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Another version of "You know your an LOTR Фан when..."

Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
You can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
You have a decided opinion on the Вопрос of the two Glorfindels.
You understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, Ты must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But Ты mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
You know...
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posted by Book-Freak
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-All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is дана to us.

-I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.

-He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

-What do Ты mean? Do Ты wish me a good morning, или mean that it is a good morning whether I want it или not; или that Ты feel good this morning; или that it is a morning to be good on?

-You cannot pass.I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. Ты cannot pass. The dark огонь will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! Ты cannot pass.

-It is not despair,...
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Gollum performs his own special arrangement of "Let It Go" from the Дисней film 'Frozen' - LYRICS below in description.

Performed by: Tyler Michael Jonsson
"The American Gollum"
link.

Contributions to the revised lyrics by: James Michael Spahn



LYRICS:

Nasty Elf хлеб takes flight down the mountain tonight
Now just crumbses to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And fat hobbit is the Queen

Our belly's growling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep him thin, Precious knows Ты tried

Don't let him in, don't let him see
Fat Hobbit, so nasty and tricksy
Revealed, he steals, we didn't know
Well now we...
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posted by matchesrulezu
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The Название can be misleading, but I couldn't think of another title. lol. I'm not doing an in-depth Письмо of the contrasts between the Книги and movies. Not yet, at least.

I just wanted to know if I was the only one that thinks they did it a little backwards. Last I heard, they were looking to turn The Hobbit into a three-part movie series. A trilogy like The Lord of the Rings. But if you've read the books, Ты would know that The Hobbit should have been one movie, maybe two, and that each of the LotR Книги should have been made into three movies.

The Hobbit is actually a short book and while...
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posted by kelseyjayne25
I.The Hobbit
p20. map and key
p34-41 trolls
p52 Elrond looks at swords
p64 Gandolf re-appears to save them from goblins
p72-82 Bilbo and Gollum (riddles)
p100 Wargs (evil wolves), p.106 eagle rescue
p118 about. Beorn the skinchanger
p126 Gandolf and smoke-rings
p137 Gandolf leaves the party p297 Defeat of the Necromancer
p 155 "I shall call Ты Sting"
p170 captured by wood elves
p181 escape in barrels
p209 opening the door
p215 smaug awakes p.224 his weakspot p249 shot with an arrow
p263 Thorin is stubborn
p271 Bilbo bargains with the Arkenstone
p278-285 and 289 Battle of 5 Armies

II. Fellowship of the Rings...
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On the first день of Рождество a wizard gave to me, one ring to rule them all.
On the секунда день of Рождество a wizard gave to me, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the third день of Рождество a wizard gave to me, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fourth день of Рождество a wizard gave to me, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fifth день of Рождество a wizard gave to me, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them...
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I wish that this would be useful for you:

Galadriel
I amar prestar aen.
Ee AH-mar PRESS-tar ine.
The world is changed.
Han mathon ne nen.
Hahn MAHTH-on neh nehn.
I feel it in the waters.
Han mathon ne chae.
Hahn MAHTH-on neh high.
I feel it in the earth.
A han noston ned 'wilith.
Ah hahn NOHS-ton nehd 'wee-leeth.
I smell it in the air.


Elrond
Tangado haid! Leithio i philinn!
Tahn-GAH-doh hide! Lay-thee-oh ee fee-leen!
Hold positions! огонь the arrows!


Arwen
Im Arwen. Telin le thaed. Lasto beth nîn, tolo dan na ngalad.
Eem Arwen. Tell-EEN lay thide. LAH-sto behth neen, TOH-loh dahn nahn GAH-lahd.
I am Arwen....
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posted by kelseyjayne25
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Bilbo "he who treasures things"
Frodo "wise"
Gandalf "brave warrier"
Radagast "happy surprise"
Thorin "sharp"
Aragon "wandering man"
Arwen "bird of light"
Boromir "humble warrier"
Farramir "poor traveller"
Eowyn "welcome victory"
Galadriel "she who is lucky and beautiful"
Gimli "twice brave"
Legolas "young founder"
Smeagal "flat and birdish"
Saruman "gardener" (haha)
Sauron "talks to kings"

Aragon & Arwen:
Arnen, Wengon, Elrond, and Fremor ... all sons

Samwise and Rosie:
Frodo and Gantrav, sons
Sassie, daughter

Farramir & Eowyn:
Theodin (after her father)
Boromir (after his brother)
Wynf, son
Emira and Rohanna, daughters
Chapter 1
Frodo’s journey is not yet complete as he makes his way to Mount Doom. Some scared and confused Orc’s are letting Frodo pass in confusion hoping for forgiveness and freedom. The battle at the black gates continues and the dark forces are conquering the forces of good. Orc scouts are informing the dark lord Sauron of his creature’s treachery. He gets his most powerful forces to deal with him; The Nazgul. The Nazgul are treacherous foul creatures who were once kings of men. Sauron has Остаться в живых his finest warrior; the Witch king of Angmar in the battle of Minas Tirith on Pellenor fields....
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posted by Mallory101
"The fallen Vala Melkor shall break out of the Void and destroy the Gates of Night. He will destroy the Sun and the Moon. All the free peoples of Middle-earth shall fight against him. Many will be slain, and many battles lost. We the Valar and the Maiar shall help the people, but our role shall be minor. The fate of Middle-earth will rest upon the Light and the огонь of the Final Dawn."

