This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and радуга Dash presents.
Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash Ты made it. yes"
Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was дана this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours. She fell from this cloud, and I couldn't find her. After falling to her death, I guess there was this other пони that brought her back to life. Now she's a unicorn again.
Anyway, we're all hanging out at Twilight's when Zecora comes knocking in the house.
Zecora: Are Ты guys having a party?
Twilight: No, and Ты can feel free to leave whenever Ты want!
Zecora: But I like your place. It has clean floors! AAAAAAAAAAAAH
радуга Dash: Here we go again!
Rarity: Seriously?
радуга Dash: I beat her once, I can do it again. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
The ground shook as we shouted at each other, then suddenly a huge bright light appeared in the middle of the room, and things seemed the same.
Twilight: What happened?
Zecora: I don't know. I was going to curse you, but she messed it up. Ты guys have really clean floors.
радуга Dash: Aww yeah. Nopony can defeat the almighty радуга Dash.
Pinkie Pie: If your curse didn't work what was with that huge light?
Zecora: No clue.
Then suddenly, another пони that looked almost like Twilight came walking down the stairs.
FIM Twilight: Man, what da fuq is dis?
Twilight: Do I really sound black in this world?
FIM Twilight: I don't know man. Ты try robbin a boat, and see what happens! Who are you?
радуга Dash: I'm радуга Dash, and these are my friends.
FIM: Twilight: радуга Dash don't talk like that!
радуга Dash: Well If I don't sound like радуга Dash who am I then? Oh My god!! Have I been impersonating someone this entire time?!?!
Fluttershy: Uhm. No?
радуга Dash: I'm scared! I don't wanna go to jail for impersonating somepony! *hugs Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Get your capitolist hooves off me! *pushes радуга Dash*
FIM Twilight: Man, this is crazy.
Spike: Well, they are idiots. Even this version of Twilight.
Twilight: Shut up.
FIM Twilight: Man, your Irish? I gotta get the rest of my friends. In the meantime, Ты make yoselves comfortable. *leaves*
Applejack: Why don't we go check out what this version of Equestria looks like.
Twilight: Not a bad idea, if Ты wanna get killed!
Rarity: I actually agree with яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса for once. Let's see what this version of Equestria looks like.
радуга Dash: She did say we should make ourselves comfortable. In the meantime we oughta check out what this world looks like.
Zecora: It seems the same so far.
Twilight: Great. You're here. Whatever, let's get this over with.
Rarity: I wonder what the stallions are like. I'm going to make out with all of them!
Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Pinkie is going to try, and bribe the Celestia in this world to give Pinkie nuclear weapons. Then, when she returns to her world, she will bomb Fluttershy's house! *laughs*
Fluttershy: I don't want my house bombed!
Twilight: Let's just get out of here!
And so we left. Twilight, and Spike left with each other, I went with Applejack, and the rest just stayed with each other.
Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.
FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, Ты look just like me, but Ты sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is Ты from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans dead, yes.
FIM Pinkie: Nein! Germans are cheerful!
Pinkie Pie: Germans are murderers. yes
FIM Pinkie: NEIN! I don't murder anyone!
Pinkie Pie: (I do, but she must not know this) Take Pinkie to Celestia
FIM Pinkie: Ok *drives*
Zecora: That was a clean car.
Meanwhile with me, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса
радуга Dash: Эй, look, it's the other version of Sweet яблоко Acres.
Applejack: Cool. Wait a minute, who's that green пони on the rocking chair?
радуга Dash: I don't know.
FIM Applejack: Hey, Big Mac, don't Ты think that пони with радуга Dash looks like me?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
FIM Applejack: See if they can hang with us.
Big Mac: Eeyup *walks towards радуга Dash, and Applejack*
радуга Dash: Big Mac is walking towards us.
Applejack: I wonder what he wants.
Big Mac: *notices both ponies* Uh, hello.
радуга Dash: Hi!
