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All of the prisoners were sleeping. They had their back legs chained to a metal Опрос that could only be moved from outside of the room they were sleeping in.

Guard 75: *Moves poll*
Guard 54: *Moves another poll*
Guard 55: Wake up. Everypony wake up!
Prisoners: *Get unchained from the Опрос by other guards*
Guard 55: Let's go. We're putting Ты to work.

In another room, Papillon, and Louis decided to try buying something from one of the guards.

Guard 3: *Sitting down*
Louis, and Papillon: *Walking to the guard*
Louis: Excuse me.
Guard 3: What can I help Ты with?
Louis: I was just wondering, can Ты get us two pairs of comfortable shoes?
Guard 3: Who's us?
Louis: Me, and my friend. *Points to Papillon*
Guard 3: For you, it'll be 1,000 dollars. Your friend's pair of shoes however are gonna cost 1,500.
Louis: Why are his shoes еще expensive then mine?
Guard 3: He's a troublemaker.
Louis: I'll give Ты $1,250 if Ты give the both of us comfortable shoes to wear.
Guard 3: Pass.
Papillon: *Pulls Louis away from the guard* Try again.
Louis: *Goes back to the guard* Very well. I want two pairs of shoes for the both of us, and you'll get $2,500 for it.
Guard 3: Good choice.

After getting their shoes, Papillon, and Louis joined the other prisoners in a health exam. They formed a single file line for the doctor to check them.

Doctor: *Checking prisoner's pulse* You're good. *Paints a red mark on Prisoner's leg* Next.
Prisoner: *Walks away*
Louis: *Walks to the doctor*
Doctor: Open your mouth for me.
Louis: *Opens mouth*
Doctor: *Turns on flashlight, and looks inside Louis' mouth. He gets a popsicle stick, and presses it on Louis' mouth* You're healty. *Paints a red mark on Louis' forehead* Next.
Louis: *Walks away*
Papillon: *Walks to the doctor*
Doctor: You're healthy.
Papillon: How do Ты fail an examination like this?
Doctor: Next!
Papillon: *Walks away, and sits Далее to Louis*
Co-Warden: *Wearing a new suit* Hello Ты two.
Louis: Do we know you?
Co-Warden: No, but I know you. As co-warden I have to know every single prisoner in here. Ты are Henri Charrière, and Louie Dega.
Louis: Correct.
Co-Warden: I had a wife that made a lot of money from you. The only problem was that it was counterfeit.
Louis: That's too bad. I could've sworn it was real money.
Co-Warden: Ты were the one that made it.
Papillon: Do Ты two have some kind of a history?
Co-Warden: Yes, and what have Ты done to get here?
Papillon: I got framed for the murder of a pimp.
Co-Worker: Well that's too bad. How did Ты two meet up?
Louis: We were on the same boat, and we became friends.
Co-Worker: Oh really? Well one thing you'll like at this prison is that we never separate friends, especially old ones. Now, allow me to assign Ты two to your new jobs.

The "job" was to carry fallen trees alongside a muddy river. All the prisoners had to walk in the mud.

Guard 84: Come on!!
Prisoners: *Slowly moving a fallen tree*
Papillon: *Wearing a bandana*
Guard 84: Переместить faster Ты idiots!
Prisoner 49: *Gets tired, and falls into the mud*
Prisoners: *Stop moving the tree*
Papillon: *Helps the fallen prisoner stand up*
Guard 84: Leave him alone!!
Prisoner 49: *Leaning on tree*
Guard: I сказал(-а) leave him alone!!! *Whips Papillon*
Papillon: *Gets back to work*
Prisoner 49: *Falls down again*
Guard 35: *Grabs a rifle*
Papillon: Get down!
Prisoners: *Get down*
Guard 35: *Shoots a crocodile*
Guard: *Pointing at Papillon, and Louis* Ты two, go get that crocodile, and bring it to us.
Papillon: Alright, let's go Louie. *Walks to crocodile*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*
Papillon: Alright Ты grab the tail, and I'll get the head.
Crocodile: *Goes towards Papillon*
Louis: *Scared* It's still alive?
Papillon: *Sees крокодил go under the mud* Oh great. Where is it?
Crocodile: *Goes towards Louis*
Louis: Ah! *Falls into the mud*
Crocodile: *Goes towards Papillon*
Papillon: *Backs up*
Louis: Alright, let's try again. Where's the head?
Papillon: No, I'm getting the head.

2 B Continued
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I hate Princess Skyla. This is a Статья explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If Ты are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If Ты are или Храбрая сердцем enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of Ты Hasbro! Original indeed.

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WARNING: IF Ты HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 2:

Chapter 1 - No, Not Pinkie Pie!:
It had been a week since радуга Dash had left. Pinkie had told everypony that she had gone off to be with the Wonderbolts, and had shunned all the others.
"Well tarnation!" яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса had exclaimed. "Who needed her anyway?"
But Twilight was skeptical. She went back to the библиотека to mull things over. ‘First яблоко Bloom, then Twist, and now радуга Dash. Why is everypony in such a hurry to leave Ponyville? And why do they keep leaving exactly once a week?’
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost пони was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every год on the день of the accident, the ghost пони runs around ponyville, shreiking like a Остаться в живых soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are Ты talking about?
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Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
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Hello and welcome to another вверх Список by Blondlionezel! This time I count down the вверх 15 Фильмы I want out of the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) Phase 4 and Beyond. Enjoy!

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