Howdy everypony! So, today in school at Lunch ah gotin a fight with a mlp hater (based on a true story!). It was just like this.......

(At a table, eating lunch with mah friends)

Me: Guys, are ya'll excited that Twilight is becoming an alicorn?
Friend: Not really. I actually hate it.
Friend: Yea, I hate it too. It is going to change mlp...ALOT.
Friend: Ah agree with ya.
Me: Yea, ah hate it too........Raise your hand if ya still like mlp!!! *raises hand*
Friend: *raises hand*
Friend: *raises hand*
Friend: *raises hand*

(Then, a boy from mah class that is still mah friend came to the table)
Boy: Woah. Are Ты guys talking about mlp?
Me: Eeyup.
Boy: Jade, Ты are the toughest girl I know in school, and I cant believe Ты like mlp! That Показать was created for kids, not for teens.
Me: *stands up* The f*** did ya say?!
Boy: *laughs* I сказал(-а) that mlp S-U-C-K-S.
Me: *grabs him by the shirt* Ya'll better take that back!
Boy: *shrugs* Its true. I think your the only one in the entire universe that is a teen, and watches mlp. Ты even draw ponies!
Me: *eye twitches* Listen here Sugarcube, one еще word of 'Mlp sucks', Mah fist will end up in your face!
Boy: If Ты do that, you'll be suspended from school.
Friend: *whispers* C'mon Jade, перфоратор, удар, пунш the crap outta him
(Ah usually scream alot when im mad)
Me: *grabs chair* (looks around) There aint no teacher. *smirks*
Boy: Catch me if Ты can! (runs to the cafeteria)
Me: *follows him with chair* Come back here and fight like a man!!!

So, after that, the teacher came and caught me chasing the boy. She gave me two weeks of detention. *Shrugs* It was totally worth beating the crap outta him.

Thanks for reading,
~Applejackrocks