This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and радуга Dash presents.
Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash Ты made it. yes"
Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was дана this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours. She fell from this cloud, and I couldn't find her. After falling to her death, I guess there was this other пони that brought her back to life. Now she's a unicorn again.
Anyway, we're all hanging out at Twilight's when Zecora comes knocking in the house.
Zecora: Are Ты guys having a party?
Twilight: No, and Ты can feel free to leave whenever Ты want!
Zecora: But I like your place. It has clean floors! AAAAAAAAAAAAH
радуга Dash: Here we go again!
Rarity: Seriously?
радуга Dash: I beat her once, I can do it again. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
The ground shook as we shouted at each other, then suddenly a huge bright light appeared in the middle of the room, and things seemed the same.
Twilight: What happened?
Zecora: I don't know. I was going to curse you, but she messed it up. Ты guys have really clean floors.
радуга Dash: Aww yeah. Nopony can defeat the almighty радуга Dash.
Pinkie Pie: If your curse didn't work what was with that huge light?
Zecora: No clue.
Then suddenly, another пони that looked almost like Twilight came walking down the stairs.
FIM Twilight: Man, what da fuq is dis?
Twilight: Do I really sound black in this world?
FIM Twilight: I don't know man. Ты try robbin a boat, and see what happens! Who are you?
радуга Dash: I'm радуга Dash, and these are my friends.
FIM: Twilight: радуга Dash don't talk like that!
радуга Dash: Well If I don't sound like радуга Dash who am I then? Oh My god!! Have I been impersonating someone this entire time?!?!
Fluttershy: Uhm. No?
радуга Dash: I'm scared! I don't wanna go to jail for impersonating somepony! *hugs Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Get your capitolist hooves off me! *pushes радуга Dash*
FIM Twilight: Man, this is crazy.
Spike: Well, they are idiots. Even this version of Twilight.
Twilight: Shut up.
FIM Twilight: Man, your Irish? I gotta get the rest of my friends. In the meantime, Ты make yoselves comfortable. *leaves*
Applejack: Why don't we go check out what this version of Equestria looks like.
Twilight: Not a bad idea, if Ты wanna get killed!
Rarity: I actually agree with яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса for once. Let's see what this version of Equestria looks like.
радуга Dash: She did say we should make ourselves comfortable. In the meantime we oughta check out what this world looks like.
Zecora: It seems the same so far.
Twilight: Great. You're here. Whatever, let's get this over with.
Rarity: I wonder what the stallions are like. I'm going to make out with all of them!
Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Pinkie is going to try, and bribe the Celestia in this world to give Pinkie nuclear weapons. Then, when she returns to her world, she will bomb Fluttershy's house! *laughs*
Fluttershy: I don't want my house bombed!
Twilight: Let's just get out of here!
And so we left. Twilight, and Spike left with each other, I went with Applejack, and the rest just stayed with each other.
2 B continued
Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash Ты made it. yes"
Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was дана this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours. She fell from this cloud, and I couldn't find her. After falling to her death, I guess there was this other пони that brought her back to life. Now she's a unicorn again.
Anyway, we're all hanging out at Twilight's when Zecora comes knocking in the house.
Zecora: Are Ты guys having a party?
Twilight: No, and Ты can feel free to leave whenever Ты want!
Zecora: But I like your place. It has clean floors! AAAAAAAAAAAAH
радуга Dash: Here we go again!
Rarity: Seriously?
радуга Dash: I beat her once, I can do it again. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
The ground shook as we shouted at each other, then suddenly a huge bright light appeared in the middle of the room, and things seemed the same.
Twilight: What happened?
Zecora: I don't know. I was going to curse you, but she messed it up. Ты guys have really clean floors.
радуга Dash: Aww yeah. Nopony can defeat the almighty радуга Dash.
Pinkie Pie: If your curse didn't work what was with that huge light?
Zecora: No clue.
Then suddenly, another пони that looked almost like Twilight came walking down the stairs.
FIM Twilight: Man, what da fuq is dis?
Twilight: Do I really sound black in this world?
FIM Twilight: I don't know man. Ты try robbin a boat, and see what happens! Who are you?
радуга Dash: I'm радуга Dash, and these are my friends.
FIM: Twilight: радуга Dash don't talk like that!
радуга Dash: Well If I don't sound like радуга Dash who am I then? Oh My god!! Have I been impersonating someone this entire time?!?!
Fluttershy: Uhm. No?
радуга Dash: I'm scared! I don't wanna go to jail for impersonating somepony! *hugs Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Get your capitolist hooves off me! *pushes радуга Dash*
FIM Twilight: Man, this is crazy.
Spike: Well, they are idiots. Even this version of Twilight.
Twilight: Shut up.
FIM Twilight: Man, your Irish? I gotta get the rest of my friends. In the meantime, Ты make yoselves comfortable. *leaves*
Applejack: Why don't we go check out what this version of Equestria looks like.
Twilight: Not a bad idea, if Ты wanna get killed!
Rarity: I actually agree with яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса for once. Let's see what this version of Equestria looks like.
радуга Dash: She did say we should make ourselves comfortable. In the meantime we oughta check out what this world looks like.
Zecora: It seems the same so far.
Twilight: Great. You're here. Whatever, let's get this over with.
Rarity: I wonder what the stallions are like. I'm going to make out with all of them!
Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Pinkie is going to try, and bribe the Celestia in this world to give Pinkie nuclear weapons. Then, when she returns to her world, she will bomb Fluttershy's house! *laughs*
Fluttershy: I don't want my house bombed!
Twilight: Let's just get out of here!
And so we left. Twilight, and Spike left with each other, I went with Applejack, and the rest just stayed with each other.
2 B continued
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
радуга dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
