The train went up Sherman Hill, and Gordon was shoveling coal

Gordon: Hey, if Ты let me drive this train, I will be the happiest пони ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: Yoyoyoyo! Now, you're making me mad! Get the hell off this train.
Hawkeye: Nah, I kinda like it in here. We're not even halfway up, why have Ты stopped shoveling?
Gordon: Because that's what Ты should be doing.
Hawkeye: Says the one with the shovel.
Gordon: Fine! *shovels еще coal*

At 15 miles an hour, they made it to the вверх of the hill.

Hawkeye: Alright, time to скорый поезд, highball, хайболл down the line. *pushes lever*
Gordon: How fast do Ты intend to go?
Hawkeye: 60.
Gordon: What?!
Hawkeye: 60
Gordon: I heard you, but that made me give the intention to ask again. What?!
Hawkeye: Well how fast do Ты want to go, 20?
Gordon: Shouldn't we be going 80?
Hawkeye: If we hit 75, and we try to stop, the breaks will brake. Don't Ты remember?
Gordon: No, that's why I asked.
Hawkeye: Of course Ты don't remember. *looks at signal* Now we have to stay in this speed otherwise we crash into another train.
Gordon: No we won't! Переместить *pulls Hawkeye from controls*
Hawkeye: Ты are an idiot if Ты think Ты can do this!
Gordon: No I'm- Are Ты recording this?!?
Hawkeye: *holding camera* Yeah, because if we crash Pete will know which one of us to fire.
Gordon: Ты better give me that footage!
Hawkeye: *puts film in case* Ты want it? *holds it out window*
Gordon: NO! Don't put it there!
Hawkeye: Alright, Ты don't want it. Aaand it's gone!
Gordon: NO! *jumps out*
Hawkeye: Hahaha! *brings case back in engine* I didn't even let go.

Hawkeye then started to slow the train down. As he predicted, another train was in front of him, but the engine pulling it broke down.

Hawkeye: *puts train in siding*
Workers: *moves train out of way*
Hawkeye: How long do I have to wait here?

Worker: About 2 minutes.
Hawkeye: Ok. Thanks

Meanwhile with Gordon

Gordon: *looks for case* Where is that case?
Percy: *driving cart* Эй, Gordon, what are Ты looking for?
Gordon: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!
Percy: Sorry *takes off*
Gordon: Aha! I found the case. *opens case* WHAT?! There's no film in here!! AAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
Percy: *backs up* Are Ты alright? I know it's none of my business, but Ты seem upset right now.
Gordon: Yes, and I need your help with something. I accidentally fell out of Hawkeye's train. He's waiting for me at a siding. Take me to him.
Percy: Sure thing. Hop on
Gordon: *hops on cart*

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