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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground* What is this doing here? It's summer. I better take this, and Показать it to Twilight.

But Twilight was too busy being an asshole.

Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our Далее episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes snowflake from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: Stupid coward. Wouldn't be surprised if she got hurt by a butterfly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Looks at the snowflake, then performs a spell*

It starts to snow in Ponyville, and everyone is worried.

Fillies: *Happy as they run outside with sleds*
Audience: *Laughing*

I сказал(-а) worried.

Audience: *Laughing*
Truck Driver: *Loses control, and makes the truck fall on it's side, and blows up*
Ponies: *Running away*
Master Sword: What is the meaning of all this?
Tom: I have no idea. Usually, it's Pinkie Pie's job to have no idea what happens, because she's too busy breaking the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*

Buildings then started to explode.

Tom: Okay, none of this is making sense. Why are things blowing up for no reason?
Master Sword: Don't ask me!
Twilight: *Arrives with her Музыка playing* I'll tell Ты why nigga!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: Seriously, why does the audience cheer every time Twilight says nigga?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm not sure. Let's focus on how to stop her.
Tom: Leave it to me. *Grabs a rock, and throws it at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit in the head, and falls down unconscious*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: She's the one that caused all of this chaos?
Discord: That's my job! She screwed things up!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

On the Далее part of this episode

The I.R.S gets insulted.
posted by mariofan14
Chrysalis, Chrysalis, the changeling queen.
A powerful being, is she, and no doubt about it at all,
For her power is shaped as a ball:
One with no end to her power and attitude of pride.
Her changeling legions stretch far and wide
Until nothing else can be seen.

Chrysalis, Chrysalis, the consumer of love,
As with her underlings who conquer vastly.
Many will see her as ghastly,
или perhaps even demonic of sorts,
As well as her infinite cohorts.
Nothing could send her above.

Chrysalis, Chrysalis, now beaten,
Will one день return with power all on
Her enemies with the rage of Phlegethon.
Speed will accompany her in many ways,
For her vengeance will be quenched in days,
All of her enemies' Любовь eaten.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Carol
Carol
The Далее день at work, Bob was in his office.

Bob: Carol?
Carol: Yes Bob?
Bob: Could Ты please get me some coffee?
Carol: Coming right up.
Mr. Carlin: *Knocking on door*
Bob: My door is open, Ты can come in.
Mr. Carlin: Oh, I knew that, I just like knocking on doors. *Enters room*
Bob: Is everything okay?
Mr. Carlin: Well, to be honest, no. My wife got angry with me, for letting our жеребенок, кольт wash the car for free. Now, she's thinking on divorcing me.
Bob: Well, I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Carlin-
Carol: *Brings coffee* Here Ты are Bob.
Bob: Thanks, put it on my стол письменный, стол in front of me.
Carol: *Puts coffee...
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The last solstice

Chapter 42: Cleansing light


Everything was bright and shiny. She was walking through a strange white tunnel, but the walls seemed to be alive. As she moved on, she spotted several faces all around her. She blinked in utter confusion and perplexity. She had no memory of how she got here, или where was “here”. Outlandish whispers reverberated from the moving and forever changing walls, but she was unable to comprehend the meaning of the quiet words; they just swiftly glided through her brain, like fallen leaves, traveling with the autumn wind.

The familiar faces kept emerging...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice:

Chapter 40: Madness



Princess Celestia, the solar alicorn who have lived and ruled over the land for countless centuries would never thought she will witness the very end of everything. Twilight's calculations were incorrect. She only made a minor mistake, less than 0.1, but in the long run, those microseconds added up and influenced the final result. Ponykind's fate has been sealed, Equestria was facing her last hours in this world; she sensed the dark misery of the Sun clearly. Even if there was something she could have done to prevent the imminent apocalypse, it was too late....
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The last solstice

Chapter 39: Dark riddles


Nocturnal Mirage felt like a pegasus, flying high above the clouds, enjoying the warm summer Sun and the soft breeze. He has triumphed over the dark echoes of his past and extinguished the last traces of hatred left in him. The apparition that took the form of his beloved and feared mother, Summer Pride was no longer haunting him. He cleansed his spirit from all the hatred and rage she planted inside him over the years of their imprisonment, when they vanished along with the Crystal Empire for a thousand years. He was finally free. His body and soul...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Franklin
Franklin
Gordon, and Franklin arrived at the train station.

Franklin: Sir?
Boss Stephenson: What do Ты want?
Franklin: Remember that пони Pete Reimer Ты were talking to on the phone?
Boss Stephenson: Yeah. Did he send that new пони to help us?
Franklin: He's right here with me.
Boss Stephenson: *Staring at Gordon* Why is he so fat?
Gordon: You're going to judge me by my looks? You're a great boss.
Boss Stephenson: Yeah, well Ты complain a lot.
Gordon: At least I don't judge ponies by their appearance.
Chinese Pony: *arrives* I just finished switching those freight cars sir.
Gordon: *Pointing at chinese...
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Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a пляж, пляжный was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a пони could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued Далее to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
"Hi Cheese! Whatcha doin here?" She asked. "Just passing through all the towns and cities I've partied in". He answered sheepishly. "That's great! Everypony will be, so happy that you're back!" She grinned. She hopped toward the door while holding it for Cheese сэндвич, бутерброд to trot out. "No, let me hold the door for you. It's not right to let me walk out. Mares first". Cheese сэндвич, бутерброд immediately switched places with Pinkie. "Why thank you". Pinkie Pie giggled. They both walked with leisure to the rest of Ponyville. "I gotta tell her.." Cheese thought to himself. "But, how do I tell her?". "Hey...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon continued driving past red signals. He got past the last one, and they started climbing Sherman Hill.

