By the год 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the год that a пони found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.
Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called Ты here.
радуга Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest full of valuables worth at least 100,000 bits.
Rarity: What kind of valuables?
Pinkie Pie: Anything from Jewelry to diamonds.
Rarity: I'm in.
Applejack: If it's real, Ah'm in as well.
Fluttershy: I don't know.
Twilight Sparkle: We're all going, why can't you?
Fluttershy: It's not ours, and that's stealing.
радуга Dash: We're not stealing if someone left it in the ground.
Pinkie Pie: She's right. We must go now!
At the Manehattan docks Pinkie got her pirate crew set up.
Pinkie Pie: I shall drive the ship.
Applejack: Me, and Twilight will be the chefs.
радуга Dash: I will be captain.
Pinkie Pie: NEIN! I already chose the captain.
Twilight: Is it you?
Pinkie Pie: no.
Fluttershy: Is it any of these ponies? *points at background ponies & OC's*
Pinkie Pie: Nope. I chose someone that can get us out of nearly any situation.
The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.
радуга Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
радуга Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
радуга Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.
The лодка then leaves Manehattan docks, heading for the island 30 miles away. Pinkie then decided to have every пони sing a song.
Lyra & bonbon: When the course is laid, and the anchors weighed. A sailor's blood begins racing.
Twilight: With our hearts unbound, and our flag unfurled.
Jade: We're on our way and off to see the world.
Everypony: On our way and off to see the world. Эй, ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing.
Vinyl Scratch: Tough ponies are we!
Everypony: Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea.
радуга Dash: Isn't there any place I can go without any пони singing? *flies away*
Snips & Snails: Danger walks the deck we say what the heck. We laugh at the perils we're facing.
Rarity: Every storm we ride is it's own reward
Applejack: And people die from falling overboard.
Everypony: People die from falling overboard. Эй, ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing. Hoist the sails & sing!
Fluttershy: Sailing for adventure on something blue.
радуга Dash: really? I Любовь to see them cry when they walk the plank.
Derpy: I prefer to cut a throat.
Octavia: I Любовь to hang them high and watch their little hooves try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue.
радуга Dash: >:(
Octavia: Just kidding. It's a good life on a boat.
CMC: There are distant lands with burning sands. That call across the ocean.
Tourists: There are bingo games every fun filled day. With margaritas at the midnight buffet
Everypony: Margaritas at the midnight buffet. Эй, ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing.
радуга Dash: Should have never gone!
Everypony: Sailing for adventure on the bounding main.
Pinkie Pie: The salty breezes whisper. Who knows what lies ahead? I just know I will find a lot, for me & all my friends.
Sean: The stars will be our compass. Wherever we may roam. And our mates will always be just like a family. And though we may put into port the sea is always home.
Derpy: I really like this song don't Ты Dr. Whooves?
Dr. Whooves: Yeah it's cool.
Everypony: We'll chase our dreams standing on our own Over the horizon to the great unknown. Эй, ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing bold and Храбрая сердцем and free!! Sailing for adventure
Applejack: It's so nauseating
Everypony: Sailing for adventure
Rarity: So exhilarating
Everypony: Sailing for adventure
Tourists: We are celebrating!
Everypony: On the deep blue sea!
The song ended, and Pinkie was going over roll call.
Pinkie: Applejack?
Applejack: Aye aye.
Pinkie: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: uuh. *raises hoof*
Pinkie: Derpy Hooves?
Derpy Hooves: Derp.
Pinkie: Dinky Hooves?
Dinky: derp.
Pinkie: Dead Dinky?
Derpy: *holds skeleton* Derp.
Sean: ?
Pinkie Pie: Vinyl Scratch?
Vinyl: Aye.
Pinkie Pie: Headless George?
headless pony: *raises hoof*
Sean: !!
Pinkie Pie: Big fat ugly жеребенок, жеребёнок eating mare?
Huge stallion: Aye.
Pinkie Pie: Green hay?
Shredder: *plays guitar*
Pinkie Pie: Octavia?
Octavia: *glances at Shredder* aye aye.
