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The last solstice

Chapter 30: Fading light – Part 2

Celestia's mind was hovering on the border of consciousness, trying to find a way through the thick haze. The Princess of the Sun awakened slowly and the process itself meant struggle for her. She opened her eyes for a little, feeling dreaded because of the unfamiliar surroundings of the room. Although the fabric of the sheet and the cover; the furniture and the paintings on the Стена resembled the style of royalty, it was definitely not the Ivory Tower. She failed to recollect any memory where she was или how she got here whatsoever. The blurriness dissolved, and her vision cleared up. Celestia spotted a silhouette at the foot of her bed. As she observed the figure, she realized it was none other than Twilight Sparkle herself. The lavender alicorn was levitating a scroll and a quill with her magic, taking notes, seemingly Остаться в живых in her work. The youngest Princess had almost 15 years to get acquainted with the enhanced powers of alicornhood, and she sensed Celestia's look on her. Twilight tilted her head a little and glanced at her former mentor. The sun goddess opened her mouth to speak, but her throat was dry as the dunes of the Blacklands and she couldn't not make a sound.

“Ssssshhh! Don't speak!” Twilight hushed quietly. “You need to rest.”

The purple mare levitated a glass of water to Celestia, who emptied it at once.

“More...” the solar Princess rattled ungracefully, sitting up in the bed.

Twilight remained silent, but gave her an entire jug. Celestia drank the vital liquid vehemently, until not a single drop left.

“Thank you!” she sighed in relief, falling back on the silky pillow.

Twilight nodded and continued her work. The tip of the scarlet quill trembled and danced in the grasp of her magic as she was Письмо quickly.

“How long was I unconscious?” Celestia asked on a weak voice.

“About two and a half hours.” the Princess of Transition replied, not even looking up from the scroll.

“Luna... Is she all right? I think I heard her scream...”

“Yes, she's fine for now.”

“What happened?”

“Magic outburst.” the younger alicorn stated neutrally. “But let's just focus on you. Has this happened to Ты before?”

“Yes... a couple of times. But I don't know what caused it...” the white alicorn said. “All I know is that my scars are burning!”

“U-huh...” Twilight murmured, still taking notes. “I see what I can do.”

She rolled up the paper and took a step toward the door.

“Wait!” Celestia called out. “When did Ты become so... rigid?”

“I'm afraid I don't have time to discuss that with Ты right now.” Twilight declared, looking back at the sun goddess. “I have to take care of Luna as well, because her mana is fading away fast, by maintaining such complex spells at all times.”

“Twilight, please...”

“She's doing YOUR job! And I have to do mine!” the purple alicorn rejected harshly. “Stay in постель, кровати and have some rest. We'll need Ты to be at your full health. Now, if you'll excuse me...”

Without any hesitation, she walked out of the room and slammed the door, before Celestia could react anything.

*** ***

“I don't know, Mirage... She has changed... She was once my faithful student, yet she looks at me with frosty despise...” the solar Princess explained an час later.

Nocturnal Mirage sat beside her, resting his hooves on Celestia's, carefully listening to her words. Heavy concerns furrowed his features as he was staring into the purple eyes he adored so much. He was outraged, because the royal guards didn't let him in to see Celestia, and he had to wait outside. His sharp senses comprehended the ripples that the magic outburst created in the natural flow, yet he was rendered useless, forced to be separated from the object of his love. He was granted entrance by Cadence eventually, who understood the aspects of Любовь еще than anypony else could. Once he was inside, the cobalt earth пони rushed to Celestia and sat by her постель, кровати ever since. Like in the past, his presence calmed the Princess down so she was able to share her impressions about Twilight coherently, without her fragile sanity collapsing once again.

“She still blames me for everything that happened!” the snow white alicorn continued, fighting with her tears. “I can't take it anymore! I feel like I'm suffocating here! I... I have to get away from all this!”

“You know Ты can't do that...” Mirage replied on a warm, soothing tone and their noses touched very gently. “Everything's going to be fine, I promise. Just stay strong, my Princess.”

