The Далее morning, Pete arrived in his office. Once he sat down, the phone rang.
Pete: *Picks up phone* Hello?
Santa Neigh Pony: Yeah, is this Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes, and who might Ты be?
Santa Neigh Pony: The name's Jake. I'm a worker on the Atchison Topeka, and Santa Neigh Railroad, calling from Bridgeport Neighbraska. Somepony from your railroad ended up on one of our trains.
Pete: Where is he now?
Jake: He's just laying by the train tracks. Listen, Ты need to get him back quickly. We're supposed to get a huge amount of freight cars in our train yard over here, and we don't want this overweight unicorn messing things up.
Pete: I don't blame you. I'll send two ponies to come pick him up. They'll arrive in a switch engine, and help with any of the assignments if necessary.
Jake: Thank you.
Working Pony: Эй, Jake, Ты better get off the phone. A big train is coming in right now!
Jake: I have to go. Thanks for everything Mr. Reimer. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Gets on PA system to trainyard* Pierce Hawkins, and Stylo Bevaria, please Сообщить to my office.
Hawkeye: Just when we were about to get a freight out of the yards.
Stylo: Better luck Далее time.
Both stallions arrived at Pete's office.
Pete: It has come to my attention that Gordon somehow ended up in a town in Neighbraska called Bridgeport, on the Santa Neigh Line. Do Ты know how it happened?
Hawkeye: No, but I can tell Ты why it happened.
Pete: Just go get him back. Take engine #121 over to Bridgeport. Ты may need to help those ponies with some activity in the train yard.
Stylo: We should've known.
So they both went back to the train yard to get engine #121, a GP7, then went to Bridgeport to get Gordon.
By the time they arrived, Gordon was starting to sober up.
Gordon: What is this? *Looking at tag* Retarded, and morally bankrupt? That's not true!
Hawkeye: *Arrives, and blows horn seven times, making it sound like the shave & a haircut song*
Gordon: Oh finally, my Друзья are here to get me back to Cheyenne.
Stylo: Yup, get in.
Hawkeye: The sooner, the better.
Gordon: *Gets on engine*
Jake: Hey, what about the work in the train yard?
Hawkeye: Sorry buster, you're gonna have to do that yourself. *Drives away*
Gordon: My knights in shining armor! *Hugging Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Stop it Gordon!
Stylo: And don't Ты dare hug me. I don't want to get arrested for being hugged by a gay pony.
Gordon: I don't understand this. Ты were being nice to me earlier, but now you're being mean!
Hawkeye: We were never nice to Ты Gordon, it was all a nightmare.
Gordon: Oh no it wasn't! I was popular, don't Ты deny it! *Pouts, and looks away from Hawkeye, and Stylo*
When they returned to Cheyenne, Gordon was in for a pleasant surprise.
Gordon: Coffee Crème! You're back!
Coffee Crème: Of course I am. Ты have no idea how boring it was in London.
Hawkeye: Ты have no idea how boring it was trying to be nice to Gordon.
Coffee Crème: Leave us alone.
Stylo: We're not finished yet.
Hawkeye: Frenchy and Gordon sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Gordon: Oh stop it!
Stylo: Hold up. *grabs paper, and pencil* One еще thing we want to Показать you. *Drawing*
Gordon: What is it?
Coffee Crème: *Watching*
Stylo: Finished. *Shows drawing of the middle finger to Gordon*
The End
On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye has to do something he doesn't want to do.
Pete: *Picks up phone* Hello?
Santa Neigh Pony: Yeah, is this Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes, and who might Ты be?
Santa Neigh Pony: The name's Jake. I'm a worker on the Atchison Topeka, and Santa Neigh Railroad, calling from Bridgeport Neighbraska. Somepony from your railroad ended up on one of our trains.
Pete: Where is he now?
Jake: He's just laying by the train tracks. Listen, Ты need to get him back quickly. We're supposed to get a huge amount of freight cars in our train yard over here, and we don't want this overweight unicorn messing things up.
Pete: I don't blame you. I'll send two ponies to come pick him up. They'll arrive in a switch engine, and help with any of the assignments if necessary.
Jake: Thank you.
Working Pony: Эй, Jake, Ты better get off the phone. A big train is coming in right now!
Jake: I have to go. Thanks for everything Mr. Reimer. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Gets on PA system to trainyard* Pierce Hawkins, and Stylo Bevaria, please Сообщить to my office.
Hawkeye: Just when we were about to get a freight out of the yards.
Stylo: Better luck Далее time.
Both stallions arrived at Pete's office.
Pete: It has come to my attention that Gordon somehow ended up in a town in Neighbraska called Bridgeport, on the Santa Neigh Line. Do Ты know how it happened?
Hawkeye: No, but I can tell Ты why it happened.
Pete: Just go get him back. Take engine #121 over to Bridgeport. Ты may need to help those ponies with some activity in the train yard.
Stylo: We should've known.
So they both went back to the train yard to get engine #121, a GP7, then went to Bridgeport to get Gordon.
By the time they arrived, Gordon was starting to sober up.
Gordon: What is this? *Looking at tag* Retarded, and morally bankrupt? That's not true!
Hawkeye: *Arrives, and blows horn seven times, making it sound like the shave & a haircut song*
Gordon: Oh finally, my Друзья are here to get me back to Cheyenne.
Stylo: Yup, get in.
Hawkeye: The sooner, the better.
Gordon: *Gets on engine*
Jake: Hey, what about the work in the train yard?
Hawkeye: Sorry buster, you're gonna have to do that yourself. *Drives away*
Gordon: My knights in shining armor! *Hugging Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Stop it Gordon!
Stylo: And don't Ты dare hug me. I don't want to get arrested for being hugged by a gay pony.
Gordon: I don't understand this. Ты were being nice to me earlier, but now you're being mean!
Hawkeye: We were never nice to Ты Gordon, it was all a nightmare.
Gordon: Oh no it wasn't! I was popular, don't Ты deny it! *Pouts, and looks away from Hawkeye, and Stylo*
When they returned to Cheyenne, Gordon was in for a pleasant surprise.
Gordon: Coffee Crème! You're back!
Coffee Crème: Of course I am. Ты have no idea how boring it was in London.
Hawkeye: Ты have no idea how boring it was trying to be nice to Gordon.
Coffee Crème: Leave us alone.
Stylo: We're not finished yet.
Hawkeye: Frenchy and Gordon sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Gordon: Oh stop it!
Stylo: Hold up. *grabs paper, and pencil* One еще thing we want to Показать you. *Drawing*
Gordon: What is it?
Coffee Crème: *Watching*
Stylo: Finished. *Shows drawing of the middle finger to Gordon*
The End
On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye has to do something he doesn't want to do.
Union Pacific Engine #121