Sean: Ok. Can I see every пони in my quarters?
At the captain's quarters
Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The пони that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are Ты from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So Ты created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.
Later that night.
Green hay: *playing kill the D.J.*
Tourists: *dance to music*
Rarity: How does someone dance to that?
Applejack: Ah don't know, but it sure does sound cool.
Rarity: How does it sound cool, when there's too much profanity?
Applejack: It just does. Where's the captain?
At my quarters
Sean: *looks at sky*
радуга Dash: Hi Sean.
Sean: Эй, Dash, and Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: What are Ты doing in here? The party is out there.
Sean: I'm just relaxing, remembering those battles we've gone through before.
Pinkie Pie: Which one are Ты thinking about now?
Sean: The fight for Stalliongrad.
Seventeen years назад
Stalliongrad December 30, 2014
Discord: If I can't have stalliongrad no one can.
Sean: Dash carry us up there.
радуга Dash: Ok, hang on *flies up*
Discord: Now.
Blaze: *drops bomb*
радуга Dash: *kicks bomb into air*
пони alliance: *cheers*
Applejack: Lets get on!
Sean: Give up Discord.
Discord: No. Ты may have destroyed my bomb, but I have another.
Sean: Chaos control!
Now we are in another city.
Blaze: Ты idiot. Ты took us back to Manehattan.
Sean: Oh damnit! *looks out window*
Applejack: What is it?
Sean: I think Ты mean Manhattan.
Blaze: *Looks at Brooklyn Bridge*
Discord: What is that?
Blaze: *sets hands on fire*
Sean: Get down!
Blaze: *throws fire*
радуга Dash: *fights Discord*
Applejack: We're gonna hit the bridge!
Blaze: *hits Sean*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
радуга Dash: *K.O's Discord*
Sean: *throws Blaze onto bridge*
Blaze: Ты think Ты can kill me?
радуга Dash: *grabs axe*
Applejack: *runs toward Blaze*
Blaze: *pushes Applejack*
Sean: A.J! *grabs Applejack*
радуга Dash: *swings axe*
Blaze: *grabs axe, and sets радуга Dash on fire*
радуга Dash: *falls* AAAA
Sean: NO!
Blaze: *nearly hits me*
Sean: Hang on!
Applejack: *holds on to bridge*
Blaze: *pushes me*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *kicks Applejack*
Applejack: *screams*
Blaze: I can't believe your helping these pussies.
Sean: They're not pussies! All of them do amazing things.
Blaze: They're all fucking lame.
Discord: *wakes up* what the..?
Sean: GO TO HELL!! *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *pushes me toward cable*
Sean: *grabs cable*
Blaze: *hits cable 5 times*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *hits me with axe*
Sean: *pushes Blaze*
Blaze: *loses footing*
Discord: *watches in horror*
Blaze: *tries to get back up*
Discord: Blaze! Blaze!!
Blaze: *laughs and falls off bridge*
Back to today.
Sean: Such a terrible time.
радуга Dash: Both of us nearly died.
Sean: яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса risked her neck to save you. I'm surprised she survived the fall.
Pinkie Pie: Are we going to talk about our past или are we gonna party?!
Sean: Party!!
Rarity & яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса were having a conversation when...
Rarity: We have 20 miles to go until we get to that island.
Applejack: Ah hope all this isn't for nothing.
Rarity: Pinkie is being serious about this.
Applejack: Since when did she take things seriously?
Derpy & Octavia: *kidnap яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & Rarity*
Sean: Эй, Dash can Ты get яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса for me?
радуга Dash: Sure.
Pinkie Pie: Good, cuz he's busy helping with the tourists.
Tourist пони 33: I need a hotdog.
Sean: Coming right up.
Inside the ship
Octavia: What are we going to do with you?
Derpy: I know *farts on Applejack*
Applejack: oh man that smells bad.
Octavia: Other then that?
Derpy: Hmm. Get Rarity.
Rarity: What are Ты gonna do to me? Why do Ты hate me? I'm british just like you.
Octavia: Get the ropes.
