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By the time me & радуга Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.

Sean: Oh jeez.
радуга Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!

Eight hours earlier

King Sombra: I only need a few еще things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
радуга Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control

Eight hours later

радуга Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because Ты don't think!
радуга Dash: drive!
Sean: *drives away*
Shadow: *drives after*
Nazis: We spotted them sir!
KS: Excellent. We kill them, and Equestria is ours.
Robotnik: He tried to kill Ты by time traveling into where Ты were builing your time machine.
KS: And Ты saved me.
Robotnik: Ja.
KS: Nice work doctor.

Back to the car chase

Shadow: *shoots ракета flipping my car over*
Sean: *opens roof*
Shadow: *shoots another missile*
Sean: *activates ejector seat* Back on my wheels.
радуга Dash: He's passing us
Sean: *shoots Shadow's car*
Shadow: *launches grenades*
Sean: *shoots grenades*
Blaze: Get the death egg down for him.
Shadow: He almost killed me, hurry up!
радуга Dash: *flies out*
Sean: Where the fuck are Ты going?
радуга Dash: *blows Shadow's car up*
Sean: *drives onto death egg*
радуга Dash: Glad Ты made it.
Sean: Same to you. What now?
радуга Dash: We have to kill everyone here, and unfreeze Equestria.
Sean: Sounds good.
Catie: I see огонь over there.
Discord: That looks like Shadow's car
Gilda: They must be on here then. Look everywhere.

This was it. Just me, and радуга Dash against-

1 Discord
1 Robotnik
1 Gilda
1 Catie
1 Brian Goldner
1 Blaze
1 King Sombra
597 Nazis
600 Communists

Total enemies 1,204 Good luck!
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* Ты sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are Ты talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the вверх of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking вперед to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do Ты want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: Ты have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, by having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help Ты with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican пони 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican пони 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, Ты have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed by the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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Jeff was soon sitting Далее to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying Ты were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the день February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did Ты think of Gordon's actions when he told Ты to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: Ты can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if Ты will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset by what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When Ты say surprised, do Ты mean like an angry kind of surprised, или just surprised?
Jeff:...
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