Big Mac: My sister wanted to know if Ты two could hang out, или help out?
радуга Dash: Uh, ok.
Applejack: Yeah.
We followed Big Mac to the other Applejack, and soon she noticed something.
FIM Applejack: Hmm, your friend looks exactly like me.
радуга Dash: That's because she's from another world.
FIM Applejack: ok. What's with your voice?
радуга Dash: My voice? I always sounded like this?
FIM Applejack: Sounds too masculine. Are Ты spies? What have Ты done with my friends?! *hits радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: Aaah!! What have I done wrong?! We ended up here by accident! We're really from another world!!
Twilight, and Spike on the other hand.
Twilight: Well, at least all the ponies that live here aren't stupid.
Spike: Aye. None of them are saying meep, или have german accents.
FIM Pinkie: *stops driving* Twilight!!
Twilight: Except for this Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: Twilight look! Pinkie has found her identical twin.
FIM Pinkie: Is this your Twilight?
Pinkie Pie: No, yes. Pinkie advises Ты to drive away quickly.
FIM Pinkie: *floors it*
Twilight: Welp, it seems like everyone hear has a car. Good riddance on public transportation.
FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and радуга Dash.
FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of радуга Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM радуга Dash: Oh, of course Ты had to beat me up! Why couldn't Ты have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM радуга Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat Ты up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no пони get beat up?
FIM Twilight: Thanks Fluttershy. Now listen, gather all the impostors, and bring them to my place. And while your at it, look for our Pinkie Pie.
Others: Yes ma'am! *run off*
The FIM Pinkie Pie was driving to Canterlot. RDP Pinkie was sticking to her plan on taking nuclear weapons.
FIM Pinkie: So what's with all these nuclear weapons Ты want?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie has plans to use these weapons to bomb Fluttershy's house! Hehehehahahahahaha!
FIM Pinkie: Your Fluttershy, или my Fluttershy?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie's Fluttershy. She has not met the version of Fluttershy of this world yet. We're at the castle, stop here.
FIM Pinkie: *stops car*
RDP Pinkie: Now wait here, and Pinkie will return with the weapons. *goes to Celestia*
FIM Pinkie: (Why does she Переместить like a poorly animated cartoon?)
RDP Pinkie: Helloooo Celestia, yes.
Celestia: Hi Pinkie Pie. What brings Ты to Canterlot?
RDP Pinkie: (She's not british! или a mockery to Twilight! Whatever, Ты have something important to do) Pinkie would like to see your nuclear weapons, или bombs.
Celestia: Really?
RDP Pinkie: yes. Pinkie believes these 5,000 bits will cover for what you've got.
Celestia: *sees money* Ok. Please follow me.
RDP Pinkie: *follows Celestia*
Celestia: *opens door* These airplanes have bombs loaded in them already. Please take a look at them all, and choose what Ты want.
Meanwhile
RDP Twilight: *enters house* Ugh, I'm so bored here. I wanna go back to my version of Equestria.
RDP Spike: What about all those things Ты enjoyed when we were outside?
RDP Twilight: True. But there's nothing to do here.
FIM радуга Dash: Except for sabotage with our minds! *kicks RDP Twilight*
FIM Twilight: Man, I told Ты not to attack them!!
FIM радуга Dash: I don't give a buck, one of them made me look like a pussy! Where's радуга Dash?!
RDP Spike: You're еще smarter then the радуга Dash from our world, that's for sure.
FIM радуга Dash: Shut up, and talk! *grabs gun*
FIM Applejack: Whoa whoa whoa, where did Ты get that?
FIM радуга Dash: My boyfriend gave it to me!
Back at Sweet яблоко Acres
RDP радуга Dash: *wakes up* Эй, Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet яблоко Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP радуга Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: радуга Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP радуга Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get Ты free *unties радуга Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP радуга Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP радуга Dash: *pushes chair*
RDP Applejack: *falls over* Ow! What are Ты doing?
