House "Not Cancer" 5.02

House watched the video on his laptop. About an час ago, House was just looking through his Друзья laptop for fun, when he came across the sacred video. He E-mailed it to himself and now he was watching it on his own laptop.
The team walked into the office and saw House's mouth gaped open and smiling. “What sick crap are Ты watching now? Another of Wilson's pornos?” Foreman asked jokingly. “Jokes on you. It is one of Wilson's pornos.” Not believing his boss, he walked to the computer, only to be proved wrong. He turned his head away as an automatic reaction and covered his eyes....

So being bored one night since I didn't have Internet access I grew bored and thought hmmmm now what would a hospital inspector say about PPTH and this is what I came up with. So here it goes.

Inspector 459
Hospital: Priceton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital
Date: August 12, 2008

Records: The hospital records are neat organized and through. The clerical staff is a well-oiled machine. They are one of the fastest at retrieving patient files. Along with knowing what has to be done and are punctual. The files themselves are kept clean and organized and are checked for cleanliness daily. One exception...