Derpy: *ties Rarity*
Octavia: *spins wheel*
Rarity: Whoa. I'm getting taller. This feels great!
Octavia: It's not working. Get that torch.
Derpy: *grabs torch*
Applejack: What are ya'll gonna do?
Derpy: We're going to set Ты on fire.
Applejack: NO! Ah don't wanna be set on fire! Ah'm already orange!
радуга Dash: Эй, Applejack? Sean wants Ты to-
Octavia: ooh.
Derpy: What? *sits on torch* Oh my muffins!
радуга Dash: You're trying to kill my friends. How dare you!?
радуга Dash brought the traitors to be punished.
Sean: Hhhm.
Octavia: (Don't lock us up)
Sean: радуга Dash, lock up these two for the remainder of the voyage!
Octavia: Fuuuck!
Derpy: *cries* Why is this happening? I just don't know what went wrong!
Octavia: Shut up!
Rarity: How am I going back to my normal size?
Twilight: With magic *performs spell*
Rarity: I'm going to miss being tall, but it was very hard to deal with.
Sean: Pinkie, I think it's a good idea Ты give me the map after what just happened.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Sean: I didn't wanna have to do this, but as captain I order Ты to give me the map.
Pinkie Pie: *gives map*
Sean: Dash, find a безопасно, сейф spot for this.
радуга Dash: *locks map in safe*
It's been 5 days since we've been in the sea. We're halfway there, but the wind has stopped, and now everyone is bored, hungry, and thirsty.
Fluttershy: What do we do?
Vinyl Scratch: I don't know. *inhales* I'VE GOT кабина FEVER!!
Jade: Ah got it to
Everypony: кабина FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: Every пони sing! I've got кабина fever, it's burning through my brain
Snips: I've got кабина fever it's driving me insane.
Everypony: We've got кабина fever, we're flipping our bandanas. Been stuck at sea so long we've simply gone bananas.
Dr. Whooves: Ariba
Dinky: *playing maracas*
Everypony: We've got кабина fever, we've Остаться в живых what sense we had! We've got кабина fever, we're all going mad!
Applejack: Grab yer partner by the ears, lash him to the wheel. Do si do step on their hoof, and listen to him squeal. Allemende left, allemende right it's time to sail или sink. свинг, качели yer partner over the side, and drop him in the drink. *throws Twilight overboard*
Rarity: We've got кабина fever
Doughnut Joe: No if's and, или buts.
Rarity: We're disoriented
Doughnut Joe: And demented, and a little nuts.
Pinkie & Fenix: Ach du liebe, Vriendscoupe bus. Sauerbraten weiner schnitzel, und wunderbar.
German military: We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side.
Sean: Und then it died.
Boris: I've got кабина fever, I think I Остаться в живых my grip.
Charleen: I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script!
Huge stallion: I was floating neath the tropic moon. And dreaming of a blue lagoon. Now I'm as crazy as a loon.
Everypony: кабина fever has ravaged all aboard! This once proud vessel has become a floating physco ward! We were sailing, sailing heading who knows where, and now though we're all here we're not all there *goes crazy for ten секунды flat* кабина fever yeah!
Twilight: Look! The wind has returned! We're moving again.
Let's go back to Derpy & Octavia in jail.
Octavia: Somepony get me out of here!!
Derpy: What was that song just being played?
Octavia: What are Ты talking about?
Derpy: It was something like, Kevin fever yeah.
Twilight: Let's go. We have to get the treasure.
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.
Twilight: Ты two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. Ты better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't Ты use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting Ты guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist пони 4: *drives jetski past boat* How much longer?
Tourist пони 2: Keep going! Don't stop towing me.
Tourist пони 4: I'm getting low on fuel!
That night on the island
Pinkie Pie: Ты kidnapped me?
Twilight: Yes I did. Now Ты work for me.
Pinkie Pie: But I thought we were friends!
Twilight: Who would want to be Друзья with you? Give us the treasure map.
Pinkie Pie: I don't have it.
Twilight: Well then I'll get it, and kill everyone onboard.
Derpy: Doesn't she remember?
