Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* Эй, look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from the other diamond dogs*
Spot: What is the matter with-
Rover: lower your voice. we don't want them to hear us.
Fido: why do they think we're gods?
Rover: that gem we had must have done the teleportation thingy the blue пони mentioned, and it also made us time travel into a different time period.
Spot: that mule, and her Друзья are still in that hot air balloon. they probably have a lot of food, and treasure.
Fido: these other diamond Собаки are willing to help us, so if we team up with them, we'll kill the mule, and her two friends.

They went back to the other diamond dogs.

Rover: We're back.
Mickey: What would Ты like us to do for you?
Fido: Tell us what год this is.
James: 1801 gods.
Spot: Ты do not have to call us gods. We are just diamond Собаки like you. My name is Spot.
Rover: I'm Rover, and this is Fido.
Fido: Pleased to meet you.
Martin: Pleased to meet Ты as well.
Chowder: Is there anything else Ты want us to do?
Rover: There are three ponies. A white unicorn, a blue pegasus, and an оранжевый earth пони with a brown hat. We need your help to kill them.
James: We will help Ты in any way we can. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Uh, what did he say?
James: I said... We will help Ты in any way we can! Right fellas?!
Diamond Dogs: Oh yeah, of course we can. No problem.

Meanwhile, the hot air balloon was losing altitude.

радуга Dash: If Ты didn't put out the fire, we wouldn't be in this mess!
Rarity: I thought it was going to kill us!
Applejack: There was supposed to be a огонь there Rarity!
Rarity: Well I thought it was going to kill us! Ты can thank me for saving your life later.
радуга Dash: Yeah right.
Applejack: *Looks down into the ocean* I see a pirate ship. Let's get the balloon closer, and get on board.
радуга Dash: I got an idea. *Flies out of the hot air balloon, and gets a rope from the hot air balloon. She ties it onto part of a ship*
Erik: Hey! What do Ты think you're doing?!
радуга Dash: That hot air balloon is running low on altitude, and we can't do anything about it! We need to save the ponies on board.
Erik: Alright.
Larry: *Runs towards Erik* What's the matter?
Erik: This blue пони is helping two others in a hot air balloon.
радуга Dash: AJ, Rarity, Ты okay in there?!
Applejack: Yeah.
Rarity: We're going to jump on board now.

яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса jumped on with no difficulty, but when Rarity jumped, she landed on the edge, and was holding on trying to get herself up.

Rarity: A little help please?
Erik: Allow me. *Helps Rarity onto the ship*
Rarity: Thank you.
Erik: *Leans on a Стена standing on his back legs*
Rarity: *Also standing on her back legs, leaning against Erik* You're a sexy gentlecolt.
Applejack: She сказал(-а) sexy.
радуга Dash: Take out the y, and what do Ты get?
Applejack: Sex.
Erik: Whoa, easy! *Gets away from Rarity, and stands Далее to радуга Dash* I like mares, but I don't like them rough.
Rarity: Fine! I'll just find someone else on this ship to have sex with, stallion, или mare.
Applejack: Probably both. *Laughs*

радуга Dash, Larry, and Erik laughed with her.

Hungry: Enough!
Erik: Oh Hungry. We saved three ponies from a falling hot air balloon.
Hungry: Excellent. Now I must give them the pirate initiation. What is 1 plus 1?
радуга Dash: Uhh.. 2?
Applejack: 2.
Rarity: 2.
Hungry: Wrong! The correct answer is... Uh.... Is it really 2?
радуга Dash: Yes!
Hungry: Oh. Never mind, you're right. Welcome to my pirate crew. Ты already met Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. They seem to make the best chips ever. They might as well become chips. Let me introduce Ты to the rest of the crew. *Leaves*
радуга Dash: remember how we got back into the present after gilda got us into medieval times?
Applejack: we killed her.
Rarity: now we have to kill the diamond dogs, but where are they?
радуга Dash: i don't know. that's the part that worries me.
Hungry: *Returns with with three other ponies* Here they are. Meet Leaf Pile, Max McGarrett, and Donut.
Rarity: *Falling in Любовь with all three stallions*
Applejack: Pleased to meet you.
Leaf Pile: Likewise.
Max: We're glad you're in our crew with us.
Donut: It's a real honor to have you.
радуга Dash: It's a real honor to be with you.

Now that Applejack, радуга Dash, and Rarity were in a pirate crew, they needed to find Rover, and the other diamond dogs.

2 B Continued

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I told Ты Con Mane would return, and he's in a spy adventure which starts with a submarine going through the atlantic.

Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something.
Captain: What?
Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge.
Captain: What the fuck are Ты looking at that for?
Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.

And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.

Captain: How is this happening?!
Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!!
mexican: *drive barge near sub*
Captain: Of course. Mexicans!!
Mexicans: *go past submarine*

Speaking of Mexicans,...

