Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia was sitting at her стол письменный, стол when Derpy arrived.
Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and goes through another building*
Debris covered a quarter of Celestia's office after the shouting made her fly away.
Celestia: *Uses her magic to reappear in her office*
Derpy: I'm sorry, did I say that outloud?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get the hell out of my office!
Later, Luna was trying to act like Twilight.
Luna: Some mo' anticz Princess?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Yeah man. I had Derpy initiate the first one to soften Celestia.
Luna: Remember mah teachin's mah nigga. If she ain't cryin', Ты doin' somethin' wrong.
Twilight: I understand. Now please stop trying to act like me, you're pissing off everyone in the audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Fine. What do Ты have planned for Celestia?
Twilight: A transdimensional displacement array. It's not finished yet, but I'm close to completing it. In the meantime, I got something else planned for her.
Later
Derpy: *Goes to Celestia's office* Twilight sent me to check in on you. How is everything going?
Celestia: Twilight wanted to check in on me? I never knew she gave a s*howling wolf*t abo...
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What the *Gorilla noise* was that? Oh *Broken plate* shes censoring me! This *Guitar*.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Don't tell me I have to walk around doing this all *Train whistle* day! No way! Tell Twilight to undo this immediately!
During dinner.
Royal Guard: *Arrives with a letter*
Celestia: My daily report. I hope it's the magazine I ordered from Equestria Daily. It'll help keep my mind off she who must not be named.
Chrysler: Are Ты talking about Voldemort princess?
Jonathan: No, thats he who must not be named. She who must not be named is Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I TOLD Ты NEVER TO MENTION HER F**KING NAME AGAIN!!
Harry: Is she still censoring Ты Princess?
Celestia: No, that was the regular censor. *Looks at her letter* Luna has become richer.
Ponies: *Looking at Celestia*
Celestia: She bought a cocaine factory, and is using the money she makes from that factory to buy antics from the black market. She is associating herself with Twilight as we speak.
Audience: Oooh!
Celestia: Luna. *Becomes angry* SHE HAS BETRAYED ME ONCE AGAIN!!!
The Далее day
Twilight: I searched other dimensions, but only found some coal. It was useless for me, so I gave it to Derpy.
Harry: What do Ты think she'll do with it?
Twilight: Knowing her, she'll probably think the pieces of coal are muffins, and eat them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Which is exactly what I want her to do.
Celestia: *In her office*
Derpy: *Enters the office*
Celestia: *Mumbling to herself* if i have to see this idiot one еще time...
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Go ahead, and ask me how my день went. I promise not to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: How did-
Derpy then turned into Thomas The Tank Engine, and started going around Celestia's замок at a high rate of speed with this song playing: link
Set the speed to 2 once Ты get the song started
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Watching Derpy* Not again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: So that's where Twilight got the coal from. She went into the dimension of Thomas The Tank Engine.
Celestia: *Still in her office* When will Twilight end these escapades? First, she censors me, and now this. I've had enough! I have a burning desire to rant about this to еще ponies!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, things went back to normal.
Twilight: Celestia is finally breaking down. One еще antic oughta do the trick.
Harry: What are Ты planning this time? The damage is done.
Meanwhile, Celestia was ranting to several ponies in another part of the castle.
Celestia: FOR YEARS I HAD TO PUT UP WITH THESE CONSTANT ANTICS AND Болталка SHENANIGANS!!! AND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE, THEY BECOME INCREASINGLY ANNOYING AND UNREALISTIC!! It's as if there's no to the madness!! I should just buy my own antic economy, like Gilda!
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
She sits down on her chair with a nail on the seat. It hurts, and she goes flying up in the air while screaming, crashing through several ceilings.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Celestia: *Falls into her chair*
Timothy: Princess Celestia, welcome back. We have missed Ты very much.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: A nail in my chair. Which one of Ты did this?! A nail in my chair! You'll be punished severely!
Later, Twilight met up with Princess Luna at the harbor. They were the only ones there.
Twilight: Man, today was bad ass.
Luna: For sure. I hope Ты had that сука bawling. If Ты need anymore supplies for your antics, make sure Ты come see me. I always find good things on the black market.
Twilight: We'll see when I get desperate.
Audience: Accept Luna's help!
Twilight: *Looks at the audience* Man, shut up. This ain't none of yo' goddamn business.
Up next, it's Golfing.
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia was sitting at her стол письменный, стол when Derpy arrived.
Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and goes through another building*
Debris covered a quarter of Celestia's office after the shouting made her fly away.
Celestia: *Uses her magic to reappear in her office*
Derpy: I'm sorry, did I say that outloud?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get the hell out of my office!
Later, Luna was trying to act like Twilight.
Luna: Some mo' anticz Princess?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Yeah man. I had Derpy initiate the first one to soften Celestia.
Luna: Remember mah teachin's mah nigga. If she ain't cryin', Ты doin' somethin' wrong.
Twilight: I understand. Now please stop trying to act like me, you're pissing off everyone in the audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Fine. What do Ты have planned for Celestia?
Twilight: A transdimensional displacement array. It's not finished yet, but I'm close to completing it. In the meantime, I got something else planned for her.
Later
Derpy: *Goes to Celestia's office* Twilight sent me to check in on you. How is everything going?
Celestia: Twilight wanted to check in on me? I never knew she gave a s*howling wolf*t abo...
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What the *Gorilla noise* was that? Oh *Broken plate* shes censoring me! This *Guitar*.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Don't tell me I have to walk around doing this all *Train whistle* day! No way! Tell Twilight to undo this immediately!
During dinner.
