Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.
Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did Ты get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: Ты know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your печенье asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy еще shit Ты don't need, and get poor Ты dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that Ты know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your печенье will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the печенье he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* или not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*
They went into the manager's office.
Manager: I heard rumors that Ты have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay Ты two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are Ты two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped Ты before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him Присоединиться us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of Ты during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: Ты украл, палантин money from our cash registers. Ты are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up Далее on the last part, it's the bloopers.
Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did Ты get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: Ты know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your печенье asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy еще shit Ты don't need, and get poor Ты dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that Ты know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your печенье will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the печенье he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* или not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*
They went into the manager's office.
Manager: I heard rumors that Ты have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay Ты two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are Ты two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped Ты before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him Присоединиться us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of Ты during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: Ты украл, палантин money from our cash registers. Ты are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up Далее on the last part, it's the bloopers.
*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are Ты doing this i know Ты have the power to stop this so Любовь and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: Ты made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are Ты doing this i know Ты have the power to stop this so Любовь and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: Ты made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end
I grew up in a town where Ты had to fight just to get a point across to someone. Where ponies would drop dead from; Homicide, fatigue, starvation, and еще commonly suicide. So how can a Stallion like me, end up at the most extravagent party in Equestria? He becomes the best Doctor these Royals have ever known.
How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no пони will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.
I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.
To be continued...
How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no пони will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.
I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.
To be continued...
.....
I tried to get of the goo. I couldn't believe I had probably put Ponyville in danger. I knew I had to escape. So, I thought of a plan. "Oh, please, changling minion, let me go."
My element of harmony. Kindness.
The changling that was guarding me shook its head.
"Pretty please." I gave my kindest smile.
The changling set me free.
"Thanks oh so very much." I then flew out of the cave like lightning.
I was going to Ponyville to see if Queen Chrysalis did anything to my reputation.
.....
"And she did."
I tried to get of the goo. I couldn't believe I had probably put Ponyville in danger. I knew I had to escape. So, I thought of a plan. "Oh, please, changling minion, let me go."
My element of harmony. Kindness.
The changling that was guarding me shook its head.
"Pretty please." I gave my kindest smile.
The changling set me free.
"Thanks oh so very much." I then flew out of the cave like lightning.
I was going to Ponyville to see if Queen Chrysalis did anything to my reputation.
.....
"And she did."
The villian
She was just about to turn the corner when a dart was shot into the side of her neck. She struggled, but couldn`t fight. She began hallucinating and fell to the ground. When she looked up, she saw a tall figure standing above her, "You can call me...Scarecrow!!!" сказал(-а) the figure. He added another dose into her neck, "How does it feel to be scared Miss Cheerilee?" "Are Ты scared that I know your name?" "Fear this день for it is your last!"
THE END
