Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia: *Sitting at her стол письменный, стол in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that Ты enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform Ты that she has not been found, but I did find a penny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: It was heads up too. We should be able to find her easily now.
Celestia: It's clear to me that you're not a good informer. I need someone еще intelligent like...
Derpy: *Arrives* Hi Princess. Here's your pizza.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're my new informer.
Derpy: Yay!
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: Timothy, go back to whatever it was Ты were doing.
Timothy: *Walks away*
Derpy: What should I inform Ты about?
Celestia: Ты tell me if Ты found Twilight Sparkle или not. She is a traitor to Equestria, and must be captured.
Derpy: I thought Ты were only supposed to capture flags.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: No, Ты find Twilight Sparkle, and tell me about it. Ты also inform me about anything important.
Derpy: Okay.
The Далее day.
Celestia: *Sitting at her desk*
Derpy: Ты are Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't need stupid losers like Ты telling me that.
Audience: Aw.
Celestia: Of course I'm Celestia! Who else would I be? The prime minister of Canada?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't see why Ты would waste time in telling me that I'm the princess. I know I'm Celestia. Go tell Twilight Sparkle that she's Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*
The Далее day.
Celestia: *Walking upstairs*
Bryan: *Sees Celestia* Эй, look, it's Nicole Oliver.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I am Princess Celestia Ты nincompoop.
Jonathan: I object to Ты saying you're the princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Ты can't object my identity!
Jonathan: But you're Nicole Oliver.
Celestia: *Ignoring the others, and goes upstairs*
The white alicorn got to her office, and sat down at her desk, when Derpy arrived.
Derpy: I'd like to inform Ты about something important. Ты are not the real Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What do Ты mean I'm not Princess Celestia? Of course I am. Ты dare Вопрос my identity? To hell with you. I'm already dealing with other ponies saying that I'm Nicole Oliver, and I don't need others telling me I'm not Celestia. Why don't Ты go inform Twilight?
Derpy: Because Ты told me to capture her.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Falls asleep, and falls on the floor*
Meanwhile on the block.
Master Sword: Well, today has been fun, but it's time to go home. My laundry is going to catch on огонь if I leave the washing machine running.
Tom: How is that possible?
Master Sword: It's really old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well, so long. And, enjoy the rest of your day.
Astrel Sky: *Imitating a Radio Disk Jockey* This is Astrel Sky, signing off.
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
The End
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia: *Sitting at her стол письменный, стол in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that Ты enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform Ты that she has not been found, but I did find a penny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: It was heads up too. We should be able to find her easily now.
Celestia: It's clear to me that you're not a good informer. I need someone еще intelligent like...
Derpy: *Arrives* Hi Princess. Here's your pizza.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're my new informer.
Derpy: Yay!
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: Timothy, go back to whatever it was Ты were doing.
Timothy: *Walks away*
Derpy: What should I inform Ты about?
Celestia: Ты tell me if Ты found Twilight Sparkle или not. She is a traitor to Equestria, and must be captured.
Derpy: I thought Ты were only supposed to capture flags.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: No, Ты find Twilight Sparkle, and tell me about it. Ты also inform me about anything important.
Derpy: Okay.
The Далее day.
Celestia: *Sitting at her desk*
Derpy: Ты are Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't need stupid losers like Ты telling me that.
Audience: Aw.
Celestia: Of course I'm Celestia! Who else would I be? The prime minister of Canada?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't see why Ты would waste time in telling me that I'm the princess. I know I'm Celestia. Go tell Twilight Sparkle that she's Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*
The Далее day.
Celestia: *Walking upstairs*
Bryan: *Sees Celestia* Эй, look, it's Nicole Oliver.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I am Princess Celestia Ты nincompoop.
Jonathan: I object to Ты saying you're the princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Ты can't object my identity!
Jonathan: But you're Nicole Oliver.
Celestia: *Ignoring the others, and goes upstairs*
The white alicorn got to her office, and sat down at her desk, when Derpy arrived.
Derpy: I'd like to inform Ты about something important. Ты are not the real Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What do Ты mean I'm not Princess Celestia? Of course I am. Ты dare Вопрос my identity? To hell with you. I'm already dealing with other ponies saying that I'm Nicole Oliver, and I don't need others telling me I'm not Celestia. Why don't Ты go inform Twilight?
Derpy: Because Ты told me to capture her.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Falls asleep, and falls on the floor*
Meanwhile on the block.
Master Sword: Well, today has been fun, but it's time to go home. My laundry is going to catch on огонь if I leave the washing machine running.
Tom: How is that possible?
Master Sword: It's really old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well, so long. And, enjoy the rest of your day.
Astrel Sky: *Imitating a Radio Disk Jockey* This is Astrel Sky, signing off.
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
The End
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song Lyrics~
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until Ты all shared it's magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
Ты have My Little Ponies
Do Ты know you're all my very best friends?
Ponies who sang in this song:
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
радуга Dash
Rarity
Applejack
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until Ты all shared it's magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
Ты have My Little Ponies
Do Ты know you're all my very best friends?
Ponies who sang in this song:
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
радуга Dash
Rarity
Applejack