1. In casual conversation, constantly ask: "Now what was the name of that kid with the scar again?"
2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for Ты (even if Ты have no intention of Чтение them).
3. Ask what "HP" stands for.
4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."
5. Tell them Ты think the Фильмы are better than the books.
6. Suggest they read the Книги on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.
7. Destroy any and all of their delusions that magic really exists and that they'll someday find Hogwarts.
8. Point and laugh unnecessarily loudly when they tell Ты how many times they've read each book.
9. Any time they mention JK Rowling, mention that Ты think she should just retire immediately.
10. Steal their wizard robes.
11. Wash off their lightning bolt tattoo.
12. Steal the dust куртка to their books.
13. Ask to borrow one of the Книги and return it with scribbles and notes alluding to the death of Harry.
14. Pronounce all of the character's names wrong, no matter how easy they are или how many times you've been corrected.
15. Offer to Редактировать their fanfic, then re-write it to be about a delusional person who is convinced a book about magic is real.
16. Go on and on about how unrealistic all of it is.
17. Offer to mail a letter to Hogwarts, and really mail it to a shrink.
18. Draw mustaches on their Harry Potter posters.
19. When they start ranting and raving about the books/movies, say "That's nice!" in the same tone used to talk to a child.
20. Use logic to disprove all of the plot lines in the books.
21. Plant a snake in their room and laugh at their frustration when they can't communicate with it.
22. Write hate mail to JK Rowling, providing your friend's name and address.
23. Misquote the Книги as often as possible.
24. Try to convince them that Voldemort is really the good guy and the book is told from Harry's point of view - which is the only reason he comes off looking good.
25. When they start to retell a part of one of the books, say "Oh, yeah, and remember when . . ." - then completely make something up.
2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for Ты (even if Ты have no intention of Чтение them).
3. Ask what "HP" stands for.
4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."
5. Tell them Ты think the Фильмы are better than the books.
6. Suggest they read the Книги on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.
7. Destroy any and all of their delusions that magic really exists and that they'll someday find Hogwarts.
8. Point and laugh unnecessarily loudly when they tell Ты how many times they've read each book.
9. Any time they mention JK Rowling, mention that Ты think she should just retire immediately.
10. Steal their wizard robes.
11. Wash off their lightning bolt tattoo.
12. Steal the dust куртка to their books.
13. Ask to borrow one of the Книги and return it with scribbles and notes alluding to the death of Harry.
14. Pronounce all of the character's names wrong, no matter how easy they are или how many times you've been corrected.
15. Offer to Редактировать their fanfic, then re-write it to be about a delusional person who is convinced a book about magic is real.
16. Go on and on about how unrealistic all of it is.
17. Offer to mail a letter to Hogwarts, and really mail it to a shrink.
18. Draw mustaches on their Harry Potter posters.
19. When they start ranting and raving about the books/movies, say "That's nice!" in the same tone used to talk to a child.
20. Use logic to disprove all of the plot lines in the books.
21. Plant a snake in their room and laugh at their frustration when they can't communicate with it.
22. Write hate mail to JK Rowling, providing your friend's name and address.
23. Misquote the Книги as often as possible.
24. Try to convince them that Voldemort is really the good guy and the book is told from Harry's point of view - which is the only reason he comes off looking good.
25. When they start to retell a part of one of the books, say "Oh, yeah, and remember when . . ." - then completely make something up.
I got this off another website, check it out:
How do Ты know you're taking Harry Potter too seriously?
Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and Ты run outside looking for an owl.
Ты ask for a метла for Christmas.
Ты sort everyone Ты meet into the four Hogwarts houses.
Ты went out and bought the latest edition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "muggle".
Ты were burned trying to get through the flames of your fireplace.
Ты were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"
How do Ты know you're taking Harry Potter too seriously?
Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and Ты run outside looking for an owl.
Ты ask for a метла for Christmas.
Ты sort everyone Ты meet into the four Hogwarts houses.
Ты went out and bought the latest edition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "muggle".
Ты were burned trying to get through the flames of your fireplace.
Ты were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"
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Severus Snape was, in fact The Bravest Man I Ever Knew. "Albus Severus, Ты were named for two headmasters at Hogwarts, one of them was a Slytherin. And he was, probably, the bravest man I ever knew." Severus Snape fought for what was right. "A true wizard on the inside. Not afraid of what he had to do" "Long назад I had a teacher. A sallow skinned Slytherin with long black hair. I hated him and he seemed to hate me too. Though I branded him a coward, he was, in fact, the bravest man I ever knew."
So, I say, to Severus Snape, 'You were the Bravest Man I Ever Knew. Long live Snape! He was "a true wizard on the inside."'
To Snape!
So, I say, to Severus Snape, 'You were the Bravest Man I Ever Knew. Long live Snape! He was "a true wizard on the inside."'
To Snape!
Severus Snape
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