King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*
November 23, 2012
Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do Ты want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you. Follow me.
Robotnik: A time machine?
King Sombra: Yes. Now we go вперед for a month.
December 23, 2012
Discord: Robotnik! You're alive!
Robotnik: What?
King Sombra: Ты died from a пони named Scootaloo after bombing a замок here.
Blaze: It was a filly to.
Nazis: *laugh*
Robotnik: HALT DIE KLAPPE!
Nazis: *stop laughing*
Robotnik: What's next?
Discord: Yeah Sombra, what do Ты have planned?
King Sombra: Only three еще people to get.
January 5, 2021
Catie: Attention Equestria! Ты are now under Communist power!
King Sombra: You. Over here.
Catie: What the fuck do Ты want?
King Sombra: Ты speak russian right?
Catie: Da, I am russian.
King Sombra: idealʹnyy *perfect*
Catie: Chto vy khotite? *what do Ты want?*
KS: Mne nuzhna vasha pomoshchʹ, chtoby unichtozhitʹ Equestria *I need your help to destroy Equestria*
Catie: A kto ostalʹnyye? *And who are the others*
KS: nemtsy *germans*
Robotnik: What is taking so long?
Catie: YA ne znayu, yesli eto budet rabotatʹ *I don't know if this will work.*
KS: Vy khotite, Shonezha mertv ili net? *You want Sean the hedgehog dead или not?*
Catie: YA delayu, no *I do, but*
KS: Yesli nemtsy datʹ vam problemy , ya budu zabotitʹsya o nikh sam. *If the germans give Ты problems, I'll take care of them myself*
Catie: Lyubyye drugiye lyudi, kotorykh ya dolzhen znatʹ? *Any other people I should know about?*
KS: My dolzhny grifony, i prezident Hasbro *We'll have griffons, and the president of Hasbro*
Catie: V samom dele? *Really?*
Robotnik: Sombra lets go!
KS: We'll be right there.
June 9, 2023
Gilda: *flying to Canterlot*
KS: Эй, Ты
Gilda: Oh god. What?
KS: Are Ты trying to kill a-
Gilda: Pony! I have to go to canterlot, and destroy it ok?
KS: I can help you.
Robotnik: There is a grey hedgehog helping them, and we have to kill him.
Gilda: Is that the hedgehog?
Catie: Yeah I'm the one Ты want to kill!
KS: It's a different hedgehog. He has red white, and blue stripes on his chest.
Gilda: Oh yeah I remember. What do Ты have planned?
KS: We have еще people to get.
Gilda: Then lets get them.
KS: Ok *activates time machine*
May 20, 2014
Brian Goldner: Lauren. We need to talk.
Lauren Faust: What is it?
Brian Goldner: People are mad that we ended with season 4.
Lauren Faust: Then Ты shouldn't have tried to fuck up my show!
KS: Attention Ты two.
Lauren Faust: King Sombra?
KS: Yes. It's me. I heard you're having problems with ponies
Brian Goldner: Your one.
KS: That doesn't mean I can't help. A hedgehog is helping them, and he has saved them from these guys.
Robotnik: Guten tag
Discord: Sup?
Catie: Hi
Gilda: What he сказал(-а) *points at Discord*
KS: Would Ты like to Присоединиться us?
Lauren Faust: Why should-
Brian Goldner: We would Любовь to.
Lauren Faust: What?!
Robotnik: She doesn't seem impressed with the idea.
Discord: Well in that case we should kill her.
Brian Goldner: What, no interrogation?
Lauren: I would like that instead of being killed for no reason.
KS: Then we hold her prisoner.
Catie: Where?
Robotnik: I've got to come up with everything. *activates death egg*
Discord: What the friggin fuck is that?
Robotnik: Our flying fortress of death. And luxury.
Catie: I've seen this before. There's a chance it might get destroyed.
Robotnik: It won't, trust me. Plus we can fit our entire army on it.
KS: Sounds good lets go.
Daniel: Эй, I've got an idea, what the hell is going on here?