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Dirty Harry Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Scorpio was walking toward a football stadium, and ambulance, and a cop car arrived where Harry was at.

Harry: Did Ты call for the скорая помощь dumby?
Henry: Duh, Peter did.
Harry: Smart pony, unlike you
Henry: *drives*
Harry: *gets in his car* Good thing I'm not with that guy *drives behind Henry*

At the football stadium.

Harry: *arrives at entrance*
Scorpio: *running down bleachers*
Harry: Stop!
Henry: *turns on lights*
Scorpio: Huh?
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Henry: *turns on other lights*
Scorpio: *lying on ground*
Harry: Where's the filly?
Scorpio: Ты can't do this!! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!
Harry:...

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Blue Bolt- The new resident of Ponyville

posted by Dragon-88

Blue Bolt, the newest resident of Ponyville

Last story was halfway good, so this time I'm making it to where Blue Bolt's personality is fully revealed in this story. It all starts with Bolt arriving in Ponyville. He is new here, so he doesn't know much about the town или the residents. He is very shy, so he was nervous to talk to anyone. He thought his way of speech would make him appear weird. So he enters the house he was promised by some пони who had blue curled hair and wore red glasses. He doesn't know who she was, but he will learn soon!

Bolt: This is a nice house. Who was she anyways? I just hope the residents are nice...

It is daytime,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 14: Breaking the ice

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 14: Breaking the ice

Her first coherent thought was about Tartaros. Celestia believed she ended up there. She could even feel the heat. The snow white alicorn slowly opened her eyes, then she recognized a silhouette standing beside her bed. Her vision was still a bit blurry, but the figure looked familiar. Her face distorted in pain as she tried to move. She felt like the entire right side of her body was on fire. The пони reached out, removed the sheet from her chest and disappeared.

Celestia could not decide whether this was some weird dream или reality. Soon, the pony...

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The last solstice - Chapter 13: Inner demons - Part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 13: Inner demons - Part 2

The Princess of the Sun circles around nervously. She’s like a snow white ghost haunting the rooms. Although it was several days ago, the encounter with Nocturnal Mirage has stirred up her soul. Laying eyes upon another пони after a decade was quite unsettling for Celestia.

“How could I have been so foolish?” the solar alicorn questioned herself angrily.

In the heat of the moment, she allowed the stallion to see what nopony should see. The marks of that fateful day… the marks of her failure.

Celestia gazed at her distorted reflection...

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Dirty Harry part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Half an час later, Harry went to grab some lunch. There was place he always enjoyed going to called Dou Chebag's.

Harry: *enters restaurant*
Dou: Harry, how's it going?
Harry: Hello Mr. Chebag, how are you?
Dou: Wonderful. Would Ты like your usual?
Harry: I think I'll surprise Ты this time. Only chili today.
Dou: Ты got it. *looks out window* A lot of polution out there, it's not good.
Harry: No it isn't. Why can't we have clean streets for once?
Dou: We live in a town of crime.
Harry: Yeah *sees bank* I need Ты to make a call.
Dou: What for?
Harry: Tell the police that there's a bank robbery...

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Autobiography Chapter 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 5
Where I am now

Today, there are a lot of great people on here, but much of the people that started this fandom left. Most people are upset because of this, but I have a way on getting past those kind of situations. For me, all that matters is the people I get to hang out with, and the ones that I enjoy being with are

In Alphabetical order

Alinah09 - She has a bright personality, and is awesome at roleplay.
Applejackrocks1 - She's inspired me to do great things, and has become my best friend. She's nice to everyone, and everyone's nice to her.. или at least, everyone should be nice to...

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Autobiography chapter 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 3
New fan

By October 2012, I joined the fandom. It was wonderful with the music, and the fanfics (Though a few call it Fimfics I think) and I had to find a way to be a part of the group. I did. I had the great idea of combining Sonic The Hedgehog with My Little пони in a fanfic called Hedgehog In Ponyville. The main character was the one I created, and he accidentally ended up in Equestria while trying to avoid Dr. Robotnik, the main villian of the story. The first two parts were прокомментировал(-а) on by a user named Epicskyrim54. He liked it, but I don't think he got a chance to read the rest...

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Autobiography chapter 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 2
Finding out

I first heard of My Little пони when I was 9. I didn't like it, but a few of my Друзья (they were girls) made me play with them. I was embarrased at first, but I couldn't let them down. At that time I didn't know that the ponies my Друзья were playing with, were scary G3 ponies. I didn't even know myself!

4 years later, I was watching Spongebob Squarepants when a commercial came on for a Princess Celestia toy. I was pissed off, and didn't even know about the bronies back then. Maybe they weren't even around yet. Perhaps they started being bronies toward the beginning of...

