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I'm trying to compile a huge Список of Цитаты - everything from the sarcastic things House says to the constant Совет Wilson offers. Цитаты from all the episodes both amusing and thought provoking.
I'm doing my best, but its hard to make a dent in the huge amount of Цитаты there are. So here's what I have, I'll update it as much as I can, and if Ты have anything Ты want me to add - let me know and I will!
Thanks and I hope Ты enjoy!

Last Updated: 20 May 2008

*NEW* Wilson's Heart quotes
(More to come) - Please Комментарий any Ты may have!

House: Life shouldn't be random.... lonely misanthropic drug...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 19: Kids

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At a swim meet, a 12-year old diver, Mary, goes onto the board and makes her dive, but when she comes up one of the bystanders has collapsed. At Cameron's apartment, House pays a visit to ask her back but she refuses. Before they can get into it further, House is paged – there's an outbreak at the clinic. He returns to find the place crowded with patients and doctors – Cuddy suspect meningitis at the pool center and dragoons him into service. Mary has a rash and a sore neck, and her parents are out of town. House suspects something and brings Foreman...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 13: Cursed

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In a dusty attic, a young boy, Gabriel trips as he gets together with some other boys for a club. They start playing with an Ouija board and when asked who will die in a year, it "spells" out Gabe's name. A week или so later, Gabe comes down with a fever then collapses. He's taken to the clinic where House suspects pneumonia, particularly since Gabe's parents are major donors to the clinic. Signs of a rash suggest something else and they suspect ticks или any sexual activity. It soon becomes clear that the father is a bit of a control freak and the parents...
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At first I have to say that these are just my thoughts on what might happen to Thirteen in season 5. Most of these thoughts came to me at 4 o clock in the morning, so don´t expect something brilliant или world-shaking. I don´t know how the brains of David берег and the screenwriters are working and to be honest, I have no idea what is going to happen in autumn, but I Любовь making speculations and looking at different possibilities and thought it might be interesting for one или two to read.

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So, let´s start.
It´s easy to recognize that there are two possibilities.
1)Thirteen won´t get...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 12: Sports Medicine

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Baseball player Hank Wiggen is making an anti-drug commercial and notes he himself has taken drunks. But when Wiggen winds up for a pitch, his right arm snaps and he collapses in pain.

At the clinic, Hank is undergoing treatment and the diagnosis is osteopedy – thinness of the bones. Wilson can't figure it out and calls in House, since Hank's body won't withstand the treatment he needs to pitch.. Meanwhile Foreman is going to постель, кровати with Sharon, a pharmaceutical representative. When he arrives late (with a "my car broke down" excuse), in the...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 9: DNR

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A famous but wheelchair-bound jazz musician, John Henry Giles, is at a gig. By mid-session he collapses due to lack of oxygen. Later at the clinic House is intrigued with the fact that Henry has been paralyzed for two years without anybody finding an explanation.

The team starts looking for explanations. Henry's primary doctor, Hamilton, already diagnosed ALS, but House doesn't buy this. He talks Foreman into administering IVIG, which later causes Giles to crash. Just as Chase wants to intubate Foreman mentions that the patient has signed a "Do Not Resuscitate"...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 7: Fidelity

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After a morning jog with his friend, a man named Ed returns Главная to find his spouse sick in bed. Elyce has remained there for days. At the hospital, Cameron tells House that the patient has been sleeping 18 hours a day, but the tests don't reveal anything.

House and his team go through the possibilities -- Depression? Parasites? House orders new blood work and another MRI. After еще testing, Elyce is told that there is no answer to her neurological problems. She goes into seizures.

House starts to suspect breast cancer. He also inquires about Elyce's...
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House: His name is not Wilson and he's screwed up worse than I am!

Well, his name is Wilson and he's most certainly not as screwed up as House, but then...


How screwed up is Wilson?

I don't think we get to really see this side of Wilson until the episode with that quote I just used, "House vs God". Almost two complete seasons into the Показать and only then we get to see Wilson's screwed-up-ness exactly as it is.
Why did the writers take so long to introduce such an important feature of such an important character? Did it occur to them only just then that Wilson should be this way? I don't think so....
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 Ты Can't Always Get What Ты Want
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Anyone who watches House M.D. on a regular basis will have by now picked up on two phrases that seem to be the slogans of the show: “Everybody Lies” and “You Can't Always Get What Ты Want.” The first slogan of the show, “Everybody Lies”, seems to be House's philosophy about people. Knowing that Dr. House is the antisocial, misanthrope and very miserable person that he is, this statement which he utters frequently, very nicely sums up the entire view House has for humanity. He finds them un-useful, un-trustworthy and not worthy of spending time with because you'll never get the...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 14: Control

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A businesswoman, Carly, is planning a business acquisition in Asia when her leg is paralyzed and she calls an abrupt end to the meeting. She comes to the clinic for treatment while Cuddy announces their new chairman of the board, Edmund Vogler, who has donated $100 million to the clinic. Vogler is big on running the clinic as a business, and naturally House catches his attention. House is equally skeptical, believing Vogler plans on using the clinic for experimentation.