“But they want me to use my magic again! The magic that has obliterated an entire city...” Celestia replied on a trembling voice.

“I know... but if Ты don't do something soon, everything will be lost...”

*** ***

A few days later, Celestia regained her health and started to Переместить around the замок a little. The royal guards and the staff got used to her presence after a while and the braver ponies even started a friendly chat with her. The sun goddess sought company due to the urging of Mirage, because the earth пони thought it would help reinstate her status. But while Celestia was slowly rediscovering her own self, a fiery Дебаты erupted in Luna's office.

“What are we doing?!” Twilight yelled in frustration and anger. “There's not much time left!!! How long are we going to keep Актёрское искусство like everything's fine?!”

“Twilight, calm down...” Cadence сказал(-а) on a soothing tone.

“No, not this time! Ты all seem to forget what's at stake here! The solstice is upon us! Too much time has already been wasted! If none of Ты have the courage to do it, I'll drag Celestia out and make her fix all this!”

“TWILIGHT SPARKLE! ENOUGH!” Luna intervened using the Royal Canterlot Voice. “Do not forget it's my sister you're talking about, not some criminal scum! Ты don't know what she's been through and how fragile and vulnerable she truly is at the moment!”

“But...”

“No buts.” the Princess of the Night Raised her hoof. “She's left the Ivory Tower and now she's with us. That alone exceeds our highest expectations. I know my sister and I'm sure she will do what has to be done, as always. I also know what happens if she doesn't. But, I will not risk our achievements by pushing her too hard. If she breaks again, we are doomed! Celestia is the only one who can restore the balance and if she needs a few еще days to do that, I'm willing to give her that time.”

“So be it. But I still think it's a bad idea...” Twilight gave in with a resigned sigh.

“Why don't Ты go talk to her?” Cadence suggested. “Maybe Ты could settle your differences...”

“I have nothing to say to a mare who abandoned her kingdom and her royal duty because of some scars.” Twilight hissed, with the vivid aura of despise in her voice.

The jaw of the older Princesses dropped in shock and their eyes grew large by this response. They turned to stone and rendered speechless by this response and by looking at them, Twilight realized she may have gone too far.

“I mean...” she began, but was cut short by the eerie, sharp sound of sirens.

A секунда later a powerful explosion shook the ground and some of the windows were shattered to pieces. A giant облако of smoke swirled in the air, reaching up for the sky and green flames started to consume the nearby buildings. The cacophony of screams, breaking glass and burning wood filled their ears. Royal guards were shouting commands and armored pegasi moved about in the air to every direction. The замок seemed like a stirred beehive all of a sudden.

“Changelings!” Cadence gasped.

“You know your jobs! Secure the Castle!” Luna commanded loudly and grabbed the double axe that was hanging on the wall.

Her wings flared and she flew out the broken window, before the others could say something. Twilight and Cadence remained motionless for a moment, then their instincts assumed control and they ran out of the office to different directions.

A fierce battle evolved between the ponies and the changelings which lasted for several hours. The invaders swarmed the sky and the land, foraging the houses and the stores, raising fires all over Canterlot. The royal guards have sustained heavy losses, but managed to house most of the civilians behind the strong walls of the Great Castle. Chaos overwhelmed everything as the armored stallions desperately tried to repel the changeling attack, however, the number of casualties grew with every minute.

“Something's wrong... There are too many!” Twilight exclaimed, while firing powerful magic bolts at the enemy.

She took a defensive position on one of the higher balconies with Cadence, taking down changelings who attempted to infiltrate the замок from the air. The bodies of fallen royal guards covered the humongous filed that was the front yard and even the Princess of Любовь had to Присоединиться the battle to keep the attackers out. The door-bridge has been pulled up, but the changelings assaulted the walls violently, not caring about their losses.

“I've never seen them so vicious!” Cadence cried, trying to take part in the confrontation, by summoning upon cyan lightnings, but as the goddess of Love, she wasn't meant to be a fighter.