Wilson: No еще signals. We're gonna make it.
Gordon: Yes we are. Let's just get some еще speed. *Pushes throttle*
Wilson: I thought we were doing fine.
Gordon: Nah, we must go as fast as possible. Keep the equipment, and the snow moving.
Wilson: I don't think they meant it like this.
Gordon: Bullshit.
Wilson: *Looking out window* Uhm, Gordon. Have Ты looked out the window at all yet?
Gordon: Why, what's happening- *Drives into snowdrift*
Wilson: That explains why all the signals we passed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
радуга Dash went to Zecora's as fast as she could. When she arrived, she saw Zecora's hut in a mess.

Rainbow Dash: *Enters hut* Hello? Zecora?
Zecora: Who's there?
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Zecora* It's me.
Zecora: Ah, радуга Dash, so nice to see you. But where are your friends? Have they come too?
Rainbow Dash: They're all dead Zecora.
Zecora: Oh no.
Rainbow Dash: What happened to your hut?
Zecora: Nazi Forces killed me. But I fooled them with a potion I drank, as Ты can see.
Rainbow Dash: Okay. I need your help. Discord got Sean The Hedgehog to Присоединиться his army, and now he's killing everypony....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Along the way to Discord's new headquarters...

Applebloom: We need your help putting up Рождество lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.

Song: link

Ponies: The first thing of Рождество that's such a pain to me, is finding a Рождество tree. The секунда thing of Рождество that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Рождество tree. The third thing of Рождество that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Рождество tree. The fourth thing of Christmas...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 30

Bartholomew's Departure

June 12, 1953

Bartholomew has worked on the Union Pacific for two years. He's from the United Kingdom, but still enjoys life in Equestria.

Orion: *stops freight train in yard*
Bartholomew: *Climbs out of caboose*...
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 Ice Drop
Ice Drop
Ice Drop was a shy pony. She was barely a filly, so she still had a lot to learn. She had friends, but she preffered to be left alone. Ice Drop was a bit taller than ponies in her class, and she was embarassed about that. Ice Drop liked the snow, and she also liked being outside until midnight. Today was a snow storm, and the students were kept in class. "Coffee Creme! Do not make fun of Cotton Swirls' drawing!" The teacher said. Coffee Creme glared at Cotton Swirls. "I was just being a critique." She said. Cotton Swirls snorted. It was a drawing of Coffee Creme, but she made her look like...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Jeff awoke the quickest. He found himself behind a store. It smelled like a bakery. Wherever that Mew had teleported him to, he didn't mind. He tried to stand up to go into the bakery, but it felt weird. He placed a hand on his head, thinking it was just from such a large amount of power shot at him at once, But when he looked at his hand, he saw it wasn't a hand anymore. It was a rounded hoof. Not one like on a real horse, but it terrified Jeff еще than a gun to his head. He just stared in confusion for a few seconds, then looked around him. Ben and Jack weren't with him. He placed his hoof...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The ice was melting, and an aircraft was about to take off.

Con: *Floors it*
Lady: We're not gonna make it.
Con: Oh yes we will.
Pilot: *Flying plane*
Chinese Ponies: *Closing doors*
Con: *Shoots Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Ponies: *Fall off plane*
Con: Now nopony can close the door. *Floors it*
Lady: Dear lord, please let us-
Con: Don't pray! Praying is for bad ponies. *Drives onto plane, then stops*
Lady: *Gets out of car, and closes door*
Con: Untie the helicopter. We're gonna need it to get out of here if we land in China.
Gustav: *Appears* Con Mane. What another surprise to see Ты again.
Con: Your...
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added by ChibiEmmy
added by karinabrony
Source: Me
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 26

Portland Porter

June 1, 1953

It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, или watching Телевидение at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland...
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At Changeling Headquarters

Major Jones: *On telephone* Amazing. Bring them here. *Puts on hat*
Queen Chrysalis: *Farting loudly* Aaah.
Major Jones: *Covers nose*
Changeling 53: *Brings in Bartholomew*
Queen Chrysalis: Mr. Perfect, and Jade Greene.
Bartholomew: *Sees Jade*
Queen Chrysalis: Now you'll wish Ты didn't put us in so much trouble.

Soon, three trucks, and three Мотоциклы were traveling down the road.

Jade: What's troubling Ты Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: I'm not sure. I was expecting either a long stay или a very short trip.
Jade: That's not too bad.
Bartholomew: Well, I don't want anypony...
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Once, in a land, called Equetsria, there was a пони named Twilight Sparkle. She was a small Unicorn, and she loved to figure out what magic meant. She forever longed for a pet, and she's on different quests, to, find a pet, and venture out to see what magic means. Night Light and Twilight Velvet are sure, that Twilight can do this. They also say, if she finds one, she can get a pet! She tells Night and Twilight that she can't do this without a pet. She says it's impossible! Obviously, Night and Twilight don't believe her, but they know they should trust their daughter, so before Twilight goes out on her trip, Night and Twilight have to ground her (Nicely!) So they can plan who they're going to get for a pet and what they're going to name him. (I say him because Twilight says she needs a male pet)