RDP радуга Dash: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Applebloom: This can't be for real. *cuts rope*
RDP Applejack: Oh thank Ты Applebloom! Now we gotta go. *runs*
RDP радуга Dash: *Flies*
Meanwhile...
RDP Spike: We don't know where she is! All we know she's with Applejack!
FIM радуга Dash: So they're at Sweet яблоко Acres?
RDP Spike: Maybe!!
FIM радуга Dash: *fires gun*
RDP Spike: *dodges bullet* Jeez! What do Ты want from us?! We don't know anything!!!
RDP Twilight: *makes gun disappear*
FIM радуга Dash: Oh damnit.
RDP Twilight: Now listen. We really need to get back to our world. Get your Twilight to make a portal, and I'll go find my friends.
RDP Spike: They probably won't be your Друзья after we get back.
Then suddenly еще bullets hit the Стена near Twilight, and Spike.
RDP Twilight: What... The... Fuck?!
FIM радуга Dash: *using sparkle cannon* Who сказал(-а) we were done here?
Still. Could be worse
Pinkie Pie: Hehehehehehahahaha!!! Pinkie has acquired her aircraft. She can now go bomb Fluttershy's house!!
Police: *flying helicopters*
Pinkie Pie: No! Those cops are chasing Pinkie! What is Pinkie doing wrong?
Police: Ты are in a military air space, Ты must land!!
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie cannot surrender! *shoots helicopters*
Police: Nooo *crash*
FIM Pinkie: She did what?!
Celestia: Apparently, the other Pinkie flew the airplane I gave her, and she attacked two police helicopters.
FIM Pinkie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein! Now they'll think I shot them!!
Celestia: I'll inform the police about this at once.
Returning to the RDP Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora.
Rarity: If Ты didn't try to curse us, we would't be in this mess!
Zecora: That's it! With радуга Dash missing, I'll have to curse you. Aaaaaaaaa
Rarity: Yeah, like that's going to work.
Zecora: Ok, Ты two are cursed now *runs off*
Fluttershy: Um. What do we do?
Rarity: Nothing!! That's what we do about everything!! Now I'm going to go find a stallion to rape
While Rarity, and Fluttershy were being cursed the RDP Twilight, and spike were still being interrogated by most of the FIM Mane 6.
FIM радуга Dash: *holding sparkle cannon* Who сказал(-а) we were done here?
RDP Twilight: I did, now let us go!
FIM Twilight: I'm really sorry about this. *shoot bullets*
RDP Twilight: *dodges fire*
RDP Spike: Oh boy, this will go on forever.
FIM радуга Dash: Ты just gotta tell us where the impostures are.
RDP радуга Dash: Hi Twilight
FIM радуга Dash: *shoots other RD*
RDP радуга Dash: Waaahhhhh! Oh my god! What was that for?!
FIM радуга Dash: Ты made me look weak! In front of Applejack!!!
FIM Applejack: It was pretty funny though. How did Big Mac let Ты escape?
RDP радуга Dash: It was Applebloom that let us free.
RDP Applejack: Why would Ты tell them that?
RDP радуга Dash: I don't know. I really want to get out of here though.
Zecora: Hey, I cursed Rarity, and Fluttershy,
FIM Rarity: What? What kind of Zecora are you?
Zecora: Aaaaaaahhhhhh
FIM Twilight: Man, what's she doing?!
RDP радуга Dash: She's trying to curse you!! I'll defend you! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Zecora: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
RDP радуга Dash: AAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Zecora: Ugh, she keeps messing up my curse! You're lucky.
RDP Pinkie: *crashes airplane in Twilight's house* NO!! Pinkie attacked the wrong house!!!
RDP Fluttershy: *arrives with Rarity* Meep meep meep!
RDP Rarity: What?
RDP Twilight: I speak some retard. She сказал(-а) she's glad that Pinkie can't bomb her house.
