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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the пони Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to Присоединиться their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend радуга Dash. They were sleeping when this all happened.

Nazi pilots: *flying by радуга Dash's cloudhouse* Get ready to drop the soldiers.
Nazi leiutenants: Parachute down there on my command.
Nazi soldiers: *wait*
Nazi pilots: *pass by cloudhouse* Now!
Nazi soldiers: *parachute out of plane*
Sean: *wakes up*
радуга Dash: *snoring*
Sean: Dash? Wake up.
радуга Dash: *wakes up* I'm sorry, did my snoring wake Ты up?
Sean: No, I heard a few airplanes. Where's my machine gun?
радуга Dash: In the кухня
Sean: *runs to kitchen*
Nazis: *look through window* Don't see anyone.
Sean: *looks out other window* I knew it. Nazis.
радуга Dash: Don't they ever quit?
Sean: Unless they wanna get executed, no.
радуга Dash: Shoot them.
Sean: I can't. They're too far.
Nazis: *getting close*
Sean: Now *kills Nazis*
радуга Dash: There's still one alive.
Nazi: *shoots near window*
Sean: *opens window*
Nazi: *shoots облако wall*
Sean: That can't be good. *kills Nazi*
радуга Dash: If they're wanting us dead, they must be after the rest of my friends.
Sean: We gotta stop them, and alert everypony!

After killing the enemy I got in my car with радуга Dash, and we started going to Sweet яблоко Acres. Along the way, it started snowing, but we weren't sure why.

Sean: Do Ты suppose Twilight did this to fuck things up?
радуга Dash: Maybe. It could be part of her plan.
Sean: *enters sweet яблоко acres*
радуга Dash: *looks at ponies* Wow, there's a lot of them here.
Sean: Seems like яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса did half of our job for us. Now we just gotta see what's going on. *stops*
Applejack: радуга Dash! Are Ты alright?
радуга Dash: I'm fine. Sean prevented Robotnik's soldiers from attacking me.
Applejack: Good for you.
Sean: What's going on? Why are all these ponies here?
Applejack: Dr. Robotnik has tried to attack Ponyville, much of his soldiers were killed, but they still took Ponyville, and are probably coming here soon.
Sean: Great. What's with all the snow?
Applejack: Some of the pegasi did this to get defenses set up.
радуга Dash: And how is snow going to protect us?
Applejack: We'll dig a trench.
Sean: And what? We all hide in the trench?
Big Mac: Eeyup *starts digging*
Sean: What do we have for weapons?
Applejack: Rarity just finished delivering Thompson SMG's and lots of ropes.
радуга Dash: Any grenades?
Applejack: Of course. We can't forget about that now can we?
Sean: No we can't.

Meanwhile in Canterlot, the Nazis were making plans.

Twilight: *watching Nazis* Things are going good men. Now why am I here again?
Colonel Kramer: We called Ты down here to discuss Dr. Robotnik's plan.
Twilight: And where is Dr. Robotnik?
Colonel Kramer: Back at Mobius getting reinforcements.
Major Von Hapen: We don't need that much.
Twilight: Man, we do need a lot! As a matter of fact, we're close to getting the griffons, and changelings into helping us.
Major Von Hapen: And what about Princess Celestia?
Twilight: We'll capture her, but we need to capture two fillies named Diamond Tiara, and SilverSpoon.
Colonel Kramer: What is the point in all this? We're supposed to destroy this world, not become allies with it! The last thing we need is to make our army look cute-
Twilight: *chokes Colonel Kramer* Man I find that word to be insulting.
Colonel Kramer: *choking*
Major Von Hapen: Enough of this! Twilight, release him!!
Twilight: As Ты wish *releases Colonel Kramer*
Colonel Kramer: *breathes normally*
Twilight: Now, are we going to let the griffons, and changelings Присоединиться us?
Colonel Kramer: Yes. We'll get Major Von Hapen, and a squad of Nazis to make negotiations with them.

While Major Von Hapen went to negotiate with the griffons, the defense in Sweet яблоко Acres was all set.

Applejack: We need eight pegasi to go out there, and shoot any soldiers.
Big Mac: Eeyup.
радуга Dash: I'll volunteer as one.
Shredder: Me too.
Applejack: Now we only need six.
Sean: Fluttershy?
радуга Dash: She wouldn't want to go out there.
Fluttershy: She's right *hides*
Applejack: But Ты gotta go out there.
Fluttershy: *sighs* Fine, I'll do it.
Sean: Now to get the wonderbolts.

But as we were getting the pegasi set up, three Nazi planes were heading toward us.

Nazi pilots: They're all set up, shoot them!
Sean: *grabs tree*
Applejack: *jaw drops*
Sean: *hits planes with tree* Homerun!
Applejack: Quick! Get Soarin, Spitfire, and Fleetfoot here. Derpy, and Cloudkicker will take the remaining positions.
радуга Dash: It's all set. *grabs gun, grenade and rope*
Applejack: Everyone else in the trenches!
Sean: *Gets in*
Ponies: *Get in trenches*

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Fluttershy: *looking through binoculars*
Sean: *feels ground shaking* Whoa! What's happening?
Fluttershy: Oh my! The enemy has huge walkers.
Sean: What? *takes binoculars*
Nazis: *Driving huge walkers*
Sean: This can't be good.
Applejack: Get the pegasi out there, now!
Nazi: We're getting toward enemy territory
Sean: This is bad
Nazis: Now *fires missile*
Sean: TAKE COVER!!!!
Ponies: *take cover*
радуга Dash: All pegasi on me! *flies*
Fluttershy: *gulp* *follows*
Pegasi: *follow*
Nazis: This is their plan of attack?
радуга Dash: *shoots armor*
Fluttershy: *shoots windows*
радуга Dash: The armor is too thick, we gotta use something else.
Derpy: *being stupid* How about snow?
Nazis: *shoot Derpy*
радуга Dash: Derpy! пони down!
Shredder: I may have an idea *flies toward walker legs*
Nazis: The fuck is he doing?
Shredder: *wraps rope around walker legs*
радуга Dash: Alright! Nice!
Nazis: Wait, we can't move!