Royal Guard: *Arrives with a letter*
Celestia: My daily report. I hope it's the magazine I ordered from Equestria Daily. It'll help keep my mind off she who must not be named.
Chrysler: Are Ты talking about Voldemort princess?
Jonathan: No, thats he who must not be named. She who must not be named is Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I TOLD Ты NEVER TO MENTION HER F**KING NAME AGAIN!!
Harry: Is she still censoring Ты Princess?
Celestia: No, that was the regular censor. *Looks at her letter* Luna has become richer.
Ponies: *Looking at Celestia*
Celestia: She bought a cocaine factory, and is using the money she makes from that factory to buy antics from the black market. She is associating herself with Twilight as we speak.
Audience: Oooh!
Celestia: Luna. *Becomes angry* SHE HAS BETRAYED ME ONCE AGAIN!!!
The Далее day
Twilight: I searched other dimensions, but only found some coal. It was useless for me, so I gave it to Derpy.
Harry: What do Ты think she'll do with it?
Twilight: Knowing her, she'll probably think the pieces of coal are muffins, and eat them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Which is exactly what I want her to do.
Celestia: *In her office*
Derpy: *Enters the office*
Celestia: *Mumbling to herself* if i have to see this idiot one еще time...
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Go ahead, and ask me how my день went. I promise not to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: How did-
Derpy then turned into Thomas The Tank Engine, and started going around Celestia's замок at a high rate of speed with this song playing: link
Set the speed to 2 once Ты get the song started
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Watching Derpy* Not again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: So that's where Twilight got the coal from. She went into the dimension of Thomas The Tank Engine.
Celestia: *Still in her office* When will Twilight end these escapades? First, she censors me, and now this. I've had enough! I have a burning desire to rant about this to еще ponies!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, things went back to normal.
Twilight: Celestia is finally breaking down. One еще antic oughta do the trick.
Harry: What are Ты planning this time? The damage is done.
Meanwhile, Celestia was ranting to several ponies in another part of the castle.
Celestia: FOR YEARS I HAD TO PUT UP WITH THESE CONSTANT ANTICS AND Болталка SHENANIGANS!!! AND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE, THEY BECOME INCREASINGLY ANNOYING AND UNREALISTIC!! It's as if there's no to the madness!! I should just buy my own antic economy, like Gilda!
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
She sits down on her chair with a nail on the seat. It hurts, and she goes flying up in the air while screaming, crashing through several ceilings.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Celestia: *Falls into her chair*
Timothy: Princess Celestia, welcome back. We have missed Ты very much.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: A nail in my chair. Which one of Ты did this?! A nail in my chair! You'll be punished severely!
Later, Twilight met up with Princess Luna at the harbor. They were the only ones there.
Twilight: Man, today was bad ass.
Luna: For sure. I hope Ты had that сука bawling. If Ты need anymore supplies for your antics, make sure Ты come see me. I always find good things on the black market.
Twilight: We'll see when I get desperate.
Audience: Accept Luna's help!
Twilight: *Looks at the audience* Man, shut up. This ain't none of yo' goddamn business.
Up next, it's Golfing.
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Today, I'll be reviewing the nineteenth episode of season two in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
In my opinion, I didn't like Putting Your Hoof Down at all. I know Fluttershy was just being assertive but she took assertiveness to a whole new level. And that's not good. Everypony was treating her like an invisible или baby pony. They thought Fluttershy was a пони that they could trick easily. I'm glad she stood up to most of them but like Pinkie Pie and Rarity, some didn't deserve it.
I know I'm being a bit harsh but Putting Your Hoof is the worst episode that My Little пони или Hasbro has come up with, to me.
I expected еще in a Fluttershy episode especially because she is my third Избранное пони out of the Mane Six. I felt like they spoiled this episode by making Flutterbitch return again.
In other words, terrible episode, not a very good plot but the humor was perfect.
In my opinion, I didn't like Putting Your Hoof Down at all. I know Fluttershy was just being assertive but she took assertiveness to a whole new level. And that's not good. Everypony was treating her like an invisible или baby pony. They thought Fluttershy was a пони that they could trick easily. I'm glad she stood up to most of them but like Pinkie Pie and Rarity, some didn't deserve it.
I know I'm being a bit harsh but Putting Your Hoof is the worst episode that My Little пони или Hasbro has come up with, to me.
I expected еще in a Fluttershy episode especially because she is my third Избранное пони out of the Mane Six. I felt like they spoiled this episode by making Flutterbitch return again.
In other words, terrible episode, not a very good plot but the humor was perfect.
Applejack
Applejack possesses the element of honesty. As яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса tries to save Twilight Sparkle from hanging over the edge from a long drop, she tells her to let go, much to Twilight's surprise. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса says that if Twilight will trust her and let go, she will be safe. Twilight does so, and mid-fall, she is caught by радуга Dash and Fluttershy. Her spirit was symbolized by her Золото ожерелье with a citrine shaped like her cutie mark.
Fluttershy
Fluttershy's element is kindness. When the group encounters an angry manticore, they decide to fight it in order to get past it, but Fluttershy...
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Applejack possesses the element of honesty. As яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса tries to save Twilight Sparkle from hanging over the edge from a long drop, she tells her to let go, much to Twilight's surprise. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса says that if Twilight will trust her and let go, she will be safe. Twilight does so, and mid-fall, she is caught by радуга Dash and Fluttershy. Her spirit was symbolized by her Золото ожерелье with a citrine shaped like her cutie mark.
Honesty
Fluttershy
Fluttershy's element is kindness. When the group encounters an angry manticore, they decide to fight it in order to get past it, but Fluttershy...
