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I just wanted to write down the lyrics to all the songs in MLP: FiM, so here they are!

Theme Song

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Aaaaaaaaaaaah
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
Until Ты all shared its magic with me!
Big adventure!
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
My Little Pony
Did Ты know, Ты are my very best friends

Season 1~

Giggle at the Ghostie

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown
I'd hide under my подушка from what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie сказал(-а) that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all
She said, 'Pinkie, Ты gotta stand up tall, learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt you
Just laugh and make them disappear...'
Ha, ha, ha!
So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up at the creepy
Whoop it up with the weepy
Chortle at the kooky
Snortle at the spooky
And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave Ты alone and if he thinks he can scare Ты then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes Ты wanna... HAHAHAHA...heh...
LAAAAAAAUUUGH!

Pinkie's Gala Fantasy

Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Hip hip
Hooray
It's the best place for me
For Pinkie
With decorations like streamers and fairy-lights and pinwheels and piñatas and pincushions. With goodies like sugar cubes and sugar canes and sundaes and sunbeams and sarsaparilla. And I get to play my favoritest of Избранное fantabulous games like Pin the Tail on the Pony!
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
'Cause it's the most galarrific superly-terrific gala ever
In the whole galaxy
Pinkie Pie: Wheee!

Ticket Song

Twilight is my bestest friend, whoopee
Whoopee!
She's the cutest, smartest, all around best po-nee
Po-nee!
I bet if I throw a super-duper fun par-tee
Par-tee!
She'll give her extra ticket to the gala to meeee–

Junior Speedsters Chant

Junior Speedsters are our lives
Sky-bound soars and daring dives
Junior Speedsters it's our quest
To someday be the very best!

A Hop, Skip, and a Jump!

It's not very far. Just Переместить your little rump
Ты can make it if Ты try with a hop, skip and jump
A hop, skip and jump
Just Переместить your little rump
A hop, skip and jump
A hop, skip and jump
A hop, skip and jump
A hop skip and jump,
A hop skip and jump!

Evil Enchantress

She's an evil enchantress
She does evil dances
And if Ты look deep in her eyes
She'll put Ты in trances
Then what will she do?
She'll mix up an evil brew
Then she'll gobble Ты up
In a big tasty stew
Sooo.... WATCH OUT!

Winter Wrap-Up

радуга Dash:
Three months of winter coolness
And awesome holidays
Pinkie Pie:
We've kept our hoovsies warm at home
Time off from work to play
Applejack:
But the Еда we've stored is runnin' out
And we can't grow in this cold
Rarity:
And even though I Любовь my boots
This fashion's getting old

Twilight Sparkle:
The time has come to welcome spring
And all things warm and green
But it's also time to say goodbye
It's winter we must clean
How can I help? I'm new, Ты see
What does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!

Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!
Winter заворачивать, обертывание up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

радуга Dash:
Bringing Главная the southern birds
A Pegasus' job begins
And clearing all the gloomy skies
To let the sunshine in
We Переместить the clouds
And we melt the white snow
радуга Dash and Pinkie Pie:
When the sun comes up
Its warmth and beauty will glow!

Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Rarity:
Little critters hibernate
Under the snow and ice
Fluttershy:
We wake up all their sleepy heads
So quietly and nice
Rarity:
We help them gather up their food
Fix their homes below
Fluttershy:
We welcome back the southern birds
Fluttershy and Rarity:
So their families can grow

Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Applejack:
No easy task to clear the ground
Plant our tiny seeds
With proper care and sunshine
Everyone it feeds
Apples, carrots, сельдерей stalks
Colorful Цветы too
We must work so very hard
Applejack, вишня Berry and Golden Harvest:
It's just so much to do

Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
Pinkie Pie:
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Twilight Sparkle:
Now that I know what they all do
I have to find my place
And help with all of my heart
Tough task ahead I face
How will I do without my magic
Help the Earth пони way
I want to belong so I must
Do my best today
Do my best today

Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
Twilight Sparkle:
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Cupcake Song

All Ты have to do is take a cup of flour
Add it to the mix!
Now just take a little something sweet, not sour
A bit of salt (just a pinch!)