“Yeah... They haven't come this far, since your wedding!” the lavender alicorn replied, shooting down a changeling in the middle of a nosedive. “Where's Luna?!”

“I don't know, I haven't seen her, since the battle started!” the розовый mare yelled, trying to overcome the loud noises of the fight.

The замок then suddenly trembled in the shcokwave of a giant explosion; the Princesses Остаться в живых their footing and fell on the marbler floor. When they stood up, their face went ashen, because of what they saw. The entire city of Canterlot has been overrun with changeligs, the streets were occupied by an endless moving mass of darkness. Their fear grew even bigger when a strong, masculine voice shouted something below them.

“THEY'RE IN! THEY ARE INSIDE!!!”

A significant part of the front Стена has collapsed and the enemy charged inside through the piles of rubble. But, before Twilight and Cadence could react, a rapid ricochet slit through the air. The изумруд magic beam was deflected by one of the royal guard's armor and now blasted into the base of the tower, where the Princesses took their positions. The damaged structure was sagging, then the entire tower tumbled, sending a massive облако of dust in the air.

*** ***

“I'll go see what happened!” Nocturnal Mirage сказал(-а) after the first explosion. “You stay here!”

Celestia was pacing around anxiously in the room ever since. She heard the sounds of the battle, and her concerns multiplied by every second. Yet, something blocked her rational mind, not allowing her to take action. The levels of fear and worry grew to an unbearable stage, but the Princess of the Sun, who led countless Виктория-победительница fights in the past, could not face the battlefield. At first, she kept telling herself that Luna will be able to take care of it. Luna's though, she knows how to deal with such situations... But there was no sign of her for too long... she didn't see или hear anything about Twilight, Cadence, или Mirage for that matter.

“Come on, Celestia... Ты can do this!” she сказал(-а) to herself, flipping her messed up mane.

She reached for the knob with shaky hooves and eventually she stepped out to the hallway. It was deserted, but the thick walls reverberated the noises of battle. The white alicorn trotted to her sister's office and opened the door. There was nopony inside, just the pieces of the broken window on the soft rug, sparkling evilly in the sunlight, which reminded Celestia of a confident smirk. She took a step closer to the window and the awful smell of smoke, blood and ozone from magic discharges filled her nostrils. The solar Princess frowned and risked another step. There was an excellent view to the front yard from the office and her jaw dropped in terror as she first laid eyes upon the invading masses.

“THEY'RE IN! THEY ARE INSIDE!!!” a stallion shouted desperately, somewhere in the chaos below.

Changelings... the thought passed through Celestia' s brain, but it was interrupted by the sound of crumbling granite. The smaller tower which stood about 100 feet from her position collapsed, the debris falling on dozens of royal guards and changelings. The armored stallions fought the invaders vigorously, but they were greatly outnumbered and were forced to slowly fall back to the Castle, as the vast changeling army flooded the front yard, like a furious river. The bright sunlight began to fade away all of a sudden, as Luna's cloaking spell dissolved altogether. The largest planet of the galaxy, the Chronos blocked out 2/3 of the fiery orb, but one of its Moons caused a partial solar eclipse. Only a small, shining sickle was visible from the Sun and the landscape darkened. The attackers halted their assault for a moment and gazed up to the sky, seeing the results of the disrupted gravitational balance. The cacophony of the battle settled down as all eyes hang on the sinister scenario.

“So it's all out in the open now...” Celestia сказал(-а) to herself on a grim tone, knowing she sat by idly for too long.

The royal guards below took advantage of the enemy's rerouted attention and charged at the changelings for a final desperate counter attack. The fight smartened once again. Metal clashed against metal, hooves clashed against hooves. And the lone figure of the solar alicorn was watching the massacre from above, unable to do anything to stop it, even though her same mind knew what she should do. But, she's built so many psychic barriers to isolate herself from her own magic, that she could not break free.