Twilight: No. I'll be right back. *teleports*
Sean: Hi Twilight, have Ты seen Pinkie Pie anywhere? And where did Ты come from?
Twilight: *Hits Sean* Where's the treasure map?
Sean: Ты just hit me. Why should I tell you?
радуга Dash: Is everything ok here?
Twilight: *Shoots радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: Ow. What was that for? *kills Twilight*
Sean: Are Ты alright?
радуга Dash: My head nearly got shot off, and your asking me if I'm alright?
Sean: Take it easy, Rarity'll get it fixed.
Back at the island
Pinkie Pie: So when did Twilight say she'd get back?
Octavia: I'm not sure. Why don't Ты take us to the treasure?
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head no*
Derpy: Do it или Ты die.
Pinkie Pie: Allright I'll help you.
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.
Pinkie Pie: This is fake. Ты just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.
But she did. радуга Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.
Pinkie Pie: Danke радуга Dash.
радуга Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close to the island.
Pinkie Pie: Why didn't Ты say something? Land ho!
Applejack: We're there already?
Tourist пони 3: Line up in a single file line, and watch the ponies reenact a fight scene.
Pinkie Pie: This is not a reenactment!
Tourist pony1: They really take this seriously.
Back on the island.
Derpy: She's gone!
Octavia: Well then. Let's find her.
Cursed pony23: There's a ship! *runs off*
Cursed пони 42: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Octavia: Come back Ты cowards!
Rarity: I just remembered Twilight's dead.
Sean: Everypony get ready. *grabs sword*
Derpy: *shoots rocket launcher*
Sean: LOOK OUT!!
Pinkie Pie: *dodges missile*
радуга Dash: Good work. Now lets fight them for the treasure.
Octavia: Fight Ты basterds!
Cursed pony11: *fights Pinkie Pie*
Fenix: I'm calling the military.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Sean: *kills cursed pony* Just like old times eh?
радуга Dash: *blocks attack* Eeyup
Big Mac: That's mah line. *shoots at радуга Dash*
Sean: *blocks shots* Where's Octavia?
Octavia: Right here.
Sean: Lets duel, shall we?
Octavia: *hits sword*
Sean: *kicks Octavia*
Octavia: Oh. *swings sword*
Sean: *blocks attack* Let's see how Ты like being attacked. *attacks Octavia*
Tourist ponies: Sean sean, he's our stallion. If he can't do it no one can.
Sean: I'm a hedgehog.
Octavia: *slices my hand off*
Sean: aah! *hits Octavia*
Octavia: Easy! I might have to kill you.
радуга Dash: Kill Sean the hedgehog, and you'll have to kill me.
Rarity: Kill радуга Dash then Ты have to kill me
Pinkie Pie: Kill Rarity, and you'll have to go through us.
Applejack: Kill яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & Gummie, then Ты have to kill me.
Fenix: The german army is here.
Octavia: Fine. I surrender.
And so we locked up Octavia & her entire team. Then we found the treasure, it was worth over 100,000 bits. But then.
Octavia: *gets on boat*
Pinkie Pie: What are Ты doing?
Octavia: Stealing all your treasure.
Pinkie Pie: How'd Ты get out?
Octavia: Magic.
Twilight: I freed her. But now, I have to finish what I've started *Kills Octavia*
Pinkie Pie: Ты were on my side after all.
Twilight: No I'm not. I only killed her, because she failed.
Pinkie Pie: Ты died earlier.
Twilight: Rarity brought me back to life, thinking I changed my ways.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know why you're going against me though.
Twilight: I need that money еще then Ты do. I am a princess after all.
Pinkie Pie: Is that what this is all about? Ты being a princess?
Twilight: I deserve it еще then Ты do.
Pinkie Pie: Ok then *K.O's Twilight*
Sean: What are Ты going to do now?
Pinkie Pie: Put her back in jail.
Sean: She'll get out again.
Pinkie Pie: No she won't trust me.
The Далее день Twilight woke up to find that she was no longer an alicorn, and could no longer be a princess. She fucked up big time, but learned her lesson. Despite this, things were going to get worse for her, but that's another story.