The walker soon falls on the ground.

Derpy: *running away*
Pegasi: *drop grenades*
Nazis: *Die*
радуга Dash: One down, four to go. *grabs rope*

радуга Dash, and the rest of the pegasi continued defending sweet яблоко acres with a counter attack.

Nazis: Stop the blue one. *shoots радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: Ow!! *heads toward ground*
Shredder: Dashie!
радуга Dash: *lands on ground*
Nazis: *driving walker* What now?
Twilight: Man, step on her!
Nazis: *get walker toward радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *moves out of the way*
Nazis: We killed her.
Pegasi: *getting shot*
Shredder: Retreat!!
Ponies: *leave*
Sean: *running away*
радуга Dash: *stands up* This isn't over yet *flies to bottom of walker, then puts grenade in, and flies away*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder: What was that?
радуга Dash: Something cool. Get the last two!
Sean: I got this. *grabs ground*
Nazis: It's Sean The Hedgehog! Kill him!
Sean: *throws ground at Nazis*
Nazis: AAH!! *die*
Applejack: Ты got them all.
Sean: I did? I thought I only got one.
Shredder: Great work. Both you, and Dash.
радуга Dash: *hugs Shredder*
Shredder: I'm so glad I didn't lose another sister.
радуга Dash: Wait! We had another sister?
Shredder: Yeah. My parents didn't want Ты to know, but I think Ты must know now.
радуга Dash: Know what?
Sean: Something doesn't seem right.
Shredder: Please, let me explain. Dash, before Ты were born, our parents gave birth to another pony.
радуга Dash: Where is she?
Shredder: Dead. The both of us were going to the park when she died. We were crossing the road, when a пони who was texting while driving ran her over.
Sean: Oh no.
Shredder: She was a unicorn too. We taught her how to use spells to defend herself, but I think it was too late.
Sean: What color was she?
Shredder: Purple. She also had a dark blue mane.

Suddenly, Luna arrived with Spike.

Spike: Everypony, Luna has some important news!
Ponies: *gather around*
Luna: The griffons, and changelings have joined Dr. Robotnik's army.
Sean: Oh no!
Ponies: No!!
Spike: But there's worse news.
Luna: Princess Celestia has been kidnapped by Robotnik's army. She had some escorts to get her here, but they were shot down. Shitty bastards. The guards were shitty bastards, или I should say double shitty bastards for not taking my advice. Anyway...
Spike: *pulls out big map*
Luna: *points to map* Here she is, in a town called Bethlehem, in the Schloss Adler. The замок of Eagles. Believe me, she's well there, because the Nazis set up this замок very quickly. Our job is to get inside there, and get her out as soon as possible, before they have a chance to get information out of her.
Shredder: How are Ты sure she's there Luna?
Luna: The airplane they were in crashed right between the border of Canterlot, and Bethlehem. The замок was only a few miles away. Where else would they take her?
Shredder: How did the plane crash princess?
Luna: The Schloss Adler has a Triple A gun, which is used for shooting down planes. Anyways, that's not important.
Spike: *puts away map*
Luna: What is important is that we get her out before she talks, или I should say, Ты get her out.
Sean: Who's going?
Luna: I'm glad Ты asked. I am sending you, Shredder, and Colgate for this operation.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: We wanna go too.
Luna: Tiara, I think Ты guys are too young for this operation.
Spike: And I don't think Ты understand the situation we're in. Ты see, the Nazis have captured Celestia. You, and two other ponies must go save her. And of course, we have Sean.
Sean: *stares at Spike*
Spike: Ты see Sean here, is from the same world Robotnik is from. He has a good chance of helping us defeat this evil man.
Luna: Right. Anymore questions?
Silverspoon: I have a few. What is this all about? I mean why is that peice of shit Celestia important?! I mean-
Luna: That'll do Silverspoon.
Spike: I think Ты better let me explain this to her. It's painfully simple Silverspoon. Celestia is very important to us, and we must bring her back.
Silverspoon: Wait, do Ты mean the princess?
Spike: Yes.
Silverspoon: Oh *looks at Luna* I'm sorry Luna.
Luna: That's alright. Sean the hedgehog will be the leader of the group, and if Ты have anymore questions, Sean will answer them.

20 минуты later, a Nazi airplane was flying out of Ponyville.

Snips: *flying airplane*
Sean: I knew he could drive a truck, but not an airplane.
Shredder: I didn't know that жеребенок, кольт could drive.
Sean: Let's keep it that way.
Snails: Stand up, and get your parachute connected to the wire.