Making these cakes is such a cinch
Add a teaspoon of vanilla
Add a little more, then Ты count to four
And Ты never get your fill up!

Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty
Cupcakes! Don't be too hasty
Cupcakes, cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!

Art of the Dress

Not stressed version~

Thread by thread, stitching it together
Twilight's dress
Cutting out a pattern snip by snip
Making sure the fabric falls nicely
It's the perfect color and so hip!
Always gotta keep in mind my pacing
Making sure the clothes' correctly facing
I'm stitching Twilight's dress

Yard by yard, fussing on the details
Jewel neckline, don't Ты know a stitch in time saves nine?
Make her something perfect to inspire
Even though she hates formal attire
Gotta mind those intimate details
Even though she's еще concerned with sales
It's Applejack's new dress

Dressmaking's easy, for Pinkie Pie something pink
Fluttershy something breezy
Blend color and form,
Do Ты think it looks cheesy?

Something brash, perhaps quite fetching
Hook and eye, couldn't Ты just simply die?
Making sure it fits forelock and crest
Don't forget some magic in the dress
Even though it rides high on the flank
радуга won't look like a tank
I'm stitching Rainbow's dress

Piece by piece, snip by snip
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
Thread by thread, primmed and pressed
Yard by yard, never stressed
And that's the Art of the Dress!

Stressed version~

Twilight Sparkle:
Now, the stars on my ремень, пояс, пояса need to be technically accurate. Orion has three stars on his belt, not four.

Stitch by stitch, stitching it together
Deadline looms, don't Ты know the client's always right?
Even if my fabric choice was perfect
Got to get them all done by tonight
Pinkie Pie, the color's too obtrusive
Wait until Ты see it in the light
I'm sewing them together!

Pinkie Pie: Don't Ты think my платье, бальное платье would be еще "me" with some lollipops?
Rarity: Well, I think...
Pinkie Pie: Balloons?
Rarity: Well...
Pinkie Pie: DO IT!

час by hour, one еще change
I'm sewing them together, take great pains
Fluttershy, you're putting me in a bind
радуга Dash, what is on your mind?
Oh my gosh, there's simply not much time
Don't forget, Applejack's duds must shine

Dressmaking's easy, every customer's call
Brings a whole new revision
Have to pick up the pace, still hold to my vision

Twilight Sparkle: That constellation is Canis Major, not Minor.
Fluttershy: French haute couture, please.
Rarity: Ugh...
Applejack: What if it rains? Galoshes!
Pinkie Pie: еще balloons! Oh no, that's too many balloons. еще candy! Oh, less candy. Oh wait, I know. Streamers!
Rarity: Streamers?
Pinkie Pie: Whose dress is this?
Rarity: Streamers it is.

радуга Dash: What?
Rarity: Aren't Ты going to tell me to change something too?
радуга Dash: No, I just want my dress to be cool.
Rarity: Do Ты not like the color?
радуга Dash: The color's fine, just make it look cooler.
Rarity: Do Ты not like the shape?
радуга Dash: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing... Ты know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.
Pinkie Pie: All we ever want is indecision
радуга Dash: All we really like is what we know
Twilight Sparkle: Gotta balance style with adherence
Fluttershy: Making sure we make a good appearance
Applejack: Even if Ты simply have to помадка, выдумка it
Everypony: Make sure that it stays within our budget
Rarity: Got to overcome intimidation
Remember, it's all in the presentation!

Piece by piece, snip by snip
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
Bolt by bolt, primmed and pressed
Yard by yard, always stressed
And that's the Art of the Dress!

Hush Now, Quiet Now

Fluttershy:
Hush now, quiet now
It's time to lay your sleepy head
Hush now, quiet now
It's time to go to bed

Sweetie Belle:
Hush now! Quiet now!
'cause it's time to lay your sleepy head!
сказал(-а) hush now! Quiet now!
'cause it's time to go to bed!

Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep!
The exciting день behind you!
Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep!
Let the joy of dream land find you!

Hush now! Quiet now!
Lay your sleepy head!
сказал(-а) hush now! Quiet now!
This is time to go to bed!