The End.
Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called Ты here.
радуга Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest full of valuables worth at least 100,000 bits.
Rarity: What kind of valuables?
Pinkie Pie: Anything from Jewelry to diamonds.
Rarity: I'm in.
Applejack: If it's real, Ah'm in as well.
Fluttershy: I don't know.
Twilight Sparkle: We're all going, why can't you?
Fluttershy: It's not ours, and that's stealing.
радуга Dash: We're not stealing if someone left it in the ground.
Pinkie Pie: She's right. We must go now!
At the Manehattan docks Pinkie got her pirate crew set up.
Pinkie Pie: I shall drive the ship.
Applejack: Me, and Twilight will be the chefs.
радуга Dash: I will be captain.
Pinkie Pie: NEIN! I already chose the captain.
Twilight: Is it you?
Pinkie Pie: no.
Fluttershy: Is it any of these ponies? *points at background ponies & OC's*
Pinkie Pie: Nope. I chose someone that can get us out of nearly any situation.
The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.
радуга Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
радуга Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
радуга Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.
The лодка then leaves Manehattan docks, heading for the island 30 miles away. Pinkie then decided to have every пони sing a song.
Lyra & bonbon: When the course is laid, and the anchors weighed. A sailor's blood begins racing.
Twilight: With our hearts unbound, and our flag unfurled.
Jade: We're on our way and off to see the world.
Everypony: On our way and off to see the world. Эй, ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing.
Vinyl Scratch: Tough ponies are we!
Everypony: Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea.
радуга Dash: Isn't there any place I can go without any пони singing? *flies away*
Snips & Snails: Danger walks the deck we say what the heck. We laugh at the perils we're facing.
Rarity: Every storm we ride is it's own reward
Applejack: And people die from falling overboard.
Everypony: People die from falling overboard. Эй, ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing. Hoist the sails & sing!
Fluttershy: Sailing for adventure on something blue.
радуга Dash: really? I Любовь to see them cry when they walk the plank.
Derpy: I prefer to cut a throat.
Octavia: I Любовь to hang them high and watch their little hooves try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue.
радуга Dash: >:(
Octavia: Just kidding. It's a good life on a boat.
CMC: There are distant lands with burning sands. That call across the ocean.
Tourists: There are bingo games every fun filled day. With margaritas at the midnight buffet
Everypony: Margaritas at the midnight buffet. Эй, ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing.
радуга Dash: Should have never gone!
Everypony: Sailing for adventure on the bounding main.
Pinkie Pie: The salty breezes whisper. Who knows what lies ahead? I just know I will find a lot, for me & all my friends.
Sean: The stars will be our compass. Wherever we may roam. And our mates will always be just like a family. And though we may put into port the sea is always home.
Derpy: I really like this song don't Ты Dr. Whooves?
Dr. Whooves: Yeah it's cool.
Everypony: We'll chase our dreams standing on our own Over the horizon to the great unknown. Эй, ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing bold and Храбрая сердцем and free!! Sailing for adventure
Applejack: It's so nauseating
Everypony: Sailing for adventure
Rarity: So exhilarating
Everypony: Sailing for adventure
Tourists: We are celebrating!
Everypony: On the deep blue sea!
The song ended, and Pinkie was going over roll call.
Pinkie: Applejack?
Applejack: Aye aye.
Pinkie: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: uuh. *raises hoof*
Pinkie: Derpy Hooves?
Derpy Hooves: Derp.
Pinkie: Dinky Hooves?
Dinky: derp.
Pinkie: Dead Dinky?
Derpy: *holds skeleton* Derp.
Sean: ?
Pinkie Pie: Vinyl Scratch?
Vinyl: Aye.
Pinkie Pie: Headless George?
headless pony: *raises hoof*
Sean: !!
Pinkie Pie: Big fat ugly жеребенок, жеребёнок eating mare?
Huge stallion: Aye.
Pinkie Pie: Green hay?
Shredder: *plays guitar*
Pinkie Pie: Octavia?
Octavia: *glances at Shredder* aye aye.
Sean: Ok. Can I see every пони in my quarters?
