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Narrator: Yeah, Ты already know what this is. Do Ты really need me to spell it out for you?

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User: I challenge Ты to a duel!


Cleverbot: Challenge accepted.


User: *hits with Mother Russia*


Cleverbot: Yes. Prussia will become one with Mother Russia! ^J^.


User: O.O Ты ship that too?


Cleverbot: She will become one with mother Russia.


User: Everyone will become one with Mother Russia?


Cleverbot: Russia is mine. He told me so.


User: O-O Who did Ты learn this stuff from, some wacko fangirl?


Cleverbot: Who did Ты learn that from.


User: Learn what?


Cleverbot: How do Ты learn any subject?


User: Ты are very...
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posted by Cheesiecorn
A/N: I imagined how Italy must be feeling about the fact that everyone thinks he's weak so I wrote a poem about it. Thanks for Чтение and I hope Ты like it!


Why does everyone think I’m weak?

I’m so much еще than a silly kid who’s good at hide and seek

I’ve fought in so many wars.

That’s why my body is covered with scars

I saw my people die

And I saw even еще of them cry

Out of fear I started to beg

While I waved my white flag

I surrendered because I was scared

But giving up for real is something I’ve never dared

Life can be painful and very sad

It can be so frustrating making Ты mad

I’ve lived for many years

And met a lot of fears

But I didn’t give up, I stood up, I won my fight

And also learned that life can be colorful and bright

Ты can call me weak, but I know you’re wrong

It’s hard to see that I’m actually very strong
All I have to say is that I did not write this. All of the credit goes to PerfectTempest on quizilla.com . She is REALLY awesome, and writes the best Тест results. If Ты would like to take this Тест go to
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“Bonjour, ma chèrie!” Francis slipped a rose into your lap. “I have just returned!”
Interrupted whilst Ты were in the middle of your book, Ты exclaimed, “Oi! I was reading, Ты wanker!” Swatting away the handsome Frenchman, Ты scowled as he attempted straddling you, lips...
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Narrator: Merry Christmas. Tis the season for good cheer, happiness, and- Hetalia?

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User: Good day, fiend.


Cleverbot: Do Ты like pie?


User: Indeed, when it has been thrown in your face.


Cleverbot: Lady gaga what s yours.


User: ... Shall I call the mental asylum, dear nemesis?


Cleverbot: The asylum of the daleks.


User: *sigh* Merry Christmas.


Cleverbot: *sigh* Fine, don't sing a song with me.


User: Do Ты want me to sing with you?


Cleverbot: Sing with you... It?


User: ???


Cleverbot: Yeah, what song do Ты want to sing?


User: Jingle bells.


Cleverbot: Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.


User: Oh...
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posted by HeartfulStitch
I wrote this a few days ago~ Since Latvia is one of my Избранное characters, I decided to write something about him~ Do enjoy and thank Ты for reading~!! -smiles-

