It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.
Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank Ты everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a вулкан erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Япония has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then there was the bombing of Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Nate: Yeah, well they deserved it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's Переместить on to the weather.
Nate: Right. Our forecast for this week includes, a nice sunny день for Wednesday, and Thursday. Then, we get a partly cloudy день on Friday, followed by a nonstop thunderstorm on Saturday.
Hillary: It has to stop at sometime.
Nate: Maybe it will, when ponies stop getting scared over it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: On Sunday, we will have another partly cloudy day, but on Monday, and Tuesday, the shit hits the Фан when it begins to snow.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: How did Ты figure that out?
Nate: Farmer's almanac. Never lies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: And finally, before we Переместить onto commercials, we have a special visitor.
Nate: Coming all the way from the middle east, it's Major General Shayne Diesel.
Blaze is Shayne Diesel.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Shayne: Thanks for having me here. Any place is better than the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: That's what we wanted to talk to Ты about.
Hillary: How are your soldiers doing over there?
Shayne: Not too bad, except for the fact that they're dealing with a new terrorist group called ISIS.
Audience: *Booing* F*ck ISIS!!
Shayne: Don't worry everypony, we will stop them! After all, we are the United States of Equestria!
Nate: *Starts to think that Shayne is being annoying, and becomes sarcastic* Really? I thought this was Japan.
Shayne: Nah, Ты don't wanna be there. They had a вулкан erupt.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And I thought Hawaii had вулкан problems!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's get back on the topic of ISIS.
Shayne: Ah yes, the disgrace to everypony that believes in freedom, and democracy. Freedom is what makes this world spin around!
A song starts to play in the background: link
Shayne: I'm talking about ponies that have a long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And while they're giving that long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background, Ты see the Equestrian Flag, with stars, and stripes, waving in the wind, and reminding Ты that we are a powerful country!
Then the flag showed up behind Shayne in the background.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: We are a reminder to ISIS, that we have the toughest army in the world, and we will kill them all!! *Sings along to the song* This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: Ты tried to attack us, but your attack failed! And now Ты shall pay us the price, for Ты attempting to attack our home!
Nate: *Confused*
Shayne: This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Hillary: I think he finally Остаться в живых his mind.
Nate: Me too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Continues Пение his song*
Nate, and Hillary snuck out of the studio. Shayne didn't notice, for he was too busy Пение his song.
Audience: *Laughing*
And that's all the time we have for the news. Stop the song!!
Master Sword: Well, that's all the time we have for our Показать today. Thank Ты for watching.
Tom: Master Sword, this is an article. How do Ты watch an article?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't know, but the announcer always says, "On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience."
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I see what Ты mean. Well, thank Ты for viewing this. How about that?
The End.
Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank Ты everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a вулкан erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Япония has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then there was the bombing of Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Nate: Yeah, well they deserved it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's Переместить on to the weather.
Nate: Right. Our forecast for this week includes, a nice sunny день for Wednesday, and Thursday. Then, we get a partly cloudy день on Friday, followed by a nonstop thunderstorm on Saturday.
Hillary: It has to stop at sometime.
Nate: Maybe it will, when ponies stop getting scared over it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: On Sunday, we will have another partly cloudy day, but on Monday, and Tuesday, the shit hits the Фан when it begins to snow.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: How did Ты figure that out?
Nate: Farmer's almanac. Never lies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: And finally, before we Переместить onto commercials, we have a special visitor.
Nate: Coming all the way from the middle east, it's Major General Shayne Diesel.
Blaze is Shayne Diesel.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Shayne: Thanks for having me here. Any place is better than the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: That's what we wanted to talk to Ты about.
Hillary: How are your soldiers doing over there?
Shayne: Not too bad, except for the fact that they're dealing with a new terrorist group called ISIS.
Audience: *Booing* F*ck ISIS!!
Shayne: Don't worry everypony, we will stop them! After all, we are the United States of Equestria!
Nate: *Starts to think that Shayne is being annoying, and becomes sarcastic* Really? I thought this was Japan.
Shayne: Nah, Ты don't wanna be there. They had a вулкан erupt.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And I thought Hawaii had вулкан problems!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's get back on the topic of ISIS.
Shayne: Ah yes, the disgrace to everypony that believes in freedom, and democracy. Freedom is what makes this world spin around!
A song starts to play in the background: link
Shayne: I'm talking about ponies that have a long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And while they're giving that long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background, Ты see the Equestrian Flag, with stars, and stripes, waving in the wind, and reminding Ты that we are a powerful country!
Then the flag showed up behind Shayne in the background.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: We are a reminder to ISIS, that we have the toughest army in the world, and we will kill them all!! *Sings along to the song* This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: Ты tried to attack us, but your attack failed! And now Ты shall pay us the price, for Ты attempting to attack our home!
Nate: *Confused*
Shayne: This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Hillary: I think he finally Остаться в живых his mind.
Nate: Me too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Continues Пение his song*
Nate, and Hillary snuck out of the studio. Shayne didn't notice, for he was too busy Пение his song.
Audience: *Laughing*
And that's all the time we have for the news. Stop the song!!
Master Sword: Well, that's all the time we have for our Показать today. Thank Ты for watching.
Tom: Master Sword, this is an article. How do Ты watch an article?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't know, but the announcer always says, "On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience."
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I see what Ты mean. Well, thank Ты for viewing this. How about that?
The End.
Green Flame did nothing but look at the camouflaged machines only a small distance away. Вопросы went through the scout's mind. "Find them" one enemy whispered, coming into view of Flame. Green looked at the others sleeping, "I should go alone for this" he nervously told himself.
Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!
I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.
This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how Ты guys have been Актёрское искусство around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for Актёрское искусство like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.
I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and еще people.I hope Ты all read this.Please Комментарий below if Ты like.
I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.
This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how Ты guys have been Актёрское искусство around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for Актёрское искусство like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.
I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and еще people.I hope Ты all read this.Please Комментарий below if Ты like.
Today I have learned many new things. I have also read the biography on звезда Swirl the Bearded! It was a fantastic book, Rarity got it for me. I have been trying to look for it everywhere. Today, радуга Dash taught me flying lessons. I fell a few times, but I have progressed really great. Hey, talking about Rainbow, she hasn't returned my Daring Do book! I'll just tell her tomorrow. Anyways, I have gotten the new Daring Do book! It has радуга Dash on the cover, I really wonder why. It's a great book so far, even my friend and I got mentioned in it! I was shocked! I got a Чтение lamp from Pinkie Pie. It is really nice! Now I can study and read at night! Read! Ты have to, it says so in the book!
~ Twilight Sparkle
The other день was so awesome! I got to meet Daring Do Ты guys. DARING DO! We had the coolest adventure! I also just got her latest book! AND I AM ON THE COVER! Anyways, today was awesome! I was teaching Twilight Sparkle how to fly, but...she fell. Most of the time. She'll be a champion if she practices her wing push ups every day, like me. I don't think the Wonderbolts haven't noticed how awesome I am. Scootaloo was also having trouble flying, but hey, she's just a filly. She has a good heart, and she will be able to fly some day. I'll even teach her when I have my days off. OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book! Uh oh. Heh... I kind of need to return some book to Twilight.... Heh.... Gotta run!
~ радуга Dash