At the captain's quarters
Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The пони that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are Ты from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So Ты created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.
Later that night.
Green hay: *playing kill the D.J.*
Tourists: *dance to music*
Rarity: How does someone dance to that?
Applejack: Ah don't know, but it sure does sound cool.
Rarity: How does it sound cool, when there's too much profanity?
Applejack: It just does. Where's the captain?
At my quarters
Sean: *looks at sky*
радуга Dash: Hi Sean.
Sean: Эй, Dash, and Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: What are Ты doing in here? The party is out there.
Sean: I'm just relaxing, remembering those battles we've gone through before.
Pinkie Pie: Which one are Ты thinking about now?
Sean: The fight for Stalliongrad.
Seventeen years назад
Stalliongrad December 30, 2014
Discord: If I can't have stalliongrad no one can.
Sean: Dash carry us up there.
радуга Dash: Ok, hang on *flies up*
Discord: Now.
Blaze: *drops bomb*
радуга Dash: *kicks bomb into air*
пони alliance: *cheers*
Applejack: Lets get on!
Sean: Give up Discord.
Discord: No. Ты may have destroyed my bomb, but I have another.
Sean: Chaos control!
Now we are in another city.
Blaze: Ты idiot. Ты took us back to Manehattan.
Sean: Oh damnit! *looks out window*
Applejack: What is it?
Sean: I think Ты mean Manhattan.
Blaze: *Looks at Brooklyn Bridge*
Discord: What is that?
Blaze: *sets hands on fire*
Sean: Get down!
Blaze: *throws fire*
радуга Dash: *fights Discord*
Applejack: We're gonna hit the bridge!
Blaze: *hits Sean*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
радуга Dash: *K.O's Discord*
Sean: *throws Blaze onto bridge*
Blaze: Ты think Ты can kill me?
радуга Dash: *grabs axe*
Applejack: *runs toward Blaze*
Blaze: *pushes Applejack*
Sean: A.J! *grabs Applejack*
радуга Dash: *swings axe*
Blaze: *grabs axe, and sets радуга Dash on fire*
радуга Dash: *falls* AAAA
Sean: NO!
Blaze: *nearly hits me*
Sean: Hang on!
Applejack: *holds on to bridge*
Blaze: *pushes me*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *kicks Applejack*
Applejack: *screams*
Blaze: I can't believe your helping these pussies.
Sean: They're not pussies! All of them do amazing things.
Blaze: They're all fucking lame.
Discord: *wakes up* what the..?
Sean: GO TO HELL!! *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *pushes me toward cable*
Sean: *grabs cable*
Blaze: *hits cable 5 times*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *hits me with axe*
Sean: *pushes Blaze*
Blaze: *loses footing*
Discord: *watches in horror*
Blaze: *tries to get back up*
Discord: Blaze! Blaze!!
Blaze: *laughs and falls off bridge*
Back to today.
Sean: Such a terrible time.
радуга Dash: Both of us nearly died.
Sean: яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса risked her neck to save you. I'm surprised she survived the fall.
Pinkie Pie: Are we going to talk about our past или are we gonna party?!
Sean: Party!!
Rarity & яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса were having a conversation when...
Rarity: We have 20 miles to go until we get to that island.
Applejack: Ah hope all this isn't for nothing.
Rarity: Pinkie is being serious about this.
Applejack: Since when did she take things seriously?
Derpy & Octavia: *kidnap яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & Rarity*
Sean: Эй, Dash can Ты get яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса for me?
радуга Dash: Sure.
Pinkie Pie: Good, cuz he's busy helping with the tourists.
Tourist пони 33: I need a hotdog.
Sean: Coming right up.
Inside the ship
Octavia: What are we going to do with you?
Derpy: I know *farts on Applejack*
Applejack: oh man that smells bad.
Octavia: Other then that?
Derpy: Hmm. Get Rarity.
Rarity: What are Ты gonna do to me? Why do Ты hate me? I'm british just like you.
Octavia: Get the ropes.
Derpy: *ties Rarity*
Octavia: *spins wheel*
Rarity: Whoa. I'm getting taller. This feels great!
