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One night, in one of the huts, me, Shredder, and радуга Dash were in a room with all the potatoes. We were trying to make moonshine.

After a few attempts, they decided to try out their drink.

Sean: *Drinks small amount of moonshine* Wow.
Shredder: *drinks moonshine* Wow!
радуга Dash: *Drinks moonshine, then coughs* Wow!

Далее morning.

Shredder: *Sets up table*
Sean: *Sets up Equestrian Flag*
радуга Dash: *Carrying drums*
Sean: *Carrying flute*
Shredder: *Has garbage can set as cannon, then shoots the lid off*
Ponies: *Coming out of huts*
Sean: *Blows in flute*
Shredder: Ten hut! March!
Sean: *Playing Yankee Doodle*

The three of us then started to walk around the camp, waking up everypony.

Pablo: *wakes up* What is all this?
Volk: It's the fourth of July! They must be celebrating the Equestrian Revolution.
Celestia: What is all this?
Bartholomew: I haven't the slightest idea.
Shredder: *stops* Princess, Ты and your roommates are invited for free drinks over at the washdown.
радуга Dash: Down with the British!
Bartholomew: Yeah yeah.
Jade: What kind of drinks did Ты make?
Shredder: You'll see.
радуга Dash: Down with the British!
Shredder: Aaand, march!

And we started marching back to the washdown.

Major Skyler: *Holding gun* What is this?
Griffon 47: They don't seem to be doing anything rebellious.
Major Skyler: I guess you're right *Puts gun away*
Sean: Come one, come all, get your free drink of moonshine.
Ponies: *Taking drinks*
Sean: *Pouring moonshine in glass*
Applejack: What is this?
Sean: Moonshine, Equestrian Moonshine, just the way Ты like it.
Applejack: *Takes glass of moonshine*
Shredder: Keep it coming everypony.
Ponies: *Taking drinks*
Sean: Don't get any on your clothes ma'am.
Sacred Symphony: Thanks.
Sean: Keep it moving.
Pablo: *takes drink*
Sean: Don't smoke right after Ты drink. There's no smoking!
Major Skyler: Luke, Jordyn, come with me. *Goes in hut*
Sean: *drinking moonshine* Keep it coming *Coughs* Keep it- *Coughing*
радуга Dash: *Drinks moonshine* No taxation without representation.
Sean: Keep it coming, wait. What? (How did she say that entire sentence without coughing?)
Shredder: *Sits Далее to Brewster* Well, what do Ты think of it?
Brewster: I'll tell Ты what this isn't. It's not homemade brandy, it's a really good drink. *drinks moonshine* Ты did creat greating this... I mean, Ты did great creating this.
Sean: How do Ты like it?
Celestia: It's a dreat grink, great drink. How are- how are you, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса getting along?
Sean: We seem to be getting along alright Princhess- Princess.
Celestia: *Looks at Bartholomew* It's good stuff Sean.
Sean: Thank you.
Jade: We're almost getting out of here Applejack.
Applejack: And then we can continue running our farms.
Jade: What if we get caught on the way?
Applejack: *frowns*
Jade: Aw, don't give me that look. We'll be listening to country once we get back into Ponyville. *Singing* Ridin' down the highway, who wants to be the DJ?
Applejack: I'll find a spot on the side of the road, Ты find somethin' on the radio!
Major Skyler: *sees wood* Do Ты two know anything about this?
Jordyn & Luke: No.
Pablo: Bartholomew, goons in 105.
Bartholomew: Try not to pay any attention. If they see Ты looking at them, then they'll know they found something.
Major Skyler & Luke: *Leaves room*
Jordyn: *Pouring cup of coffee* Finally, I get to *Burns herself, and drops cup*

Suddenly, she heard a strange noise.

Jordyn: *Pours coffee near stove*

It sounded like the coffee was going further down then it really was.

Jordyn: Major!
Major Skyler: *Arrives* What?
Jordyn: *Pours coffee near stove*
Major Skyler: I know what's going on! *Knocks down stove* Those prisoners were digging a tunnel! *Moves tile* Aha!! *Blows whistle*
Celestia: Oh christ, they found Tom!
Griffons: *Running into camp holding an MP40*
Applejack: *Slowly walks towards fence*
Sean: What happened?
Sacred Symphony: It's the tunnel. They found Tom.
Shredder: So much for success!
Applejack: *getting close to fence*
Sean: *sees Applejack* Applejack! *Runs towards her*
Ponies: *Following Sean* Don't climb that fence!!
Applejack: *Climbing fence*
Griffon 98: STOP!! *Pointing gun at Applejack* STOP!!
Sean: *Kicks Griffon*
Griffon 53: *Pushes Sean on ground*
Griffon in guard tower: *Shoots twenty bullets*
Applejack: *gets shot in the head*

яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was dead.

Sean: *Picks up Applejack's hat*
Griffon 53: *Pointing gun at Sean*
Sean: *Puts hat on heart, and stays silent for ten seconds*

After respecting the dead, I went to where Bartholomew was.