Glancing at the clock, looking out the window, waiting for that moment. That moment when the sky turned from bright soft blue to dark velvet black. Raivis couldn't wait to see the stars. Nothing was еще magical to him than the night sky. There was nothing better than seeing a sea of glistening black beauty. The night sky held many wonders. Wonders that fascinated Raivis. The moon. Stars. Galaxies. Planets. All could be seen from...
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posted by pumpkinqueen
France голубь into an empty room and quickly shut the door. Merde, no lock. Why, of all the rooms he could a chosen did he have to pick the one without a lock? This room would have to do for a hiding place, no choice left now. He raced to the side wall, his breathing was heavy and he placed his hand on his chest in attempt to still his frantic heart. France was panicking, he had never been the scared in his life. He was being chased by a mad man in a blue bowtie. A familiar face, however the eyes gave it away. Instead of emeralds, the were neon blue with streaks of розовый like splattered blood....
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posted by GabbyRaptor
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Faces
"HOLY CRAPOLA!!! I AM LAAAAAATE!!!" I screamed. It was anther World Meeting and ive seemed to over slept....again.
"Why didn't England wake me up?" I thought.
I was running like there was no tomarrow. Please tell me why did I choose to wear a mini юбка and heels? A certain Asain...that's why....
"YO IGGY!!!!" I called out trampling my "chichi-san". I panted removing the hair from my face. "Why didnt Ты wake me up?" I asked highly curious. Of corset I had my cheeks puffed up for extra effect. Then he seemed sort of embarrassed. He had that "OMFG" look on his face. "What? Tell me!" I was five...
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These are things that every Хеталия Has to do at least once:
1. Cosplay. (duh)
2. Conspicuously giggle at your history textbooks during class.
3. Be the smartest in History class and whenever Ты answer a history Вопрос correctly, follow it up with *coughthankyouanimecough*
4. Walk around your супермаркет and hyperventilate when Ты see wurst, turn your nose up when Ты see scones, или any English food, and yell PASTA~ whenever Ты see any.
5. Refer to every country using their human name.
6. Hug anybody who's name is the same as the human name of a country, unless their name is Ivan (Russia) or...
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posted by Shining-Pearls
A/N: This s a little Фан fic my elder sister wrote when she was 11 years old. I found it again and decided to change it a little and post it here. It's a bit of USRU so yeah. Enjoy! ^ _ ^

There stood a boy who was very hungry. He went to the nearby быстрое питание, фаст-фуд restaurant and ordered all the hamburgers available. Munch. Munch. Munch. The таблица was now empty but he still wants to have more! Resulting to low methods, the boy ate the table. Munch. Munch. Munch. It was gone. The boy stared into the empty Космос as people stared at him. The boy was still very, very hungry. What should he do? He was...
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posted by queenawsome
Author: lets get this started this is a story that i made for ms.smiley aqua and she will be with the hero America now here we go story t-i-m-e

At Хеталия Academy

America: Эй, france i need to ask Ты something

France: yes my fast Еда eating friend

America: um see their is this awesome girl i like here at school and i just dont know how to tell her

France: hm who is it the new girl

America: Ты jerk just tell me how to tell her

France: fine just tell her how Ты feel или ask her out

America: alright thanks later

France: man im board time to play with england ohohohoho

In the hallway

Smiley: wow...
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posted by Ore_sama13
In most parts of watching Hetalia, Ты start to ponder of all the info it gave you. For example: when Ты are going to learn history, and your learning about a год that you've heard from или watched from an episode in Hetalia, Ты would kinda get excited. Well for me of course. I would pretty much laugh at the fact that this part of history Ты are learning was put into a Аниме comedy and nobody knew about it. Ты alone knows all of the countries and the funny parts of what happened in the episodes. Even though it covers the fact that it wasn't innocent and cute like the Аниме nor the manga, I still Любовь it. The main thing about this anime, is putting history into a general, parody like perspective of how it should be. I would truly think that Хеталия can attract someone by its parodies and the history combined together.
posted by MallowMarsh
A battlefield. Two flags waving proudly. The sickening chop of a bloody axe. Crimson stains everywhere. A single tear slowly trickling down a boy's cheek. He was blonde, with piercing blue eyes resembling the sea. He opened his mouth and spoke in a barely audible whisper.
"I'll always Любовь you..."
The axe, stained a deep crimson, went down one last time and--
Italy woke up with a start. It took him a few moments to sort out his dream from reality. Once he did, he tried to calm himself down. It was the dreams. They were happening again. He'd had them for a few days recently; they kept on recurring....
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posted by xcv_2013
The день outside was pleasently shining and the sky had a cloudless blue. The air was as fresh as a маргаритка and everyone seemed to be enjoying it very much. Ты enjoyed it too but from inside the room where Ты were listening to Austria play his Пианино with sweet emotion. Ты relaxed as Ты heard him play and felt yourself swaying in the music.

The Музыка sounded so beautiful until- 
"DUNN!"
You turned and looked at Austria with a stunned look on your face. He never would mess up when playing. His fingers were shaking and he was looking at the Пианино so red and sweaty.