Octavia: It's not working. Get that torch.
Derpy: *grabs torch*
Applejack: What are ya'll gonna do?
Derpy: We're going to set Ты on fire.
Applejack: NO! Ah don't wanna be set on fire! Ah'm already orange!
радуга Dash: Эй, Applejack? Sean wants Ты to-
Octavia: ooh.
Derpy: What? *sits on torch* Oh my muffins!
радуга Dash: You're trying to kill my friends. How dare you!?
радуга Dash brought the traitors to be punished.
Sean: Hhhm.
Octavia: (Don't lock us up)
Sean: радуга Dash, lock up these two for the remainder of the voyage!
Octavia: Fuuuck!
Derpy: *cries* Why is this happening? I just don't know what went wrong!
Octavia: Shut up!
Rarity: How am I going back to my normal size?
Twilight: With magic *performs spell*
Rarity: I'm going to miss being tall, but it was very hard to deal with.
Sean: Pinkie, I think it's a good idea Ты give me the map after what just happened.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Sean: I didn't wanna have to do this, but as captain I order Ты to give me the map.
Pinkie Pie: *gives map*
Sean: Dash, find a безопасно, сейф spot for this.
радуга Dash: *locks map in safe*
It's been 5 days since we've been in the sea. We're halfway there, but the wind has stopped, and now everyone is bored, hungry, and thirsty.
Fluttershy: What do we do?
Vinyl Scratch: I don't know. *inhales* I'VE GOT кабина FEVER!!
Jade: Ah got it to
Everypony: кабина FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: Every пони sing! I've got кабина fever, it's burning through my brain
Snips: I've got кабина fever it's driving me insane.
Everypony: We've got кабина fever, we're flipping our bandanas. Been stuck at sea so long we've simply gone bananas.
Dr. Whooves: Ariba
Dinky: *playing maracas*
Everypony: We've got кабина fever, we've Остаться в живых what sense we had! We've got кабина fever, we're all going mad!
Applejack: Grab yer partner by the ears, lash him to the wheel. Do si do step on their hoof, and listen to him squeal. Allemende left, allemende right it's time to sail или sink. свинг, качели yer partner over the side, and drop him in the drink. *throws Twilight overboard*
Rarity: We've got кабина fever
Doughnut Joe: No if's and, или buts.
Rarity: We're disoriented
Doughnut Joe: And demented, and a little nuts.
Pinkie & Fenix: Ach du liebe, Vriendscoupe bus. Sauerbraten weiner schnitzel, und wunderbar.
German military: We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side.
Sean: Und then it died.
Boris: I've got кабина fever, I think I Остаться в живых my grip.
Charleen: I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script!
Huge stallion: I was floating neath the tropic moon. And dreaming of a blue lagoon. Now I'm as crazy as a loon.
Everypony: кабина fever has ravaged all aboard! This once proud vessel has become a floating physco ward! We were sailing, sailing heading who knows where, and now though we're all here we're not all there *goes crazy for ten секунды flat* кабина fever yeah!
Twilight: Look! The wind has returned! We're moving again.
Let's go back to Derpy & Octavia in jail.
Octavia: Somepony get me out of here!!
Derpy: What was that song just being played?
Octavia: What are Ты talking about?
Derpy: It was something like, Kevin fever yeah.
Twilight: Let's go. We have to get the treasure.
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.
Twilight: Ты two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. Ты better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't Ты use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting Ты guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist пони 4: *drives jetski past boat* How much longer?
Tourist пони 2: Keep going! Don't stop towing me.
Tourist пони 4: I'm getting low on fuel!
That night on the island
Pinkie Pie: Ты kidnapped me?
Twilight: Yes I did. Now Ты work for me.
Pinkie Pie: But I thought we were friends!
Twilight: Who would want to be Друзья with you? Give us the treasure map.
Pinkie Pie: I don't have it.
Twilight: Well then I'll get it, and kill everyone onboard.
Derpy: Doesn't she remember?