We did what Snails told us to do. We then waited for еще instructions

Snails: *opens door*
Snips: *flies over snowy mountain*
Sean: *waits*
Snips: Get ready, we're approaching the drop area.
Snails: Stand by!
Ponies: *Wait*
Sean: *waits*
Snips: *turns left*

A green light turned on

Snails: Green light, go!
Sean: *jumps*
Colgate: *jumps*
Diamond Tiara: *jumps*
Silverspoon: *jumps*
Shredder: *jumps*

All five of us deployed our parachutes, and a care package was dropped.

радуга Dash: *in airplane*
Snails: Get ready to jump.
радуга Dash: Jump? I've got wings! *flies out of plane*

Soon we landed, and the care package was not far away.

Sean: *runs to care package*
Shredder: *arrives*
Sean: *opens care package*
Shredder: *Take backpack*
Diamond Tiara: *takes backpack*
Silverspoon: *Takes Backpack*
Sean: *notices Colgate is missing* Where's Colgate?
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: ?
Shredder: Well, last time I saw her, she drifted toward those trees. *points at trees .3 miles away*
Sean: Alright, spread out. Look for Colgate. *walks away*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *looks together*
Shredder: *looking*
Diamond Tiara: *finds Colgate* SEAN!!
Sean: *walks toward others*
Shredder: *follows*
Sean: *looks at Colgate*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *look at each other*
Sean: *looks at neck* Her neck is broken.
Diamond Tiara: Shit!
Silverspoon: What do we do now? Do we bury her, или leave her here?
Sean: We leave her here. The snow will cover her in a couple of hours. Ты better go get the rest of the equipment. I want to see if the radio is still working.
Ponies: *go to equipment*
Sean: *looks at radio* (Seems alright.) *checks Colgate's body* this doesn't seem right *looks at neck* There's a bruise on there.

I put the radio back, and that's when my partners returned.

Shredder: We got everything.
Sean: Good work. Now there's a house nearby where we can go check our equipment.
Silverspoon: What about the ponies that live in there?
Sean: There aren't any. This is a high pasture area. The ponies that live there arrive at May, and are brought out in September. Come on, let's go.

All four of us slowly made our way down the холм, хилл to get to the house. It stopped snowing, but it was freezing.

Once we got in

Sean: *lights lamp* Alright, that should do nicely.
Silverspoon: Yes. We'll cook some things.
Sean: Yes, Ты can cook... Some hot Шоколад или make попкорн while I.. call Princess Luna on the radio. Shit, I left the number with Colgate.
Diamond Tiara: I'll get it.
Sean: No no, it's alright. Shredder, you're in charge while I'm gone. If I'm not back in an hour, signal me with a flare.
Silverspoon: Won't the enemy see us.
Sean: Robotnik doesn't have any soldiers set up within five miles of here. Nobody leaves here until I come back, and Silverspoon, save me some hot chocolate.
Silverspoon: It'll be cold by then.
Sean: Well at least I won't have to worry about burning my tongue. *leaves*

As soon as I stepped outside, it started snowing again.

Sean: *looks around, then enters shed Далее to house*

When I entered the shed, I thought I heard the sound of a gun.

Sean: *turns on light*
радуга Dash: Halt.
Sean: *Stops*
радуга Dash: Turn around.
Sean: *turns around*
радуга Dash: *Smiles* Good time getting here.
Sean: Yes, I have to agree with you. Did Ты enjoy the journey?
радуга Dash: Hardly. I nearly froze to death on that shitty plane. Why couldn't Ты have provided me with something warm like a heated suit? I thought Ты loved me.
Sean: All is fair in love, and war. Right now, we're dealing with both.
радуга Dash: What happened?
Sean: Colgate was killed when we jumped out. Her neck seemed bruised. Someone hit her with either the back of a knife, или part of a gun.
радуга Dash: Ты know who killed her?
Sean: Maybe, I'll just have to wait, and see what happens. Now listen, I need Ты to meet me at a place inside Bethlehem. By a bar called Alpine, there is a shed there Далее to a building called Eisenwarengeschäft. Meet me there at 8:00 AM tomorrow.
радуга Dash: How do Ты know these things? The Alpine Bar, and Eisenwarengeschäft?
Sean: *ignores her question*
радуга Dash: I'm entitled to know.
Sean: You're entitled to know nothing. *turns off light*
радуга Dash: We've been working together for a long time now, and this is how Ты act?
Sean: Yes, for the time being
радуга Dash: If I were the marrying kind-
Sean: *kisses радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *hugs Sean* I thought Ты were in a hurry.
Sean: Something came up. Something 20% cooler.

Nearby in the house

Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *sleeping*
Shredder: *taking gun apart*
Sean: *leaves shed, then opens door to house*
Shredder: *pulls out gun*
Sean: *enters*
Shredder: *puts away gun* What kept you?
Sean: Well, I was getting the address book, when a family came to me, and looked for a way back to their home. Thanks for waiting up for me.
Shredder: Not a problem.
Sean: *turns on radio, and tries to call Luna*
Shredder: *putting gun back together*
Sean: I can't get a clear reading.
Shredder: Probably the storm.
Sean: Yes. We'll try again first thing tomorrow.

The Далее morning, we were walking through a forest.

Sean: *looks to the left* Shredder, come with me. The rest of Ты stay here. *walks*
Shredder: *folllows*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stays*
Sean: *walking toward cliff*
Shredder: *Stops*
Sean: *stops*

In front of us was the castle. It was standing on вверх of a cliff.

