At a пляж, пляжный alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking пиво in it.
Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets скорпион in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of Фильмы at 3 to bring Ты important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go
Four hours later, at P's house.
P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have Ты been?
??: Enjoying death.
P: *turns on lights*
??: 0007 reporting for duty.
P: Why didn't Ты call me after a week of suviving a shot, and fall?
Con: Ты don't care for me, why should I have called?
P: Because I do care for you.
Con: Then why did Ты do what Ты did? Take the shot now?
P: I didn't want that manifest being lost.
Con: I was doing my job! One еще punch, and he would be dead.
P: Whatever. We need Ты back.
Con: Do you?
P: Ja!! Now tomorrow, Ты have to take a test for reentering the CIE. Take it seriously.
Con: Whatever *drinking beer*
P: And stop Актёрское искусство like an alcoholic.
2morrow
Parcival: *driving to HQ*
Con: How is the rebuilding going?
Parcival: Not too bad. I just can't get over meeting you, the legendary 0007 for the first time.
Con: There's a first time for everything.
at the headquarters, Con had to take several tests in order to become an agent again for the CIE.
Here's how one of them went.
unicorn: I'm going to say some words. When I do, I want Ты to say whatever pops into your mind. Ready?
Con: Sure.
unicorn: Corn
Con: Whatever pops into your mind.
unicorn: Card
Con: game
unicorn: White
Con: Paint
unicorn: Black
Con: Ni***r
unicorn: Car
Con: Getaway
unicorn: Triple
Con: Oh seven
unicorn: Slycall
P: *watching*
Parcival: Why isn't he saying anything?
unicorn: Slycall
Con: Finished *Walks away*
2 B continued
Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets скорпион in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of Фильмы at 3 to bring Ты important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go
Four hours later, at P's house.
P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have Ты been?
??: Enjoying death.
P: *turns on lights*
??: 0007 reporting for duty.
P: Why didn't Ты call me after a week of suviving a shot, and fall?
Con: Ты don't care for me, why should I have called?
P: Because I do care for you.
Con: Then why did Ты do what Ты did? Take the shot now?
P: I didn't want that manifest being lost.
Con: I was doing my job! One еще punch, and he would be dead.
P: Whatever. We need Ты back.
Con: Do you?
P: Ja!! Now tomorrow, Ты have to take a test for reentering the CIE. Take it seriously.
Con: Whatever *drinking beer*
P: And stop Актёрское искусство like an alcoholic.
2morrow
Parcival: *driving to HQ*
Con: How is the rebuilding going?
Parcival: Not too bad. I just can't get over meeting you, the legendary 0007 for the first time.
Con: There's a first time for everything.
at the headquarters, Con had to take several tests in order to become an agent again for the CIE.
Here's how one of them went.
unicorn: I'm going to say some words. When I do, I want Ты to say whatever pops into your mind. Ready?
Con: Sure.
unicorn: Corn
Con: Whatever pops into your mind.
unicorn: Card
Con: game
unicorn: White
Con: Paint
unicorn: Black
Con: Ni***r
unicorn: Car
Con: Getaway
unicorn: Triple
Con: Oh seven
unicorn: Slycall
P: *watching*
Parcival: Why isn't he saying anything?
unicorn: Slycall
Con: Finished *Walks away*
2 B continued
Well, this is something i've been thinking of doing for a little bit now. With it being a год since FiM ended - and now that we're being forced to suffer through пони Life 'til the Далее пони movie hits theaters - i think it's about time for me to rank all the seasons of Friendship is Magic, from my Избранное to my least favorite. So, here it is:
1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)
And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would Ты guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the Комментарии down below! :)
1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)
And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would Ты guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the Комментарии down below! :)
#5: CANADIANS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICANS:
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.