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posted by applejackrocks1

It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are Ты doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money to buy bacon
AB: *sigh* Fine...

After the яблоко Family ate, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса walked outside the сарай and started to buck apples. She started to sneeze as she wiped the sweat off her forehead.

Applejack: *coughs* Oh crud...I think I'm getting sick...
Big Mac: *walks Далее to AJ* Sis, Ты feeling Okay?
Applejack: Yes, of course, why wouldn't I be okay?
Big Mac: *nods* (Walks off)
Applejack: *sneezes* Ugh.....

It suddenly started to rain...Granny Smith yelled out from the сарай "Sugarcube! I think it's better to be inside the house!"...

Applejack: It's okay Granny Smith! Am perfectly fine.
GS: Ya'll sure?
Applejack: Eeyup. *buck a tree, causing 8 apples to fall*
GS: If y'all say so. *goes back to bed*
Applejack: Oh no...I forgot...I gotta go buy a new broom...

яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса stretched her hooves and sneezed again. It started to rain hail. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса layed a scarf on her neck. She started to walk slowly, being pulled back by the wind. After 20 минуты of walking she finally reached ponyville. There was nopony in sight...

Applejack: Great Just great. *looks around* Maybe Zecora could lend me her broom......It'll be easy...*sneezes*

Applejack's nose turned red. She shivered as she walked through the Everfree forest...She looked around....She coughed over and over..As she looked to her right side she saw a timber волк staring at her. "Oh no..." She thought. Before Ты could say "Sugarcube corner", the timber волк was already chasing AJ. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса galloped around the forest, without knowing where was she going. She got dizzy. Everything in sight turned black. She blacked out.

To be continued...

tailsfan111 and NocturnalMirage like this

NocturnalMirage Oh, cool, I look forward to find out what happened to AJ! :)

Seanthehedgehog Awesome!

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Awesome пони pics

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Болталка ponies

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Don't Eat Капкейки On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the улица, уличный from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell Ты something.
Jeff: Ты look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if Ты don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill Ты two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...

[SFM Ponies]: Season 5 Hype Train [Explicit]

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Twilight is fucking scary in this video! Her head should not be on a train!!

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Дружба — это чудо

On The Block Episode 15 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, Ты finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Рождество List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got еще important news.
Tom: Yes. In the Назад episode, we forgot...

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I once made so reviews.. Felt I'd share them.. Apologizes if I reviewed these stories BEFORE

posted by Canada24

CUPCAKES:
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were еще writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest Крипипаста ever.
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings..
Not only that, but the fact that Капкейки has some of the greastest Фан Видео and Фан sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...

Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know Ты spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...

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MLP Pain's Prejudice: Chapter 2

posted by DragonAura15

"If there's anything Ты want to talk about... "

"If there's anything you want to talk about... "

"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small трещина, сплит in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...

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Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to Присоединиться your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. Ты see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, или else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's еще like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good день to Ты ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't Ты a little too...