L.P means Las Pegasus

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It was a beautiful morning. The sun was shining, and a lot of ponies were busy. Especially some police ponies. Six Lunicorn Continentals were being escorted to a hotel by a couple of police cars. At the front of the escort were four ponies on motorcycles. Once they arrived at the hotel, a couple of the cops got out of one of the cars. One cop then looked up at the hotel.

Several hours later, a helicopter was flying past the hotel.

Jim: *Walking through kitchen*
Workers: *Working, and listening to radio*
Radio pony: I believe in both spirits, and substances that our tax system has come to be unequestrian. Death in taxes may be inedible, but unjust taxes are not. The first Equestrian Revolution was fought on an unshakable conviction. Taxation without representation is irrelevant. Two centuries later, a секунда equestrian-

Meanwhile in an upper part of the hotel.

Gordon: *Walks to room door* *Knocks on door*
Richard: *Opens door* Hey.
Gordon: Hey. I just came by to play some cards, and I'm feeling lucky.
Richard: Fantastic. I'll be back, I gotta patrol the floor.
Gordon: Ok *Goes in hotel room, and closes door*
???: *Drops tray*
Richard: Hm? *Goes to end of hall* *Finds tray, and sees that it's empty* Post 3? I got a split.
Jim: *Listening to radio*
Richard: *On Roof* Where did that guy go?
Terrorist: *Tying himself to roof*
Richard: *Spots Terrorist*
Terrorist: *Wearing explosives*
Richard: *Grabs gun* Right there fella!
Terrorist: *Turns around* Death to Equestria!!
Richard: I understand *Puts gun away* I just wanna talk *slowly walks toward terrorist*
Terrorist: The only talking I'm going to do is with the ponies that I kill when I jump!
Richard: Nopony is going to jump, или kill anyone
Jim: *Climbing to roof*
Terrorist: Except me!
Jim: No! *Pulls terrorist off roof*
Terrorist: *Falls off* Aaaaaaaaahh! *activates bomb*

Suddenly an explosion occurred. Glass shattered, and somehow the terrorist did not kill anyone.

Richard: *Looks at Jim* Let's go back downstairs, and play some cards.
Jim: *Holding arm* Damn. I'm getting too old for this!

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Welcome to a town called Los Pegasus. A combination of Los Angeles, and Las Vegas. Everyday is warm, and every улица, уличный is crowded. Several train yards are scattered around this town, and there are two утиль, барахло, мусор yards where wrecked cars go.

Seanthehedgehog Presents

To Live And Die In L.P.

Starring

Richard Chance: The main character
Rick Masters: The Bad Guy
Jim Braddock: Richard's old partner
John Hooper: Richard's new partner