RDP Rarity: Oh. I didn't find any stallions to rape, so let's go.
Zecora: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh this isn't a curse aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And suddenly, we all started to go back to our Главная world. After we arrived my leg was no longer broken, and the first thing I did after that was use the bathroom.
Fluttershy kept speaking retard, until she took some english classes, and learned english again.
Rarity got cursed by not being able to make out with stallions. Instead, she was forced to have lesbian sex.
Pinkie went back to doing whatever it is communists do when they discover a new place. They write about it, and plan to nuke it.
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса just went back to work on her farm. She would kick trees, and apples would fall. That's pretty much all she does.
Then Twilight was дана another potion, and permanently became an alicorn. I think now she's a princess for leaving Ponyville for a while.
Sooo
The End!
RDP characters
радуга Dash
Twilight
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Zecora
Regular characters
Celestia
радуга Dash
TwilightApplejack
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Big Mac
Applebloom
I know this may not be my best fanfic, but I really liked working on it.
This has been a Seanthehedgehog Production
Created in 2013
Special Scene
Fluttershy: *feeding animals*
Pinkie Pie: *flying bomber*
Fluttershy: *sees bomber*
Pinkie Pie: *drops bombs* Hehehehehehahahahhahaha!!
Huge explosions occurred, and Fluttershy, along with her Животные were killed.
Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash Ты made it. yes"
Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was дана this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours. She fell from this cloud, and I couldn't find her. After falling to her death, I guess there was this other пони that brought her back to life. Now she's a unicorn again.
Anyway, we're all hanging out at Twilight's when Zecora comes knocking in the house.
Zecora: Are Ты guys having a party?
Twilight: No, and Ты can feel free to leave whenever Ты want!
Zecora: But I like your place. It has clean floors! AAAAAAAAAAAAH
радуга Dash: Here we go again!
Rarity: Seriously?
радуга Dash: I beat her once, I can do it again. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
The ground shook as we shouted at each other, then suddenly a huge bright light appeared in the middle of the room, and things seemed the same.
Twilight: What happened?
Zecora: I don't know. I was going to curse you, but she messed it up. Ты guys have really clean floors.
радуга Dash: Aww yeah. Nopony can defeat the almighty радуга Dash.
Pinkie Pie: If your curse didn't work what was with that huge light?
Zecora: No clue.
Then suddenly, another пони that looked almost like Twilight came walking down the stairs.
FIM Twilight: Man, what da fuq is dis?
Twilight: Do I really sound black in this world?
FIM Twilight: I don't know man. Ты try robbin a boat, and see what happens! Who are you?
радуга Dash: I'm радуга Dash, and these are my friends.
FIM: Twilight: радуга Dash don't talk like that!
радуга Dash: Well If I don't sound like радуга Dash who am I then? Oh My god!! Have I been impersonating someone this entire time?!?!
Fluttershy: Uhm. No?
радуга Dash: I'm scared! I don't wanna go to jail for impersonating somepony! *hugs Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Get your capitolist hooves off me! *pushes радуга Dash*
FIM Twilight: Man, this is crazy.
Spike: Well, they are idiots. Even this version of Twilight.
Twilight: Shut up.
FIM Twilight: Man, your Irish? I gotta get the rest of my friends. In the meantime, Ты make yoselves comfortable. *leaves*
Applejack: Why don't we go check out what this version of Equestria looks like.
Twilight: Not a bad idea, if Ты wanna get killed!
Rarity: I actually agree with яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса for once. Let's see what this version of Equestria looks like.
радуга Dash: She did say we should make ourselves comfortable. In the meantime we oughta check out what this world looks like.
Zecora: It seems the same so far.
Twilight: Great. You're here. Whatever, let's get this over with.
Rarity: I wonder what the stallions are like. I'm going to make out with all of them!
Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Pinkie is going to try, and bribe the Celestia in this world to give Pinkie nuclear weapons. Then, when she returns to her world, she will bomb Fluttershy's house! *laughs*
Fluttershy: I don't want my house bombed!
Twilight: Let's just get out of here!
And so we left. Twilight, and Spike left with each other, I went with Applejack, and the rest just stayed with each other.
Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.
FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, Ты look just like me, but Ты sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is Ты from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans dead, yes.
FIM Pinkie: Nein! Germans are cheerful!
Pinkie Pie: Germans are murderers. yes
FIM Pinkie: NEIN! I don't murder anyone!
Pinkie Pie: (I do, but she must not know this) Take Pinkie to Celestia
FIM Pinkie: Ok *drives*
Zecora: That was a clean car.
Meanwhile with me, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса
радуга Dash: Эй, look, it's the other version of Sweet яблоко Acres.
Applejack: Cool. Wait a minute, who's that green пони on the rocking chair?
радуга Dash: I don't know.
FIM Applejack: Hey, Big Mac, don't Ты think that пони with радуга Dash looks like me?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
FIM Applejack: See if they can hang with us.
Big Mac: Eeyup *walks towards радуга Dash, and Applejack*
радуга Dash: Big Mac is walking towards us.
Applejack: I wonder what he wants.
Big Mac: *notices both ponies* Uh, hello.
радуга Dash: Hi!
Big Mac: My sister wanted to know if Ты two could hang out, или help out?
радуга Dash: Uh, ok.
Applejack: Yeah.
We followed Big Mac to the other Applejack, and soon she noticed something.
FIM Applejack: Hmm, your friend looks exactly like me.
радуга Dash: That's because she's from another world.
FIM Applejack: ok. What's with your voice?
радуга Dash: My voice? I always sounded like this?
FIM Applejack: Sounds too masculine. Are Ты spies? What have Ты done with my friends?! *hits радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: Aaah!! What have I done wrong?! We ended up here by accident! We're really from another world!!
Twilight, and Spike on the other hand.
Twilight: Well, at least all the ponies that live here aren't stupid.
Spike: Aye. None of them are saying meep, или have german accents.
FIM Pinkie: *stops driving* Twilight!!
Twilight: Except for this Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: Twilight look! Pinkie has found her identical twin.
FIM Pinkie: Is this your Twilight?
Pinkie Pie: No, yes. Pinkie advises Ты to drive away quickly.
FIM Pinkie: *floors it*
Twilight: Welp, it seems like everyone hear has a car. Good riddance on public transportation.
FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and радуга Dash.
FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of радуга Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM радуга Dash: Oh, of course Ты had to beat me up! Why couldn't Ты have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM радуга Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat Ты up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no пони get beat up?
FIM Twilight: Thanks Fluttershy. Now listen, gather all the impostors, and bring them to my place. And while your at it, look for our Pinkie Pie.
Others: Yes ma'am! *run off*
The FIM Pinkie Pie was driving to Canterlot. RDP Pinkie was sticking to her plan on taking nuclear weapons.
FIM Pinkie: So what's with all these nuclear weapons Ты want?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie has plans to use these weapons to bomb Fluttershy's house! Hehehehahahahahaha!
FIM Pinkie: Your Fluttershy, или my Fluttershy?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie's Fluttershy. She has not met the version of Fluttershy of this world yet. We're at the castle, stop here.
FIM Pinkie: *stops car*
RDP Pinkie: Now wait here, and Pinkie will return with the weapons. *goes to Celestia*
FIM Pinkie: (Why does she Переместить like a poorly animated cartoon?)
RDP Pinkie: Helloooo Celestia, yes.
Celestia: Hi Pinkie Pie. What brings Ты to Canterlot?
RDP Pinkie: (She's not british! или a mockery to Twilight! Whatever, Ты have something important to do) Pinkie would like to see your nuclear weapons, или bombs.
Celestia: Really?
