Drunk bus driver
Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if Ты want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for Ты Mirage, I want Ты to work in the train yard with Wilson. He'll Показать Ты everything Ты need to know.
Mirage: Okay, let's get going.
So Pete took Mirage to the train yard.
Pete: I'm sure Ты know how this works.
Mirage: Yes, I know.
Pete: Good, but I'm gonna tell Ты anyway. A huge line of freight cars can be seen there, by the tower. Ты push those cars down a small холм, хилл called a hump.
Mirage: How do Ты hump a train sir?
Pete: *Facehoof* Why does everypony ask that stupid question?
Mirage: I don't know.
Pete: Whatever, just get to work.
Mirage: *Goes to Wilson* (I just realized something. Pete showed everything I need to know about my job, and it was supposed to be Wilson that was going to Показать me what to do)
Wilson: *Sees Mirage* New worker?
Mirage: New worker.
Wilson: Nice to meet you. Now, let's get to work.
Mirage: *Climbs into engine*
While Wilson, and Mirage were working together, Hawkeye, and Stylo came back to the station with another train.
Gordon: Hey. Me, and Coffee Crème are going to take over.
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, spare Coffee Creme's life. She did nothing wrong to you.
Coffee Crème: Be quiet! *Climbs into engine*
Gordon: *Climbs in to engine*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Gordon: *Drives away*
Stylo: So, how did you, and Mirage meet?
Hawkeye: Drunk. We were both at a bar in Denver yesterday, and we became very good friends.
Stylo: Why was he in Denver?
Hawkeye: He lives there. или at least, I think he lives there. He could have moved between the events of yesterday, and today.
Stylo: Moved where exactly?
Hawkeye: How the fuck should I know? Let's go ask him.
Mirage: *Walking towards Hawkeye, and Stylo* Hey, good to see Ты two again.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Hey, Stylo wants to know where Ты live.
Mirage: Oh not too far from Cheyenne. It's only five miles from here, but I forgot the name of the city. If I remember, I'll tell you.
Hawkeye: Okay.
Mirage: *Laughing* I'm teasing you. I'm moving into this town from Denver.
Hawkeye: That's great!
Stylo: Yep.
Mirage: Oh, Pete wants to see you. He says there's a problem between him, and the drunk bus driver.
Hawkeye: Oh no.
2 B continued
Drunk bus driver's bus
Oh my goodness. Ты don't know my emotions right now. Here's a few things I LOVED about the royal wedding:
Lyra talked, the evil changlings, the twists and turns, the music, DJ PON3, the somewhat Disney-like plot, the darkness, the battles, the story, the dialouge, the dresses, Shining Armor, and Luna.
My emotions. My brain can't take all of this amazingness.
It was just so...Amazing.
I can't say there was something I didn't like because that's a lie.
I didn't see a thing coming. They went all out with this and it was just beautiful and the voice-acting was spot-on too.
My head is going to explode.
Thanks for reading!
~shadirby
Lyra talked, the evil changlings, the twists and turns, the music, DJ PON3, the somewhat Disney-like plot, the darkness, the battles, the story, the dialouge, the dresses, Shining Armor, and Luna.
My emotions. My brain can't take all of this amazingness.
It was just so...Amazing.
I can't say there was something I didn't like because that's a lie.
I didn't see a thing coming. They went all out with this and it was just beautiful and the voice-acting was spot-on too.
My head is going to explode.
Thanks for reading!
~shadirby
Hello everypony, this is triq267. I would like to apologize for the behavior of ilikefrogs22, also known by people who have met him as Jason. He did not even know about this website until he heard me talk about it, and he has been plotting on doing something to piss us off ever since. I would like to blame it all on him, but I can't. He hates MLP for two reasons. The first is that he's an @ss. The секунда is that he was mad at me for calling Unicorn Planet gay, and then admitting to being a brony the Далее week. I'm sorry for letting this troll among Ты and I hope Ты all can forgive me.
Sincerely,
triq267
Sincerely,
triq267
Vocal Sparks(aka me)
The Далее day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did Ты know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask Ты to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are Ты ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*
They quickly started their journey north.
Jake: Do Ты know why our freight engines are painted...
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Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did Ты know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask Ты to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are Ты ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*
They quickly started their journey north.
Jake: Do Ты know why our freight engines are painted...