Cutie Mark Crusaders Song

Look here, are three little ponies
Ready to sing for this crowd
Listen up, 'cause here's our story
I'm gonna sing it very LOUD!!!!!!!

When you're a younger pony
And your flank is very bare
Feels like the sun will never come
When your cutie mark's not there
So the three of us will fight the fight
There is nothing that we fear
We'll have to figure out what we'll do next
Till our cutie marks are here!

We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks

They all say that you'll get your mark
When the time is really right
And Ты know just what you're supposed to do
And your talent comes to light
But it's not as easy as it sounds
And that waiting's hard to do
So we test our talents everywhere
Until our face is blue

We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks
We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks!

You Gotta Share

We may be divided
But of Ты all, I beg
To remember we're all hoofed
At the end of each leg

No matter what the issue
Come from wherever Ты please
All this fighting gets Ты nothing
But hoof-in-mouth disease

Arguing's not the way
Hey, come out and play!
It's a shiny, new day
So, what do Ты say?

Ты gotta share
Ты gotta care
It's the right thing to do
Ты gotta share
Ты gotta care
And there'll always be a way through

Both our diets, I should mention
Are completely vegetarian
We all eat сено, сена and oats
Why be at each other's throat?

Ты gotta share
Ты gotta care
It's the right thing to do
And there'll always be a way
Through!

So Many Wonders

What is this place?
Filled with so many wonders
Casting it's spell
That I am now under

Squirrels in the trees
And the cute little bunnies
Birds flying free
And bees with their honey!
Hooooonnnnnnnneeeeeeeyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Oh, what a magical place
And I owe it all to the pegasus race!
If I knew the ground had so much up it's sleeve
I'd of come here sooner and never leave!
Yes, I Любовь eveeerrryyyyttthhhiing!!!!!!

Sining Telegram

This is your Пение telegram
I hope it finds Ты well
You're invited to a party
'Cause we think you're really swell!

Gummy's turning one год old
So help us celebrate
The cake will be delicious
The festivities first rate!

There will be games and dancing
Bob for apples, cut a rug
And when the party's over
We'll gather 'round for a group hug

No need to bring a gift
Being there will be enough
Birthdays mean having fun with friends
Not getting lots of stuff

It won't be the same without you
So we hope that Ты say yes
So, please, oh please R.S.V.P
And come, and be our guest

At the Gala

Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe we're finally here. With all that we've imagined, the reality of this night is sure to make this... The Best Night Ever!

At the Gala (at the Gala),
Fluttershy:
At the Gala, in the garden
I'm going to see them all!
All the creatures, I'll befriend them at the Gala! (at the Gala!)
All the birdies, and the critters
They will Любовь me big and small!
We'll become good Друзья forever
Right here at the Gala!

All our dreams will come true right here at the Gala, at the Gala!

Applejack:
At the Gala (it's amazing!), I will sell them (better hurry!)
All my appletastic treats! (yummy, yummy!)
Hungry ponies (they'll be snacking!), they will buy them (bring your money!)
карамель apples, яблоко sweets! (gimme some!)
And I'll earn a lot of money for the яблоко family!

All our dreams and our hopes from now until hereafter
All that we've been wishing for will happen at the Gala, at the Gala!

Rarity:
At the Gala, all the royals
They will meet fair Rarity
They will see I'm just as regal at the Gala! (at the Gala)
I will find him, my Prince Charming,
And how gallant he will be,
He will treat me like a lady, tonight at the Gala!

This is what we've waited for, to have the best night ever!
Each of us will live our dreams, tonight at the Gala, at the Gala!

радуга Dash:
Been dreaming, I've been waiting
To fly with those Храбрая сердцем ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks
Spinning 'round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands
They'll душ us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!

All we've longed for, all we've dreamed, our happy ever after!
Finally will all come true, right here at the Grand Gala, at the Gala!

Pinkie Pie:
I am here at the Grand Gala, for it is the best party
But the one thing it was missing was a пони named Pinkie
For I am the best at parties, all the ponies will agree
Ponies playing, ponies dancing, with me at the Grand Gala!