Nazi captain: *kills Daniel Ingram*
Lauren: Why did Ты do that?!
Nazi captain: He intruded on us. Now into the death egg.
Everyone got into the death egg, and King Sombra time traveled once again.
Equestria March 13, 2025
радуга Dash: So tell me how Ты survived that explosion.
Sean: I jumped out of the train, and shot the bomb.
радуга Dash: Awesome :D
Sean: Yeah it was. I had to wait for an час just to have Twilight get me here.
радуга Dash: At least it was worth it.
Sean: Yeah considering that I am now dating the fastest flyer in all of Equestria.
радуга Dash: Now I just have to beat Ты at being the fastest runner.
Sean: Why? Ты can fly much faster then 430 miles an hour.
Snips: Oh look out!
Snails: Discord is back with King Sombra, and griffons, and other people that wanna kill us.
Sean: What's with them?
радуга Dash: They freak out about everything.
Discord: Because it's serious!
Sean: What the hell?! I killed you!
радуга Dash: Let's get out of here!
Communists: *fire at Sean*
Catie: Kill Sean then get радуга Dash!
Robotnik: Kill радуга Dash first! She's faster!
Sean: *flips off Robotnik*
KS: AFTER THEM!!
Me, and радуга Dash avoided King Sombra. Now we just had to make a visit to a friend.
радуга Dash: Where's your car?
Sean: Still being worked on after the explosion. Tails should have another one set up for me. Chaos Control!
Mobius March 13, 2025
Tails: Hi guys
радуга Dash: Hi Tails
Sean: Is my car ready?
Tails: Almost. I have another one set up for Ты though. 2001 Chevrolet Corvette. Has adaptive camoflauge, machine guns, super traction control, and lots of other cool gadgets.
Sean: I'll bet.
радуга Dash: Swag
Tails: Enjoy *walks away*
Sean: This will be good.
Back at Equestria
Robotnik: You're still working on that thing?
Shadow: This Skyline is 23 years old, and needs a lot of maintenance.
Robotnik: Not really. Just install high tech shit, and Ты won't have to worry about it.
Shadow: What's it look like I'm doing asshole?
Blaze: Why a nissan?
Shadow: It's a skyline GTR. Why not?
Robotnik: Captain?
Captain Frites: Ja fuhrer?
Robotnik: I think it's time we get the freeze луч, рэй set up.
Captain Frites: Bejahand *Affirmative*
Blaze: So it's a GTR, why have it?
Robotnik: Why don't Ты go check on our prisoner?
Blaze: Fine
Lauren: Why am I here?
Brian: Because Ты won't Присоединиться King Sombra's army.
Blaze: How are Ты enjoying things?
Lauren: They're fine, but Brian keeps pestering me.
Blaze & Brian: Too bad.
Lauren: Brian why would Ты Присоединиться these guys?
Brian: I just thought that if we destroyed Equestria, there will be no еще My Little Pony. We don't have to worry about it anymore!
Blaze: Maybe we should kill her.
Lauren: NO!
Brian: *Kills Lauren Faust*
Colonel Pempkov: What are Ты imbecules doing?
Brian: I killed the prisoner.
Colonel Pempkov: What?
Catie: What did Ты do?
Blaze: It was the right thing to do.
Just then the ice lazer was activated, and froze all of Equestria. Me & радуга Dash are the only ones that can save the day. Can we?
By the time me & радуга Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.
Sean: Oh jeez.
радуга Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!
Eight hours earlier
King Sombra: I only need a few еще things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
радуга Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control
Eight hours later
радуга Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because Ты don't think!
радуга Dash: drive!
Sean: *drives away*
Shadow: *drives after*
Nazis: We spotted them sir!
KS: Excellent. We kill them, and Equestria is ours.
Robotnik: He tried to kill Ты by time traveling into where Ты were builing your time machine.
KS: And Ты saved me.
Robotnik: Ja.
KS: Nice work doctor.
