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posted by housecuddy4ever
Ships of House
There are so many,and many еще are beginning to be discovered
I will Список the ships,and tell Ты some stuff about them.
*Note:This a loooong Список of 'Ships'....some of these ships aren't even real!But some people ship them,or might ship*

Wilteen(13/Wilson)
Chameron(Cameron/Chase)
Thutner(13/Kutner)
Hilson(Wilson/House)
Huddy(House/Cuddy)
Wuddy(Wilson/Cuddy)
Thase/Chirteen(13/Chase)
Twirteen(Twiggy the tree/13)
Hutner/Louse/Kouse(Kutner/House)
Faub(Foreman/Taub)
Thaub(13/Taub)
Wilber(Wilson/Amber)
Hamber(House/Amber)
Hameron(House/Cameron)
Thouse(13/House)
Foreteen(13/Foreman)
Wameron(Wilson/Cameron)...
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posted by nothin_ooses
First of all I'd like to thank my new beta,link, for Чтение and fixing my Письмо since my English has been proven a little defected. Thank you!

Second I'd like to thank Ты guys who is still there Чтение this sort of lunatic and weird story. Thanks! Hope Ты like this chapter and sorry for the late.


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Part IV

Coldness, darkness, moisture, … and a damn drop falling from the roof right Далее the old and crank постель, кровати inside that small and claustrophobic cell. The pain was extreme, three days without those useless meds were enough to multiply the pain a billion times. That terrible smell, what the...
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Доктор Грегори Хаус
Dr. Gregory House
Dr.Gregory House

“I teach Ты to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned Ты wait in line?”

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if Ты jumble it up.”

“So what's your plan? Ты take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

[Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"You talk to God, you're religious; God talks...
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 The moment the entire episode was leading up to
The moment the entire episode was leading up to
I’m devastated like I’m sure many of Ты are, but I think season 7’s “Bombshells”, while not a typical House episode AT ALL, was amazingly written and a very cool chance for everyone involved in House MD to branch out a little bit. People are extremely mixed about this episode, some Любовь it and some hate it and a great majority of that has to do with the very eloquent dream sequences that the Показать decided to explore. This Статья is going to attempt to break down each dream sequence and get at the message the writers were intending with each dream.

The basic idea of the dreams were...
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 Ты Can't Always Get What Ты Want
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Anyone who watches House M.D. on a regular basis will have by now picked up on two phrases that seem to be the slogans of the show: “Everybody Lies” and “You Can't Always Get What Ты Want.” The first slogan of the show, “Everybody Lies”, seems to be House's philosophy about people. Knowing that Dr. House is the antisocial, misanthrope and very miserable person that he is, this statement which he utters frequently, very nicely sums up the entire view House has for humanity. He finds them un-useful, un-trustworthy and not worthy of spending time with because you'll never get the...
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Before Ты assume anything, I recommend Ты read the Статья first.

Lately, there has been a shift of opinion about Cuddy's character especially after the introduction of the Lucas arc. People have been claiming the writers are Письмо her too OOC, that they are displaying her for everyone to hate causing no sympathy for her character. They are calling her all kind of names, bitch, whore, tart, slapper and a blind idiot. The truth is (as I hope it is), the fandom are loathing Cuddy not because she chose Lucas over House and that she's treating him simply as another employee in a cruel mannner,...
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Time for some analysis y'all!



I'm gonna just jump right in here with my thoughts. I have many.



Amber, The Psyche

Hallucination Amber is a little creepier than the live version of Amber that we knew in season 4. But she is merely a representation of House's subconscious, that has been manifested due to his feelings of guilt. To me, it is obvious why this has happened:

1) House is the master of guilt suppression. He regularly does things that the average person would feel incredibly guilty about. But House shoves that away deep inside his brain. That isn't to say that he doesn't feel guilty; it just...
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posted by mrshouse62689
Found this Список somewhere awhile назад and I had Опубликовано it on my Facebook. I thought I'd share it here. :-]

100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in Любовь with you.

99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.

98: It's NEVER Lupus.

97: Ты should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. Ты don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.

96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor House's care.

95: If you're a nurse and looking for spicing up your sex life, get a...
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I was just watching some clips from season 2 and mostly 3 and I really enjoyed them.
And I already new that but now I know it more!
I miss the old team!
I miss Cameron's Poor Dead Husbands issues!
I miss Chase's daddy and fat issues!And his hair!(yum!)
I miss foremans eye-rolling when Cameron was being ethical!
I missed all that!
I want the old team back!
The new team hasn't really grew on me now...
I mean 13 has grew on me but foreteen really is ruining her for me and I really don't care about Taub.
And ok Kutner is super hot and funny but he is just not enought.
When are they going to bring the old team back?
I really want to cause if they don't I have this weird fear that 13 is gonna end up Поцелуи house as every female on the show!
I think that the new team experience was ok and fun to watch but now its time to go back to the basics and brink the old cottages back!