Happiness and laughter at the Gala, at the Gala!

Twilight Sparkle:
At the Gala (at the Gala), with the Princess (with the Princess)
Is where I'm going to be (she will be)
We will talk all about magic and what I've learned and seen (she will see)
It is going to be so special as she takes time just for me!

This will be the best night ever!
Into the Gala we must go, we're ready now, we're all aglow
Into the Gala, let's go in and have the best night ever
Into the Gala, now's the time, we're ready and we look divine

Fluttershy:
Into the Gala, meet new friends
Applejack:
Into the Gala, sell some apples
Rarity:
Into the Gala, find my prince
радуга Dash:
Prove I'm great as a Wonderbolt is

Fluttershy: To meet!
Applejack: To sell!
Rarity: To find!
радуга Dash: To prove!
Pinkie Pie: To woop!
Twilight Sparkle: To talk!

Into the Gala, into the Gala!
And we'll have the best night ever!
At the Gala!

I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala

I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
It's all I ever dreamed.
It's all I ever dreamed, woo hoo!
It's all I ever dreamed, yippee!
I'm at the Grand Galloping GalaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!

It's all I've ever... dreamed?

Pony Pokey

Ты reach your right hoof in
Ты reach your right hoof out
Ты reach your right hoof in
And Ты shake it all about
Ты do the пони Pokey meeting lots of folks with clout
That's what I'm talking about

Ты step your left hoof in
Ты pull it right back out
Ты step your left hoof in
But Ты better help him out
Ты do the пони Pokey but Ты find a different crowd
That's what it's all about

Ты kick your back left in
Ты pull your back left out
Ты reach your back left in
Just be Храбрая сердцем and have no doubt
Ты do the пони Pokey feeling like you're gonna pout
That's what I'm Пение about

Ты tilt your head in
Ты tilt your head out
Ты tilt your head in
Then Ты shake it all about
Ты do the пони Pokey even though your date's a lout
You're better off without

Ты stomp your whole self in
Ты stomp your whole self out
Ты stomp your whole self in
And Ты stomp yourself about
Ты do the пони Pokey and Ты give a little shout-
Fluttershy: COME OUT!
That's what I'm talking about

Ты do the пони Pokey
Ты do the пони Pokey
Ты do the пони Pokey
And that's what it's all about
Yeah!

Season 2~

Find a Pet

Fluttershy:
Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight
It's abundantly clear
That somewhere out here
Is the pet that will suit Ты just right

радуга Dash:
I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules
It's of utmost importance
The pet that I get
Is something that's awesome and cool

Fluttershy: Awesome, cool, got it.
I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, Ты will see

радуга Dash:
I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me

Fluttershy:
Sure! How 'bout a bunny?
They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be

радуга Dash:
Cutesy? Wootsie? Have Ты even met me?
Fluttershy:
Rainbow, have faith
Ты see, I will bet you
Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you

Fluttershy: C'mon, the sky's the limit!
радуга Dash: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly.
Fluttershy: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes, he does. Aww, look, he likes you!
радуга Dash: Pass.

Fluttershy:
I have so many wonderful choices for Ты to decide
There are otters and seals
With massive appeal

радуга Dash:
Otters and seals do not fly.
Fluttershy: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular печать catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water!
радуга Dash: That's it. I'm outta here.

Fluttershy:
Wait! There must be a pet here
That will fit the ticket
How 'bout a ladybug, или a cute cricket?

радуга Dash: Bigger. And cooler.
Fluttershy: Bigger. Cooler. Right.

I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash
Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrely
радуга Dash: It's just a squirrel.
Fluttershy: Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel!
радуга Dash: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying:

Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it
I need a pet to keep up with me
Something awesome, something flying
With coolness that defies gravity!

Fluttershy: I'm sensing Ты want an animal that can fly.
радуга Dash: Ya think?

Fluttershy:
I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky
Like a sweet колибри или a giant monarch butterfly

радуга Dash: Better, but cooler.