Back to the car chase
Shadow: *shoots ракета flipping my car over*
Sean: *opens roof*
Shadow: *shoots another missile*
Sean: *activates ejector seat* Back on my wheels.
радуга Dash: He's passing us
Sean: *shoots Shadow's car*
Shadow: *launches grenades*
Sean: *shoots grenades*
Blaze: Get the death egg down for him.
Shadow: He almost killed me, hurry up!
радуга Dash: *flies out*
Sean: Where the fuck are Ты going?
радуга Dash: *blows Shadow's car up*
Sean: *drives onto death egg*
радуга Dash: Glad Ты made it.
Sean: Same to you. What now?
радуга Dash: We have to kill everyone here, and unfreeze Equestria.
Sean: Sounds good.
Catie: I see огонь over there.
Discord: That looks like Shadow's car
Gilda: They must be on here then. Look everywhere.
This was it. Just me, and радуга Dash against-
1 Discord
1 Robotnik
1 Gilda
1 Catie
1 Brian Goldner
1 Blaze
1 King Sombra
597 Nazis
600 Communists
Total enemies 1,204 Good luck!
As me & радуга Dash got out of the hangar 3 Nazis spotted us.
Nazi 1: Halt!
Sean: *shoots all Nazis*
Communist 234: Where did that come from?
радуга Dash: Ты should've used a silencer.
Sean: The sooner they get toward us, the sooner they die.
Robotnik: Gilda, Blaze get out there!
Gilda: Were on it!
Communist 234: I found them
Sean: *kills communist*
Gilda: Excellent job. Ты only killed four of us. Now it's time Ты both die.
Sean: Blaze is mine.
радуга Dash: I got Gilda.
Blaze: *sets hands on fire* Still working with pussies?
Sean: When did I start working with you?
Gilda: I've been waiting a long time for this.
радуга Dash: Me to *hits Gilda*
Gilda: Ты call that a punch? *hits Dash's eye*
радуга Dash: I'm going easy on you. *kicks Gilda*
Blaze: *throws огонь toward me*
Sean: Your aim sucks!
Blaze: But not my punches *misses*
Sean: I'm over here biyatch!
Blaze: *keeps missing*
Sean: *breaks Blaze's neck*
радуга Dash: Sean I need your help!
Gilda: No Ты don't! *flies away with Dash*
Then 10 Nazis ran toward me. I killed them all, and ran after Gilda.
радуга Dash: *tries to break free from grip*
Gilda: Quit moving bitch.
радуга Dash: *kicks Gilda & lands on floor*
Sean: *shooting at Gilda*
Gilda: Ты have to do better then that if Ты want to kill me!
Sean: Ok *grabs floor*
Brian Goldner: What the damn?!
Sean: *throws floor at Gilda killing her* are Ты ok Dash?
радуга Dash: I think so *falls on floor*
Sean: We gotta find something to fix Ты up.
Brian Goldner: или Ты can surrender.
Sean: You're all the way down there. Ты can't get us.
Brian Goldner: Maybe not, but I can call for people that can.
Sean: *Kills Brian Goldner*
радуга Dash: Where are we going next?
Sean: We need help. We have to unfreeze Equestria. Maybe there is a way to undo it on the луч, рэй they used.
And so, we went toward the ray. радуга Dash was beat up bad as Ты can see in the picture below, and we needed help.
Kills
Nazis 13
Communists 1
Blaze 1
Gilda 1
Brian Goldner 1
Result: 17 people killed
Enemies left: 1,187
Continuing on, радуга Dash & I got to the ice ray, and unfroze Equestria. We украл, палантин the time machine, and killed 20 communists while escaping the death egg.
Pinkie Pie: Thanks for saving us. It was not fun being frozen.
Sean: I'll bet.
Fluttershy: I hope радуга Dash is ok.
Sean: Twilight's just going to use her magic to heal her, and then we go back to destroying our enemies.
Fluttershy: What are they doing now?
Now they had a huge battletank with several other vehicles. Snips, and Snails were about to attempt an idiotic plan on stealing a truck.
