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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 6: This Is A Warner Brothers Production

Announcer: On the block was not filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: *Getting very angry* What the hell?!?
Tom: *Walking down a street*
Annie: Hi Tom.
Tom: Hello Annie. What's up?
Annie: *Looks up at sky* I don't know. I can't see anything.
Audience: *Laughing*

A bullet hits the sidewalk between them

Tom: Whoever shot that gun, wait until we get to The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees a bullet hit the sidewalk behind him* Whoa.
Annie: *Looks at a building, and grabs a telescope. She looks at the building through it* I see somepony wearing a Warner Brother's hat.
Tom: Well, that explains it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Explains what?
Tom: That's an assassin working for Warner Brothers!
Annie: It's a movie company, they don't kill ponies.
Tom: Then explain to me why that пони with the Warner Bros hat is trying to kill us. Movie companies do this sort of stuff all the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Hey. He stopped shooting at us.
Tom: Maybe because you're looking at him through a telescope. Let's get out of here. *Runs away*
Annie: *Puts telescope away, and follows Tom*

They decided to go see Saten Twist.

Tom: *Banging on door* Saten, we need your help!
Saten Twist: *Opens door*
Audience: *Clapping*
Saten Twist: Иисус christ! What are Ты over reacting about now?
Tom: Saten, when was I known to over react?

Flashback #1, at a restaurant.

Tom: *Runs to Saten Twist* Saten, we're out of napkins!! *Cries* Out of napkins!!
Audience: *Laughing*

Flashback #2, Saten Twist's house

Tom: *Knocking on door*
Saten Twist: *Opens door*
Tom: Saten, I accidentally removed a do not remove tag from my pillow!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hide me!!

Flashback #3, dark room with no lights.

Tom: Saten, Saten! I've gone blind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Turns on light*
Tom: Oh. Thanks buddy.

Back to reality.

Saten Twist: Tom, Ты over react to everything.
Tom: Well we were being shot at earlier by a Warner Brothers assassin.
Saten Twist: I know only one way to solve this solution. End this part, and go straight to the skits.
Audience: *Laughing*

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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
It's nice that people don't judge brony's very much anymore (unless your the type that dresses up in costomes and buys little kid toys)..

Anyone that knows this about me simply just refuses to even CARE that I watch it.. Especially sense I am the type that literary NEVER brings up the characters.

MLP is just like any other show. Sometimes I like it. Sometimes I don't.
If it ever stops Показ MLP.
Big deal. I barely watch it anymore anyway.

The REAL reason I'm a brony is because of sites like this one.
All the online Друзья I make along the way.
And the level of enjoyment in making in using the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were back in the hospital, visiting Dan.

Dan: The doctor says I'll be out tomorrow.
Tim: Good news.
Julia: Now it's time for bad news.
Dan: What happened?
Julia: Remember Black Tuesday, and Stargazer?
Dan: Yes. What about them?
Tim: They were the ones in the Matador Ты told us about.
Dan: I see. Last time Ты chased him, he was driving a Mustang.
Tim: Yeah. I think he might switch cars on us again.
Julia: We'll keep our eyes peeled, and see if he ends up in a different car again.
Dan: Right. By the way, how is everything with the jurisdiction?
Tim: At the moment, not too good. We're gonna...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:55 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After failing at trying to get fired, Orion got ready to drive his Далее train. It was a freight train, carrying iron ore, and steel, bound for Denver.

Orion: *Gets an A-B set of E9's, and a U25B coupled up to his train*
Mike: *Standing Далее to Orion's train* Ты have anymore plans on getting fired?
Orion: For the moment, no.
Mike: Ты better think of something, или else Ты may have to quit, and the government will kill you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: I think I already know that Gonzo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Equestrian Underground Labs
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Jake - Doctor Stevsn... Back from the dead.
Steven - Hahaha... Ты really know, as much as I feel alive my existence is vauge.
Jake - Dr. Dan is dead that Ты know.
Steven - According to plans.
Jake - I can't belive he did it.
Steven - Let me tell Ты a story of Project Reborn. Ты see many ponies lose limbs but what if their whole body can't move? A whole artificial body! That was our dream and we tested it on the cores. Ты see Void was a good boy caring for his girlfriend so much he wanted her to be saved. We accepted her as our test subject and then...

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5 Years...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 5 is beginning

This is the first round where the hell hounds arrive.

Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Rainbow Dash: Bring on the dogs!
Pinkie Pie: *Can't buy the Stakeout* But, I am nothing but a peasant!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Standing in front of the door that leads to the costume room*
Hell Hound: *Appears, and runs towards радуга Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots the Hell Hound* Bad doggy!
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards радуга Dash, and hides behind her* Save me!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots another Hell Hound* Ты can use your MP40 Ты know.
Pinkie Pie: I can?!? *Shoots the Далее Hell Hound* What have...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss arrived in her station wagon, but Hawkeye was not with her.

Pete: *Signing papers in his office*
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Pete: Metal Gloss, where's Pierce?
Metal Gloss: Ever since he arrived late yesterday in that freight with Stylo, he hasn't been taking it well.
Pete: What did he do?
Metal Gloss: He's been drinking heavily, and locked himself in his own room. He won't talk, или anything.
Pete: Hmm, it's not like Pierce. After work, we're going to try to talk to him. All of us.

