Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 1 - Дружба — это чудо - Fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know Ты spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good at everything.
Chinese General 2: I don't see how this rips off Indiana Jones.
Con: An Equestrian meeting up with chinese.
Chinese General 3: That makes sense.
Chinese General 1: Why are we here Mr. Mane?
Con: I think Ты know, just as well as I do. ISIS.
Chinese General 1: That new terrorist organization?
Con: That's right. Not only have they been executing journalists from Equestria, and England, but they also plan to come after Ты when they take all the eastern regions of the Middle East. The United States would like to form an alliance with Ты against ISIS.
Chinese General 3: No thank you.
Chinese General 2: We will deal with them ourselves.
Con: Everypony in that group is dangerous. It'll be impossible to take them down by yourself.
Chinese General 1: We are part of the Chinese Army. We can deal with anything. Now please leave us.
Con: Can't Ты understand we're trying to help?
Chinese General: *Grabs gun* Leave us, или die!
Con: *Flips таблица onto generals, and runs away*

Song: link

Chinese General: *Hits button*

An alarm went off, and Chinese soldiers grabbed guns, and started running up towards the restaurant.

Con: *About to run downstairs, but sees the Chinese Soldiers* Well, so much for my escape. *Runs toward a window*
Chinese Soldier 4395: Shoot him. *Shooting bullets at Con*
Con: *Hiding behind table, and shoots two soldiers*
Chinese Soldier 87: *Throws grenade*
Con: *Crawling towards a small Стена with a gong*

The explosion did not hurt anypony.

Con: *Gets up, shoots three еще soldiers, then hides behind gong*
Chinese Solder 754: *Shooting at Con, but his bullets hit the middle of the gong*
Con: *Holds pistol out in open, and shoots a chinese soldier in the neck*
Chinese Soldier 66: *Shooting gong*
Chinese Soldier 6839: Hold your fire!
Chinese Soldier 66: No! Shoot the gong until it falls!

So that's what the chinese soldiers were doing.

Con: *Shoots window*
Chinese Soldiers: *Continue shooting the gong*
Chinese Soldier 48: Cease fire! *Slowly walks towards the gong* He's gone!

Stop the song. Con jumped out of the window he shot with a parachute, and landed safely on an isolated street.

P: *Calling Con on his wristwatch* Come in 0007.
Con: I'm here sir.
P: Have the Chinese decided to form an alliance with us?
Con: Negative. They threatened to kill me, so I left.
P: That's not good, but I have important news.
Con: Shoot.
P: Do Ты remember Pinkie Pie?
Con: Yes.
P: She was your boss before I was, but she faked her death, and allowed me to take over. Now it's a possibility she might come back.
Con: Excellent. Where is she?
P: So far, all I know is that she's in the human world.
Con: What is she doing there?

Theme song: link

In the human world, Blackgryph0n was watching a video where Pinkie Pie was with the rest of the mane 6.

Blackgryph0n: Pfft, Pinkie. If you're real, I'm giggling at ghosts too.
Pinkie Pie: *Pops out of computer screen* Hi.
Blackgryph0n: AH!! *Falls off chair* AH!!

Pinkie Pie, breaking the 4th Стена since 2010.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Con Mane story

The Return Of Pinkie

Starring

Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Parcival as P
Pinkie Pie as herself
Lyra as Miss Moneybit
Spike as S
Fenix Lighter as himself
Germans as good ponies
Alicorns as bad ponies
Twilight Sparkle as Ice Cube
Princess Cadence as Jessica
Max as Vito Denille
Mary Sue as herself
Sunny Rays as Sally
радуга Dash as Rain Bouvier

Skip the song to 3:43

Cars used for fanfiction

Alfa Romaneo as Alfa Romeo
Chevronet as Chevrolet
Coltillac as Cadillac
Dodge as itself
Fillys as Willys
Flam as Ford
Flim as Buick
Foallari as Ferrari
Hoofington as Plymouth
Lamborghini as Lambronyni
Lunastar as Chrysler
Lunicorn as Lincoln
Marecury as Mercury
Meuzda as Mazda
PMC as GMC
Skyline as Nissan
Vriendscoupe as Volkswagen

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scougesgirl The return of pinkie? It's awesome and I mean that. I don't lie

Seanthehedgehog I'm glad you like it.

scougesgirl Heartsong in it?