Snips: There's a good one.
Snails: Let's bring it to the hedgehog that's dating радуга Dash.
Snips: Ten 4!
Lt. Schwarzwald: I eto , kak ya vyuchil russkiy yazyk . *And that's how I learned russian*
Cpl. Myass: No, vashenatsistov. *But your a nazi*
Lt. Schwarzwald: Nu i chto? *So* HEY!!
Snips: So long dumby! *drives away*
Cpl. Myass: One of our trucks has been stolen!
Robotnik: Then take it back!
Cpl. Myass: Ok
Snips & Snails drove the truck to Sweet яблоко Acres where me & the mane 6, along with other ponies were planning our Далее attack.
Applejack: Enemy truck!
Sean: Wait a minute, it's Snips & Snails!
Twilight: What the fuck?
Snails: Do not panic everyone.
Snips: We украл, палантин an Opel Blitz!
Ponies: What?
Sean: That's the name of the truck they stole.
Snips: Now they have no idea where it is.
KS: There it is!
Robotnik: Kill all those ponies.
Sean: Ты can kill Diamond Tiara, but no one else!
Diamond Tiara: Excuse me?!
Robotnik: *kills Diamond Tiara*
King Sombra: Ты also украл, палантин my time machine!
Sean: If Ты want it back Ты have to kill all of us.
King Sombra: So be it!
Catie: Attack!
Every Nazi & Communist started firing at us. I chased Robotnik while he was driving the tank.
Robotnik: Get the hedgehog!
Sgt. Streuseln: OK *drives toward me*
Cpt. Wolfgang: We got the truck
Sgt. Streuseln: LOOK OUT!!
Cpt. Wolfgang: *drives into tank*
Ponies: *laugh*
Robotnik: Holen Sie sich das Lkw-off unser Tank *Get the truck off our tank*
Sgt. Streuseln: *Shoots truck*
Sean: *climbs onto tank*
Nazi private: He's on the tank!
Sean: *shoots nazi private*
Robotnik: Get off! *hits me*
As I fight Robotnik on the tank Snips & Snails try to steal another truck
Snails: There is another Blitz!
Snips: Lets get it!
Twilight Sparkle: Get back here Ты idiots!
Snips: We were going to steal an enemy truck.
Twilight: Ты could get killed out there.
Snails: Nu uh, we украл, палантин a truck earlier without getting killed.
Pinkie Pie: I'm stealing the truck!
Snips: Oh jeez, mares can't drive a truck!
Pinkie Pie: Watch me *drives truck*
Snips & Snails were surprised, even though they shouldn't be. Pinkie is a great driver. Meanwhile back on the tank
Robotnik: Shoot him!
Nazis: *shoot a lot, but keep missing*
Sean: *fighting Robotnik* Is that all Ты got?!
Robotnik: *holds me from tank*
Sean: This is great *hits rock*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Sgt. Streuseln*
Sgt. Streuseln: *turns toward cliff then dies*
The tank was heading toward a cliff, but neither me nor Robotnik knew what was happening, for we were too busy fighting.
радуга Dash: Look out!
Sean: I got him *pushes Robotnik into tank*
At that moment, I noticed I was screwed. I jump off the tank, but it was too late. Even for Robotnik.
Pinkie Pie: Oh god!
радуга Dash: Sean?!
Pinkie Pie: SEAN!!
There was no response except for the tank landing on its side.
Applejack: He's gone.
радуга Dash: I can't believe it. We just started dating.
Pinkie Pie: *hugs радуга Dash*
Sean: *climbs up mountain* What did I miss?
Ponies: He's alive! *cheers*
радуга Dash: *kisses me*
Sean: It's going to take еще then a tank to kill me.
радуга Dash: Well in that case lets get the communists.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah come on.
All the Nazis that didn't die retreated to Ponyville where King Sombra was waiting.
King Sombra: Thats it! We get that time machine или we're screwed!
Catie: We cannot afford to lose!
Discord: And we wont. I have a plan.
What is Discord's plan? How will it turn out?