Twilight: No. I'll be right back. *teleports*
Sean: Hi Twilight, have Ты seen Pinkie Pie anywhere? And where did Ты come from?
Twilight: *Hits Sean* Where's the treasure map?
Sean: Ты just hit me. Why should I tell you?
радуга Dash: Is everything ok here?
Twilight: *Shoots радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: Ow. What was that for? *kills Twilight*
Sean: Are Ты alright?
радуга Dash: My head nearly got shot off, and your asking me if I'm alright?
Sean: Take it easy, Rarity'll get it fixed.
Back at the island
Pinkie Pie: So when did Twilight say she'd get back?
Octavia: I'm not sure. Why don't Ты take us to the treasure?
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head no*
Derpy: Do it или Ты die.
Pinkie Pie: Allright I'll help you.
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.
Pinkie Pie: This is fake. Ты just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.
But she did. радуга Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.
Pinkie Pie: Danke радуга Dash.
радуга Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close to the island.
Pinkie Pie: Why didn't Ты say something? Land ho!
Applejack: We're there already?
Tourist пони 3: Line up in a single file line, and watch the ponies reenact a fight scene.
Pinkie Pie: This is not a reenactment!
Tourist pony1: They really take this seriously.
Back on the island.
Derpy: She's gone!
Octavia: Well then. Let's find her.
Cursed pony23: There's a ship! *runs off*
Cursed пони 42: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Octavia: Come back Ты cowards!
Rarity: I just remembered Twilight's dead.
Sean: Everypony get ready. *grabs sword*
Derpy: *shoots rocket launcher*
Sean: LOOK OUT!!
Pinkie Pie: *dodges missile*
радуга Dash: Good work. Now lets fight them for the treasure.
Octavia: Fight Ты basterds!
Cursed pony11: *fights Pinkie Pie*
Fenix: I'm calling the military.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Sean: *kills cursed pony* Just like old times eh?
радуга Dash: *blocks attack* Eeyup
Big Mac: That's mah line. *shoots at радуга Dash*
Sean: *blocks shots* Where's Octavia?
Octavia: Right here.
Sean: Lets duel, shall we?
Octavia: *hits sword*
Sean: *kicks Octavia*
Octavia: Oh. *swings sword*
Sean: *blocks attack* Let's see how Ты like being attacked. *attacks Octavia*
Tourist ponies: Sean sean, he's our stallion. If he can't do it no one can.
Sean: I'm a hedgehog.
Octavia: *slices my hand off*
Sean: aah! *hits Octavia*
Octavia: Easy! I might have to kill you.
радуга Dash: Kill Sean the hedgehog, and you'll have to kill me.
Rarity: Kill радуга Dash then Ты have to kill me
Pinkie Pie: Kill Rarity, and you'll have to go through us.
Applejack: Kill яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & Gummie, then Ты have to kill me.
Fenix: The german army is here.
Octavia: Fine. I surrender.
And so we locked up Octavia & her entire team. Then we found the treasure, it was worth over 100,000 bits. But then.
Octavia: *gets on boat*
Pinkie Pie: What are Ты doing?
Octavia: Stealing all your treasure.
Pinkie Pie: How'd Ты get out?
Octavia: Magic.
Twilight: I freed her. But now, I have to finish what I've started *Kills Octavia*
Pinkie Pie: Ты were on my side after all.
Twilight: No I'm not. I only killed her, because she failed.
Pinkie Pie: Ты died earlier.
Twilight: Rarity brought me back to life, thinking I changed my ways.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know why you're going against me though.
Twilight: I need that money еще then Ты do. I am a princess after all.
Pinkie Pie: Is that what this is all about? Ты being a princess?
Twilight: I deserve it еще then Ты do.
Pinkie Pie: Ok then *K.O's Twilight*
Sean: What are Ты going to do now?
Pinkie Pie: Put her back in jail.
Sean: She'll get out again.
Pinkie Pie: No she won't trust me.
The Далее день Twilight woke up to find that she was no longer an alicorn, and could no longer be a princess. She fucked up big time, but learned her lesson. Despite this, things were going to get worse for her, but that's another story.
The End.