Sean: *pulls out binoculars*
Shredder: This guy has to be crazy.
Sean: Yes, he always is. It's been Robotnik's dream to kill every single animal known in existance to make robots.
Shredder: He wants what?
Sean: Every part of the world will be paved, and the only people living there would be humans, and robots.
Shredder: Hm, that sounds a little nuts.
Sean: Well he is nuts. Now, I want Ты to take the rest of our group over to the other end of the forest. Wait there for me, and be sure to stay behind the trees. *looks through binoculars to castle*
Shredder: *walks away*
Sean: *continues looking*

When Shredder went to get Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon they were nowhere to be found.

Shredder: This can't be good.

Nearby

Nazis: *taking Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon*

Back to me

Sean: *on radio* Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy.
Featherweight: Danny Boy calling Broadsword, wait for Princess Luna.
Luna: This is Princess Luna, what is your current position?
Sean: Woods due west of castle, descending at dusk. Colgate dead, over.
Luna: Was Colgate killed accidentally?
Sean: No.
Luna: By Robotnik's army?
Sean: No. Time of Далее broadcast unknown. Will Ты standby?
Luna: Spike, and I will standby until operation is complete, over. *stands up*
Spike: It looks as though you're right Princess.
Luna: Yes, I'm afraid so. Who else? Sean himself maybe.
Spike: Oh I doubt that. Some people have a sixth sense. Sean has a sixth, seventh, and an eighth.
Luna: Right, well I hope their successful. Otherwise this operation would be for nothing.

Shortly after that, Shredder was looking at the замок through his binoculars.

Shredder: *looks at cable car station*

Suddenly I appeared right behind Shredder

Sean: *lays Далее to him*
Shredder: Take a look down there.
Sean: *sees watchdogs* Dobermans. Just what they need, Dobermans, a guard tower, and a wired fence. It could be hard to get in there, but we'll have to if we're escaping.
Shredder: Yeah. If I'm not mistaken, those are some army barracks over there.
Sean: No mistake Shredder, those are high command areas for training pilots of the Luftwaffe.
Shredder: Luftwaffe? If anything sounds strange I don't have to learn about it.
Sean: I thought Ты knew. Why do Ты think we had Colgate with us? She was going to cast a spell on us to make us look like one of them. How else would we look like a Nazi soldier?
Shredder: Look Sean, this is a problem for whatever world Ты came from. I live in this world, I don't know why the fuck this is happening.
Sean: Shredder you're here because this is your world being attacked.

A helicopter flew past us, but the pilot didn't see us.

At the замок

Nazis: *watching helicopter*
General Rosemeyer: *flying helicopter*
Nazis: *run out to greet general*
General Rosemeyer: *climbs out of helicopter*
Colonel Kramer: Hello General.
General Rosemeyer: Hi Colonel. I've got some good news.
Colonel Kramer: What is it?
General Rosemeyer: Twilight Sparkle got the changelings to Присоединиться us.
Colonel Kramer: That's good. How is Canterlot?
General Rosemeyer: Nothing has changed. Do Ты like my machine?
Colonel Kramer: Seems a little dangerous.
General Rosemeyer: Well Ты must try it.
Colonel Kramer: Ok. Major Wilherm, leader of the Luftwaffe.
Major Wilherm: *salutes*
Colonel Kramer: Major Jones, in charge of weaponry.
Major Jones: *salutes*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, responsible for security.
Colonel Weissner: *salutes*
Colonel Kramer: Major Von Hapen, gestapo.
Major Von Hapen: *salutes*
General Rosemeyer: *looks at Major Von Hapen*

The major just stood there, with a serious look on his face, and his arm still up.

General Rosemeyer: *walks away*
Colonel Kramer: *follows* Is everything to your liking?
General Rosemeyer: There is one thing. Does Major Von Hapen know about Celestia?
Colonel Kramer: I have not yet informed the major about Princess Celestia.
General Rosemeyer: Great. If possible we must keep the gestapo out of this. We must deal with it ourselves, for the time being.
Colonel Kramer: What about those griffons?
General Rosemeyer: They'll be here in 20 minutes. In the meantime, we should relax, and plan ahead for the interrogation.

Outside of the замок at a train depot.

Sean & Shredder: *waiting for train*
Engineer: *Gets train past*
Sean & Shredder: *pass tracks*
Doughnut Joe: Psst. Over here.
Sean: *runs to Doughnut Joe*
Shredder: *quietly follows*

We entered the shed to see радуга Dash

радуга Dash: Eisenwarengeschäft. Not too hard to find.
Sean: Good.
радуга Dash: Actually I lied, Joe here helped me out.
Sean: Ok. Ты can cast a spell on us to make the three of us look like Nazis right?
Doughtnut Joe: Right. Stand Далее to each other.
Sean: *stands Далее to радуга Dash*
Shredder: *stands Далее to Sean*
Doughnut Joe: *performs spell*

After three секунды we looked like Nazis.

Sean: Alright. Nice. Now listen up. I was told about this yesterday, but I felt like I should tell Ты now. The пони being held in that замок is actually Princess Cadence disguised as Celestia. She casted a spell on herself to make it look like she was Celestia.
радуга Dash: Who talked her into doing something like that?
Sean: Nobody, she volunteered.
Shredder: So it's only a matter of time before they realise they don't have Celestia.
Sean: Correct. Now, here's the plan to get her out...

The plan was discussed, and the three of us headed out of the shed. Doughnut Joe would meet us somewhere later.