RDP Pinkie: yes. Pinkie believes these 5,000 bits will cover for what you've got.
Celestia: *sees money* Ok. Please follow me.
RDP Pinkie: *follows Celestia*
Celestia: *opens door* These airplanes have bombs loaded in them already. Please take a look at them all, and choose what Ты want.
Meanwhile
RDP Twilight: *enters house* Ugh, I'm so bored here. I wanna go back to my version of Equestria.
RDP Spike: What about all those things Ты enjoyed when we were outside?
RDP Twilight: True. But there's nothing to do here.
FIM радуга Dash: Except for sabotage with our minds! *kicks RDP Twilight*
FIM Twilight: Man, I told Ты not to attack them!!
FIM радуга Dash: I don't give a buck, one of them made me look like a pussy! Where's радуга Dash?!
RDP Spike: You're еще smarter then the радуга Dash from our world, that's for sure.
FIM радуга Dash: Shut up, and talk! *grabs gun*
FIM Applejack: Whoa whoa whoa, where did Ты get that?
FIM радуга Dash: My boyfriend gave it to me!
Back at Sweet яблоко Acres
RDP радуга Dash: *wakes up* Эй, Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet яблоко Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP радуга Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: радуга Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP радуга Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get Ты free *unties радуга Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP радуга Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP радуга Dash: *pushes chair*
RDP Applejack: *falls over* Ow! What are Ты doing?
RDP радуга Dash: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Applebloom: This can't be for real. *cuts rope*
RDP Applejack: Oh thank Ты Applebloom! Now we gotta go. *runs*
RDP радуга Dash: *Flies*
Meanwhile...
RDP Spike: We don't know where she is! All we know she's with Applejack!
FIM радуга Dash: So they're at Sweet яблоко Acres?
RDP Spike: Maybe!!
FIM радуга Dash: *fires gun*
RDP Spike: *dodges bullet* Jeez! What do Ты want from us?! We don't know anything!!!
RDP Twilight: *makes gun disappear*
FIM радуга Dash: Oh damnit.
RDP Twilight: Now listen. We really need to get back to our world. Get your Twilight to make a portal, and I'll go find my friends.
RDP Spike: They probably won't be your Друзья after we get back.
Then suddenly еще bullets hit the Стена near Twilight, and Spike.
RDP Twilight: What... The... Fuck?!
FIM радуга Dash: *using sparkle cannon* Who сказал(-а) we were done here?
Still. Could be worse
Pinkie Pie: Hehehehehehahahaha!!! Pinkie has acquired her aircraft. She can now go bomb Fluttershy's house!!
Police: *flying helicopters*
Pinkie Pie: No! Those cops are chasing Pinkie! What is Pinkie doing wrong?
Police: Ты are in a military air space, Ты must land!!
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie cannot surrender! *shoots helicopters*
Police: Nooo *crash*
FIM Pinkie: She did what?!
Celestia: Apparently, the other Pinkie flew the airplane I gave her, and she attacked two police helicopters.
FIM Pinkie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein! Now they'll think I shot them!!
Celestia: I'll inform the police about this at once.
Returning to the RDP Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora.
Rarity: If Ты didn't try to curse us, we would't be in this mess!
Zecora: That's it! With радуга Dash missing, I'll have to curse you. Aaaaaaaaa
Rarity: Yeah, like that's going to work.
Zecora: Ok, Ты two are cursed now *runs off*
Fluttershy: Um. What do we do?
Rarity: Nothing!! That's what we do about everything!! Now I'm going to go find a stallion to rape
While Rarity, and Fluttershy were being cursed the RDP Twilight, and spike were still being interrogated by most of the FIM Mane 6.
FIM радуга Dash: *holding sparkle cannon* Who сказал(-а) we were done here?
RDP Twilight: I did, now let us go!
FIM Twilight: I'm really sorry about this. *shoot bullets*
RDP Twilight: *dodges fire*
RDP Spike: Oh boy, this will go on forever.
