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I'm trying to compile a huge Список of Цитаты - everything from the sarcastic things House says to the constant Совет Wilson offers. Цитаты from all the episodes both amusing and thought provoking.
I'm doing my best, but its hard to make a dent in the huge amount of Цитаты there are. So here's what I have, I'll update it as much as I can, and if Ты have anything Ты want me to add - let me know and I will!
Thanks and I hope Ты enjoy!

Last Updated: 20 May 2008

*NEW* Wilson's Heart quotes
(More to come) - Please Комментарий any Ты may have!

House: Life shouldn't be random.... lonely misanthropic drug...
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 Ты Can't Always Get What Ты Want
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Anyone who watches House M.D. on a regular basis will have by now picked up on two phrases that seem to be the slogans of the show: “Everybody Lies” and “You Can't Always Get What Ты Want.” The first slogan of the show, “Everybody Lies”, seems to be House's philosophy about people. Knowing that Dr. House is the antisocial, misanthrope and very miserable person that he is, this statement which he utters frequently, very nicely sums up the entire view House has for humanity. He finds them un-useful, un-trustworthy and not worthy of spending time with because you'll never get the...
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We are gathered here today to whine about the death of a beloved tv series: House MD. Many Фаны have agreed that it was time for Dr Gregory House to retire kicking жопа, попка and saving lives. Many other Фаны knelt to the ground, raised their fists to the sky and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" through hysterical tears. Others still were somewhere inbetween not caring and emotional numbness. Personally, I'm pretty sure I rapid-cycled through four of the Five Stages of Grief in about span of about one minute...

It was fitting that I should find out this horrible news via Fanpop. Ссылки popped up...
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posted by mrshouse62689
Found this Список somewhere awhile назад and I had Опубликовано it on my Facebook. I thought I'd share it here. :-]

100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in Любовь with you.

99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.

98: It's NEVER Lupus.

97: Ты should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. Ты don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.

96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor House's care.

95: If you're a nurse and looking for spicing up your sex life, get a...
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posted by housecuddy4ever
Ships of House
There are so many,and many еще are beginning to be discovered
I will Список the ships,and tell Ты some stuff about them.
*Note:This a loooong Список of 'Ships'....some of these ships aren't even real!But some people ship them,or might ship*

Wilteen(13/Wilson)
Chameron(Cameron/Chase)
Thutner(13/Kutner)
Hilson(Wilson/House)
Huddy(House/Cuddy)
Wuddy(Wilson/Cuddy)
Thase/Chirteen(13/Chase)
Twirteen(Twiggy the tree/13)
Hutner/Louse/Kouse(Kutner/House)
Faub(Foreman/Taub)
Thaub(13/Taub)
Wilber(Wilson/Amber)
Hamber(House/Amber)
Hameron(House/Cameron)
Thouse(13/House)
Foreteen(13/Foreman)
Wameron(Wilson/Cameron)...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 20: Любовь Hurts

Full Recap

At the clinic, an Asian boy, Harvey, is waiting to be treated while House is catching a game with a patient and discussing Cameron's return with Wilson . . . and the fact he has to take her on a date. When House comes out he (literally) runs into Harvey, who panics then has a stroke as House tries to apologize (to avoid a legal complaint).

Cameron shows up to the joy of her fellow doctors and is greeted with the new case. She immediately figures out he has a metal plate in his jaw from a prior injury, preventing a MRI. They come up with alternate...
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It has been so long that I figured most of Ты will have forgotten about me completely... well, I'm not dead, as it happens. And I recently, after months, wrote this... It's intense and involves my usual ingredients: angst, friendship, drama and hopefully insight. I thought I'd post it here to notify all of Ты that I'm still here, and not just those on the fanfic spot. It's really quite long, but it has a certain flow to it (I've heard... Ты know me, I won't believe its good until someone says so) that makes it very easy to read. This follows House fresh out of Mayfield... the rest will...
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posted by peoplesuck
This is a very long section. As always please comment, let me know if Ты would like me to continue to part 2.
The Далее ten минуты felt like a blur, a surreal blur in which everything seemed to go so fast yet so slow. House broke every traffic law in the book on the way there and parked in an скорая помощь bay. If Cuddy made it through this she would have his head for that. As soon as the car came to a stop Sarah flew out of the car so fast she tripped over her own feet. Luckily she regained her footing and did not drop Cuddy whom she was carrying.
“I’ll take her, go take care of yourself,”...
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posted by rose2
"House M.D.: The Jerk (#3.23)" (2007)
Dr. Robert Chase: [while giving Nate mushrooms] Nate, how's the pain?
Nate: Hey, it's Skippy, the куст, буш kangaroo!
Dr. Robert Chase: Your head, Nate. We need to know how the pain is.
Nate: What I got here is the opposite of pain.
Dr. Allison Cameron: That means you're suffering from cluster headaches which means hopefully...
[Nate looks at Cameron]
Nate: [laughs] Man, you're hot!
[turns to Chase]
Nate: She's making me horny.
Dr. Robert Chase: Deal with it.
Nate: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Ты can't get me stoned then not close the deal.
Dr. Robert Chase: [under his breath]...
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posted by Chandlerfan
[Shot of squash court, two girls, best friends, playing against each other. After the game, shot of changing room, they are just about to leave.]

Anna (1st girl): I’ll see Ты tomorrow. Give Ты another thrashing.

Leah (2nd girl): Yeah, we’ll see about that! (laughs) Need a lift?

Anna: No, I’ll walk home.

