A Любовь Story: Part 1 - Дружба — это чудо - Fanpop

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posted by applejackrocks1

It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are Ты doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money to buy bacon
AB: *sigh* Fine...

After the яблоко Family ate, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса walked outside the сарай and started to buck apples. She started to sneeze as she wiped the sweat off her forehead.

Applejack: *coughs* Oh crud...I think I'm getting sick...
Big Mac: *walks Далее to AJ* Sis, Ты feeling Okay?
Applejack: Yes, of course, why wouldn't I be okay?
Big Mac: *nods* (Walks off)
Applejack: *sneezes* Ugh.....

It suddenly started to rain...Granny Smith yelled out from the сарай "Sugarcube! I think it's better to be inside the house!"...

Applejack: It's okay Granny Smith! Am perfectly fine.
GS: Ya'll sure?
Applejack: Eeyup. *buck a tree, causing 8 apples to fall*
GS: If y'all say so. *goes back to bed*
Applejack: Oh no...I forgot...I gotta go buy a new broom...

яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса stretched her hooves and sneezed again. It started to rain hail. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса layed a scarf on her neck. She started to walk slowly, being pulled back by the wind. After 20 минуты of walking she finally reached ponyville. There was nopony in sight...

Applejack: Great Just great. *looks around* Maybe Zecora could lend me her broom......It'll be easy...*sneezes*

Applejack's nose turned red. She shivered as she walked through the Everfree forest...She looked around....She coughed over and over..As she looked to her right side she saw a timber волк staring at her. "Oh no..." She thought. Before Ты could say "Sugarcube corner", the timber волк was already chasing AJ. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса galloped around the forest, without knowing where was she going. She got dizzy. Everything in sight turned black. She blacked out.

To be continued...

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NocturnalMirage Oh, cool, I look forward to find out what happened to AJ! :)

Seanthehedgehog Awesome!

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One день at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking by the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...

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Willy Wonka with Ponies: TBC, Because I'm Lazy

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia Шоколад Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta Показать this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Wayne

We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake берег Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have Ты worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria. Have Ты ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, Ты are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, или evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, или send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered by steam....

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful день in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering еще ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: Ты really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot Ты in the arm! Why aren't Ты bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...

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Saten Twist Adventures 6... PART 3

posted by Canada24

Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.

SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who Ты calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot by a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Saten Twist Adventures 6.. (more или less a spoof towards, Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils).

posted by Canada24

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having Ты help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for Ты to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' пони of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot Далее week! Which means she must have these outfits by день after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... Ты Остаться в живых me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..

Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....

Болталка Ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: derpibooru

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Saten Twist Adventures..

posted by Canada24

Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...

9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red пони falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H Эй, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are Ты drunk или something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Ты really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...

Болталка Ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: EQD

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радуга Dash And The Chinese Dragon

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her by thinking she was a ghost. радуга Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are Ты dreaming about the time Ты thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope Ты don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure Ты don't get...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 52 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see Ты again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did Ты start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...

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Wat: Episode 2: part 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a облако of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real Друзья don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.

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Awesome пони pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 49 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and еще time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...

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The секунда Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a пони dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help Ты with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do Ты mean by that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did Ты ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did Ты ever realize that the reason they laugh at Ты is because of what Ты do?
Clown: What are Ты talking about?
Bob: They way Ты dress, what Ты do for a living, and some of the things that...

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The секунда Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: Ты got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned by two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than Ты my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of Ты to say Burt.
Bob: So what do Ты plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely Переместить back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...

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The секунда Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. Ты should have had Jerry Показать up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to ужин tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al....

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Luaghter Song Lyrics (Giggle at the Ghostly)

posted by karinabrony

Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my подушка
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie сказал(-а) that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, Ты gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt Ты
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...

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винная бутыль, magnum, магнум Force Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Frank Pollanchio

A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.

Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: Ты want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best пони we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something Ты got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well Ты can't just stop him, and arrest him. Ты got to be creative. There's a reason...