Sean: *walks to bridge*
Shredder: *follows*
радуга Dash: *follows*
Nazi guards: *checking papers*
Nazi soldiers: *waiting*
Sean: *speaking with german accent* I've been here many times of course, but it's not like the guard to forget the three of us.
Nazi guards: *open gate*
Shredder: So where's this club you're taking us to again?
Sean: It's the Alpine Bar.
радуга Dash: Who runs it?
Sean: Make sure no one is around, and I'll tell you.
радуга Dash: Nobody is around.
Sean: Vinyl Scratch.
Shredder: Are Ты serious?
Sean: Yeah. She also made a spell on herself to look like a Nazi, and she sometimes goes into the castle. She can help Dash get in. Meanwhile, me and Shredder will set up some traps along the road to the airport we saw back at the woods.
Shredder: What do Ты have planned?
Sean: We're going to set up wire traps. Now let's enter the bar.

The trio soon entered the bar, and looked for Vinyl Scratch.

Sean: Ты two wait here, I'll find her. *walks through bar*
Vinyl Scratch: *disguised as waitress*
Sean: Vinyl.
Vinyl Scratch: Sean? What are Ты doing here?
Sean: I have to rescue Princess Cadence from the Schloss Adler, but I need your help. You've got to act like радуга Dash's cousin.
Vinyl Scratch: Where is she?
Sean: Waiting by the entrance. Now, I'm going to have her come to you, and Ты have to act like cousins. Your name is Heidi, and your cousin is Maria. Got it?
Vinyl Scratch: Got it.
Sean: Ok. *walks to радуга Dash* I found Vinyl.
радуга Dash: Where is she?
Sean: The one wearing black, with brown hair.
радуга Dash: Right *walks to Vinyl*

Meanwhile in the замок

Twilight: *activates hologram* Man, what's my objective Dr. Robotnik?
Robotnik: Ты have done good work adding the griffons, and the changelings to our army. Now no one can defeat us.
Twilight: I've heard from a few of your men that we may have a few intruders.
Robotnik: Yes. Your sister, her brother, and her boyfriend.
Twilight: Ah, family. What could be worse then that?
Robotnik: Ты must defeat them all. Don't dissapoint me.
Twilight: It will be done meine feuhrer. Heil Robotnik.
Robotnik: *turns off hologram*

Near the bar

Vinyl Scratch: We'll see Ты later.
Sean: Ok, see Ты there. *gets to bike*
Shredder: *enters sidecar*
Sean: Ты got the explosives?
Shredder: Yeah.
Sean: Alright. Let's plant the traps. *rides bike*

At the cable car station

Major Von Hapen: What are Ты two doing not in uniform?
Vinyl Scratch: Speak Deutsch! *pushes Major Von Hapen downstairs*
радуга Dash: Unsere Seilbahn ist hier. *points at cable car*
Vinyl Scratch: *enters cable car*
радуга Dash: *follows*

And the two of them were soon on their way to the замок

Back to me, and Shredder.

Shredder: *placing traps*
Sean: *rides to tree* This is close enough to the road *places trap*
Shredder: *places trap on pole* All set.
Sean: Great. Make sure they're set to delay.
Shredder: They're on delay.
Sean: Good. *rides to Shredder*
Shredder: *enters sidecar*
Sean: *drives away*

Let's take a look at Vinyl, and радуга Dash again.

радуга Dash: *enters castle*
Vinyl Scratch: *follows*
Leiutenant Schwarts: Hello frauleins. May I see your papers?
радуга Dash & Vinyl Scratch: *give leiutenant papers*
Colonel Kramer: *watching*
Leiutenant Schwarts: Follow me to your room. *walks*
радуга Dash & Vinyl Scratch: *follow*
Colonel Kramer: Finally. Some еще ladies in the castle.
Twilight: Man, what Ты talkin bout?
Colonel Kramer: Two female soldiers just arrived.
Twilight: And so will the griffons! Now Ты be on your best behavior around them.

Back to me, and Shredder

Sean: *stops bike Далее to shed*
Shredder: *hops out sidecar*
Sean: *enters shed* Put one bag in the bus, and see if Ты can start the engine.
Shredder: *goes in bus*
Sean: *looks out of hole in door*
Nazis: *pass by*
Sean: *slowly moves door* (Should be easy to break down with the bus)
Shredder: *Checks engine*
Sean: How's it going over there?
Shredder: Try, and get it to start.
Sean: *sits in driver seat*

With one turn of the key, the bus roared to life.

Shredder: *closes hood*
Sean: *turns off bus* Excellent. Let's go.

After leaving the shed, me, and Shredder spotted three trucks arriving at a cable car station by our position.

Nazis: *open doors* Move.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *get out of truck*
Sean: This way. *walks to station*
Shredder: *Follows*
Sean: *climbs ladder*
Diamond Tiara: *walks to cable car*
Silverspoon: *follows*
Nazi captain: Yes, Captain Mulloch with two prisoners.
Cable car operator: Alright. *moves cable car*

At the вверх of the station Diamond Tiara was at, I was waiting for the cable car to go.

Sean: *gets on roof of cable car*
Shredder: *gets on*
Sean: *kneels*
Shredder: *sits*

Inside the замок

радуга Dash: *walks to door*
Nazi soldier: *passes*
радуга Dash: *knocks on door*

No response

радуга Dash: *enters room*

Nobody was in the room

радуга Dash: *looks out window with binoculars*
Sean & Shredder: *on cable car*
радуга Dash: *grabs 500 feet of rope*
Sean: *waiting on car*
Shredder: *looks down*
Nazis: *driving truck*
Sean: *looks down*
радуга Dash: *ties end of rope to ceiling, and throws other end to ground*
Sean: *stands up*
Shredder: *stands up*
Sean: *looks at other cable car station*
Nazis: *working*
Sean: *gets on roof*
Shredder: *follows*
Sean: *about to climb*

Just as I was about to make it to the top, I slid to the bottom.