The tests on Carly prove negative but she is in incredible pain. Cameron, trying...
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posted by rose2
"House M.D.: Three Stories (#1.21)" (2005)
Dr. Gregory House: I choose to believe that the white light people sometimes see, visions this patient saw, they're all just chemical reactions that take place when the brain shuts down
Dr. Eric Foreman: Ты choose to believe that?
Dr. Gregory House: There's no conclusive science. My choice has no practical relevance to my life, I choose the outcome I find еще comforting
Dr. Cameron: Ты find it еще comforting to believe that this is it?
Dr. Gregory House: I find it еще comforting to believe that all this isn't simply a test.

Dr. Allison Cameron: [talking...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 15: Mob Rules

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A mobster, Joey Arnello, and his brother and lawyer, Bill, are being protected by the Federal government as a witness when Joey has an attack of some sort and goes into a coma. House is дана a warrant to check on Arnello, and all the initial tests prove negative. Bill wants House to stall for time so he can convince his brother not to go through with the testimony. Joey inexplicably revives but House doesn't want him to be released despite his staff's belief the problem is resolved. Vogler has Joey released since he's not making money, but he's...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 18: Дети and Bathwater

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A couple are driving through the streets and the pregnant wife is driving her drunk husband. The woman temporarily blacks out and they barely manage to avoid a car wreck. The police Показать up and think she's drunk as she begins to act woozy. Then collapses.

Foreman is checking up on the couple and her brain tests prove negative but her kidney and liver look odd – she's only 28 weeks pregnant. House is indulging in a dream about Vogler when Foreman brings him the news. House in turn gives them the news that Cameron has quit. When Chase...
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posted by Fabouluz
The reason why House is not hated isn’t because House is ‘House’ but because he takes an interest in the people around him.

We can argue that House is egotistical and only thinks about himself. What some of us don’t understand is that House’s need to know everything and understand everything also helps him when building relationships and sustaining them.

House is obsessed with ‘The puzzle’, which is a generic term for everything within his life and outside his life; his friends, relationships, work. This obsession allows him to feed the need of the people who surround him, whether...
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The 6th season of FOX's House turned out to be one of my избранное as it not only carried on the strength of its medical storylines, characters, and House wittiness, but also brought on the surprises and twists which is rare to find this far into a series! So, as we await House's return this fall, I'm taking a look back at my Избранное episodes of a very solid 6th season.


Episode 1 - Broken
I was nervous after the Season 5 finale showed Dr. House committing himself to the psychiatric hospital as it seemed that might just be the Показать officially jumping the акула into Остаться в живых cause TV land. But in...
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Wilber | That One Water Bed

The Пианино echoed the apartment. Wilson dragged himself to the foot of the entry way. He sighed & ignored the nights of restless sleep under his eyes.For some reason cancer likes rear it's ugly head at the worst of times
He waved desperately at House "Piano. Please. Sleep" He entered his bedroom and the Музыка roared louder.
"Thank you"
he whispered sarcastically to no one on his bed. His ear hit the pillow, his mind went blank. Peace. The alarm went off ringing. 5;30.
Peace over. He itched his back and smiled over his shoulder. "Good Morning". Last night was...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 5: Damned If Ты Do

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House's new patient, Sister Augustine, has hands red with boils. While her fellow nuns suspect stigmata, House suspects dermatitis brought on by an allergic reaction to dish soap. He gives her an antihistamine, suggests over-the-counter cortisone cream, and sends the good Sister on her way. Unfortunately, the antihistamine leaves Sister Augustine gasping for air. House believes it is an asthma attack caused by an allergic reaction to the pill. He notices a rapid heartbeat and calls for a nurse.

Dr. Cuddy is certain that House made a mistake...
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*SPOILERS FOR SEASON 5, ESPECIALLY 5x20 'Simple Explanation'*


I'll start by saying that this is a selfish article. I am Письмо so that I can vent. I need an outlet, and Ты guys are always so supportive, so I know Ты won't mind my venting.

I saw a звезда Wars poster today and nearly cried.

I have seen a few Комментарии around the place saying "its just a tv show" and "get over it". The thing is, it isn't just a tv show. If it was just a tv Показать to us, we wouldn't be here, on this site. For a lot of us, 'House MD' is a huge part of who we are. We eat-sleep-breathe the Показать and we are emotionally...
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What could've happened...What could've been said...What could've been done...What we all dream...In the eyes of a Huddy fanatic....
(Starting from original sequence. Extended at certain point)

House was sitting on the bus, all the way in the back. He was just sitting there when Cuddy appeared.
"Didn't know Ты road the bus."
"I used to drive Главная after getting drunk, but some mothers got mad-d."
He paused for a second, remembering.
"Wait a second. What are Ты dong here? Ты weren't on the bus with me."
"Then I guess this isn't a memory. It's a fantasy." She got up from her сиденье, место, сиденья and stood in front...
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posted by HugeEgoSorry
Cuddy’s Place. House stood up from постель, кровати still naked. His head hurts like hell and he could feel the muscle pains starting to Переместить from his feet, to this thigh, waist then now shoulder. He entered the bathroom to pee and was surprised when he heard the душ turned on. He smiled and turned to see if he’s right and indeed he was, Cuddy’s taking her morning bath.
House: I didn’t know Ты were in there.
Cuddy: Bluffing. I left the ---- <House entered the душ and they both looked at each other and she tried to hide her bare breast>
House: <smiled> Ты have nothing to hide, I...
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