Seanthehedgehog No. I didn't put her in this one. She's in On The Block.

scougesgirl KK

FOR EPICBRONY!

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Source: RIghtful Owners.

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Pinkie Pie was just finishing up. "Thank Ты so much, Pinkie! This gem is very radiant and beautiful!" Rarity said, beaming at the nice red gem. Pinkie Pie smiled...

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posted by DragonAura15

Me as a pony, amazed by your talent.

I just want to say, thanks everyone for making this club such an amazing place! And I would also Любовь to give a shoutout to all of my Друзья in the Покемон and Haron region club!

Acceptance.
I never quite understood how much power this word contained...until now.
I used to go to a middle school that nearly crushed the personality out of me. Everyone was cussing, being inappropriate, pushing others around, and just flat-out being bullies. And on вверх of all that, my BFF and I were growing apart. Everything I could do, she could do better, and as Ты can imagine, I began to grow jealous. Then,...

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Applejack's Double Life part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train arrives at Appleloosa, and the Flim Flam brothers get out.

Applejack: *Watching* Ok, let's go. *Exits train*
Braeburn: *Follows*
Flim: *walks into saloon*
Flam: *Walks into saloon*
Dexter: *Walks into saloon*
Applejack: What do Ты suppose they're up to?
Braeburn: I ain't sure. We better get back to my orchard.

So they did, but inside the saloon.

Dexter: *grabs paper, and pen* Alright. What am I writing?
Flim: A letter! We've gone over this 5 times already in the train.
Flam: Here is what we want Ты to write. Ты ready?
Dexter: Ready.
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posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 33: The return of a Princess – Part 2

Celestia idled in her sister's office, gazing through the broken window. In front of her lay the Castle's parade ground, filled with the bodies of the fallen. The heat of the battle was gone and now the Princess of the Sun had to face reality once again. All of her suppressed emotions bottled up and a large teardrop ran down on her cheek, following the path of the burnt scars.

“What have I done?” the white alicorn whispered to herself. “Is this what I'm destined for? To cause pain and suffering?”

The unsettling questions...

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Octavia Unchained part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Dexter, and Octavia got to the office of the Flim Flam brothers, they saw it was empty.

Octavia: They must have escaped while we were shooting all those workers.
Dexter: We got to stop them. *runs down hallway*
Octavia: *following*

Outside the factory

Flim: We're almost out of here.
Flam: Which car are we taking?
Flim: Both of ours. Ты drive yours, and I'll drive mine.
Flam: Why not the other way around?
Flim: Ok!

So they both hopped into their cars, and drove away.

Dexter: Quick, let's get in my car! *gets in*
Octavia: *Gets in*
Dexter: *Drives after the flim flam brothers*
Octavia: There's...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

General Rosemeyer.

The helicopter passed us, but the pilot didn't see us.

At the castle

Nazis: *watching helicopter*
General Rosemeyer: *flying helicopter*
Nazis: *run out to greet general*
General Rosemeyer: *climbs out of helicopter*
Colonel Kramer: Hello General.
General Rosemeyer: Hi Colonel. I've got some good news.
Colonel Kramer: What is it?
General Rosemeyer: Twilight Sparkle got the changelings to Присоединиться us.
Colonel Kramer: That's good. How is Canterlot?
General Rosemeyer: Nothing has changed. Do Ты like my machine?
Colonel Kramer: Seems a little dangerous.
General Rosemeyer: Well Ты must try it.
Colonel Kramer:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 6 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Percy flew along the streets of Cheyenne, and suddenly saw Jeff coming out of a pharmacy.