Sean: *trying to get up*
Shredder: *reaches out hand*
Sean: *reaches out hand*
Shredder: *hand*
Sean: *grabs hand*
Shredder: *pulls Sean up*
Sean: Thanks *walks*
Shredder: *follows*
радуга Dash: *waiting in castle*
Sean: *sees rope*
Shredder: *looks up*
Sean: *puts down two bags* Leave the one on the left behind, and tie the other one to the end of the rope *climbs up*
Shredder: *ties bag to right on rope*
Sean: *climbing up*

Suddenly I heard Музыка

Sean: *looks out window*
Nazis: *sleeping*
Sean: (Must be drunk) *Continues to climb*
радуга Dash: *pulls Sean up*
Sean: Oh god *breathes heavily*
радуга Dash: Ты shouldn't be going on these crazy missions, you're too young.
Sean: *sits down* Thank Ты for those kind words, even though we're the same age.
Shredder: *climbs up*
радуга Dash: *looks down* What's on the rope?
Sean: A bag of supplies. We'll need it for our escape.
Shredder: *Enters*
Sean: Nice work Shredder *pulls up rope*
радуга Dash: So, how are we going to do this?
Sean: In fifteen minutes, Ты will meet me, and Shredder at the golden hall. Get a suitcase of guns, explosives, and ammunition set up.
радуга Dash: With pleasure
Sean: *brings bag up* This has some of the equipment you'll have to put in the suitcase.
Shredder: When are we going to the golden hall?
Sean: Soon, but first we gotta take care of something.

What we had to take care of was the helicopter pilot.

Sean: *sees helicopter* They're going to fly Celestia out of here.
Shredder: What do we do?
Sean: Go into the radio room. When the pilot comes, kill him.
Shredder: Alright *goes to radio room*
Radio operator: *sitting*
Shredder: Hello?
Radio Operator: *looks back*
Shredder: *kills radio operator*
Sean: *checks watch*
Nazi soldier: *walking dog*
Sean: *walks to pilot* Are Ты the pilot?
Nazi Pilot: Yes sir.
Sean: There's a call for Ты from Dr. Robotnik. It's in that radio room.
Nazi pilot: *goes to radio room*
Sean: Mind if I wait by the огонь with Ты leiutenant?
Nazi Leiutenant: No sir, go right ahead.
Sean: *warms hands* Getting pretty chilly, isn't it?
Nazi Leiutenant: Oh yes it is.
Nazi pilot: *walks in radio room*
Radio operator: *dead*
Nazi pilot: *walks to radio operator*
Shredder: *Stabs pilot*
Nazi pilot: *dies*

Shortly after that

Sean: *Arrives* Ты did good.
Shredder: Yeah, well Ты know how it is. What do we do now?
Sean: Now we must go rescue Princess Cadence. Hopefully, the Nazis didn't get any info out of her, или find that she's not Celestia. *walks out of radio room*
Shredder: *follows*

Eventually we reached the golden hall

Sean: *waiting by stairs*
General Rosemeyer: Now listen, we have to know about Manehattan, and how to take it over, so why don't Ты just tell us?
Cadence: *disguised as Celestia* No thank you.
Sean: She's doing good so far
Shredder: Yeah.
Colonel Kramer: I can't believe Ты won't tell us.
General Rosemeyer: For the 8th time, tell us about Manehattan.
Cadence: My name is Princess Celestia, and I am the ruler of Equestria.
Colonel Kramer: Are Ты trying to tell us something by saying that?
General Rosemeyer: I think she means that we'll be attacked if we keep her here.
Colonel Kramer: Celestia, I'm sure Ты noticed, but the leiutenant here is a trained nurse.
Leiutenant Schwarts: *pulls out syringes*
Colonel Kramer: She can heal people, but she can also hurt them.

Meanwhile in радуга Dash's room

радуга Dash: *putting weapons in suitcase*
Major Von Hapen: *walks to радуга Dash's door*
радуга Dash: *grabs explosives*
Major Von Hapen: *knocks on door*
радуга Dash: Just a moment.
Major Von Hapen: *knocks on door*
радуга Dash: *closes suitcase* Come in.
Major Von Hapen: *opens door*
радуга Dash: Ah, major. How nice to see Ты again.
Major Von Hapen: Same to you. I must admit after what happened at the cable car station you've won your way into my heart.
радуга Dash: That's nice. Should we go on a date?
Major Von Hapen: Yes we should. We'll go to the alpine bar.
радуга Dash: Ты like it there?
Major Von Hapen: Yes, I remember going to a similar place like that in Dusseldorf.
радуга Dash: Where's that?
Major Von Hapen: Germany. I was a student there for many years from, 1929 to 1933.

