Not far away was a rally track.
Sergi: *drives car to track*
Apyr: Uhm, this is a rally track, and we brought a mid engined sports car with us.
Sergi: Do not let that worry you. This car may not seem like a rally car, but we can change that. Get the off road tires from our garage.
Apyr: *goes to garage*
Braeburn: Well, well, well. If it ain't the car theives theirselves.
Sergi: We are not car theives.
Braeburn: Then where did a poor stallion like yourself get the money for a car like that?
Sergi: (How does he know I steal these cars?)
Apyr: Sergi? I got those tires Ты asked for.
Sergi: Excellent. Now wait at the гараж for me. I'm going to bring the car there.
Braeburn: *laughs* Good luck losers.
Sergi got his car into the garage, and Apyr was putting the rally tires on the car.
Sergi: Hey, Apyr? How do Ты feel about me stealing cars?
Apyr: I do it with you, what's the matter?
Sergi: That redneck пони has been bothering us for two years. He has wrecked our cars, made us lose so much money, and he wonders why we steal these cars!
Apyr: Why don't we get back at him? If we win, we'll get some cash, and maybe we won't have to steal anymore.
Sergi: I hope you're right.
The race was about to begin, and all the cars were at their starting position.
Sergi: *laughs*
Apyr: Sergi? What's so funny?
Sergi: Braeburn accuses us of bad stuff, but look at his car.
Apyr: I think that's his cousin's car.
Sergi: What? Big Mac? It's Braeburn's, otherwise he wouldn't be driving.
Apyr: Ты have a good point there.
Announcer: Fillies, and Gentlecolts, the racers here today are..
Sergi in a Lotus Eltrot
Braeburn in a Fillys Coupe
Soarin in a Shitroen C4
Steroid пони in a Toycolta Landcruiser
And the rest are in trucks, and we're wasting time, so let's start this race!!
Flag pony: 3.. 2.. 1.. Go
Announcer: Aaaaaaaaand, they're off!! Six trucks, and four rally cars. This should be exciting.
Braeburn: *In first*
Sergi: *passes*
Announcer: They're getting towards the jump.
Sergi & Braeburn: *jump*
Announcer: And they make it! Meanwhile, a manticore is driving his truck towards Soarin.
Manticore: *driving with huge tires*
Soarin: *dodges huge tires*
Announcer: This manticore must have something against the wonderbolt in his rally car!
Soarin: *jumps*
Manticore: *jumps*
Announcer: The jump is made, aand...
Manticore: *spins off track*
Announcer: And the manticore is off the track, nearly flipping his monster truck over!
2 B continued
Sergi: *drives car to track*
Apyr: Uhm, this is a rally track, and we brought a mid engined sports car with us.
Sergi: Do not let that worry you. This car may not seem like a rally car, but we can change that. Get the off road tires from our garage.
Apyr: *goes to garage*
Braeburn: Well, well, well. If it ain't the car theives theirselves.
Sergi: We are not car theives.
Braeburn: Then where did a poor stallion like yourself get the money for a car like that?
Sergi: (How does he know I steal these cars?)
Apyr: Sergi? I got those tires Ты asked for.
Sergi: Excellent. Now wait at the гараж for me. I'm going to bring the car there.
Braeburn: *laughs* Good luck losers.
Sergi got his car into the garage, and Apyr was putting the rally tires on the car.
Sergi: Hey, Apyr? How do Ты feel about me stealing cars?
Apyr: I do it with you, what's the matter?
Sergi: That redneck пони has been bothering us for two years. He has wrecked our cars, made us lose so much money, and he wonders why we steal these cars!
Apyr: Why don't we get back at him? If we win, we'll get some cash, and maybe we won't have to steal anymore.
Sergi: I hope you're right.
The race was about to begin, and all the cars were at their starting position.
Sergi: *laughs*
Apyr: Sergi? What's so funny?
Sergi: Braeburn accuses us of bad stuff, but look at his car.
Apyr: I think that's his cousin's car.
Sergi: What? Big Mac? It's Braeburn's, otherwise he wouldn't be driving.
Apyr: Ты have a good point there.
Announcer: Fillies, and Gentlecolts, the racers here today are..
Sergi in a Lotus Eltrot
Braeburn in a Fillys Coupe
Soarin in a Shitroen C4
Steroid пони in a Toycolta Landcruiser
And the rest are in trucks, and we're wasting time, so let's start this race!!
Flag pony: 3.. 2.. 1.. Go
Announcer: Aaaaaaaaand, they're off!! Six trucks, and four rally cars. This should be exciting.
Braeburn: *In first*
Sergi: *passes*
Announcer: They're getting towards the jump.
Sergi & Braeburn: *jump*
Announcer: And they make it! Meanwhile, a manticore is driving his truck towards Soarin.
Manticore: *driving with huge tires*
Soarin: *dodges huge tires*
Announcer: This manticore must have something against the wonderbolt in his rally car!
Soarin: *jumps*
Manticore: *jumps*
Announcer: The jump is made, aand...
Manticore: *spins off track*
Announcer: And the manticore is off the track, nearly flipping his monster truck over!
2 B continued
Braeburn's car
Anti-tank gun
The other changelings responded by signaling to the tank drivers to огонь at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their пушка the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
радуга dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