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CHAPTER 6

posted by Canada24

"Having re read Капкейки currently.. I still found it as serprisingly inspiring as I use too.. Particalary by the writer. Honestly one of the most inspirating writers I've seen for these types of stories.. His descriptions.. Simply amazing. In fact. In this chapter, I'm trying use the same type of moods или whatever.."

CHAPTER 6:

When Twilight finally gained consciousness she found herself in a unnervingly dark room.

"Goodie, your awake" сказал(-а) a sudden, fairly deep voice. Witch sounded almost familiar to the young mare.

At that point, Twilight a shadowy figure within the dark, staring back her with...

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It's a mad mad mad mad world part 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Culpepper was hiding a floor above the group that wanted to take the money from him.

Spike: Where is he?
Shining Armor: He has to be around here somewhere.
Culpepper: *drops suitcase*
Sean: Upstairs!! *runs*
Culpepper: *goes up a floor*
others: *follow*

Culpepper kept running up the stairs. After going up 6 floors, Sam tried to grab him, but Остаться в живых his grip, and fell on the others.

Sean: Congrats! Ты let him get ahead!
Culpepper: *goes onto roof* Oh dear
others: There he is!!
Culpepper: *climbs down*
mayor: Due to idiots that like history, we can't smash this building.
ponies: Look up there!
mayor: HEY!!...

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The last solstice - Chapter 11: The windmills of her mind - Part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 11: The windmills of her mind – Part 2

His first thought was to get the сено, сена out of there, when he had the chance. It was an instinctive thought. He feared for his life. But, another part of him did not allow the luxury of backing out of this situation. Something was stronger than fear. Actually it’s two things. Compassion and hate. Nocturnal Mirage could not decide which one was еще powerful. The only thing he knew he must go after the Princess. And so he did.

Celestia has retreated to her bedroom and seemed she has completely forgotten the royal blue stallion. She...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Not far away from the stealth boat, a japanese freighter was sending supplies to South Korea. Things were going to be the same as it was in the Назад attack, или were they?

Steve Jobs: I see the japanese boat.
Snails: Get the North Koreans notified about this.
Steve Jobs: The Japanese will try to attack, but we need that ракета to hit Hong Kong, is it ready?
Snails: Press the magic button, and Hong Kong dissapears.
Steve Jobs: You've outlived your contract. *kills Snails*
Con: How dare you?!
Steve Jobs: It was snails, no one likes him, not even the bronies!
korean pony54: We have two airplanes...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After delivering the blueprints, Con was sent to a german military base in South Korea.

Fenix: Con, great to see Ты again
Con: Fenix, Ты can fucking walk! How's it been?
Fenix: Alright, but it was painful to get the leg on.
Con: At least Ты have one.
Fenix: So what do Ты want?
Con: I need to find out about a sunken ship in the sea of japan. Steve Jobs attacked it, but made it look like the North Koreans did the destruction
Fenix: I know how to get Ты there

6 минуты later, they were flying 4,500 feet above the water.

Fenix: Now what Ты want to do is cut the rope right when Ты hit the water....

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con had to go to Las Pegasus where Steve Jobs was hosting a party for his "excellent" news

car: Srow down!
Con: I wish S told me about the car talking!
usher: *opens door*
Con: *hands over keys* Don't let her boss Ты around.

Con walked into the building. When he got there, he was greeted with loud music, and flashing lights.

Con: Now let's see what they have here.
Carrot Top: Con?
Con: Oh, hey. I haven't seen Ты in a while
Carrot Top: *slaps Con*
Con: I see now. Other then being gone for too long what have I done to you?
Carrot Top: Ты don't remember?
Con: That's why I asked.
Carrot Top: How about...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do Ты see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. еще serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a пони there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...

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Dashing & Daring: Лондон Burnouts part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

London race track

There would be four races in London. радуга Dash would take the first one, Sean had the second, Daredevil would do the third, and the last race would belong to Nikki.

Felix: That радуга mare is going down.
Russian pony87: Ты sure boss?
Felix: Yes I'm sure.
Sean: Ты can do this.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know.
Sean: Just saying. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: *starts car*
Q.O.E: Let the race begin
racers: *drive*
Felix: *loads gun*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to 1st place*
Felix: I don't think so! *follows*
Sean: Hang on, that's Felix's car.
Daredevil: What do Ты mean?
Sean: That red Cobra!
Daredevil: Oh damnit!...

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Dashing & Daring: Лондон Burnouts part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt

It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: Ты forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...

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2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Thomas' Flam Special

All four of our Герои we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do Ты have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take Ты on at the raceway if Ты want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: Ты ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...

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2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. Ты two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* Ты in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where радуга Dash comes in. Ты hear me Dash?
Rainbow...