Cadence was still disguised as Celestia when this happened

Colonel Kramer: *raises glass* To health gentlemen. *drinks*
Others: *drink*
Cadence: *does not drink*
Colonel Kramer: You're not drinking Princess Celestia.
Cadence: I shouldn't. I've got to remain sober for when I return to Canterlot.
Colonel Kramer: If Ты return to Canterlot.
General Rosemeyer: It all depends on whether she talks или not.
Colonel Kramer: You're right. It also depends on two other things.
Cadence: What do Ты mean?
Nazi: *brings Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon to them*
Colonel Kramer: These two are a part of our army. We'll be sending them to their Главная to check on Ponyville, and keep things in line.
Diamond Tiara: Back to Ponyville? Are Ты mad? Not with Sean the hedgehog, and Shredder still around.
Silverspoon: Where are they anyway?
Colonel Kramer: We believe they are not here. Instead they're making their way out of Bethlehem, and getting to Fillydelphia. Now Celestia, does this change your personality? Will Ты give us the info we need to attack Manehattan?
Cadence: Nothing has changed.
Colonel Kramer: Most unfortunate.
Lieutenant Schwarts: *grabs syringe*
Sean: *walks to stairs*
Shredder: *Follows*
Cadence: *waits in chair*
Sean: *reaches bottom of stairs* Just a wonderful день to kill a princess-
Diamond Tiara: *stands up*
Sean: Don't move.
Colonel Kramer: *picks up phone*
Sean: No, I advise Ты not to Colonel. Me, and the lieutenant here have everything under control. Lieutenant, drop the gun.
Shredder: What?
Sean: Drop that gun, and sit down.
Shredder: *drops gun* What the fuck are Ты talking about?
Sean: Sit down.
Shredder: *Sits down* Major, if I live to be 100.
Sean: You're nothing lieutenant. Nothing, but a punk. A секунда rate punk.
Colonel Kramer: If I might say something major?
Sean: All in good time colonel. All in good time. I was about to simply tell Ты about the princess, but first we must get some things down first. Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon here are traitors, and idiots.
Silverspoon: Don't listen to him Colonel, that's bulls-
Sean: Shut it.
Silverspoon: *Stays quiet*
Sean: Allow me to introduce myself. Major Johann Schmidt, SS military intelligence.
Colonel Kramer: Can Ты prove that?
Sean: Certainly, but before I do I want Ты to call down one of your guards. I know fancy talking, and how to make things interesting.
Colonel Kramer: *grabs phone*

At the alpine bar

Major Von Hapen: French? I seem to remember that the cathedral was on the other side of the square.
радуга Dash: Wow.
Major Von Hapen: Of course, everyone makes mistakes, ja?
радуга Dash: Yeah, it's pretty easy to forget. *rubs head*
Major Von Hapen: *looks at радуга Dash* Fraulein, Ты seem to be a little bit distracted. Is it the drinks?
радуга Dash: Yeah. Can we go Главная please?
Major Von Hapen: Of course. Follow me, and I'll take Ты to the cable car.

Back at the замок

Sean: *drinking whiskey* Right. Now that we're all comfortable I think it's time to talk about who everyone is, and what they're doing here. Now first the lieutenant *points to Shredder* He's an assassin. A member of the American O.S.S. His job is to shoot Ты colonel, and Ты General Rosemeyer. Now we go to these two fillies here. Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon claim to be a part of the Nazis, but really they are in the пони alliance.
Silverspoon: That's not true
Colonel Kramer: Let him finish!!
Sean: Their job was to get a job for your army, being Друзья with Twilight Sparkle, and all, just to trick you.
Diamond Tiara: That's also not true. Ты can't prove any of this!
Sean: I can't? Any denials lieutenant?
Shredder: *stays quiet*
Sean: Now, Celestia *grabs pistol* Why don't Ты Показать us who Ты really are.
Cadence: *does nothing*
Sean: *shoots Cadence's chair*
Cadence: *gets rid of disguise* My name is Princess Cadence, I don't rule Canterlot. However I do rule the Crystal Empire.
Sean: Thank you. Having successfully defeated the Nazi forces in Canterlot during the Grand Galloping Gala, what was the Далее part of our plan? To sabotage the Nazi's plan of attack. How? Create a fake plane crash, with someone disguised as Celestia on board, and allow herself to be tortured, and brought here just to allow a perfect excuse for soldiers of the пони alliance to rescue her.
General Rosemeyer: And Ты Major Schmidt? What were your orders?
Sean: To make my way out of Bethlehem, and getting to Fillydelphia.
Colonel Kramer: That's incredible.
Sean: It certainly is.
General Rosemeyer: Ты are going to give us proof of who Ты are.
Sean: Certainly General. The proof is in three parts, first if I'm not who I say I am what am I doing here? What can I hold against the Third Reich? Maybe.. *looks at Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon* It was these two, being confused on which side to join, so they attack both for no reason.
Silverspoon: We all work through contacts! It wasn't neccesary, или безопасно, сейф for us to know where our orders are coming from!
Sean: That's true, especially since I know his name, and Ты don't *shows name to Colonel Kramer* секунда General, Ты have a very powerful radio transmitter. Get a call to Dr. Robotnik in Mobius.

