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 Ты Can't Always Get What Ты Want
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Anyone who watches House M.D. on a regular basis will have by now picked up on two phrases that seem to be the slogans of the show: “Everybody Lies” and “You Can't Always Get What Ты Want.” The first slogan of the show, “Everybody Lies”, seems to be House's philosophy about people. Knowing that Dr. House is the antisocial, misanthrope and very miserable person that he is, this statement which he utters frequently, very nicely sums up the entire view House has for humanity. He finds them un-useful, un-trustworthy and not worthy of spending time with because you'll never get the...
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House Cast

* Hugh Laurie: Dr. Greg House
* Lisa Edelstein: Dr. Lisa Cuddy
* Robert Sean Leonard: Dr. James Wilson
* Jennifer Morrison: Dr. Allison Cameron
* Omar Epps: Dr. Eric Foreman
* Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase
* Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub
* Edi Gathegi: Dr. Jeffrey Cole
* Olivia Wilde: Thirteen
* Kal Penn: Dr. Lawrence Kutner

House Credits

* David Foster: Writer
* Joel Thompson: Writer
* John Mankiewicz: Writer
* Lawrence Kaplow: Writer
* Leonard Dick: Writer
* Matt Witten: Writer
* Michael R. Perry: Writer
* Pamela Davis: Writer
* Sara B. Cooper: Writer
* Sara Hess: Writer
* Thomas...
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We are gathered here today to whine about the death of a beloved tv series: House MD. Many Фаны have agreed that it was time for Dr Gregory House to retire kicking жопа, попка and saving lives. Many other Фаны knelt to the ground, raised their fists to the sky and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" through hysterical tears. Others still were somewhere inbetween not caring and emotional numbness. Personally, I'm pretty sure I rapid-cycled through four of the Five Stages of Grief in about span of about one minute...

It was fitting that I should find out this horrible news via Fanpop. Ссылки popped up...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 19: Kids

Full Recap

At a swim meet, a 12-year old diver, Mary, goes onto the board and makes her dive, but when she comes up one of the bystanders has collapsed. At Cameron's apartment, House pays a visit to ask her back but she refuses. Before they can get into it further, House is paged – there's an outbreak at the clinic. He returns to find the place crowded with patients and doctors – Cuddy suspect meningitis at the pool center and dragoons him into service. Mary has a rash and a sore neck, and her parents are out of town. House suspects something and brings Foreman...
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“Sometimes, when a person has suffered extreme physical или psychological trauma (including massive stress), they will assume the fetal position или a similar position in which the back is curved forward, the legs are brought up as tightly against the abdomen as possible, the head is bowed as close to the abdomen as possible, and the arms are wrapped around the head to prevent further trauma.” (Wikipedia)


Fetal Position has been my favourite episode of House MD for a very long time now. I have an incredible bias towards the episode because it is one of the few episodes where Cuddy’s character...
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It has been so long that I figured most of Ты will have forgotten about me completely... well, I'm not dead, as it happens. And I recently, after months, wrote this... It's intense and involves my usual ingredients: angst, friendship, drama and hopefully insight. I thought I'd post it here to notify all of Ты that I'm still here, and not just those on the fanfic spot. It's really quite long, but it has a certain flow to it (I've heard... Ты know me, I won't believe its good until someone says so) that makes it very easy to read. This follows House fresh out of Mayfield... the rest will...
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Hey everybody. I hope Ты enjoy this chapter, it’s really scary, but I liked. Thanks very much for the reviews and have fun. Don’t curse me when Ты finished reading, ok! There’s gonna be еще chapters cause this story is really enjoying me.


A hazy light was coming from the lonely post that was vanished between the cold mist. Oh God the cold was terrible this time, mainly because of the wind that was blowing miles per hour. But the sound whispered by the wind was the only thing Ты could concentrate to try to sleep, it was like some magic, some magic that made the messy sound of the big...
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Time for some analysis y'all!



I'm gonna just jump right in here with my thoughts. I have many.



Amber, The Psyche

Hallucination Amber is a little creepier than the live version of Amber that we knew in season 4. But she is merely a representation of House's subconscious, that has been manifested due to his feelings of guilt. To me, it is obvious why this has happened:

1) House is the master of guilt suppression. He regularly does things that the average person would feel incredibly guilty about. But House shoves that away deep inside his brain. That isn't to say that he doesn't feel guilty; it just...
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I was just watching some clips from season 2 and mostly 3 and I really enjoyed them.
And I already new that but now I know it more!
I miss the old team!
I miss Cameron's Poor Dead Husbands issues!
I miss Chase's daddy and fat issues!And his hair!(yum!)
I miss foremans eye-rolling when Cameron was being ethical!
I missed all that!
I want the old team back!
The new team hasn't really grew on me now...
I mean 13 has grew on me but foreteen really is ruining her for me and I really don't care about Taub.
And ok Kutner is super hot and funny but he is just not enought.
When are they going to bring the old team back?
I really want to cause if they don't I have this weird fear that 13 is gonna end up Поцелуи house as every female on the show!
I think that the new team experience was ok and fun to watch but now its time to go back to the basics and brink the old cottages back!

Do Ты agree?Say in the comments!
posted by rose2
"House M.D.: The Jerk (#3.23)" (2007)
Dr. Robert Chase: [while giving Nate mushrooms] Nate, how's the pain?
Nate: Hey, it's Skippy, the куст, буш kangaroo!
Dr. Robert Chase: Your head, Nate. We need to know how the pain is.
Nate: What I got here is the opposite of pain.
Dr. Allison Cameron: That means you're suffering from cluster headaches which means hopefully...
[Nate looks at Cameron]
Nate: [laughs] Man, you're hot!
[turns to Chase]
Nate: She's making me horny.
Dr. Robert Chase: Deal with it.
Nate: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Ты can't get me stoned then not close the deal.
Dr. Robert Chase: [under his breath]...
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posted by Blazing-Fire
I wrote this in the vain hope that my Друзья would want to do another film but to no avail. So I decided to post it on Fanpop. Hope Ты guys like it.

Scene 1: [Day 1: Daytime at a rural property. A 4-wheel-drive with lights and siren blaring pulls up. Lindsay боксер and Warren Jacobi get out and walk up to the front door. Camera follows L+W to the door. They knock and Alex opens the door]

Lindsay: I’m Inspector Lindsay боксер and this is my partner Inspector Warren Jacobi. We’re here to arrest Stevie for the murders of Claire and Tess McCloud.

[Outside the house Stevie is picking up her BMX,...
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