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Kat limped to the bathroom, she couldn't walk right because of her broken leg. "Jade thinks she can steal my idea! Well I'll Показать her!" she mumbled.

Zim was a bit shocked when she returned, for she was wearing a blue dress with green sleeves, which the dress part was green, too, blue lipstick, blue hair pulled back into a short ponytail, and green shoes, mascara, blue eyeshadow, and blush.

She looked- amazing. She stood on her desk. No one looked up. "Ehem!" she сказал(-а) again. Still, no one looked. "YOU IDIOTS! LOOK AT ME!" she shouted. She never сказал(-а) the word 'Idiot'. Everyone looked up, shocked...

our judges besides the audience: Grim, Billy, and Mandy!and our guest star, Firestar, leader of thunderclan!

mandy: hmph. how did Ты talk me into this, billy?

grim: thoses stupid щенок eyes get us eerytime! grrr...

billy: HI MOM!

firestar: eek! twolegs!

first up is Zim!

Zim: YES! i will be Пение "Just so Ты know" by "Jesse McCartney."

I shouldn't Любовь you, but i want to, i just can't turn away. I shouldn't see you, but i can't move, i can't look away.*small Музыка break*I shouldn't Любовь you, but i want to, i just can't turn away. I shouldn't see you, but i can't move, i can't look away.and i don't...

ГИР and Kat finally arrived at Lightopia. It was really cool looking. They entered some huge hi-tech castle. "Ah, I have been waiting for you, Darkshadow." Kat didn't mind Striker calling her by her real name. "Okay, princess, fun's over! Where's Zim?" Kat asked.
"Your friend, Zim?"
"Yes!"
"I don't know how to put this, Darkie, but, he's dead."

Dead!? Kat completely Остаться в живых it. "Dead!? Ты mean Ты killed him!?" Kat shouted. "Yes. And there's no need to shout, Darkshadow!" he answered. "Do I seriously look like I care!?" Kat said, "What kind of leader are you!? Watch me kill Ты somedat, Unicornia!"...

"Oh." Kat said, "You don't like me."

The Далее день at recess, Zim saw Kat. She was running around- in alien form. All of a sudden, two freakishly tall men grabbed her. "We have her." сказал(-а) one. A familiar voice. They threw her into a car, and the car flew into the sky and out of sight.

"I told Ты Kat was an alien!" Dib shouted.

"Do Ты know who we are?" сказал(-а) one of the men to Kat. Kat pouted. The men took off their disguises. "The Irken leaders?!" Kat said, "Oh well! The Lightopian Dynamite, Master of Mischief, as we call him, will destroy you!"

"How?" сказал(-а) Purple. Just then, Striker, The Lightopian...

Zim took Kat in. The first few weeks were just fun and games, until the tallest found out. They wanted her dead. They had sent Irkens after her.

Skool was going to start soon. Everyone got held back. Finally, it came. "Kat, be good while I'm gone." Zim said, and left. It was Kat and ГИР now.

Zim was returning from skool. He opened the door and gasped. ГИР was panicking, there was wood and blood everywhere, and Kat was covered in blood. She seemed cheerful though, as usual. "Kat, what did Ты do?" Zim asked. Her antennas went down and she tucked her tail between her legs. "I'm sorry. It won't...

A/N- saichanlovestoad does not own Invader Zim and she isnt not making any money off this fic.

This is an Mpreg Слэш fic. Ты don't like, don't read. I personally like it. There are several crack pairings in this one as well, including Tallest/Zim, Skoodge/Zim, Sizz-Lorr/Zim, and others. The main pairing is ZADR, though. This story also comes with warnings: Oral sex, fisting (sexual term for shoving knuckle into privates), strong language, graphic detail, repeated Mpreg, nonconsenual sex (ie-rape), fetishism, and use of toys. Any other warnings will be added on later. No flames. You've been...

I wrote this myself, a lot of inspiration is included in it, and try to find the three secrets in this part! i dont know how many parts there will be, but this is a lot for a part one, i guess. tell me what Ты think please!



    Hiding. Running. I've been doing those things for so long; it's hard to believe that I know anything else besides those to verbs. If Ты don't already know this, my name is Dib. I am one of the four humans that escaped the Irkan invasion. The takeover happened about twenty years ago. Other than the time I spend running from the local alien bandits,...

A wonderful nightmare


There was darkness that bounded around Zim, he walk knowing it would lead him nowhere. He couldn't help but feel that someone was watching him, he felt fear and uneasy as he heard someone titter.

"Who's there?"He asked, trying to keep his voice livid and rough. No one answered.

"Show yourself pitiful creature of darkness, или suffer the рафт, плот of the Almighty Z-,"Zim was then interrupted by the same titter he heard earlier, It was longer and еще uncontrollably. But then it stopped and was replaced with a low and dangerous growl.

"Oh shut up."It said. "I'm in a good mood...

Both Zim and Gaz gazed at the baby, Curious Zim poked it.

Suddenly a giggle was heard from the baby; terrified Zim jumped behind Gaz. Gaz rolled her eyes at his sudden reaction and hold the baby in her arms.

"Relax zim, it just giggled no need to be scared" Gaz сказал(-а) looking at zim behind her; she had detected that he was trembling. When he took notice of Gaz's gaze, he stood and took the baby away from Gaz's grip.

"Zim, scared of a stupid human toy? Nonsense" He сказал(-а) as he returned to his seat. Zim look intently at the baby and poked him once more. The little baby giggled again, which to zim's...

Chapter 3

*High skool library*

Dib and Gaz had arrived to skool in time, because behind them was a huge line of kids who also needed to pick up their schedules или skool ID's. Dib already received his, he really wasn't excited to see that he had English class but was a little happy to see that he had Космос and science. Gaz hated the classes she had except Art class; she was going to be with Dib in English and Algebra class. She was thinking about changing her classes after skool, trying to avoid hearing Dib yelling out all his nonsense about aliens and Bigfoot during class.

"Hey Gaz, look who's...

I have written Фан fiction before, but only one My Chemical Romance Фан fic and a few 'House MD' Фан fics. This is my first 'Invader Zim' Фан fiction. I don't write Фан fiction like most people do. My Фан fics are designed to be funny and they do not follow normal Фан fiction conventions. If Ты do not like the way I right, that is fine, but please don't tell me how my story would be better if I ended it a different way или made it longer или something. This Фан fic is just for fun, take it или leave it. I hope Ты like though!




Zim & ГИР Go To The Mall



"GIR, do Ты have any sevens?"

"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......