In Mobius

Shadow: *walks into Robotnik's room* Dr? Dr?!
Robotnik: *waking up*
Shadow: Dr!!
Robotnik: What?
Shadow: It's Colonel Kramer from the Schloss Adler on the telephone. *grabs telephone* He says it's very urgent.
Robotnik: *takes phone* Yeah? Dr. Robotnik speaking. Yeah Colonel?
Colonel Kramer: Can Ты describe him?
Robotnik: That will not be neccesary. Ask him to Показать Ты his right forearm.
Colonel Kramer: May I see your right forearm?
Sean: Sure *shows right forearm*
Robotnik: Now two parallel scars should be there three centimeters above.
Colonel Kramer: The scars are there.
Robotnik: Ask how did he get them.
Colonel Kramer: How did Ты get those?
Sean: I was born with them.
Colonel Kramer: He says he was born with them.
Robotnik: That is right. So tell him he's a traitor!
Sean: Tell him he's a renegade.
Robotnik: *laughs* And honestly, he sounds so much like Sean The Hedgehog.
Colonel Kramer: Thank Ты Dr.
Robotnik: No, thank Ты colonel. Good night. *hangs up* Give me the water!
Shadow: *gives Robotnik glass of water*

Returning to the Schloss Adler

Sean: As Ты know Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon are careless imbecules. They even hate everypony in Ponyville, and decided to rebel against them.
Silverspoon: There's something very wrong Colonel. I don't doubt who Schmidt is, but there has been some mistake!
Sean: Yes, and you're the ones who made it. Schwarts, would Ты be good enough to get everyone paper, and a pencil? We're going to find out everyone's side of the story.
Lieutenant Schwarts: *goes to get papers, and pencils*

At радуга Dash's room in the замок

Major Von Hapen: Good night Maria. *kisses радуга Dash's hand* Ты are a charming girl.
радуга Dash: Thank you.
Major Von Hapen: We must get to know each other a little bit more.
радуга Dash: Yes, we must. *goes to her room*
Major Von Hapen: *suddenly thinks* Something doesn't feel right *walks down hall*
Diamond Tiara: *writing*
Silverspoon: *writing*
Sean: *watching*
Major Von Hapen: *walks past helicopter*
Sean: *shows Книги to General* Any one of these will do.
General Rosemeyer: *smokes cigarette*
Shredder: *looks at gun on floor*
Sean: *gives book to Colonel Kramer* Fühlen Sie sich frei, um in dort zu suchen.
Colonel Kramer: *looks in books*

All the pages were empty

Colonel Kramer: *sweating* GUARD!!
Sean: *kills guard*
Shredder: *grabs gun*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stand up*
Shredder: Just relax. *looks at Sean* A секунда rate punk, huh?
Sean: Yeah, that was all I could think of at the time.
Shredder: Thanks, that just makes it much worse.
Sean: Sorry.
Colonel Kramer: Is that all Ты wanted? Those books?
Sean: Yeah, according to those two fillies they really wanted to be part of your army.
Colonel Kramer: Then they aren't careless imbecules!
Sean: Yes, I'm afraid so. We had a bunch of good info being lost, and useless information coming in. But we knew we couldn't prove what was going on even if we could.
General Rosemeyer: And what about those names?
Sean: Something tells me that they will come to good use. *takes all notebooks* Thank Ты for your time.
Major Von Hapen: STAY WHERE Ты ARE!! *at bottom of stairs* I advise everyone to be perfectly still.
Cadence & General Rosemeyer: *staying still*
Major Von Hapen: Drop your gun Major.
Sean: *drops gun*
Major Von Hapen: Ты too Lieutenant.
Shredder: *drops gun*
Major Von Hapen: By the огонь please.
Shredder: *moves Далее to fire*
Colonel Kramer: *stands up* Thank christ you're here Major. They we're just about to-
Major Von Hapen: Sit down, colonel!!
Colonel Kramer: *sits*
Major Von Hapen: *walks down stairs* Everyone remains as he is, until I find out what exactly is going on here.
Colonel Kramer: What do Ты mean? *stands up* I'm sure Ты can see perfectly what's going on-
Major Von Hapen: SIT!! down colonel.
Colonel Kramer: *sits*
Sean: It's perfectly simple major. The lieutenant, and myself have been uncovering the clues on who's been trying to assassinate Robotnik.
General Rosemeyer: *Stands up* THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!!
Major Von Hapen: General!! Sit down
General Rosemeyer: *sits*
Sean: They're all guilty of betraying the third reich. Just before Ты interrupted us, I was placing this whole group underarrest.
Colonel Kramer: THEY WERE HERE TO GET NAMES OF GERMAN AGENTS WORKING FOR THE пони ALLIANCE!!!!!!!
Sean: I don't expect Ты to believe me Major, but Ты certainly will once I Показать Ты the names in these books.
Major Von Hapen: Let me see them.
Sean: *walks to Major Von Hapen*
Major Von Hapen: Careful Major. Very slowly.

At the other side of the door to the golden hall

радуга Dash: *runs to door* (My disguise is fading. I'm turning back into a pony)
Major Von Hapen: Bring them here.
Sean: *slowly walks to major*
Major Von Hapen: Bring them here!
радуга Dash: *enters room*
Major Von Hapen: *looks*
Shredder: *Grabs silenced pistol* Sean
Sean: *ducks*
Shredder: *kills Major Von Hapen*
Colonel Kramer: *grabs telephone*
Shredder: *kills Colonel Kramer*
General Rosemeyer: *Grabs gun*
Shredder: *kills General Rosemeyer*
Lieutenant Schwarts: *runs to door*
Shredder: *kills Lieutenant Schwarts*
Sean: Come on get up!
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stand up*
Sean: Put your hooves up.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *slowly put hooves up*
Sean: Put your hooves up!!
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *put hooves up*
Sean: Cadence, take the Colonel's gun. Dash bring that bag over here.
радуга Dash: *brings suitcase*
Sean: Ты were late.
радуга Dash: At least I showed up.

Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal

To be continued