Celestia winced and her wings fluttered as the door of the office was busted inside. Two bulky pegasus stallions rushed inside, not even looking at the solar Princess.

“I told Ты she won't be here!” the first one сказал(-а) with disapproving eyes.

“We still have to Сообщить this!” the секунда one retorted.

“To whom?! Don't Ты see we're doomed?!”

“To anypony!” the секунда pegasus yelled angrily, and reached for the radio on Luna's desk.

“This is Canterlot HQ, does anypony read me? We've been attacked by changelings! We have sustained heavy losses! The front yard has fallen! Princess Luna has gone missing in the battle! There's no information of the whereabouts of Princess Sparkle and Princess Cadence either! Does anypony copy?! We can't keep the attackers out for long! We're outnumbered! Somepony! Anypony! Do Ты copy?!”

“Forget it! Nopony's coming! The Princesses are either captured или killed...” the first royal guard сказал(-а) quietly, after there was no response on the radio, just the monotone, saddening sound of interference.

“You're right...” the секунда stallion replied grimly. “Come on... let's take as many changelings with us we can...”

The armored stallions turned around to leave the room, and only in this moment they've recognized Celestia. The white alicorn stood silently in front of the broken window and listened to the entire conversation with wide eyes. The royal guards recoiled in shock and surprise when they spotted her. They were so caught up in their duties, that they weren't aware of her presence.

“Uh... err.... your Highness... you're... here?” the first pegasus stuttered nervously, while his partner furrowed a brow and took the initiative.

“Princess, we are under attack!” he called out loudly. “The changelings have broken through the Стена and occupied the front yard! All the other alicorns have gone missing! What should we do?!”

“I... I.... don't know...” Celestia mumbled, her voice was barely audible, еще reminiscent of Fluttershy's.

“Your majesty, please! The enemy is advancing, they will claim the Castle!!! You're the only one who can help us! What are your orders?!”

Celestia gazed at the two royal guards, who looked back at her with begging eyes. Then she glanced at the battle outside, which was almost lost. The changelings have pushed back the defenders to the gates of the Castle. The sun goddess glanced at the two stallions again, then back at the fight. Her mouth opened, but she couldn't make a sound. All the memories of the past flashed inside her mind, like a spinning reel.

“Princess, what should we do?!” the first pegasus urged impatiently.

“I...” Celestia began.

But, before she could finish, the noises of the battle faded away and everything turned deadly quiet for a glimpse. Celestia saw the mouth of the stallions moving in slow motion, but could not hear their words. She blinked in confusion and she felt like she's been alone in the silence for years, even though the strange moment lasted only for a second. The silence ended with a very odd sound, Celestia was certain she heard it: some sort of switch clicked in the depths of her brain.
posted by applejackrocks1
Sugar Sprinkles had packed her clothing and other items. She was in the Train Station with Nikki and her bags...

Nikki: 2 tickets to Ponyville please.
Lady: That would be 2 dollars.
Sugar: Here. *gives 2 dollars to Lady*
Lady: Thank you. Here Ты go. *hands tickets to Nikki*
Nikki: Thank you.
Lady: Have a nice day!
Sugar: *enters train*
Nikki: *enters train*
Sugar: Wh-
Nikki: *sits on seat*
Sugar: *sits Далее to Nikki*
Nikki: I'm taking Ты somewhere where Ты can be happy.
Sugar: Whoa. It stinks.
Nikki: Yep. It's the skunk in the bag.
Sugar: Ты brought it?!
Nikki: Duh. I have to. If I set it free here, somepony...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Everypony: *laughs*
Mare: Yup! *slaps Nikki's back*
Nikki: Ow! Stop!
Colt: What are Ты doing here? Oh wait! Ты work for Diamond!
Nikki: I would never work for that whale!
Mare: Watch your mouth orphan.
Nikki: I am not an orphan!
Colt: Says the girl who d-
Nikki: Shut up!!!
Diamond: Ehem. *Grabs phone*
Nikki: *eye widened*
Diamond: *smirks* (puts phone down)
Colt: I have a long time without seeing you!
Mare: We thought Ты were dead!
Colt: HEY! The orphan got her cutie mark!
Mare: Let me see!
Nikki: *covers cutie mark*
Colt: GET HER!
Mare: *grabs her hooves*
Nikki: HEY!
Everypony: *laughs*
Colt: Your cutie mark..Is...
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posted by applejackrocks1
An час later, Nikki was in Canterlot. She got off the train....