Sean: Sir, let me know the exact locations that Ты need. I'm going out tonight.
Bartholomew: Right. Everypony else will dig around the clock.

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It was the early years of celestia, celestia and Luna had just turned discord to stone, their brother огонь dash was heavely injured as before celestia and luna used the elements of harmony, he fought discord and this is his story

"Brother, we must retrieve the elements, untill then stay in the castle" сказал(-а) celestia, her mane waving in the wind,
"I will sister, Ты can always trust me" the young prince сказал(-а) bowing his head then he looked to his other sister, luna
"sister, remember that when Ты return Ты teach me how to control fire" Luna then laughed at this and сказал(-а) to her brother with cheer...
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Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her Главная dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back сказал(-а) artifact by winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won сказал(-а) vote three times over,...
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 Peter's wife, Kayla
Peter's wife, Kayla
At the hospital, a пони on a постель, кровати was being rolled down a hallway. He was being filmed by news reporters.

News: Can Ты tell us who did this to you?
Scorpio: It was somepony working for the San Franciscolt Police Department. Some call him Dirty Harry, and he beat me up like this for no reason.
Captain: *turns off tv* Explain this to me.
Harry: I was nowhere near him.
Captain: Then how come he's saying Ты beat him up?!
Harry: He's framing me.
Captain: If Ты touch him once more, I'm gonna suspend Ты of your work.
Harry: Yeah whatever *leaves police station*

Harry was at another hospital where...
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Yes, yes. Queen Chrysalis may be evil....but she was not always evil. I had a meeting with Queen Chrysalis, and....her life was completely ruined when she was only 10. Lets start....

A loooooooong time ago, when Celestia, Luna, Discord, Cadence, Chrysalis, and Sombra were only fillies in school, Chrysalis was a beautiful alicorn. She wasn't evil at all. They all went to the same school, and the same class (3rd grade). Nopony had their cutiemarks yet. Lots of colts loved Chrysalis because of her sweetness, and beauty. But for some reason, Cadence hated her.

In class, with Celestia, Luna, Sombra,...
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Con met up with the M.I.3 agent, and it was Fenix Lighter.

Con: Hi Fenix.
Fenix: Didn't know I'd be doing a mission with Ты Con. How are ya?
Con: Good. I see Ты have another bad car.
Fenix: The EMC tester? It hasn't let me down yet.
Con: Good. Those things tend to break down.

The two Друзья drove away, but when they left Charleen arrived. Then their car broke down.

Fenix: I can fix it. Wrench
Con: *hands wrench* What do Ты know about the mexicans?
Fenix: I know that they hate germans like me, so I can't stay long. Screwdriver
Con: *hands screwdriver* How close can Ты get me?
Fenix: To a cemetary....
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 Another Название screen
Another title screen
I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do Ты want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you. Follow...
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Back with the story......

All the little ponies headed to Nikki's farm, because they knew they would find something militaryish to put on.

Pacifica: Oh my, my, my! What kind of house is this?!
Azura: This, is called a barn.
GW: She's right, right now, we're in a barn.
Pacifica: Ewww! Dirt! I stepped on dirt! AHHHH! *faints*
MH: Seriously?!?! She faints because of dirt?!?
Nikki: Eeyup.
Stormy: Yes.
CS: True.
Azura: Look girls! I found a military uniform! (Holds uniform up to everypony)
CS: Whoa...
GW: AWESOME!
MH: Cool!
Nikki: *chuckles* well would ya look at that! Azura found my Хэллоуин costume Ah wore...
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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some Капкейки shoutouts, so if Ты haven't read Cupcakes, please do. Комментарии will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement by the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie сказал(-а) she was sorry, her expression сказал(-а) a different story. A week after...
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Flippy(not flipped out)
Intro:this is my first crossover fanfic with 2 cartoons, it probably isn't that great.

Chapter 1:Flip out
It was a normal день for twilight sparkle, Spike was doing chores and she was getting ready to go to one of Pinkie pie's parties. There was someone new in ponyville, and from what Twilight heard from Pinkie, he's pretty cool. She was walking to sugarcube corner nopony was outside, which meant Pinkie had invited everypony in ponyville. When she got to sugarcube corner the party was in full swing, all the party Еда was out and there were plenty of games and music, typical Pinkie pie party....
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Twilight was studying on a normal день when suddenly all the lights went out.
When Twilight looked outside everything was dark!
How could this be! сказал(-а) Twilight.
Twilight went outside to see what was causing the darkness.
Maybe Zecora can help me! сказал(-а) Twilight.
So Twilight Sparkle was heading to the Everfree Forest to find Zecora.
It was dark but Twilight wasn't afraid she was running when suddenly she finds a green unicorn trapped in a hole.
I will help Ты сказал(-а) Twilight.
So Twilight pulls the Green unicorn up from the hole.
I am изумруд and thank Ты so much сказал(-а) the green unicorn.
Your welcome сказал(-а) Twilight.

To be continued........................