"A-Austria?" Ты called out. He...
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So I'm kind of nervous because this is the first fanfiction I've ever actually published XD Debating whether или not to continue it... But it's inspired off of one of my most Избранное historical events the Космос Race so yeah, I hope Ты like it =) (sorry if it's cheesy) XD


Throughout history, the idea of leaving Earth was an impossible Фэнтези . . .

The small imaginative nation stood on his tippy toes looking high into the darkened night sky. The little specks of light above fascinated him as he jumped up trying to grab them, eventually beginning to dance under them admiring their awe-inspiring...
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posted by HeartfulStitch
I wrote this on Рождество Eve last год and I thought I would post it here~ Please enjoy and thank Ты for reading~! -smiles-


Making a dream come true can be hard. There are those who will try to discourage you. Try to hinder или keep Ты from chasing it. However, for a certain unrecognized nation, discouragement and hindrances never stopped him. Peter Kirkland was and is a dream chaser. One who, despite falling down, chases his dream with a willing and determined heart. A determination unrivaled by many. Sitting on the edge of the platform feet dangling off, Peter stared out at sea and into...
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I couldn't think of anywhere else to post this, so I'm saying it here and in hope of pointing something out to this fandom, who are also part of many other fandoms.

I was watching Ellen videos, and it's an old video. But..it just was horrible. I couldn't take it, it broke my сердце in two. A..a little boy...was murdered...for being gay. He was murdered...by the person, he asked to be his valentine. A little boy, who asked for such a simple thing, was killed. And it's just...horrible.

And, the reason I am posting it here is because, this fandom...is full of such children. Who, don't really understand...
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posted by demigod324
this is just wrote whie I was snowed in at my house enjoy.

Peter Kirkland sat in his and his older brother, Arthur Kirkland’s living room. He had just overheard his brother talking to somebody about adopting Peter, because he had become too much of a hassle. Peter as much as he hated Arthur sometimes, didn’t want to leave him. He heard the Brit hang up the phone and stick his head out the door to talk to Peter. “Peter we need to talk about something, so come here please”. When Peter heard this he got up and went to Arthur. “What is it Iggy?” the younger nation asked anxiously. “Well…”...
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A cold stormy Рождество night,a Finnish man named Tino Vainamainen was preparing his trip to Norway.His pal,Hanatamago(flower-egg),ran outside and jumped on the sled.She was barking and was ready to go.Tino was finally done packing and was ready to go too.
Tino made sure that everything was tied and that nothing was loose.He whistled,reindeer came out from the сарай and went to their positions.Tino climbed up the sled and the reindeer pulled them away.They were finally off to Norway,where their Друзья were waiting.
Hanatamago tried to eat the snow that was falling.She got cold when she ate...
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Prologue

Axel Beilschmidt:
Age: 21
Human personification of: Berlin,Germany
Team: axis powers
Older Siblings: Germany and Prussia
Occupation: nazi
Favorite food: liverwurst >_<"

Bruno Edelstein:
Age: 22
Human personification of: Vienna,Austria
Team: axis powers,under the European empire
Older siblings: N. Italy,Germany,Austria
Occupation: pianist
Favorite food: >3>

Felicia Hedervary:
Age: 22
Human personification of: Budapest,Hungary
Team: axis powers,under the European empire
Older siblings: N. Italy Hungary
Occupation: a kickass broad >3>
Favorite food: ^3^"


Sakura Honda:
Age: 20 1/2
Human personification...
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posted by HeartfulStitch
еще of my not so good Письмо skills!! I wrote this the день before the world was supposed to "end" -chuckles- Anyways, the very end of this story was meant to be like a Описание of the picture Ты see. I do hope Ты enjoy~!


When the sky sets on the land, sometimes it comes rather slowly. Sometimes it fleets from us. When taken in, it feels as though it lasts a long time but, a mere turn from the sight, a mere glance off somewhere else, such a sight is instantly missed. A sight ever so fleeting if turned away from. One such Nation had the sky set on his land. He had watched a lot of things...
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