It's a mad mad mad mad world part 16 - Дружба — это чудо - Fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Culpepper was hiding a floor above the group that wanted to take the money from him.

Spike: Where is he?
Shining Armor: He has to be around here somewhere.
Culpepper: *drops suitcase*
Sean: Upstairs!! *runs*
Culpepper: *goes up a floor*
others: *follow*

Culpepper kept running up the stairs. After going up 6 floors, Sam tried to grab him, but Остаться в живых his grip, and fell on the others.

Sean: Congrats! Ты let him get ahead!
Culpepper: *goes onto roof* Oh dear
others: There he is!!
Culpepper: *climbs down*
mayor: Due to idiots that like history, we can't smash this building.
ponies: Look up there!
mayor: HEY!! What are Ты doing up there?!?
Mirage: *grabs Culpepper*
Sean: Give us the money!
Culpepper: NO!
cab drivers: GIve us the money! We have a lousy job!
Culpepper: That's your problem!!
Shining Armor: I'll grab the suitcase!! *opens it*
oops
ponies: Эй, look, money! *grab it*
Sean: CULPEPPER!!!!
Culpepper: Yes?
ponies: *grab money*
Twilight: Man that's MY MONEY!! *hits other pony*
Culpepper: If Ты didn't chase me we wouldn't be in this!

The stairs we were soon on collapsed, and we were holding on to a dangling part of metal, 900 feet above the ground.

All: HELP!!!
радуга Dash: Oh no
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Pinkie PIE: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!
firefighters: *arrive in firetruck* Raise the ladder!
firefighter 1: *goes up*
Spike: Finally!!
firefighter 1: Now be careful. Only one at a time
all: Yeah yeah whatever *get on at once*

The ladder then started to lose control, and moved on all over the place

city band: *play funny music*
Sam: AHH *flies off*

He ended up in someone's apartment, and landed in a bed. Two peices of glass were in his back.

Shining Armor: *falls in river*
firefighters: This is intense! WE CAN'T CONTROL IT!!
cab driver 2: *falls off*

This cabby landed on a statue of some scary пони made out of concrete, and rubber.

The other cab driver landed on a taxi cab. How ironic.

Mirage: I WON"T LET GO *falls on tree*
Sean: Chaos control *teleports in midair* Oh boy *falls on ground*
Spike: *falls toward building* RARITY!!
Culpepper: *flies into pet store*

All of the stallions ended up in the hospital after the events of losing money.

Sean: Well, I hope you're happy with yourself.
Sam: We had $475,000 in our hands. Ты just let it go.
Mirage: How do Ты feel?
Culpepper: I feel depressed. If it makes any of you feel better, here's how my life is going so far. My wife is divorcing me, I'm going to jail, and because of what I've done, Ты all get off scot free.
Shining Armor: I wish there was some way to make us smile.
Sean: Yeah *eating banana*

When I finished my банан I threw the peel on the floor, then came Twilight with the rest of the mares.

Twilight: Man listen here Ты basterds! Thanks to you, we- *slips on банан peel*
nurses: *try to help*
Twilight: MAN LET ME GO!! I DON'T NEED HELP!!!
all: *laugh*

To here the theme song to this fanfic go to.... link

Cars made fun of

Buick - Flim
Cadillac - Coltillac
Chevrolet - Chevronet
Dodge itself
Ford - Flam
Mercedez Benz - Marecedez
Mercury - Marecury
Plymouth - Hoofington
Pontiac - Canterlot
Volkswagen - Vriendscoupe
Willys - Fillys

Special thanks to

Nocturnal Mirage for allowing me to use his OC
Alinah09, and Applejackrocks1 for their kind comments.

The End

A Seanthehedgehog fanfic

tailsfan111 and NocturnalMirage like this

NocturnalMirage oh, I did not realize there was another part when I made my comments on the previous one! Anyways, it was an awesome story and you made me laugh so hard on Pinkie's NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN segment! I truly enjoyed every part of it! Wait... let me look into my crystal globe... yes... I see it clearly now... some props coming to your way... :)

alinah_09 You did an Awesome job! Hope you make more of these! XD

Seanthehedgehog Thanks you two.

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MLP Mafia's Are Dangerous episode 2 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So Ты from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on Ты guys.
Sean: I'll meet Ты there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: Ты always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What Ты might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would Ты like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell Ты what. Ты make this лодка go faster, and I'll pay Ты for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...

