On The Block Episode 8 Part 5 - Дружба — это чудо - Fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring радуга Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic радуга as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Idea for this skit by Purrloinedlove.

Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.

Mercury: I've been looking вперед to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in постель, кровати together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking вперед to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for Ты maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this пони that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Ты have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*

Lloyd went down into Compton where the пони living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at by the пони living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.

House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if Ты can fail at life. *Aiming винтовка at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots еще workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*

Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.

Back at the жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn.

Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to Отменить our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give Ты a private Показать for free.
George: Fine by me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.

2 B Continued

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 44 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Louis continued Письмо his letter to another пони named Clint Eastwood.

You would be great Друзья with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to Присоединиться the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.

Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: Ты knew this entire time, and Ты didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 42 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Drunk bus driver

Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.

Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if Ты want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for Ты Mirage, I want Ты to work in the train...

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Aqua Marine's journey 2

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua Marine landed shakily outside of Ponyville, she let out a sigh, happy that she was on solid ground again. She slowly walked into the town, gazing at her new surroundings. It was a nice, small quiet town. Not at all like what she was used to. Suddenly, she noticed somepony trotting- no, hopping down the road. Aqua stood there for a moment, wondering if she should stay или run.... Run. she spun around looking for a place to run, but it was too late. "Hi! I haven't seen Ты around before! are Ты new?" сказал(-а) the пони behind her. Aqua Marine slowly turned around and looked at the pony. She was...

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Aqua Marine's journeys

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua Marine trotted out of her apartment, carrying her suitcase, with her pet, Quack at her side. She took one last long look at the улица, уличный outside her apartment. Even though the sun was just beginning to rise, the busy Manehattan улица, уличный was already bustling with ponies on their way to work, and taxies. she took one last longing look at her bracelet her friend made her, and with Quack at her side, spread her wings and took off to the skies. Good-bye Manehattan, hello Ponyville.

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 40 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, and Percy continued on their way to Denver.

Hawkeye: We'll get there soon.
Percy: How's the fuel?
Hawkeye: We got half a tender full of coal, and we're a quarter empty on water.
Coffee Creme: Now that we got the info on our fuel down, how about getting еще Космос in this cab? There's a reason only two ponies are needed to drive a steam locomotive.
Hawkeye: How about Ты stand on the tender?
Coffee Creme: Never mind. I'll stay in here with you.
Hawkeye: A smart decision. Now, we should be going downhill for a while. Let's cruise down, and not use any fuel, или the brakes....