Percy: Jeff!
Jeff: Percy? What are Ты doing? I'm not feeling well.
Percy: I know, but listen. Do Ты know how Ты got sick?
Jeff: My doctor сказал(-а) it was from a filly I accidentally bumped into. She had some kind of virus.
Percy: When was it?
Jeff: Near my house.
Percy: No, when was it?
Jeff: Last night.
Percy: Alright. Time travel away.
Jeff: Uh, Percy? I don't know any time traveling spells.
Percy: Great. Our only hope is Coffee Creme.
Gordon: *stops nearby* или Ты can count on me.
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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 1/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can Ты check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are Ты Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised Ты have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean The Hedgehog presents

Based off the roleplay by Applejackrocks1

Hedgehog In Ponyville, and the Grand Galloping Gala

Dedicated to Jade Gordon

I miss her so much :(

It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.

Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits by door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*

I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.

Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see Ты again!! How is everything?
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A Simple день With Rarity And Sweetie Belle

posted by Lionkingarts

Rarity woke up in her bed, looking at her clock. And noticed she was late to take sweetie belle to the resturaunt. "Oh goodness! I have forgot to take sweetie belle to the resturaunt." Rarity swung out of bed, trotting to her make up room. The soft colored blue magic had occured to rarity's horn. She had lifted up fake eyelashes and straped it to her left eye. "Oh I really should have resisted sweetie belle's begging." Then she lifted up another eyelash, Strapping it to her right eye. Lied beside her, was a eyeshadow box and the eyeshadow brush. "I'm sure sweetie belle won't mind if we're late...

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up еще stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw Ты enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are Ты doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws Фан into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean The Hedgehog presents

Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

In case Ты are wondering, ani is korean for no.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean's Canterlot GMO

It seemed dark in the store, but soon a light appeared. Then it started moving.

Rarity: I'm scared!
Spike: Don't worry, a few sticks of dynamite are there, and it will blow a hole in the door.
Fuse: *stops*
Spike: Wait a minute
Fuse: *sets box on fire*
Rarity: Don't go there!
Spike: For crying out loud I can do it! Why do Ты always act like I don't know anything?!
box: *explodes*
fireworks: *come out of box*
Rarity: *screaming*

Pinkie Pie: *flying upside down*
Fluttershy: If Ты don't stop, I'll end up like Bartholomew!!
Pinkie Pie: At least Ты can sleep!
control: Alright listen. It's important that...

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posted by NocturnalMirage

Wheels of Evil – Part 9

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“Are Ты sure this is the right way, Caramel?” one пони asks quietly.

“Yes, yes…” Bon-Bon told me precisely where is it.” he Ответы and gestures to the two others.

“Clover, Note, Переместить your flanks! We best be doing this before the Sun goes down!”

“Right behind ya!”

“Ssshhh! There!” карамель whispers and points to a large, weird object...

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posted by NocturnalMirage

Wheels of evil – Part 1

It’s summer. The night is warm. The soft breeze cuddles the дерево branches. The full Moon pours its white light on the land. Crickets chirping. Countless fireflies circling in the air. Everything is calm. The glowing orb reaches its zenith on the obsidian sky. Flickering stars. Elongating shadows. The clock on Town Square shows 2 AM. The quiet sound of streaming water. A фонтан in the middle of the square. The regal, life size statue of Celestia observes the town restlessly. Ponyville at night…

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and his Друзья found out that Mr. Sanchez smuggled drugs out of Svoboda into other places in the world, and the way he did it, was illegal.

Sanchez: *drives past S*
S: Rain, do Ты copy?
Rain: I copy. What's the skinny?
S: Sanchez is in a convoy with two sedans, and a bus.
Rain: An actual bus?!
S: No, just a Vriendscoupe bus.
Rain: Oh, thank god.
Con: She's not used to cars. Just flying.
S: I'll keep that in mind.
Rain: *flies above cars*
Con: Why are Ты carrying me again?
Rain: So we can go over the plan. We'll be disguised as tourists, and then we infiltrate Sanchez's plan.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

The battle that started it all

Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the Назад stories.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Pinkie Pie: Follow my lead, and don't screw up this time.
Twilight: I got it man!
Pinkie Pie: *walks into store*
Las Pegasus ponies: HEY! Shoot her!
Pinkie Pie: *kills L.P ponies*
Twilight: Wow.
Pinkie Pie: *bounces happily to cashier* Hi!
cashier: *shouts* What did Ты kill those ponies for?
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cashier: If Ты put it that way, I accept. *pays money*
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posted by Dragon4322

Mike

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