Song: link

At night, Hawkeye...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Void - *attacks him with sword*
Dan - *avoids* Too slow...*kicks him away* If Ты want for Snowflake to stay alive Ты better try harder!
Void - *takes out gun and shoots*
Dan - *avoids and fly lower hurting Snowflake*
Void - N-No... You... M- my сердце hurts... No...
Dan - Break apart... Do it.
Void - *stops moving* (I... Остаться в живых it...) *attacks Dan directly*
Dan - *gets pierced* Ugh... Y-Yes... *looks in Void eyes* This is our end... Void... Me bleeding out... Ты slowly dying too. Ha... Ha... *close eyes*
Void - Shut up... Ты made me do it.. *drops Dan's dead body and falls on the ground himself*
Snowflake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were at briefing.

Captain Jefferson: Okay everypony, yesterday, Tim, and Julia chased a пони that украл, палантин a muscle car. Sadly, they were not successful in stopping the suspect.
Tim: He was too fast for us Captain. That thing was fast.
Julia: Although it's вверх speed was lower than ours, it's acceleration was much better.
Captain Jefferson: He could be back, moving onto better cars. The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
Toby: Do we have an ID on the suspect?
Captain Jefferson: The police in...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Holy Palladin замок - Ponyville
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Joker - What it is sir.
Deathwish - Calling us both here.
Palladin - An yes it's time for us to take action.
Joker - Ohoho are we reacting to movements now?
Palladin - Our Feudal Recreational Dictatorship is great, but Noone accept it so with assassination of Queen we may have еще to talk... He he he. Alias with death of Arthur we have еще to tell on Equestrian Concuil.
Joker - Shall we prepare?
Deathwish - Hmhmhm it's time we waited for.


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Canterlot Castle.
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Shadowknight - *sighs* this guy is pathetic.
Crimson - Uhhh.
Pearl - How this stalion can marry my sister....
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Damien - Hahaha... Easy money *drinks wine*
Jackson - Too easy.
Joel - Hehehe.
Jeremy - Ahh good to do this for some reason.
FI - Ты idiots forgot to burn security and now you're famous around Ponyville. Soon Ты will be infamous around Equestria. Ты slept well? I don't care. Get ready we need еще money and today is special occasion.

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On Road
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FI - Road F-23 Got closed because of someone going this way. Today we don't do a Heist. We're kidnapping princess Twilight Sparkle. We must get her before she gets to Canterlot. But we can't get her in Ponyville. So we hit her mid road. Exploding rails...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 3

The Truth
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*As Darkness walks inside blank black room he hear voice.*

GOD-CORE - My child. The greatest power let me look at you.
Darkness - ...
GOD-CORE - I know why Ты are here, an FOOLISH request to ask about truth but... Is that truth that needed in your life, untill that день Ты didn't knew about it and Ты were living in peace and what will change the truth about it all.
Darkness - Alot...
GOD-CORE - Will Ты change, will your Друзья change?
Darkness - No I...
GOD-CORE - If Ты want to hear a truth is that Ты are being puppeted whatever Ты do and Ты can't leave it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7
This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7
Date: January 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After dropping off empty freight cars to be loaded with wood, and steel, Metal Gloss brought the engine she was using into the servicing facility.

Percy: How did it go?
Metal Gloss: Good, this just needs to be refueled.
Jeff: We're on it.
Metal Gloss: *Walks to the left, and goes into a shed. She sees engine 8444* Looks like you've been renumbered after all. *Leaves the shed*
Jeff: Now where are Ты going?
Metal Gloss: To talk to Pete.

in his office.

Pete: *Signing papers* This is practically the only thing I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Episode 7: Oh Deer

Special guest stars

Vinyl Scratch as Brielle
Derpy as Suzanne
Didont from SeanTheHedgehog
And Spike The Dragon as Flamethrower

Julia: *Driving past a firehouse, then crosses a railroad crossing*
Tim: *Looks at the улица, уличный signs. They say Main Street, and Malpaso Avenue*
Julia: *Turns right from Main улица, уличный to Malpaso Avenue*

Stop the song

Julia: Is is true with what they say about the deer on this road?
Tim: I don't know. I'll believe it when I see it.
Julia: Why do Ты say that?
Tim: It just seems impossible for twenty five deer to run around one small area. There has...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
As soon as радуга Dash, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса were about to set their hooves into Cactus City, Pierce, and Harry stopped them.

Rainbow Dash: What the сено, сена are Ты doing?
Pierce: Trust us, Ты don't want to go into Cactus City.
Harry: Come with us. We have a house a mile away from here.

At Pierce and Harry's house, they explained to the three mares why they shouldn't go into Cactus City.

Pierce: The ponies in that town aren't treated very well.
Harry: The mayor likes to abuse everypony there, and even made a law forbidding them to leave.
Applejack: Who is the Mayor?
Pierce: Nobody knows his name, some...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Equestrian Containment and Experimental Laboratories #32
Conainment zone 3 code : red
Subject ID : 37248266628374
Codename : VOID
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Dan - *knocks on window* Hello wake up!
VOID - ...
Dan - How are Ты feeling.
VOID - ...
Dan - Ты may think Ты are monster 37248266628374 but simply Ты are butyful creation of science.
VOID - ...
Dan - ... Eh... If we can't perform the tests in nice way we gonna start stabbing Ты with syringes again. How are Ты feeling.
VOID - I have a headache.
Dan - A prince started Пение *writes something* now do Ты feel something uneasy expect Ты want...
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