Leah: OK. Bye

Anna: Bye

[Both girls leave at the same time. Leah gets in her car and drives off. Anna is walking in the same direction. Shot of her heart, beating normally. Shot of her walking. Another shot of her heart, now beating erratically. Shot of her vomiting, then collapsing.]

Credits...
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posted by HouseFreak
Once again an amazing episode.

The first time I watched this episode, I didn’t think too much of it. But now after re-watching it several times, I realize how amazing this episode is, it is defiantly one of my вверх episodes of season 1.

Through out this whole episode Hugh's Актёрское искусство was fabulous, absolutely flawless.
The pain and emotions he portrayed through out this episode took the viewer on an emotional rollercoaster, I found myself on the verge of tears еще then once.

The scene where House smashed his hand was beyond amazing, Ты could really see and feel the pain he was going through at that...
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Доктор Грегори Хаус
Dr. Gregory House
Dr.Gregory House

“I teach Ты to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned Ты wait in line?”

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if Ты jumble it up.”

“So what's your plan? Ты take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

[Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"You talk to God, you're religious; God talks...
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Time for some analysis y'all!



I'm gonna just jump right in here with my thoughts. I have many.



Amber, The Psyche

Hallucination Amber is a little creepier than the live version of Amber that we knew in season 4. But she is merely a representation of House's subconscious, that has been manifested due to his feelings of guilt. To me, it is obvious why this has happened:

1) House is the master of guilt suppression. He regularly does things that the average person would feel incredibly guilty about. But House shoves that away deep inside his brain. That isn't to say that he doesn't feel guilty; it just...
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posted by rose2
"House M.D.: Three Stories (#1.21)" (2005)
Dr. Gregory House: I choose to believe that the white light people sometimes see, visions this patient saw, they're all just chemical reactions that take place when the brain shuts down
Dr. Eric Foreman: Ты choose to believe that?
Dr. Gregory House: There's no conclusive science. My choice has no practical relevance to my life, I choose the outcome I find еще comforting
Dr. Cameron: Ты find it еще comforting to believe that this is it?
Dr. Gregory House: I find it еще comforting to believe that all this isn't simply a test.

Dr. Allison Cameron: [talking...
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01 ♥ Because he will always be the one for her.
02 ♥ Because she saved his life.
03 ♥ Because they met in a strip club.
04 ♥ Because they met playing paintball.
05 ♥ Because we still don't know were they actually met
06 ♥ Because she moved in a week after they met.
07 ♥ Because their relationship is like an addiction.
08 ♥ Because their relationship is like Vindaloo curry.
09 ♥ Because he spent еще than five years pining for her.
10 ♥ Because he couldn't stand the thought of losing her again.
11 ♥ Because he opened up to her.
12 ♥ Because he knew when she was smoking.
13 ♥ Because...
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posted by nothin_ooses
First of all I'd like to thank my new beta,link, for Чтение and fixing my Письмо since my English has been proven a little defected. Thank you!

Second I'd like to thank Ты guys who is still there Чтение this sort of lunatic and weird story. Thanks! Hope Ты like this chapter and sorry for the late.


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Part IV

Coldness, darkness, moisture, … and a damn drop falling from the roof right Далее the old and crank постель, кровати inside that small and claustrophobic cell. The pain was extreme, three days without those useless meds were enough to multiply the pain a billion times. That terrible smell, what the...
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Episode 1: link


Episode 2: Senses Fall    

    Shots of огонь squeezed through the morning air, now not only think from the snow; but polluted with ash. Crackles of burning rubble resounded into the skyline like a campfire smoldering into an autumn evening. The piles of snow that once were covered in dirt now lay dissolved, in puddles of water. Across the bay, masses of wreckage rested against the ground, each of which flamed with pure red and оранжевый shades opposing the blackness of the pavement.
    Scenes flashed and blurred in and...
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House Cast

* Hugh Laurie: Dr. Greg House
* Lisa Edelstein: Dr. Lisa Cuddy
* Robert Sean Leonard: Dr. James Wilson
* Jennifer Morrison: Dr. Allison Cameron
* Omar Epps: Dr. Eric Foreman
* Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase
* Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub
* Edi Gathegi: Dr. Jeffrey Cole
* Olivia Wilde: Thirteen
* Kal Penn: Dr. Lawrence Kutner

House Credits

* David Foster: Writer
* Joel Thompson: Writer
* John Mankiewicz: Writer
* Lawrence Kaplow: Writer
* Leonard Dick: Writer
* Matt Witten: Writer
* Michael R. Perry: Writer
* Pamela Davis: Writer
* Sara B. Cooper: Writer
* Sara Hess: Writer
* Thomas...
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 The moment the entire episode was leading up to
The moment the entire episode was leading up to
I’m devastated like I’m sure many of Ты are, but I think season 7’s “Bombshells”, while not a typical House episode AT ALL, was amazingly written and a very cool chance for everyone involved in House MD to branch out a little bit. People are extremely mixed about this episode, some Любовь it and some hate it and a great majority of that has to do with the very eloquent dream sequences that the Показать decided to explore. This Статья is going to attempt to break down each dream sequence and get at the message the writers were intending with each dream.

The basic idea of the dreams were...
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Before Ты assume anything, I recommend Ты read the Статья first.

Lately, there has been a shift of opinion about Cuddy's character especially after the introduction of the Lucas arc. People have been claiming the writers are Письмо her too OOC, that they are displaying her for everyone to hate causing no sympathy for her character. They are calling her all kind of names, bitch, whore, tart, slapper and a blind idiot. The truth is (as I hope it is), the fandom are loathing Cuddy not because she chose Lucas over House and that she's treating him simply as another employee in a cruel mannner,...
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