Do Ты agree?Say in the comments!
posted by rose2
"House M.D.: The Jerk (#3.23)" (2007)
Dr. Robert Chase: [while giving Nate mushrooms] Nate, how's the pain?
Nate: Hey, it's Skippy, the куст, буш kangaroo!
Dr. Robert Chase: Your head, Nate. We need to know how the pain is.
Nate: What I got here is the opposite of pain.
Dr. Allison Cameron: That means you're suffering from cluster headaches which means hopefully...
[Nate looks at Cameron]
Nate: [laughs] Man, you're hot!
[turns to Chase]
Nate: She's making me horny.
Dr. Robert Chase: Deal with it.
Nate: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Ты can't get me stoned then not close the deal.
Dr. Robert Chase: [under his breath]...
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posted by rose2
"House M.D.: Three Stories (#1.21)" (2005)
Dr. Gregory House: I choose to believe that the white light people sometimes see, visions this patient saw, they're all just chemical reactions that take place when the brain shuts down
Dr. Eric Foreman: Ты choose to believe that?
Dr. Gregory House: There's no conclusive science. My choice has no practical relevance to my life, I choose the outcome I find еще comforting
Dr. Cameron: Ты find it еще comforting to believe that this is it?
Dr. Gregory House: I find it еще comforting to believe that all this isn't simply a test.

Dr. Allison Cameron: [talking...
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I was bored earlier and made up this House MD personality quiz...not sure how good it is, but I hope Ты enjoy it! (Answer key at bottom)


1. Your Избранное type of patient is...
A: One that I don’t have to break bad news to.
B: One whose case lets me use my skills.
C: I don’t have to deal with patients, thank god.
D: One who won’t ask me too many Вопросы about myself.
E: One who’s impressed by me.
F: One with some freakishly rare disease.
G: One that I can use the defibrillators on.
H: One that I can talk to.
I: One who won’t make fun of my height.

2. How many hair care products...
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posted by HouseMindFreak
Ever wondered exactly what is going on in House’s head? What’s actually making him be a jerk?
Some say that he is simply a jerk but I beg to differ. Someone is not born being a jerk, they are either made that way due to life experiences или a mental disorder. In the fourth episode of the 3rd season “Lines in the Sand” House treats an autistic patient. Wilson begins to wonder why House wants to treat this autistic boy and comes to the conclusion that House may suffer from Asperger Syndrome a type of autism that causes difficulties in social interaction, restricted and repetitive patterns...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 19: Kids

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At a swim meet, a 12-year old diver, Mary, goes onto the board and makes her dive, but when she comes up one of the bystanders has collapsed. At Cameron's apartment, House pays a visit to ask her back but she refuses. Before they can get into it further, House is paged – there's an outbreak at the clinic. He returns to find the place crowded with patients and doctors – Cuddy suspect meningitis at the pool center and dragoons him into service. Mary has a rash and a sore neck, and her parents are out of town. House suspects something and brings Foreman...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 18: Дети and Bathwater

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A couple are driving through the streets and the pregnant wife is driving her drunk husband. The woman temporarily blacks out and they barely manage to avoid a car wreck. The police Показать up and think she's drunk as she begins to act woozy. Then collapses.

Foreman is checking up on the couple and her brain tests prove negative but her kidney and liver look odd – she's only 28 weeks pregnant. House is indulging in a dream about Vogler when Foreman brings him the news. House in turn gives them the news that Cameron has quit. When Chase...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 17: Role Model

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At a fundraiser for his Presidential run, Senator Gary Wright is overcome by illness and collapses. At the clinic, Volger asks House to give a speech at a pharmaceutical meeting and offers to relieve House of staff-firing duties if he does so. House also has to examine Wright and believes something is up when he shows a lack of reflex. While they wait for the MRIs, House examines a woman who was pregnant and had a miscarriage but claims she hasn't. House orders a brain biopsy but Cuddy overrides him and they put it to Wright, who agrees. The tests...
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posted by Irene3691
The Далее morning, House wakes up and notices it’s 9:30. ‘Lisa! We’ve fallen asleep!’
He stands up very quickly and she opens her eyes a bit confused. ‘Eh? What? What time is it?’
‘It’s 9:30!’
She goes as fast as she can to the bathroom and has a shower. House gets dressed and waits for her in the hall. Before they leave, Cuddy writes a note to her parents and they go to House’s place.
‘Thank God my boss will get late to work too so I won't be pissed off by her...’
‘Ha-ha. It's your fault... Ты didn't turn on the alarm...’
‘My fault?? It was your home, Ты should've...
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It has been so long that I figured most of Ты will have forgotten about me completely... well, I'm not dead, as it happens. And I recently, after months, wrote this... It's intense and involves my usual ingredients: angst, friendship, drama and hopefully insight. I thought I'd post it here to notify all of Ты that I'm still here, and not just those on the fanfic spot. It's really quite long, but it has a certain flow to it (I've heard... Ты know me, I won't believe its good until someone says so) that makes it very easy to read. This follows House fresh out of Mayfield... the rest will...
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posted by peoplesuck
This is a very long section. As always please comment, let me know if Ты would like me to continue to part 2.
The Далее ten минуты felt like a blur, a surreal blur in which everything seemed to go so fast yet so slow. House broke every traffic law in the book on the way there and parked in an скорая помощь bay. If Cuddy made it through this she would have his head for that. As soon as the car came to a stop Sarah flew out of the car so fast she tripped over her own feet. Luckily she regained her footing and did not drop Cuddy whom she was carrying.
“I’ll take her, go take care of yourself,”...
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The theme of the latest House MD episode, entitled, “Unfaithful” dealt with the idea of Остаться в живых faith and of putting faith in other people. Daniel, a troubled priest is brought in with a bland case that House takes on, thinking that there is really nothing to it, but is suddenly confronted with a case that has еще depth to it then he first appreciated.

DANEIL: Ты want to talk hypocrisy, what about you? Ты act like Ты don’t care about anyone, but here Ты are saving lives.

HOUSE: Solving puzzles, saving lives is just collateral damage.

DANEIL: Nice try. I don’t think you’re looking...
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