The секунда Prophecy of Námo

Dark storm clouds rolled across the crimson sky as thunder boomed in the distance. The smoke from Mount Doom added its color into the clouds while molten lava sprayed into the acrid...
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Chapter Cinema, Cardiff is proud to present a special FREE screening of the Lord of the Rings Фан film, The Hunt For Gollum on Saturday 24th October at 6pm, together with Blair Witch spoof, Blair Thumb

This is only the секунда opportunity for Фаны in the UK to see The Hunt For Gollum on the big screen and for free.

To claim your free ticket call in to Chapter, Market Road, Canton, Cardiff, CF5 1QE, или ring 02920 311050.

Fancy dress is encouraged with a prize for the best Lord of the Rings costume
posted by Elizabeth0
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Peregrin Took is probably the most funniest charater in trilogy Lord of the Rings.
So, I am really curious, which his funny scene do Ты like the most? Please write in comment
(I tried to write in pick, but it was too long)

1.
Pippin : "Nothing is happening."
Gandalf : "I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves, Men and Orcs."
Pippin : "What are Ты going to do then ?"
Gandalf : "Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took ! And if that does not shatter them and I am allowed a little peace from foolish Вопросы I will try to find the opening words."

2.
Legolas : "Lembas. Elvish...
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posted by Mallory101
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1. Mess up his hair

2. Take him on a blind дата with a dwarf woman.

3. Hide his hairbrushes

4. Throw feathers on him and run away.

5. Tie him to a chair and make him listen to Elrond Пение in the душ *shudders*

6. Curl his hair

7. Clip his ears

8. Hide his hair products

9. Give them back to him but only after you've replaced his shampoo with red dye

10. Challenge him to an "Elvish Song" contest, and pick the song with the longest verses for him to sing

11. Call him "Igor" for a day

12. Tie him to a дерево and leave him there. Then smear honey in his hair

13. Sing "Secret, ELVISH MAN, secret, ELVISH...
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posted by Christine0223
This is one of the songs in the lord of the rings, and my Избранное song in the world. I just can't help from listening to it all the time. I hope Ты like it. :D


lay down
your sweetened weary head
night is falling
you've come to journeys end

sleep now
and dream of the ones who came before
they are calling
from across the distant shore

why do Ты weep
what are these tears upon your face
soon Ты will see
all of your fears will pass away
save me now
your only sleeping

what can Ты see
on the horizen
why do the wild gulls call
across the sea
our Bilbo rises
the ships have come to carry Ты home

dawn will turn to silver...
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posted by Mallory101
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1. Offer him Visine at inappropriate moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth или a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that Ты had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One By One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge сказал(-а) you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron сказал(-а) you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting Далее to each...
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posted by Mallory101
1. Offer him Visine at inappropriate moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth или a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that Ты had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One By One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge сказал(-а) you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron сказал(-а) you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting Далее to each...
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posted by brilovesalbert
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Lord of the Rings what a classic. There is everything that Ты need in a movie just to give it balance. Ты have the tragedies,comedies, the romance, and the adventure. Ты have this combined with super hot actors and beautiful Актрисы and Ты have a movie hit! Lord of the Rings is an amazing movie because it has everything Ты want in a movie. It is very hard to have a very good director and a very good actor at the same time! But with Peter Jackson's expertise and with Elijah Wood's amazing Актёрское искусство talent, what else should Ты get? The Актёрское искусство is very good and the Анимация is very well done....
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posted by Blossom71
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I had only hard about these amazing Книги here and there.I didn't know anything about them,what adventure a person would take.My friend was Чтение them for a project at school,and сказал(-а) Ты have got to read these Книги Ты will fall in Любовь with them!So she gave me six months to read them all.I finished in a little less than three months.I fell head long into an adventure of a life time.These are Книги Ты laugh with cry over,and just plane out want to know if everything will be alright again.Things will never be the same,but life will go on in a diffrent way for all.These Книги will keep Ты wanting to read!
posted by cupcakeimissyou
15
YES! another. :3

I am a Фан of LOTR and HP.!
this is not an 1000 reasons why. so. dont go into that. annoying habit
and before we go into Gandalf was a God. I dont think he was according to wiki.!

but lets get to it! Who do Ты think would WIN?!

I know they come from two totally different background but COME ON why not have a little fun
:D

Even though I think Gandalf is SOO awesome I am team Dumbledore! why?

because fact Dumbledore vs. Gandalf the Grey! hands down Dumbledore no thought to it.!

now Gandalf the White and Dumbledore I think it would be a LONG EPIC BEAUTIFUL! battle
but I STILL think dumbledore would win! what do Ты guys think i'm not going to go into detail just YET about WHY i want to respond to Ты guys responses and etc. so yeah!
1.
Plan: Fly over the Mount Doom on an Eagle and drop the ring in the lava.
Flaws: Frodo might not drop it.

2.
Plan: Create a time machine and stop Sauron from making the ring.
Flaws: That would take a loooooooooooooooong time.

3.
Plan: Pretend to be on Sauron's side then when you’re near Mount Doom throw in the ring.
Flaws: Sauron would take the ring before Ты got that chance

4.
Plan: Have people go into Mordor and reroute the lavas flow to a безопасно, сейф place where Frodo can throw the ring in easily.
Flaws: The number of people it would take to do that wouldn’t go unnoticed, and won't that take to long...
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