Rice
On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.
enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
рис, райс & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let Ты go, after we get our money.
The Далее morning, in a hotel
Cop 1: *looking at money*
NYPD cheif: Well, Ты did great tracking down the crook who украл, палантин all this dough. Now we take it down to headquarters.
Cop 1: Alright, let's take my car.
The two ponies then left the apartment, and were on their way to headquarters, but the cop wanted to stop at a car wash
Cop 1: I need to wash my car.
NYPD Cheif: What about the money?
Cop 1: It's in the trunk. *drives up to cashier*
Cashier: Full wash, или regular?
Cop 1: Regular.
Cashier: $1.50
Cop 1: *pays for car wash*
The cop's car went into the car wash, and then, Rice's gang moved in to get the money.
gangsters: *put cuffs on doorhandles*
Cop 1: *still going through car wash*
Gangsters: *unlock trunk*
NYPD Cheif: Hey. Someponies are behind our car!
Cop 1: There's a hook moving this car! I can't go backwards!
Gangsters: *take off*
NYPD Cheif: After them!! *tries to open door*
Cop 1: *tries to open door* They put handcuffs on the doorhandles!!
NYPD Cheif: We can't get out?
Cop 1: NO!
Later that afternoon
Mob boss: Ok. Now will Ты let me go?
Rice: Sure. *drives into train yard*
Mob boss: What are Ты doing?
Rice; Letting Ты go. That's what Ты wanted right? *stops car*
Clint: Get out *pushes mob boss*
Rice: *drives away*
Mob boss: *Stands up* Ты motherbuckers!!
2 B continued
Cop 1's car
Clint