FIM радуга Dash: Ты just gotta tell us where the impostures are.
RDP радуга Dash: Hi Twilight
FIM радуга Dash: *shoots other RD*
RDP радуга Dash: Waaahhhhh! Oh my god! What was that for?!
FIM радуга Dash: Ты made me look weak! In front of Applejack!!!
FIM Applejack: It was pretty funny though. How did Big Mac let Ты escape?
RDP радуга Dash: It was Applebloom that let us free.
RDP Applejack: Why would Ты tell them that?
RDP радуга Dash: I don't know. I really want to get out of here though.
Zecora: Hey, I cursed Rarity, and Fluttershy,
FIM Rarity: What? What kind of Zecora are you?
Zecora: Aaaaaaahhhhhh
FIM Twilight: Man, what's she doing?!
RDP радуга Dash: She's trying to curse you!! I'll defend you! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Zecora: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
RDP радуга Dash: AAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Zecora: Ugh, she keeps messing up my curse! You're lucky.
RDP Pinkie: *crashes airplane in Twilight's house* NO!! Pinkie attacked the wrong house!!!
RDP Fluttershy: *arrives with Rarity* Meep meep meep!
RDP Rarity: What?
RDP Twilight: I speak some retard. She сказал(-а) she's glad that Pinkie can't bomb her house.
RDP Rarity: Oh. I didn't find any stallions to rape, so let's go.
Zecora: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh this isn't a curse aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And suddenly, we all started to go back to our Главная world. After we arrived my leg was no longer broken, and the first thing I did after that was use the bathroom.
Fluttershy kept speaking retard, until she took some english classes, and learned english again.
Rarity got cursed by not being able to make out with stallions. Instead, she was forced to have lesbian sex.
Pinkie went back to doing whatever it is communists do when they discover a new place. They write about it, and plan to nuke it.
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса just went back to work on her farm. She would kick trees, and apples would fall. That's pretty much all she does.
Then Twilight was дана another potion, and permanently became an alicorn. I think now she's a princess for leaving Ponyville for a while.
Sooo
The End!
RDP characters
радуга Dash
Twilight
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Zecora
Regular characters
Celestia
радуга Dash
TwilightApplejack
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Big Mac
Applebloom
I know this may not be my best fanfic, but I really liked working on it.
This has been a Seanthehedgehog Production
Created in 2013
Special Scene
Fluttershy: *feeding animals*
Pinkie Pie: *flying bomber*
Fluttershy: *sees bomber*
Pinkie Pie: *drops bombs* Hehehehehehahahahhahaha!!
Huge explosions occurred, and Fluttershy, along with her Животные were killed.
(roar!) сказал(-а) Dark shadow. Run! сказал(-а) изумруд and twilight. What are we going to! сказал(-а) Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! сказал(-а) Twilight.
(Roar!) сказал(-а) dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us сказал(-а) Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped сказал(-а) Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.
To be continued.....................
The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the Далее part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No пони shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every пони shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
или else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at радуга Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No пони shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every пони shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
или else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at радуга Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved by many. I made them laugh. Then one день I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that Эй, apologized! She's giving Ты a оладья, кекс, маффин Магазин right Далее to my кекс shop! OMG and Ты get to have me throw Ты a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved by many. I made them laugh. Then one день I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that Эй, apologized! She's giving Ты a оладья, кекс, маффин Магазин right Далее to my кекс shop! OMG and Ты get to have me throw Ты a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
First things first, thank Ты to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony Статья I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even еще similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.
1. Ты go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and Ты admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. Ты try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. Ты do prove it.
6. Ты hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, или Фаны of ponies.
8. Ты discover who your true Друзья are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best Статьи I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
1. Ты go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and Ты admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. Ты try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. Ты do prove it.
6. Ты hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, или Фаны of ponies.
8. Ты discover who your true Друзья are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best Статьи I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
