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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.

Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.

He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.

Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter is too slow with our bags, and now a fat fuck arrives. What's next, a gay pony?
Gordon: Hey, I came over to see if I could help you, but since Ты insulted me, I guess you'll have to sort out your bags by yourself.
Passenger: Okay, don't go!
Gordon: That's what I want to here. *Carrying luggage*

He put five suitcases on his back, and put them in one of the passenger cars.

Passenger 464: Whoa, that was cool.
Gordon: Now, please don't try to boss me around like Ты did to that other porter.
Passengers: We promise, as long as Ты don't try to перфоратор, удар, пунш us.
Gordon: All right. Sounds good. *Putting luggage in baggage cars*
Passengers: *Boarding train*
Gordon: *Puts all the bags in train* Okay, I believe that's it.
Conductor: *Walks up* What are Ты doing here?
Gordon: I'm Gordon Suite, I work for this railroad.
Conductor: I've never seen Ты here before. Are Ты new?
Gordon: I've been working on the Union Pacific for five years, but I've never been in Portland before.
Conductor: Well, let me be the first to welcome Ты here.
Gordon: Thanks. *sees green signal* Get in the train, we need to go.
Conductor: Uh, Ты have to stay here, and help with the Далее train.
Gordon: When will that be here?
Conductor: In half an hour.
Gordon: Alright.
Conductor: *Gets in train*
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice, and drives out of station*
Gordon: *sits on bench* Well, that went good.

Soon, the station master arrived.

P.S.M: Excuse me, who are you?
Gordon: Gordon Suite, Union Pacific engineer.
P.S.M: If you're an engineer, why were Ты doing that porter's job?
Gordon: He punched a passenger, and just left.
P.S.M: Did he now?
Gordon: Yeah.
P.S.M: Well Gordon, just let me ask Ты one еще question. Where do Ты normally work on the U.P?
Gordon: Cheyenne.

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♥Apple Jack♥
Before she became one of her family's best яблоко gatherers, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса tried her hoof at the sophisticated life. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса leaves the farm and heads to the big city of Manehattan to Присоединиться her Aunt and Uncle Orange, who promised to shape up the little filly into that of elegance. During an evening get-together with some of the other regal Equestrians, AJ tells them how much she loves the city with her new high-society accent, but she causes a raise of eyebrows when she mentions the life she left behind. Thankfully, her awkward moment is interuppted as ужин arrives. But it turns...
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The last solstice




AUTHORS NOTE: Since I had to explain a lot of stuff here, this is the longest chapter I've ever written. Just wanted to let Ты know, so be prepared! In order to get into the atmosphere, let me recommend Ты a few songs for this part of the story, which goes well with the plot.

1: Pitch Black Theme

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2: Two Steps From Hell - Archangel

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3: The Lion King: Battle at Pride Rock/Cleansing Rain/The Ascension

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Chapter 43: The solstice



Nocturnal Mirage Остаться в живых track of time as he was sobbing violently over the lifeless body of his beloved Princess. He still could not comprehend...
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 "I can do this on my own!"
"I can do this on my own!"
When яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса noticed that her mare friend saw that she wasn't doing well, she came over to AJ. "Um...you..sure Ты don't need my help?" "NO!" яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса yelled where every пони heard her. радуга Dash felt embarrassed having her mare friend frustrated this way. "Here AJ, let me..." The Pegasus took Apple's club and placed it in the farmer's hooves. "I can do this on my own!!" She shouted at the пони trying to help her. At this moment all the other ponies stopped and watched as this was happening. A staff пони came up to яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса and said, " Miss, if Ты can't control your anger I will have to escort Ты off the course" by this time яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса had no patience for any пони telling her what to do. She pointed the club at the pony's snout while angrily yelling "if Ты keep telling me.." "Um AJ, lets just leave". "No! I wanna finish this dang hole!!! AND NO пони IS GONNA TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!" ......
 Embarrassed радуга Dash
Embarrassed Rainbow Dash
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The forest. Trixie has built the manger and is hammering the last few nails in place. Her hair white uncombed. It actually kinda pretty. In a unkempt kinda way. Saten stays in the back, smoking a jointas he's not needed. And feel "needs one"

Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head.

Trixie: (to Saten) Any еще of those?

Saten: Ты smoke?

Trixie: not til just now.

Saten: Good point (passes the joint to her and she uses it) May wanna take it slow. Your first time using it sense that hippy концерт Ты went too.

Trixie: (coughs)...
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1.RAinbow Dash And радуга Blitz
2.FlutterDash
3.Rainbow Dash and Soarin
4.Applejack and Brayburn
5.Shining Armor and Cadence
6.Pinkie and Cheese
7.Spike And Rarity
8.Twilight And Flash sentry
9.Big Mac and Cherilee

Reasons think there meant to be или I like them :

1.They have the same cutie mark which means they're meant to be together.
2. Who doesnt Любовь Yuri ? Not to mention with ponies !!!
3.Theyre both in the Wonderbolts !! Need I say еще ?
4.They both have(red) apples for cutie marks.
5.theyre in the Canterlot Wedding episode and completely dedicated to one another.
6.They're both party ponies.
7.Do I really need to say it?
8.She blushes every time she gets near him.
9.They fell in Любовь cause of a potion.
Twilight Sparkle and her Друзья should be careful, because this Список is about their enemies. This Список is about my вверх 5 Избранное Equestria Girls antagonists so both villains and their sidekicks are allowed.

5. Sunset Shimmer

Sunset Shimmer is the main antagonist in the 2013 Equestria Girls film. She was a cool enemy to Twilight Sparkle who managed to be quite threatening. In the sequels she's not a villain. Darn. Um I mean good. Sort of.

4 and 3. Snips and Snails

Snips and Snails share the part of secondary antagonist in the 2013 Equestria Girls film. They were Sunset Shimmer's sidekicks...
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Am I excited about the 2017 My Little пони film? Well I'm nervouscited for the upcoming My Little пони film.

A major problem I have with the upcoming film is that it's not a Equestria Girls film. Because of that I'm worried that Twilight sparkle's Друзья will be protagonists. I think that Twilight's Друзья are weak protagonists, but decent supporting characters. I'm worried about Sunset Shimmer not being in the film. How can Ты have a good My Little пони film without Sunset? I'm hoping that Celestia, Luna, the cutie mark crusaders, and Starlight Glimmer don't appear in the film. I hope that...
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