Caption Contest 22

oldmovie *LE on the phone with David Shore when she found about the strip tease in House's Head*

x5mp1xp1nx22x lol^^^^ i gotta think! *says in arnold schwarzenegger voice* "ill be back..."* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ok: *House reading one of the Huddy sex scenarios to cuddy on the phone* *"...and Cuddy gently slips her tongue into..."* ^^cuddy's face^^

huddyislove *on the other side of the phone*: "I am keeping your thongs in hostage. Pay with hot striptease and no one will get hurt" Cuddy: "House?!" *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

ApplePie1890 cuddy angry: I'm telling u there is no heat in my house.....WHAT? Mr. Cuddy called and told u that we are moving!?? Ok,thanks....bye. Grrrrr...HOUSE !!!!!!!!!

PotterGal YAY, a Cuddy picture! *throws confetti at om* -------------------------------------------------------- //Cuddy knew she had a problem after answering the third consecutive call that asked her if this was the Make A Wish Foundation//

Fabouluz [b]Cuddy: House, I will not talk dirty to you! Not until after we do the deed.[/b] xD Nealry every one I write has a sexual underlying tone. xoxo

huddyislove ^^^ LOL, I noticed! xDDD

Chandlerfan Cuddy: I'm [i]what[/i]!?! Person on the phone: You're pregnant. Cuddy: I...I...I'm [i]what[/i]!?! Person on the phone: *sigh*

oldmovie CHANDLERFAN WINS!!!!!!!!!!! Okay no, but that just made my day. Actually all of them are making my day, Numbers made me giggle a lot. PG's is just pure genius and awesome. huddyislove lol about the thong. And yes Fab I've noticed too ;)

Fabouluz I love yours huddyislove :) xoxo

huddyislove oh, tnx... I love your sex-obsessed captions too! xDDDD

heeeresjoyce House: (on phone) Wanna go out to dinner? Cuddy: ... Okay, I was pretty much brain-dead for this one. I couldn't think of anything but that lame caption. :/

greghouseismine Person on phone; Miss Lisa Cuddy? Cuddy; Yeah? POP; You have been booked in for sex change at 4.00pm next week. Cuddy; *House is gonna pay big time*

velvet_fox Distorted voice on the other end: "The fangirls are coming."

PotterGal LMAO v_f! I love that!

Fabouluz v_f you just won :) imo anyway. xoxo

HuddyCrazy1331 Voice: I'm watching you... Cuddy: How can you see me? Voice: Do you see the flowers next to you? Cuddy: Yes? Voice: They have absolutely nothing to do with the fact I have access to your vagina. Cuddy: HOUSE! Fangirl: *listening on the other line* AHA!! HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS HOUSE?! Unless... You KNOW he has direct access to those parts!!! Cuddy: Oh shit, they sent OM to interrogate me this time...

RP_Puzzle HOLY CRAP LMAOROFL. You guys are so clever it's so hard to choose I'm so serious! But the ones that barely made me laugh a little more was AP's and vf's XD. Love AP's it's what I kind of tried to do last pick, but AP did it way better awesome House reference XD. Love Cf's though IT'S HOUSE'S BABY!!! Or that's what I want to believe :). Love HC's follow up on fangirls XD. I like heeeresjoyce cause it sounds like it could happen on House. LOL huddyislove! NOT THE THONGS! XD Rachel and the cane XD. I like twiny's I'm so excited for Huddy sex! Strip tease haha yeah I can picture that and Fab lol on your continual dirty captions :p ^_^. *PI Lucas is standing there holding flowers for Cuddy, but she doesn't even notice he's there because...* House*on the other end at his apartment*: Let's have sex. Cuddy: ...*moment of serious shock doesn't say anything and then slams the phone down then says squee-ishly* FINALLY!!! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY FATTY! *shoves Lucas and runs out of the hospital* PI Lucas: I wonder why she's so excited...*follows Cuddy to investigate* Sorry I had to do move out of the way fatty because I miss the Craig Ferguson Late Late Show and he's not going to be new for 2 weeks just like House. The fatty thing comes from one time he was making a joke about Titanic how Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio (sorry if spelt wrong) could've both fit through the door, but apparently not so Craig's joke on that part is insinuating Leonardo pushes Kate out of the way and says "move over, fatty!" I love it cause Kate Winslet found out about the joke and refuses to come on the show so instead of apologizing he keeps making fun of it XD.

cocacola Cuddy: [i]Limping Stag, this is Large-Chested Cobra,..[/i] Damn it House!! Why in God's green earth did I tell you that you could come up with the nicknames? House: Hey hey hey! For one thing, they're [i]codenames[/i] And Its fair!! I promised you I'd pick up Rachel from daycare for three weeks...//never said where I'd take her though...// Cuddy: Oh never mind!! Are you in position? House: Yes, yes, I can clearly see Adorable Jewish Teddy Bear at the watering hole... Cuddy: House, you can just call it the nurse's station you know... House: No way, this is way more fun... Cuddy: *rolls eyes* House: Shit! Shit! Shit!! Teddy Bear is flirting with Nurse Cares-Alot!! Large Chested-Cobra!! Prepare the Sedative Cuddy: *takes out blow dart* House: Hurry!! We don't have much time!! Cuddy: *shoots dart at Wilson* Wilson: *hit by dart* *falls* *carried away by House* House: *was hiding behind trash can* The Nurse Wilson was talking to: *kinda weirded out...* House: *addresses nurse* You saw [i]nothing[/i] *drags Wilson to elevators*

GoodOldPhooners CC. YOU WIN. You...just....win. Cuddy:Hello? Wilson: CUDDY! House is at the roof...and HE'S GOING to JUMP. Cuddy:=O*runs to roof* House,wait, don't! House:*leaps,opens a parachute* Cuddy:0_o Wilson...I don't know either... //I guess he got bored with the drag-racing...// The parachute, I got from a fanfic. I had to use this snow day to...good use. =D

RP_Puzzle ... ... ... ... LMAO CC!!! THAT COULD BE LIKE A FIC OR SOMETHING! EPIC WIN!!!!!!! Your nicknames are awesome! But I'm scared where House takes Rachel O_o