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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Jeff
Jeff
Richard, and John arrived at the airport.

Richard: *Waiting by entrance*
Jeff: *Goes to desk* Hi, one ticket for Manehattan.
Cashier: That'll be $20.
Jeff: *Gives Cashier $20 bill*
Cashier: *Gives Jeff ticket* Enjoy your flight.
John: *Shows police badge* Hello, can I see that dollar the оранжевый пони just gave you?
Cashier: Sure *Shows dollar bill*
John: *Looking at dollar bill* Ты wouldn't happen to have a pencil, would you?
Cashier: Sure *Gives John pencil*
John: *Erases part of dollar*
Richard: Is he our pony?
John: Yeah.
Richard: *Goes towards Jeff* Los Pegasus Police Department.
Jeff: *Runs*
Richard: Эй, wait!! *Chases Jeff*
John: *Watches*
Jeff: *Running*
Richard: *Chasing Jeff*
Jeff: *Pushes mare out of way*
Richard: *Passes Mare*
Jeff: *Running up escalator*
Richard: *Chasing Jeff*
Jeff: *Runs into colt*
Colt: Hey, watch where you're going!
Jeff: *Runs into bathroom*
Richard: *Enters bathroom*

All the stall doors were closed.

Richard: Only three of them. *Kicks first stall door*
Pony: Hey, what the fuck do Ты think you're doing?!
Richard: *Kicks секунда stall door*
пони 2: Are Ты on crack?! Leave me alone.
Richard: *Kicks third stall door*

The door opened, and Jeff hit Richard with a suitcase.

Jeff: *About to escape*
Richard: *Shoots suitcase* Stop!
Jeff: *Stops*
Richard: You're underarrest. *Handcuffs Jeff*
Jeff: Ты can't do this to me man.
Richard: Oh yeah. I don't see anypony trying to stop me.
Security Guard: Freeze! *Pointing gun at Richard* Who are you?
Richard: Los Pegasus Police Department, I'm arresting this пони for counterfeit.
John: Freeze!! *Pointing gun at security* Put your gun down!
Richard: It's just security Johnny.
Security: *Turns around* And who are you?
Болталка stallion: Uh.. I just came here to pee. *runs away*

Meanwhile in Jail.

Police Officer: Jeff. Ты got a visitor.
Jeff: Great. *Goes to visitor section*
Rick: Hello Jeff.
Jeff: Эй, man. I've been set up.
Rick: I know Ты have. That's why I'm here.
Jeff: Who do Ты think did this?
Rick: I don't know, but I'll soon find out.
Jeff: Alright man. But if Ты don't find that fucking asshole, I'll kill him myself.
Rick: No Ты won't. I will.
Police Officer: Time's up.
Jeff: Эй, man. Don't forget me.
Rick: I won't.

2 B continued
posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: Эй, u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: радуга dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes радуга a filly)

filly dash: Эй, u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks радуга back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

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Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and Статья about why радуга dash is my Избранное пони so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my Избранное is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the Цвета of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 8: Wavering monolith


“Do Ты have any idea what you've done?!” Landslide shouted in my face.

As the oldest of us, he was very much like our father. Distant, reserved and sturdy. But our connection was strong up to this point. I won't lie, it truly hurt that he raised his voice at me. He's never done that before. But I've never let a known war criminal, who happened to be my brother escape as well... Without me, Forever Wind would have faced execution, yet I set him free, despite the horrible atrocities he's committed against the Crown....
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 6: Sic semper tyrannis


Ah, all this storytelling made me thirsty... Can I offer Ты a drink? Just let me check my saddlebag... Are Ты sure, Ты don't want one? This is something that sets the mood for the Далее part. It's a bottle of Witch Blood... Ты know how difficult it is to find such high quality wine these days? But I have a pretty refined taste, so it worths the effort... That's the spirit, here Ты go! Delicious, isn't it? Hmm... Got Ты a little curious, huh? I can see it all over you. You're like a giant Вопрос mark, my friend....
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posted by karinabrony
There it happened. Black Rose and Nocturnal Mirage kissed. Silver Tune's jaw dropped so low that Shredder had to hold it for her. Black Rose and Nocturnal blushed. "That was really nice..." Black Rose said. "I know..." Nocturnal Mirage said, speechless. Silver Tune's mouth turned into a big, huge, and wide grin. "YES! YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS!" She started screaming and dancing. Shredder just shrugged and joined her. "WOOO HOOOOO!!!" They both were screaming. Black Rose turned around and saw them. She blushed furiously and grinned to herself. All of the ponies there glared at Shredder...
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posted by Canada24
"How long do Ты suppose it's been?" Pinkie asked, nobody in particalar.

"Hek if I know. радуга replied, the pegasus still having her nose bandaged.

But other than that, she seemed pretty fixed up, from her's and Ditto's fight.

And, as always, she prefered to hover over everyone rather than to stand on the ground with them.

Eventually, young Twilight came out.

"Well.. Whats gonna happen?" радуга asked anxiously.

"Well.. First off. They're gonna need to talk to you" Twilight told.

"Great.. Come on girls" радуга сказал(-а) to the others.

"No, sweetie, I ment 'just' you" Twilight told the pegasus.

"ME!?"...
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My Little POny, My Little POny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i used to wonder what breadshit could be. My Litle Pony, until Ты all shared dispensers with me!

Rainbow Dash: Big adventures!
Pinkie Pie: BON! BON! BON!
Rarity: a beautiful heart!
Apple Jack: faithful and strong.
Fluttershy: shating kindness!
Twilight:: it's an easy feat!
And sandvich makes it all complete
My Little Pony!
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 аппалузу, аппалуза Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten еще laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do Ты think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a минута later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, Ты get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank Ты so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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