Nikki: Sir?
Pony: Yes?
Nikki: How far away is this place? *hands a piece of paper to him*
Pony: *reads it* 4 blocks away, turn right.
Nikki: Okay, Thank you.
Pony No problem. *walks away*
Nikki: *whispers* 4 blocks, turn right..

30 минуты later, after following the stranger's directions, Nikki was in front of her client's door...

Nikki: *knocks on door*

Moments later, a mare opened the door. She looked at Nikki with disgusted. Nikki's eyes widened. "It can't be," she thought. The mare flipped back her mane...

Nikki: Good Morning! I'm the-...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Далее morning, Harry, and Peter went to a crime scene. Another пони was killed by Scorpio during the suicide scene.

Harry: He attacked at a perfect time.
Peter: Yeah. Now what?
Harry: Now we find out about his Далее move.
Captain: Listen up Ты two. Scorpio sent us another letter.
Harry: What does it say?

Dear SFPD,

I am glad to tell Ты that I no longer want $150,000. Instead I want to double it, and have $300,000. Come up with it if Ты can pussies.

Scorpio

Harry: Well, he definetly likes to call us names.
Peter: Don't remind me.
Harry: I know what we'll do.

Next night, Harry, and his partner...
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posted by Dragon-88
 Blue Bolt, ready for fun!
Blue Bolt, ready for fun!
OK, so on with this story. Blue Bolt (me) is sleeping in his house situated in Ponyville. Right now, he is enjoying a good night's sleep, and hopes the morning will be normal. Too bad it's not gonna happen!


Bolt: (sees sunrise) Time to have another nice day!

Pinkie: (busts down door) Hey, new guy! Wakey wakey! It's a requirement that new residents meet the princess!

Bolt: I hope Ты can fix the door Ты destroyed!

Pinkie: Sorry...I'll wait while Ты get ready! I'll walk with you. Nice digs!

Bolt: (brushing teeth) OK, that was random. I'm new here, and Pinkie's a little energetic! Are they all like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Chapter 4
Bad ideas

While most of my stories were enjoyed by some, there were a few terrible ideas that I made for fanfics. The first one was Mane Wars which turned out to be very short, and had a bad story line. I was so mad with it, that I deleted it. I only tried doing it, because it was based off this other TV Показать I saw.

Next were three Статьи I Опубликовано which had two stories in one. I thought it would be good since it was very long, but it turned out to be too long.

I republished six Con Mane stories which had all the parts in one article. No one read them, even though I was told to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's hard to do what Ты can for the fandom of bronies. It really is, but once Ты get started, it's like there's no turning back. That's how I feel sometimes.

Chapter 1
Before the bronies

Three years ago, I created my account for fanpop. At that time MLP: FIM wasn't around, for at least a few еще months. The год was 2010, and I was 13 years old, having been born in December of 1996.

During 2010, I came on here for one reason only. Sonic The Hedgehog. Back then, I was a huge Фан of something way past cool. I liked it so much, I even made my own Фан character. My account name is the same as...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Thre was small pony... named sombra... and another small пони named Prince BlueBlood... SHIT THIS IS ISNT THAT STORY!!! FUCK!!!!
Equestria год 5000....

DarkShadow : DIEEEEE *attack Celestia*
Celestia : NOOOOO
Dan : *kick DarkShadow* NOT NOW!
DarkShadow : HAHAHAHAHA...

Dan & Shadow new story


CURSE OF EQUESTRIA
EPISODE
I

DARKSHADOW
about 10000 years before this...

