Another day's work was completed for Bob. He was at his house, getting ready to meet Jerry.
Emily: Where are Ты going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told Ты about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean Ты have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with Ты not being with me, and Howard Показ up, and destroying the ужин I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of Ты talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is Друзья with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I Любовь zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take Ты to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.
Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.
Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do Ты think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, Ты never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: Ты never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do Ты want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.
When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven год old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was Показ a pair of dentures.
Mare: If Ты wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO Ты FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do Ты go on the internet a lot? Do Ты hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give Ты our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what Ты want us to do, and constantly make еще advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making Ты get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost Ты money. In fact, we collect one dollar a минута for every commercial Ты watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so Ты have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like Ты to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: Эй, good, the game is on. It's like Ты knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.
2 B continued
Emily: Where are Ты going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told Ты about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean Ты have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with Ты not being with me, and Howard Показ up, and destroying the ужин I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of Ты talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is Друзья with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I Любовь zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take Ты to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.
Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.
Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do Ты think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, Ты never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: Ты never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do Ты want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.
When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven год old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was Показ a pair of dentures.
Mare: If Ты wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO Ты FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do Ты go on the internet a lot? Do Ты hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give Ты our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what Ты want us to do, and constantly make еще advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making Ты get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost Ты money. In fact, we collect one dollar a минута for every commercial Ты watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so Ты have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like Ты to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: Эй, good, the game is on. It's like Ты knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.
2 B continued
Bob went to this zoo to wait for Jerry to pick him up.
