione and Ron – All from England
BT: Zach, Bala and Wen – From England, America and China
Set
HP: Set in England but they go to special places that Ты can only travel to using magic
BT: Set in England but they go to special worlds (world of love, equality, without money)
Evil
HP: Harry has a history with Voldemort and holds the key to his defeat
BT: Zach has the gift that Dhoranka once possessed and is link to Dhorankas evil past
Conclusion:
Common features between Книги often help Ты choose your Далее book, which is a good thing. So is Birthright different enough to be considered a similar to Harry Potter или is it just Harry Potter in a different cover?
HP: Harry discovers he has a special gift which he uses to protect himself, Друзья and Hogwarts
BT: Zach discovers he has a special gift which he will use to protect his world
Main Characters
HP: Harry, Hermione and Ron – All from England
BT: Zach, Bala and Wen – From England, America and China
Set
HP: Set in England but they go to special places that Ты can only travel to using magic
BT: Set in England but they go to special worlds (world of love, equality, without money)
Evil
HP: Harry has a history with Voldemort and holds the key to his defeat
BT: Zach has the gift that Dhoranka once possessed and is link to Dhorankas evil past
Conclusion:
Common features between Книги often help Ты choose your Далее book, which is a good thing. So is Birthright different enough to be considered a similar to Harry Potter или is it just Harry Potter in a different cover?
Every body should read the harry potter series at least once. Millions of people of all ages around the globe have enjoyed the over 3,000 page harry potter series. If Ты haven't read any of the Книги или seen the Фильмы Ты should read the Книги first and then the movies.Also Ты should hurry up and read the series!!! If Ты are to lazy to read the series at least read the first book. The harry potter series has a lot of excitement and drama или people who Любовь that kind of book.There is probably over a million people who would agree with me.
Bellatrix, zanhar1's favorite character!
Warner bro's and j.k Rowling have decided to let peple come to the Harry Potter studios ,where there is hogwarts ,diagon alley, hosmeade and anywhere else in the wizarding world . They Показать Ты how they do all the efects like how the brooms fly,the night bus and more.
They wanted hogwarts to look very real so they encouraged all the actors and Актрисы to carve their initials into the benches in the great hall and they hit the plates with a hammer to give them an authentic look.
I will be going to harry potter world so i will tell Ты how it was.
P.S I am not talking about the one in orlando this one is in Лондон and it's the ACTUAL studio
They wanted hogwarts to look very real so they encouraged all the actors and Актрисы to carve their initials into the benches in the great hall and they hit the plates with a hammer to give them an authentic look.
I will be going to harry potter world so i will tell Ты how it was.
P.S I am not talking about the one in orlando this one is in Лондон and it's the ACTUAL studio
owl post in hogsmead