Colt : MOMY MOMY COME HERE
DarkShadow... were only small colt...
Colt : COME MOMY!!!!
But somethink just MUST goes wrong...
Terrorist : GET OUT KID *kick clot in head*
And I saw this... me... dan... it was my friend...
Colt mom : SON!!!!
Colt...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Snowflake
Snowflake
Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.

Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are Ты sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did Ты find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo....
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posted by applejackrocks1
Back to the story.....


Brawny: Applejack, Ты stay here. I'll go get some money out of the bank. *swims off*
Applejack: *looks around* My, My...
*Suddenly, 3 other merponies swam to AJ, surrounding her*

MP1: I see that your a new loser here *laughs*
Applejack: Loser?!? Have ya looked into a mirror?!
All: Oooooo
MP2: Wait a секунда girls! She's not one of us! She's an earth Pony!
Applejack: *sneezes*
MP3: *laughs* I see that your sick...It's better to let Ты go with the flow, shall we?
Applejack: What? *coughs*
MP1: We don't want Ты to die with pain, Sugarlame.
Applejack: *is weak* Please...Just leave...
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They looked everywhere for Felix after the race, but Sean, Daredevil, and Nikki could not find him.

Sean: Where do Ты think he went?
Nikki: Did he go to Russia?
Daredevil: No, theres two еще races left. He couldn't have gone back to Russia.
Sean: I'd be surprised if he did.
Daredevil: Yeah, well we'll find out soon. But now we have to make some money.

I think Ты all know what they're doing. Chasing a truck with drugs? WRONG! They were chasing a truck with money. Of course it was euros, and pounds, but they'd buy еще stuff then a U.S dollar bill.

Sean: Without радуга Dash, Daredevil will have...
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All four of the main characters went to London. When they got on the boat, they were met by other racers.

Mexican: Hey. Do Ты know how long it'll take for us to get into England?
Sean: Don't know, don't care. Just sit back, and relax.
Felix: *waxing car*

About 3 hours later, we got to the docks. Ponies were excited to see the arriving contestants.

british ponies: *taking pictures*
mexican: No! No taking photograph!
Sean: It's a good thing.
mexican: It is? Ok then.
Queen of england: Welcome everypony! I am so glad all of Ты could make it.
Felix: Thanks. *inflating tires*
Q.O.E: Ты all will stay...
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The last solstice

Chapter 5: Those purple eyes


Nocturnal Mirage is startled from his sleep by a sharp clashing sound.

“What?!” the dark blue stallion sits up in his постель, кровати rapidly.

He looks around in the large room. It takes him a few секунды to realize where he is. Oh, that’s right… you’re here again… he acknowledges. There’s an opened book on his belly. He fell asleep Чтение it.

The sound of breaking glass brings him back to reality completely. Mirage shakes his head and puts the book aside. He hears it again. Glass clashing against marble.

“Gosh darn it! The third night in a row!”...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 3: Solitude


Luna was right.

I was right too! Mirage thinks.

The Moon goddess сказал(-а) that her sister will probably greet her new guard in the form of a letter. And Mirage suspected that the alicorn of the Sun was listening. The cobalt stallion smirked. He imagined the picture. The all mighty Celestia, the ruler of Equestria nestles up to the door very closely. Probably with an anxious look on her face, for she worries because her calm loneliness is disturbed.

“Ha!” Mirage exclaims loudly, as the picture he imagined fills up his soul with luscious pleasure for a moment....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that Ты Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need Ты to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are Ты two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are Ты talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The two spies went on until they reached the Космос ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: Ты already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 Steven
Steven
1 год later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
__
ACT |||
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Era End Coming...

--------------------------------------------------------------
FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN Ты SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... Ты gonna buy сок for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...
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Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have Ты two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout Ты screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire Оружие at Dan*
Dan: Wrong Переместить *grabs molotov*...
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яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern пони working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...
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Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't Ты tell me?
Sneak Peak: Ты were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: Ты know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...
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