To be continued.
Kills
Communists 20
Nazis 2
Robotnik 1
Total 23
Enemies left 1,164
We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.
Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are Ты sure about this?
Discord: I have a винтовка of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope Ты know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: Ты got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!
Communists were sent to kill us, but all they did was kidnap us, and destroy the time machine.
Discord: I told Ты to kill them!
Cpl. Myass: I thought Ты сказал(-а) kidnap them.
Catie: Ты should have let me give them the order! They don't care about your lousy english.
Discord: Why are Ты speaking it then?
Sean: Hello? Prisoner here!
KS: He broke out!
Sean: I was never your prisoner to begin with. Cya!
KS: He's probably going to free the others.
Discord: Not if I have something to say about it! *runs off*
Sean: *Frees радуга Dash & Pinkie Pie*
радуга Dash: Thanks. Now lets get outta here.
Sean: Right. We have to kill Discord, Catie, and King Sombra first. Then I can use chaos control to time travel 12 hours ago.
Pinkie Pie: Where did Ты establish that?
Sean: It's before the time machine is created.
Discord: *grabs sword* Hello fuckface!
Sean: Oh great Ты have that. ME TO! * grabs sword*
Pinkie Pie: We need help!
радуга Dash: I wouldn't say that just yet Pinkie Pie.
Sean: *hits Discord's stomach*
Discord: *swings sword like mad*
Sean: blocks attacks*
KS: огонь at him!
Communists: *shoot toward me*
Pinkie Pie: OMC!
Sean: Pinkie! *throws sword*
Pinkie Pie: *catches sword* En Guarde! *Acts random*
Sean: *grabs gun from soldier* Hope Ты don't mind, just borrowing this.
Communist Soldier: Not a problem. Wait, what?!
Sean: *kills soldiers, and King Sombra*
Pinkie Pie: *fighting Discord*
Discord: *throws Pinkie Pie out window*
Catie: What?!
Sean: Stop!
Catie: Chaos Control!
Sean: *grabs Catie*
Catie: *runs toward Sugarcube* Discord, I'm in Ponyville, and need back up!
Discord: Ten 4
Sean: *grabs Catie* Wrong move. I'm going to kill all those soldiers Ты just called for. Your best chance of surviving is if Ты call them off.
Catie: *grabs walkie talkie*
Sean: Call them off. CALL THEM OFF!!
Catie: Discord. *stares at me* Ты wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me.
Discord: Yes?
Catie: Double the-
Sean: *shoots Catie's head* I never miss.
With that out of the way, how about checking on Discord?
Pinkie Pie: Nice try Discord.
Discord: What?!
радуга Dash: No one throws my Друзья out of a window! *kicks Discord*
Discord: I did not want to have to do this. *tries to discord радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: That's not going to work *kills Discord.* Ok, lets blow this up.
Pinkie Pie: I thought we were time travelling!
радуга Dash: Change of plans. Get out now.
Pinkie Pie: *grabs parachute, and jumps*
радуга Dash: *plants bomb* I'll set it to blow up in 10 секунды flat.
10 flat секунды later. The death egg blew up.
Sean: What the hell?
радуга Dash: Oh yeah! That was awesome!
Sean: Yeah, but that car was in there.
радуга Dash: Oh. I forgot.
Sean: Yeah, I did to.
радуга Dash: I'll make it up to you.
Dash made it up to me by making out with me, then we went to a Green сено, сена concert. Shredder just joined as the lead guitarist, and singer.
радуга Dash: This is the best band ever.
Sean: No kidding.
Green Hay: *playing instruments*
Shredder: Shut your mouth 'cause Ты talk too much and I don't give a damn anyway
Ты always seem to be steppin in shit and all Ты do is complain
Hitch a ride tell 'em all Ты like. Small minds tend to think a like
Shut your mouth cause your talking too much and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
радуга Dash: What'd I say?
Sean: That Green сено, сена is the best band ever!