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my future as Фан fic writer огонь dash:

posted by jordy-dash2

hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no огонь dash: series D; im сердце broken as im Письмо this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if Ты ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll

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Sweet Apple-Dash Acres ch. 2 prt 2 Farm troubles

posted by Dragon4322

"Are you bucking joking?!"

радуга Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet яблоко Acres. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ сказал(-а) to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus сказал(-а) excitedly. It didn't take long before радуга Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer пони asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if Ты can holler, then get back to it" яблоко сказал(-а) to her. ," are Ты bucking joking?!" RD сказал(-а) as if surprised. "Yep, Ты сказал(-а) Ты wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard Ты worked every day" яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought Ты wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to Показать due to her anger.

"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The three ponies went for a walk toward a горнолыжный спорт, лыжи resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed by here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: или not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello Ты two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: Ты need all the help Ты can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con's new Chevronet Corvette

Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a Список with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills Ты three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do Ты have for me?
S: Glad Ты asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A ракета shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 1 part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another пони has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy Ты two.
Diamond Tiara:...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. Ты just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. радуга Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke радуга Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The пони that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are Ты from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So Ты created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...

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The New Era... PART 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.

Rainbow Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
Rainbow Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
Rainbow Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.

The...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A part of Ponyville by 2031

By the год 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the год that a пони found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called Ты here.
Rainbow Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest...

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The Problem in Sweet яблоко Acres: Part 2

posted by soomin1208

30 минуты later, The Mane six were all sitting in a круг at Twilight's library. Pinkie Pie, who always had a smile on her face, was now with a frown, crying.

AJ: Am sorry guys...
Rarity: Darling, maybe there's a way to fix this!
AJ: Its too late Rarity. Now, the яблоко farm belongs to Flim and Flam
Pinkie: *sniff* Please dont leave us AJ!
AJ: *hugs Pinkie* Ah need to.
Twilight: What about the elements?
AJ: *shrugs* Ah dont know...If something bad happens, just give me a call, and Ah'll arrive in a train 72 hours later.
RD: Those sons of Mare!
Fluttershy: *tear rolls* We are really going to miss you....

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The Problem in Sweet яблоко Acres: Part 1

posted by soomin1208

It was a glorious день in Ponyville. Twilight was Чтение some books, радуга Dash was practicing some new stunts, Pinkie was Celebrating a Colt's Birthday, Fluttershy was feeding her animals, Rarity was designing a new dress, and Applejack.....well, she was sitting on the трава meanwhile tears rolled down her face. Her sister AB, sat Далее to AJ with a frown.

AB: *hugs AJ* Isnt there anything we can do sis?
AJ: *sigh* Am afraid not sis. *looks up* Its already too late...
AB: Even though the contract expired, we can still fix it!
AJ: Ah wish we could. *sniff*
AB: Should.....we tell the others?
AJ:...

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Secret of the Crystal Ponies Summary

posted by Coolblue123

Secret of the Crystal Ponies

Twilight Sparkle and Друзья wake up to a horrifying discovery. All of Equestria has turned into Murderous Crystal Ponies! They have to find a solution. They discover the horrible truth of how Crystal Ponies are made. Who should they trust? If they don't find a solution soon there might not be an Equestria left to save. But are they willing to do what it takes to find the solution?

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are Ты sure about this?
Discord: I have a винтовка of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope Ты know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: Ты got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

By the time me & радуга Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.

Sean: Oh jeez.
Rainbow Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!

Eight hours earlier

King Sombra: I only need a few еще things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
Rainbow Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control

Eight hours later

Rainbow Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because...

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Pinkie's Duel part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

D: Why is this happening?!

After evading the big rig once again Pinkie had to stop a railroad crossing, and watched as the train passed her.

Trucker: *pushes Pinkie Pie's car*
Pinkie Pie: What the? *looks behind her* Эй, STOP!!
Trucker: *doesn't stop*
Pinkie Pie: *puts car in reverse*

The big rig kept pushing Pinkie Pie's car closer to the crossing until the end of the train arrived. Pinkie then drove off the road letting the truck pass.

After nearly getting killed again Pinkie Pie decided to drive slow, and avoid the truck, but that didn't work out. She saw the truck in front of her, and decided to stop at a gas station....