Fluttershy:
I see. How 'bout an owl, или a wasp, или a toucan?
There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that.
There are falcons and eagles
They are both quite regal
или perhaps what Ты need is a dark and mysterious bat

радуга Dash: Now you're talking. But instead of just one standing out, now that's too many.
So many choices, and such riches aplenty

Fluttershy: Not a bad problem to have, if Ты ask me.

радуга Dash:
The bat would be awesome, but the оса, осы I'm digging too
D'you have something in a yellow striped bat?
Fluttershy:
No.
I've got a hot розовый flamingo, just dying to meet you

радуга Dash:
What to do, what to do.
A prize! That's it! There's really just one way
To find out which animal's best
Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts
That will put each pet to the test

Fluttershy:
Don't forget style, that should be considered

радуга Dash:
Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter

Fluttershy:
The one who is awesome and cool

радуга Dash:
Just like me
Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best

Fluttershy & радуга Dash:
So a contest we will see

радуга Dash:
Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet

Fluttershy & радуга Dash:
In the world for me

Fluttershy:
May the games
Fluttershy & радуга Dash:
begin

радуга Dash: And may the best pet win!

Becoming Популярное (The пони Everypony Should Know)

I'll be the тост of the town, the girl on the go
I'm the type of пони everypony, everypony should know
I'll be the one to watch, the girl in the flow
I'm the type of пони everypony, everypony should know

Becoming as Популярное as Популярное can be
Making my mark, making my mark in high society
I'm the belle of the ball, the звезда of the show, yeah
I'm the type of пони everypony, everypony should know

See how they hang on every word that I speak
My approving glance is what they all seek
I'm the crème de la crème, not just another Jane Doe
I'm the type of пони everypony should know

At home, at the opera, on a fancy yacht
Becoming the talk, the talk of all of Canterlot
I'm the crème de la crème, not just another Jane Doe, yeah
I'm the type of пони everypony, everypony should know

Because I'm the type of pony
Yes, I'm the type of pony
Yes, I'm the type of пони everypony should know

Heart Carol

The огонь of friendship lives in our hearts
As long as it burns we cannot drift apart
Though quarrels arise, their numbers are few
Laughter and Пение will see us through (will see us through)
We are a круг of пони friends
A круг of Друзья we'll be to the very end

Happy Monthiversary

Happy monthiversary to Ты and Ты today

I can't believe you're already a месяц old time sure flies doesn't it well it seems like only yesterday Ты were born.

But now you're a месяц old today, hey!

Piggy Dance

First Ты jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink!
Then Ты wriggle your snout! Oink oink oink!
Then Ты wiggle your rump! Oink oink oink!
Then shout it out! Oink oink oink!

First Ты jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink!
Then Ты wriggle your snout! Oink oink oink!
Then Ты wiggle your rump! Oink oink oink!
Then shout it out! Oink oink oink!

First Ты jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink!
Then Ты wriggle your snout! Oink oink oink!
Then Ты wiggle your rump! Oink oink oink!
Then shout it out! Oink oink oink!
posted by Canada24
Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there Ты are" Twilight said.

Celestia noded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the others...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on вверх of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on вверх of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit by signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. Queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we Присоединиться them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do Ты have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... Ты was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your жопа, попка soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : Ты right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until Ты all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. Ты opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until Ты all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no Ты don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are Ты kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to Переместить but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh Ты from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this пони
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are Ты doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did Ты do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: Ты sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will Показать Ты them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: Ты see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do Ты think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, Ты there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a Сообщить of a пони trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the секунда story of Золушка II: Dreams Come True. I hope that Ты will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny день in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, или just relaxing their день away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other еще often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case Ты are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a улица, уличный to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a пони get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the пони was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the оранжевый stallion asked. "Our Далее target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are Ты waiting for? Stab me if Ты can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are Ты doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, Ты are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Друзья but i forgive Ты now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed Ты to do Ты need any help dashy"
"ya can Ты um(looks aroud) can Ты clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back Ты must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE Ты SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are Ты okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do Ты have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do Ты need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he сказал(-а) he was. Later, Score introduced her Друзья to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, Письмо another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made by Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This Показать was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful день in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have Ты done?
Pete: You're...
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