Shredder: Gotta let it go, gotta let it go X2
crowd: *cheers*
Shredder: Cut the crap 'cause your screaming in my ear, and you're taking up all of the Космос
You're really testing my patience again, and I'd rather get punched in the face
You're getting on my every last nerve
Everything you've сказал(-а) I already heard
Shut your mouth 'cause you're talking too much, and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
Gotta let it go, gotta let it go X2 *plays solo*
Sean: I gotta admit, he's better then I am at guitar.
радуга Dash: When did Ты play guitar?
Sean: Since I was 12.
Shredder: Always fuck fuckin' with my head now X3
Always fucking with my head and I gotta let it go
Let yourself go, let yourself go
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself goX4
Band: *finishes song*
Crowd: Yeah! *cheers*
Sean: I'll be right back. *leaves*
I decided to go on the stage, and play some guitar, impressing радуга Dash.
Sean: Fillys, and gentlecolts. You're such a wonderful audience. Now I would like to play a song for you.
Crowd: *cheers*
радуга Dash: What?
Sean: This song is one of my personal favorites, called Hound Dog. *Plays guitar*
Ты ain't nothing but a hound dog. Just crying all the time X2
Well Ты ain't never caught a rabbit, and Ты ain't no friend of mine.
Well they сказал(-а) Ты was highclass, but that was just a lie X2
Well Ты ain't never caught a rabbit, and Ты ain't no friend of mine.
Ты ain't nothing but a hound dog. Just crying all the time X2
Well Ты ain't never caught a rabbit, and Ты ain't no friend of mine. *plays solo*
Crowd: *cheers*
Shredder: He is good
Sean: Well they сказал(-а) Ты was highclass, but that was just a lie X2
Well Ты ain't never caught a rabbit, and Ты ain't no friend of mine. *plays another solo*
Well they сказал(-а) Ты was highclass, but that was just a lie X2
Well Ты ain't never caught a rabbit, and Ты ain't no friend of mine.
Ты ain't nothing but a hound dog. Just crying all the time X2
Well Ты ain't never caught a rabbit, and Ты ain't no friend of mine. *ends song*
Crowd: *Cheers*
радуга Dash: That was so awesome!
Sean: Thanks. Now attention everyone. I wanna say it's been great being here. For 12 and a half years Ты ponies have дана me a lot of formidable things to remember. Although much of it was fighting wars, it was still fun.
Crowd: *cheers*
Sean: But I have some sad news. I can't stay here anymore. People in Mobius need my help. We have made plans to expand on our world, and I have to go help.
радуга Dash: Ты can't leave without a kiss.
Sean: We had sex earlier, but ok *kisses радуга Dash* Now I have to go. Chaos Control!
Shredder: What expansions do Ты think he's working on?
Colin: Maybe land developement?
Everyone couldn't stop thinking about what I was up to back at Mobius. Was it serious? Maybe.
45 минуты after I left Equestria, they invented the TV, and had lots of them on sale for 3 bits.
News anchor: This is PBS news, I'm Wilson Wilson with breaking news. A giant meteor appears to be heading toward our planet right now.
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Twilight: That looks big.
WW: It appears that a grey hedgehog is slowing down the meteor, which is actually a planet. He's making it arrive on our planet slowly.
Just then the ground shook, as I ran toward радуга Dash.
радуга Dash: Sean? Thank goodness your here. A met-
Sean: Meteor? That happens to be a planet called Mobius.
Fluttershy: What?!
Sean: I didn't wanna be too far away from you, so I brought my planet Далее to yours.
радуга Dash: Are Ты sure this will work?
Sean: It already is.
WW: Seems like Equestria is now linked to another planet. This is really cool.
Although I never went into Equestria again, I still talked to радуга Dash. Due to her planet being Далее to mine. How's that for insanity? We've been together for a long time, and nothing bad has happened between us. I think this will go good for a extremely long time.
The End
My newer corvette
Shadow's car
Rainbow dash after her fight with Gilda
The truck Snips & Snails steal
Robotnik's tank
Shredder
Colin
Ian
